WWII Scene – SNL

WWII Scene – SNL


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>>>WE NOW RETURN TO THE WORLD WAR II CLASSIC “A DEGREE OF
BALANCE.”>>FALL BACK MEN, THE GERMANS
HAVE US SURROUNDED!>>YOU GOT IT, SARGE!
>>BROOKLYN, I SAID FALL BACK NOT FORWARD!
>>WHAT?>>BROOKLYN!
>>OH, OH! SARGE, THEY GOT ME.
>>HANG ON, SON. WE’RE GOING TO GET YOU OUT OF
HERE. MEDIC!
>>NO, SARGE, IT’S TOO LATE.>>DON’T TALK LIKE THAT, YOU’RE
GOING TO BE MINE.>>NO, LISTEN, I’VE GOT TO ASK
YOU FOR A FAVOR. I NEED YOU TO GO TO MY HOUSE AND
FIND MY GIRL AND TELL HER THAT I LOVED HER.
EVEN THOUGH SHE WAS A SOX FAN.>>KID BROOKLYN, I PROMISE I’LL
TELL HER.>>AND THEN ONCE YOU’VE TOLD
HER, MAKE UP SOME EXCUSE TO GO INTO THE GARAGE.
>>THE GARAGE?>>YEAH.
THERE’S SOMETHING I NEED YOU TO FIND.
IT’S A — IT’S A — TOY. FOR THE BUTT.
>>A WHAT FOR THE BUTT?>>JUST LIKE A, JUST LIKE A FUN
THING FOR THE BUTT.>>YOU’RE NOT MAKING ANY SENSE,
SON.>>HE’S TALKING ABOUT A BUTT
PLUG, SIR.>>OH, YEAH.
LIKE THE ONES IN SHANGHAI.>>RIGHT.
>>I’D HATE FOR MY GIRL TO FIND IT.
SHE JUST WOULDN’T UNDERSTAND.>>YEAH, I GET THAT.
>>DON’T WORRY, I NEVER USED IT, I WAS TOO AFRAID.
>>OKAY, I’LL TRY. I’LL TRY.
>>DON’T TRY, DO IT! FIND MY BUTT PLUG!
OKAY? THE BOX HAS A PICTURE OF A MAN
SMILING.>>OKAY, BROOKLYN, I’LL LOOK FOR
THAT. NOW JUST TRY TO REST.
LET’S NOT TALK ABOUT ANY OF THAT ANY MORE.
>>WAIT. THERE’S SOMETHING ELSE I NEED
YOU TO GET RID OF. IT’S A NOTEBOOK.
FULL OF BOOGIE WOOGIE SONGS THAT I WROTE.
THEY’RE JUST TOO EMBARRASSING.>>WORSE THAN THE BUTT PLUG?
>>WELL, ONE GOES LIKE THIS. ♪ HEY THERE JAZZ MAN SPREAD YOUR
JAZZ ♪ ♪ SPREAD IT THICK AS TUNA
TONIGHT ♪ ♪ NOW WE’RE EATING JAZZ ♪
>>OH! OKAY, BROOKLYN, I’LL DESTROY IT
FOR YOU.>>UNLESS YOU THINK IT’S GOOD,
THEN FIND A PRODUCER.>>I’LL DESTROY IT FOR YOU.
>>I DON’T KNOW, I THINK PEOPLE MIGHT DANCE TO THAT.
>>YOU DO? THANKS, DONNIE.
I’M GOING TO MISS YOU THE MOST.>>COME ON, DON’T MAKE ME CRY,
NOW.>>THE BUTT PLUG IS BIGGER THAN
YOU’D EXPECT. JUST BE READY FOR THAT, OKAY?
>>THAT’S FINE.>>IT WAS AN EGO THING.
I JUST WANTED TO CHALLENGE MYSELF.
>>OKAY, HOW MUCH MORE LIFE DO YOU HAVE IN YOU, DO YOU THINK?
>>ENOUGH TO ASK YOU ONE MORE FAVOR.
GET RID OF ALL THE PHOTOS OF ME BEING SASSY.
>>SASSY? WHAT’S THAT?
>>YOU KNOW. SASSY.
IT’S LIKE ME BEING LIKE, OR BEING LIKE,
LIKE I’M JUDGING SOMEONE’S CLOTHES.
OR ONE LIKE THIS.>>OKAY, BROOKLYN.
ANYTHING ELSE? BROOKLYN!
>>HE’S DEAD, SIR. HE DIED AS HE LIVED.
SASSY.>>GOOD-BYE, BROOKLYN.
YOUR SONGS WEREN’T THAT BAD. ♪ HEY THERE JAZZ MAN ♪
♪ NOW WE’RE EATING JAZZ ♪>>I TOLD YOU YOU COULD DANCE TO
THIS.>>OW!
I’M HIT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

55 thoughts on “WWII Scene – SNL

  1. Apparently I screeched so loudly when I realized it was Lin that my dad actually came all the way upstairs to see what was going on.

  2. How can you fall back if your surround by the enemy? Basically a suicide mission

  3. Yeah, they CAN make jokes about WWII. Because not one american soldier defended a real city on land during WWII. And somehow they think they were the main victors, who defeated Nazis Germany. That's whats lit.

  4. Pete Davidson: "A toy for the butt… A what for the butt?" 😂 this had to be so weird to hear back in 1945

  5. What does Pete Davidson bring to the table?? Least funny snl cast member probably ever. Not even remotely funny

  6. The only people that know my phone password are my friends, I left them in charge of it in case I die and with the mission of burying my phone with me

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