WHAT THE CHESS : The Rules Have Changed

WHAT THE CHESS : The Rules Have Changed


citizens of New Zealand. Prepare yourselves for the show where the rules may change at any moment Welcome to WHAT THE CHESS: THE RULES HAVE CHANGED and I’m your host: Morgan Vandergoes Tonight watch as contestants engage in the
ultimate battle of the mind and wit in an ever-changing battlefield the rules may
change at any moment. Now we all know the rules. The game will begin as a simple
chess match between two challengers and whoever takes the opponent’s king piece
wins the game and our hearts and of course throughout the game whenever I so please I may change the rules to spice things up. now citizens of New Zealand our
delicious capital of Wellington is home to two universities competing for the
future of our education. We have Massey University of New Zealand with its
champion: Will. And we have Victoria University of Wellington with its
champion: Ruben. So we have both of our contestants here but before we can begin
we have to decide who is going to begin right you two are going to have a game
of paper scissors rock to decide. Go. Paper Scissors Rock Okay it’s best out of three. Paper Scissors Rock Nono – best up to three. Paper Scissors Rock OKAY I guess it is: Victoria who will be beginning this game. let’s go let the games begin okay so what’s it gonna do yeah here’s a
lot of choices as we all know he doesn’t know the rules of the game so he’s
probably trying to figure out… Knight to E4 Wow what a fantastic opening from reuben brown. how is will going to counter? I have a feeling I know what youre going to do. Fantastic did you see that folks?
that is a horse coming in how is Ruben going to react??? nice Where can this one go? I guess
you’re gonna have to try and find out Wait, Morgans making up the rules I mean You can move that one. Good sportsmanship
from the message student! said that’s what we like just like any
other word victorious oh and he moved the porn piece Wow you had a boy that’s two points
facing each other how about you try and find out that is against of the rolls
did you see that the victorious student is trying to cheat Wow okay so good you
tried to it okay I’m gonna confiscate okay and your turn is over but starts go
back to go back to our message in here who’s playing the game fairly nice oh that was a lucky
that was a lucky draw in there you really Poppins is key thank you to me risky was he gonna do Oh what’s he going to do you are taking far too long okay that’s
that I am introducing a new rule you now only have ten seconds to take your turn
starting now one two you know much time to side all right
time out your turn is out there nice that is the porn taken out by mess
University nice one well you only 50 seconds to decide whoa did you just see
that that was crazy Oh how’s gonna react to this one Wow
Beckwith’s some could say that it’s analogous of Reubens strategy nice one
what is he gonna do what’s written gonna do you only have 70 sickening to the
side we have to swear in this yeah I gotta go from this idea you tensed up
soon nice what’s you’re gonna dip it it is
pretty gonna be faster oh okay the popinjays oh oh there he goes the castle
has moved forward power is grooving good counter
come hurry up see that the message students
consolidating power ribbon does without hardware yeah he doesn’t know what he’s
doing and he moves the bishop nice now you’ve lost two pieces raid and in
Fallas I mean I relocated the piece that’s it
I’m tired of the chessboard it is too black and white too boring the rolls
have now changed now we’ll be playing with the Monopoly board fantastic now we’re going to be playing
with a Monopoly board let’s see how this guy’s game drives like this finally the
game guides is made and that’s all you’re gonna need do not get – okay
place it in the center here oh I get it haha how hilarious good job
so now how this is going to work is your king pieces are going to be going on –
we will not be bored isn’t that fantastic could be roll for
them – so we have to give them background to go yes I’m the views very
myself I’m not making anything up I am the rules the rules of name okay now let
the games resume got transformers would you like to buy
transformers how much money does the transformers
give you a 50k you know I’m just going to give you 50 K right now you’re
welcome it’s on the house they’re gonna buy as
much it’s gonna buy you something what what’s his new strategy gonna be you
only have a limited time to decide nice right now on to grouping what’s a
that is a 7/8 hurt Oliver throw my bouquet wait it’s a time nice nice that’s seven sevens are lucky
numbers some would say 150 Wow would you look at that that is straight-up sexists
from a messy student wow just 150 hit on hunches look at this little loser guy oh
my god I see the smoke away nearly picked up that grade three sorry he’s
already landed on it so you actually have to pay him 150 well sure you only
have $100 Wow and you’re and it’s I guess you got to hand over one of your
pieces you’re five seconds decide before beau gets inside one two three right take the lead with Oh what’s going
on here 250 K that’s a message student racking up so much dollars as the
victorious students get a close-up on the art the bank account of notorious
student fantastic okay let’s continue the game not or items you will move victorious
students yeah that’s that tonight that’s something that’s he gonna do with Nick
what’s gonna be a pretty pocket free parking nice you can pop it the free
you’re welcome let me paste this right we’re live at a
time run out of time you forfeit your turn
let’s go we’ll nice fantastic move but you didn’t roll could you please put
that back look at that I’m gonna have to come skip there so no
you lose your turn it’s it free okay 300
oh wow would you look at that the victorious students wrecking up money
and Wow okay let’s pretty good never it’s gonna do some dude what’s going to
do what’s gonna add he’s oh well let that one slide just for now only because
I gave you that handshake see that ladies and gentlemen this is a
messy student with two handshakes okay now you can go Joe the other day we
had to said oh don’t come to campus we got it oh good sauce but I imagine you
got 150 and then we’ll cause money 150 the man is money you know well I decide
when people get their money in fact you know I decided I decide where the money
comes from put your money on the table it’s right there you go
all right whoever gets the end of the board gets an advantage Wow would you
look at that ladies divin Ruben managed to cross go first
you know what that means it means Ruben now gets to make up a rule of his own
what wall is he gonna choose I guess we’ll find out next time after the break what about your life what’s your rule
okay yeah so good right anyway welcome back ladies and gentlemen to what the
chess the rules have changed now as you can see during the break the rules
changed once more and so the Monopoly board has been transformed into a polka
playing field where the money has been converted to coins now as you can see
the Kings are no longer on the playing field as the Kings are now beating with
their own lives at stage now we shall be dealing out the cards and
just not let me shuffle now now as we all know in poker each participant gets
two cards in their hand now let the games resume how much money you betting now No that is against the rules there Wow
would you look at that Rubens new role he’s just coming to a fence you just
like throwing the tilts getting that you may no longer move any piece more than
one square at a time okay ladies and gentlemen a reuben brown has gone all
ends are you gonna destroy destroy industry what does that mean
Wow ladies and gentlemen he had an eight of clubs and it’s good spades
oh why he wrote it shit what a shame I mean I guess I guess that’s the end of
this of this match now I guess the rules are gonna have to change because now
stop it’s time to start playing some Harry Potter scrapping you all know how
this works I’ve had a best record I hope you know
how to play Scrabble except this time I get to make a proposal as Scrabble is
silly and for nurses all the coins have been converted into Scrabble pieces that
they will use to create characters or spells from Harry Potter but they have
to be ones that I know so none of this lame-ass like then bean ben-israel what
are they gonna do you have a peek I’ve got a blank space that can I got one
your snake that’s Malik the blank space isn’t any
okay so what what characters that Sybaris nice severus snape he attended
Hubble okay and then graduate okay and became a check yeah well what what was
he in Oh I haven’t read the books I’m not letting
that one slide well would it be goes no I’m just gonna hold ease yeah might
appears the contestants are walking together once trash
I got wand what’s I’m gonna do I’ve got wrong if I move there like it gets taken
so that’s what happens when you play Wizards chess trade can the whomping
train honking whoa yep I’ll let it slide squeeze my favorite character and the
Harry Potter you read this I get to move wherever I want I don’t have to abide by
the one place so nice unless you apply to rule to yourself no I don’t know
where you where you go yeah but am I please I got another one it love LGBT
love LGBT I don’t have a cure I’m sorry okay so so so where did love LGBT coming
India and there Harriet in the Harry Potter game the sevens with Hagrid
meters Fred hutch that’s last bit of all I love
that sink in to be helping these students as well come on just give me
some I’ve did this this is like going and they cover the fine he’s facing the
dragon like he’s like whew I garion horntail
and puts it down okay nice that can’t be right that looks wrong period
hey Siri how I smell better I got another word I’ve got better legs
than big snake it’s about right now Siri I got I got another one
best Alex again oh I’ve got another word right I’ve got I’ve got dog and June
because Sirius Black yeah dog is right he was born in June June doc yeah that
makes better looks this is how you play all right uh-huh
oh that’s right and in the fourth one it when Harry jumps into the Black Lake
he’s a diver and in the first one when he goes to Gringotts he gets all this
money and little known secret just just out of it you know Harry was actually an
unsung hero a poet know enough stop stop enough of this you know why because the
bishop has taken he’s been taken and now finally the rules have changed the final
time so Bruce have changed for fun yeah Ginga
Ginga maybe go now we had massive madness to
fool Victoria it’s getting but he moves his came up in one space
towards the betrayer second when I understand a walk he didn’t stack the Nazis certain website demonstrate
the creative levels thinking to defeat his opponent
it’s his inner perfect very fucking shit the king has oh I’m sorry the champion of Victoria University is
live in awe at the destruction Nancy has more opponent so how do you feel about
your victory I feel pretty good but it’s not really a surprise this game looks
completely unfair the only thing I was good at was
Scrabble it okay and that’s because I can Harry Potter
I’m feeling very dissatisfied with how this actually turned out I was cheating
Villas different games I thought I should see if we’re gonna kiss sniper
say that the rules had changed I supposed to be a big

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