*sad background music* this poor bondaged guy is not some rabid dog but is a guy named *sheru* from samnabad.. who is infected with a life threatening virus called *ludo star* reporter: what’s your name? sheru: pardon reporter: what’s your name? sheru: ludo star according to sheru’s family, their world has gone into the darkness (ruined) since thier son got affected from the virus.. sheru’s brother: our life is ruined before he has lived with the humans has enjoyed his life with his friends.. but now everything is ruined all the time he always sticks to his mobile like our former prime minister was glued to his designation (PM was corrupt, so in an ironic way he’s telling his brother’s current situation” doctor: this virus oftenly attacks those girls and boys who are absolutely free or to those who are single. oftenly this virus is spreading through facebook requests. reporter: son, what do you get from playing ludo star continuosly? sheru: i made couples. *winks* sheru’s brother: he is the youngest among us that’s why he is loved by all he is mom’s, dad’s, brother’s eye candy but trust me now he looks double bagger/eyesore to us.. everyday he shows some random girl’s pic (player’s) to mom and says, see mom, your (would be) daughter in law is playing ludo with me.. now tell me, are there any other important responsibilities of daughter in law towards her home? or is it suitable for her to play ludo all the time? or is it suitable for her to play ludo all the time? doctor: symptoms of ludo star virus: hardening of muscles of hands and neck in such a way that you can support your mobile for 24 hours and still the virus can grow rapidly inside you.. other than these symptoms posting your ludo star screen shots and stories on facebook and on snap chat and getting an easy (cheap) fame through it are also included.. brother: sheru often tells me that brother i have earned so much gold in ludo star. now i want to file nomination in elections now who will make this crazy person understand? when we give him his mobile back, he always sticks to his phone. if we take it back, he usually went crazy we are in serious trouble *cries* our appeal to the cheif minister, for god’s sake please leave the topic of metro bus service and pay some attention towards the youth of this country. doctor: I’m afraid, ludo star virus is incurable but with the help of some precautionary measures and with proactive approach one can prevent it.. so, while using facebook, stay alert and don’t accept any ludo star requests and if your friends are already suffering from this virus then block them right away. reporter: according to the doctors, although the ludo star virus is incuable but by sharing patient’s sorrows he can get better.. with cameraman : mir shakeel reporter aun ali from rang news, lahore.. signing off..
sheru: i got SIXXXXX reporter: BOSS, what did i say to you?