# The Shortest Ever Papers – Numberphile

[TONY]: Which is two squared exactly, right? And it generalizes and the answer is n squared for one of side n. Okay, so what these guys want to know is what if we make it a little bit bigger than n? Not n plus one but just a little bit bigger than n,
so n plus epsilon. How many do you need then? Okay, so you might think, “I know I’m going to need more than n squared.” Because n squared would cover the original one, right? So I’m gonna need more than, so you’re going to need at least n squared plus one. So they were asking, well can you do it with n squared plus one? And they didn’t actually answer the question. They say actually you need n squared plus two. How do they show that? Well, what you do is you sort of stop it at n minus one. So you draw, consider n minus one there. Okay and then you’ve got a little bit there of one plus epsilon. So you’ve got a little of one plus epsilon bit there. Now this thing, this big thing in here, is going to need n minus one squared to fill it. ok ? Now, what they do is they say right, what I need to fill this little bit left over here? Well, the way they do it is you know this has got length
n plus epsilon that way. Okay, so you squeeze in. you’re not going to cover these edges with n edges of the triangle, right? you’re going to need at least n plus one. Okay, so you squeeze in n plus one of them. Like so. [BRADY]: Maybe overlapping. [TONY]: They definitely have to overlap, right? Because this is n plus epsilon, so it’s n plus a tiny bit. And you’re going to squeeze it n plus one of them, so they’re definitely gonna overlap, So you get n plus one of them there. Okay and you fill in the top bits. To fill in the top bits so on and so forth, you need another n, and then you can do it. So how much have you got total now? In total you’ve got n minus one squared plus n plus n plus one. Okay you work out what that is, this is… n squared minus 2n plus one plus 2n plus one, which is n squared plus two. [BRADY]: The extra bit you need could be less than two, they’re just showing it’s– [TONY]: Yes, so that’s just what I think about it. I don’t think they even answered the question. The question is can n squared plus one unit equilateral triangles cover an equilateral triangle of side n plus epsilon? They don’t say yes or no, they just say n squaredplus 2 can. Maybe they could have just said “maybe” (laughs). I don’t know, they don’t answer the question! If you look in other fields there are shorter ones there. I mean, I found some others. There’s this one. It’s not maths, but in the applied behavior analysis, it’s “the unsuccessful self-treatment of a case of writer’s block”. Of course, there’s nothing there. There’s another one: comprehensive overview of chemical-free consumer products. This is in a chemistry journal, and there aren’t any. Actually, this didn’t just didn’t appear in the journal. They didn’t publish it, but they did include it for amusement purposes. There’s plenty of short papers out there. There’s also short abstracts. That’s another thing you can you can look at. This is one that caught my attention. This is a physics one. Can the apparent superluminal neutrino speeds be explained as a quantum weak measurement? There’s a classic thing in, you know, within academia, that if your title has a question mark at the end of it, then the answer is probably not. And indeed their abstract is “Probably not.” I would actually say definitely not, because we now know that there are no faster-than-light neutrinos, that that was just a screwed-up experiment. There’s an even shorter abstract there. There’s another one with a question. Is the sequence of earthquakes in southern California with aftershocks removed Poissonian? So this is a mixture of maths and, I guess, geography. But the answer isn’t “probably not”, it’s “Yes”! So that sort of goes against the usual rules of the game. But this is all just a bit of fun, right? But I think what’s more, what would be better is like, it’s not so much how short the paper is but, in a way, impact per word. So short paper that achieved a lot. Okay now I, this is clearly open for debate, but i think that the candidate for this is this bad boy by the beautiful mind, John Nash. So this is a very, very short paper, which it starts there and it finishes there. Okay, so it’s a page long and this basically started off game theory. This is really one of the main papers
underlying economics. He basically ultimately won the Nobel Prize for economics for this paper and other ideas related to it. So I think in terms of impact per word this is probably the winner. John Nash’s thesis is famously short as well. I’ve got a copy of his thesis here. Non-cooperative, of course, it’s about game theory,
Non-cooperative Games. It’s only like 26 pages long.
It’s like wow, you know what I mean? This thesis won a Nobel Prize and it’s 26 pages long. There’s a bit of an urban myth. If you do a maths degree, as I did, there’s an urban myth that goes around the students is to, there’s this part, this PhD thesis that someone did once and it’s like a page long and it proved some result from,
that hadn’t been known for hundreds of years, and it just did it in one page and there you go, bang,
PhD thesis came out. I think that is a myth but I would love it if somebody found it out that it wasn’t. I’ve had a little digging around and I don’t think it is. I think in terms of short theses, big impact, you’d do well to be good ol’ John Nash. [Brady]: This episode has been supported by audible.com, and if you’ve got some reading to catch up on, an audiobook is a great way to do it. Among Audible’s vast collection of titles is the acclaimed book A Beautiful Mind, the biography of John Nash,
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## 39 thoughts on “The Shortest Ever Papers – Numberphile”

1. Cristhian Grundmann says:

Can you evaluate my proof of the Riemann Hypothesis?

Consider ZFC.
Q.E.D.

I omit most of the trivial steps. I can't remember them right now.

2. TrueVerdicts says:

The second paper was so well phrased. So short yet so clear..

3. Der Wahnsinn in Person says:

In philosophy there is a three page paper ("Is Justified True Belief Knowledge?" by Edmond Gettier), which had a huuuge impact on the subject.

4. Ori Amram says:

How about Michael Aatiyah's alleged proof of Riemann's Hypothesis?

5. Matthew McClure says:

two short important papers:
E. W. Dijkstra, 'A note on two problems in connexion with graphs', Num. Math. (computer science: canonical shortest path algorithm)
E. Gettier, 'Is true justified belief knowledge?', Analysis (philosophy: refutation of the classical model of knowledge since Plato)
both are about two-and-a-half pages

6. Bruno Taglietti says:

This is my favorite video of the channel. And it is a tough competition.

7. Nick Pollard says:

There can't be many people out there who refer to academic journals as "this bad boy".

8. Sebastien Fregeau says:

I detest the lack of intros on all of Numberphile's videos.

9. Kill Team Charlie says:

John Conway is a treasure

10. musicography revisited says:

6:02who noticed iit kharagpur…..hit a like jai hind

11. Immanuel Jerom says:

Imagine countering Riemann hypothesis like that first paper!
That will be the greatest mic drop of all time!

12. Dicky Bannister says:

my vote goes to "on the number of sums and products" by G Elekes. Genius.

13. Stefan Veenstra says:

A42 is a really short paper.

14. DarthAlphaTheGreat says:

No none 0 integer Solutions to fermat’s equation, as 0 is clearly a solution.

15. Fixided says:

Euler just rolling in his grave

16. wasta man says:

It is annoying somewhat how they keep forgetting that the variables to the nth power cannot be zero.

17. Bob, Squirrel King says:

Not only does the Conway paper not actually answer the question it poses, but you could argue it isn't actually that short. A picture is worth a thousand words, so that paper comes in at just over 2000.

18. Stu Lora says:

geology ≠geography 6:16 O_o

19. Will Krause says:

This showed up on my page on April 1. Feels appropriate.

20. Haylazlo says:

Tinbergen's Phd thesis also very short. It simply shows that wasp recognize their home with visual landmarks around.

21. jj zun says:

n=2 –> Zelda Triforce

22. STC says:

For 5 minutes I thought I was watching Onion…

23. Jolssoni says:

5:09 See also "A Demonstration of the Causal Power of Absences".

24. Tobias Bartsch says:

Does the first paper have any more implications? I get that its a big thing, that this long belived conjecture got disproven, but does this have any bigger consequences? Or is it "just" fun number theroy?

25. Dwayne Peters says:

Some day I want to write a paper like this: "1518519855913285194 + 0.2i is a zero of the Riemann zeta function"

26. Sonny Parker says:

Pictures worth a thousand words. That’s 2002 words right there.

27. Some One says:

Can’t you… fill the triangle with one of side n?

28. U SioN says:

I feel like getting a mail only saying “no u”

29. 『Crying Water』 says:

I think I'll show this to my science teachers…. Cause you know, so I can write a 1 page thesis like a dope mathematician

30. Lee Sawyer says:

In terms of maximizing impact per word, a great example is the paper describing the discovery of the neutron (Chadwick, _Nature_, 1932) which is less than a page. In fact most of those old nuclear and particle discovery papers were shorter than the author list of one of the LHC experiments.

31. Scott Koontz says:

How long was Dantzig's work in solving the Simplex method? One story is that a prof told him to put the work in a binder to receive his PhD.

32. Tristan Schoorens says:

The way he says epsilon is pissing me off because in my language (dutch) the stress is put on the ‘e’ and not on the ‘i’ and it just sounds so wrong

33. Évariste Galois says:

Specially poignant considering that Euler had dismissed Fermat's Last Theorem as a triviality.

34. Daniel Mahmoudi says:

Quick maths

35. Jero Toro says:

ep-sigh-lon

36. AZ13 Artist says:

Gauss formula

37. student life says:

Sir I invented a multiples new rule and it's a different and shor form … ..two,three ,fore,,,any number of different digit u can multiply in 10 or 20 second.i m from India but I don't know how to published my new formula .so if u help me then I think I published my paper .I have not gide (Master).

38. gore buster says:

Mr Padilla knows a lot about physics, yes?

39. Eddie Marais says:

The way this guy pronounces "epsilon" is really annoying.

40. Daniel Meyer says:

Milnor's question 5603 is 13 lines and it asks two questions. Namely, whether there are groups of intermediate growth , and whether you have polynomial growth iff the group is virtually nilpotent. The first was answered by Grigochuk (yes), the second by Gromov (yes). So even though this is just a question, this was very influential.