The Glorious Dota Auto Chess Experience

The Glorious Dota Auto Chess Experience


Oh Welcome, my children! Back for some more story, I suppose? Well, do I have a story for you today? It’s about a little boy named Crispy in the mysterious world of AutoChess Hey, yo, so you guys know Dota AutoChess is trending new game that all the cool kids play Did you catch up with the trend? I’m going to show you guys how to play AutoChess the right way So basically this game you’ve been with army to fight other people like the Chinese War, it’s all about the art of war There are five levels of troop, and each troop has three levels of evolution Each stronger than the last When you get three of the same unit, You make a stronger unit. Each troops has two tribes and each tribe give you a buff when you pair them together For example, for the Knight synergy, for each Knight on the board, you get a strongest shield based on the number, or for the assassins synergy, the more assassins you have the better chance of a crit you can get You also have the company system, absolute positioning system and don’t forget to talk about *i’m too lazy to translate these* *Crispy playing AutoChess* NANI?! Actually, just forget everything I said man (wtf dude..) They saw about the luck is not the R to the n to the G boys If you ain’t helping that old lady cross the street, you ain’t winning no games, homie “I’ve fallen, and I can’t get up!” C A N T G E T U P *Bob calls in Discord* Hey man, if you help me with this math problem, Hey, no can do man, you know, I ain’t the best with math, but you can ask me anything, brother Yeah, later! Clear man What poor Bob sure doesn’t know is that Crispy actually has an IQ more than 300 (lmfao) But he just doesn’t want to help Bob for sure because he has got too damn addicted to AutoChess But poor Crispy doesn’t know what comes next in his near future Yeah so before my rude friend Bob interrupted me, I was talking about AutoChess just running some games now I’m getting my luck. It’s normal stuff man. A few moments later Enchantress get that stuff out of here. I just keep losing and losing and losing and what happened? (F) What happened to my luck man? I think it’s the end of the road for me comrade O O F No, it can’t be like this No, what do I need to do universe? Oh,I got it. I need to go help Bob with his math homework *Unlucky Crispy calling Bob* Bob Bob Bob, I’m gonna have to do the math just send me stuff man Mmm, I thought you said you don’t know anything about math Bro, I ain’t know anything about math, but I is all about the luck man. If you roll the dice just right you get the prizes What do you mean by that brother? Bro, I have flown the way of the universe I help you, you help me. We both get like 10 billion years of luck. This is how everything in the world all functions. I still have no idea what you talk about. But just, just send me the tests and do the art I asked you to, okay? All right *Bob drawing stuffs for poor Crispy* Meanwhile, Crispy is doing math for Bob *Bob drawing again* *Crispy solving a problem that no one has ever solved before* Let me tell you something you already know The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It’s a very mean and nasty place and I don’t care how tough you are It will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently If you let it.You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life But it ain’t about how hard ya hit, it’s about how hard you can get hit? And keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done! He leveled up POGGERS And that’s the end of our story today. They live happily ever after Tune in next week for another story in my channel Ayy, I just helped my homie with the test. It’s time to sell my soul for the RNGesus AutoChess again Like I said, this game is all about the luck. So you better help your homie out, play RNGesus 10 times a day, change identity to Magnus Carlsen. Get ready to get lucky Aw shi.. Thanks for watching guys! Credit to RitoZeus aka Crispy’s boss Maybe new video next week?

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