The Enchanted Castle by E. Nesbit | Audiobook for children with subtitles

The Enchanted Castle by E. Nesbit | Audiobook for children with subtitles


The Enchanted Castle by E. Nesbit. To Margaret Ostler with love from E. Nesbit Peggy, you came from the heath and moor,
And you brought their airs through my open door;
You brought the blossom of youth to blow In the Latin Quarter of Soho.
For the sake of that magic I send you here A tale of enchantments, Peggy dear,
A bit of my work, and a bit of my heart… The bit that you left when we had to part.
Royalty Chambers, Soho, W. 25 September 1907.
There were three of them Jerry, Jimmy, and Kathleen. Of course, Jerry’s name was Gerald,
and not Jeremiah, whatever you may think; and Jimmy’s name was James; and Kathleen was
never called by her name at all, but Cathy, or Catty, or Puss Cat, when her brothers were
pleased with her, and Scratch Cat when they were not pleased. And they were at school
in a little town in the West of England the boys at one school, of course, and the girl
at another, because the sensible habit of having boys and girls at the same school is
not yet as common as I hope it will be some day. They used to see each other on Saturdays
and Sundays at the house of a kind maiden lady; but it was one of those houses where
it is impossible to play. You know the kind of house, don’t you? There is a sort of a
something about that kind of house that makes you hardly able even to talk to each other
when you are left alone, and playing seems unnatural and affected. So they looked forward
to the holidays, when they should all go home and be together all day long, in a house where
playing was natural and conversation possible, and where the Hampshire forests and fields
were full of interesting things to do and see. Their Cousin Betty was to be there too,
and there were plans. Betty’s school broke up before theirs, and so she got to the Hampshire
home first, and the moment she got there she began to have measles, so that my three couldn’t
go home at all. You may imagine their feelings. The thought of seven weeks at Miss Hervey’s
was not to be borne, and all three wrote home and said so. This astonished their parents
very much, because they had always thought it was so nice for the children to have dear
Miss Hervey’s to go to. However, they were “jolly decent about it , as Jerry said, and
after a lot of letters and telegrams, it was arranged that the boys should go and stay
at Kathleen’s school, where there were now no girls left and no mistresses except the
French one. “It’ll be better than being at Miss Hervey’s,”
said Kathleen, when the boys came round to ask Mademoiselle when it would be convenient
for them to come; “and, besides, our school’s not half so ugly as yours. We do have tablecloths
on the tables and curtains at the windows, and yours is all deal boards, and desks, and
inkiness.” When they had gone to pack their boxes Kathleen
made all the rooms as pretty as she could with flowers in jam jars marigolds chiefly,
because there was nothing much else in the back garden. There were geraniums in the front
garden, and calceolarias and lobelias; of course, the children were not allowed to pick
these. “We ought to have some sort of play to keep
us going through the holidays,” said Kathleen, when tea was over, and she had unpacked and
arranged the boys clothes in the painted chests of drawers, feeling very grown-up and careful
as she neatly laid the different sorts of clothes in tidy little heaps in the drawers.
“Suppose we write a book.” “You couldn’t,” said Jimmy. “I didn’t mean me, of course,” said Kathleen,
a little injured; “I meant us.” “Too much fag,” said Gerald briefly. “If we wrote a book,” Kathleen persisted,
“about what the insides of schools really are like, people would read it and say how
clever we were.” “More likely expel us,” said Gerald. “No;
we’ll have an out-of-doors game bandits, or something like that. It wouldn’t be bad if
we could get a cave and keep stores in it, and have our meals there.” “There aren’t any caves,” said Jimmy, who
was fond of contradicting everyone. “And, besides, your precious Mamselle won’t let
us go out alone, as likely as not.” “Oh, we’ll see about that,” said Gerald. “I’ll
go and talk to her like a father.” “Like that?” Kathleen pointed the thumb of
scorn at him, and he looked in the glass. “To brush his hair and his clothes and to
wash his face and hands was to our hero but the work of a moment,” said Gerald, and went
to suit the action to the word. It was a very sleek boy, brown and thin and
interesting-looking, that knocked at the door of the parlour where Mademoiselle sat reading
a yellow-covered book and wishing vain wishes. Gerald could always make himself look interesting
at a moment’s notice, a very useful accomplishment in dealing with strange grown-ups. It was
done by opening his grey eyes rather wide, allowing the corners of his mouth to droop,
and assuming a gentle, pleading expression, resembling that of the late little Lord Fauntleroy
who must, by the way, be quite old now, and an awful prig. “Entrez!” said Mademoiselle, in shrill French
accents. So he entered. “Eh bien?” she said rather impatiently. “I hope I am not disturbing you,” said Gerald,
in whose mouth, it seemed, butter would not have melted. “But no,” she said, somewhat softened. “What
is it that you desire?” “I thought I ought to come and say how do
you do,” said Gerald, “because of you being the lady of the house.” He held out the newly-washed hand, still damp
and red. She took it. “You are a very polite little boy,” she said. “Not at all,” said Gerald, more polite than
ever. “I am so sorry for you. It must be dreadful to have us to look after in the holidays.” “But not at all,” said Mademoiselle in her
turn. “I am sure you will be very good childrens.” Gerald’s look assured her that he and the
others would be as near angels as children could be without ceasing to be human.”We’ll
try,” he said earnestly. “Can one do anything for you?” asked the French
governess kindly. “Oh, no, thank you,” said Gerald. “We don’t
want to give you any trouble at all. And I was thinking it would be less trouble for
you if we were to go out into the woods all day tomorrow and take our dinner with us something
cold, you know so as not to be a trouble to the cook.” “You are very considerate,” said Mademoiselle
coldly. Then Gerald’s eyes smiled; they had a trick of doing this when his lips were quite
serious. Mademoiselle caught the twinkle, and she laughed and Gerald laughed too. “Little deceiver!” she said. “Why not say
at once you want to be free of surveillance, how you say overwatching without pretending
it is me you wish to please?” “You have to be careful with grown-ups, ” said
Gerald, “but it isn’t all pretence either. We don’t want to trouble you and we don’t
want you to ” “To trouble you. Eh bien! Your parents, they
permit these days at woods?” “Oh, yes,” said Gerald truthfully. “Then I will not be more a dragon than the
parents. I will forewarn the cook. Are you content?” “Rather!” said Gerald. “Mademoiselle, you
are a dear.” “A deer?” she repeated “a stag?” “No, a a cherie,” said Gerald “a regular A1
cherie. And you sha’n’t repent it. Is there anything we can do for you wind your wool,
or find your spectacles, or ?” “He thinks me a grandmother!” said Mademoiselle,
laughing more than ever. “Go then, and be not more naughty than you must.” “Well, what luck?” the others asked. “It’s all right,” said Gerald indifferently.
“I told you it would be. The ingenuous youth won the regard of the foreign governess, who
in her youth had been the beauty of her humble village.” “I don’t believe she ever was. She’s too stern,”
said Kathleen. “Ah!” said Gerald, “that’s only because you
don’t know how to manage her. She wasn’t stern with me.” “I say,” what a humbug you are though, aren’t
you?” said Jimmy. “No, I’m a dip what’s-its-name? Something
like an ambassador. Dipsoplomatist that’s what I am. Anyhow, we’ve got our day, and
if we don’t find a cave in it my name’s not Jack Robinson.” Mademoiselle, less stern than Kathleen had
ever seen her, presided at supper, which was bread and treacle spread several hours before,
and now harder and drier than any other food you can think of. Gerald was very polite in
handing her butter and cheese, and pressing her to taste the bread and treacle. “Bah! it is like sand in the mouth of a dryness!
Is it possible this pleases you?” “No,” said Gerald, “it is not possible, but
it is not polite for boys to make remarks about their food!” She laughed, but there was no more dried bread
and treacle for supper after that. “How do you do it?” Kathleen whispered admiringly
as they said good night. “Oh, it’s quite easy when you’ve once got
a grownup to see what you’re after. You’ll see, I shall drive her with a rein of darning
cotton after this.” Next morning Gerald got up early and gathered
a little bunch of pink carnations from a plant which he found hidden among the marigolds.
He tied it up with black cotton and laid it on Mademoiselle’s plate. She smiled and looked
quite handsome as she stuck the flowers in her belt. “Do you think it’s quite decent,” Jimmy asked
later “sort of bribing people to let you do as you like with flowers and things and passing
them the salt?” “It’s not that,” said Kathleen suddenly. “I
know what Gerald means, only I never think of the things in time myself. You see, if
you want grown-ups to be nice to you the least you can do is to be nice to them and think
of little things to please them. I never think of any myself. Jerry does; that’s why all
the old ladies like him. It’s not bribery. It’s a sort of honesty like paying for things.” “Well, anyway,” said Jimmy, putting away the
moral question, “we’ve got a ripping day for the woods.” They had. The wide High Street, even at the busy morning
hour almost as quiet as a dream-street, lay bathed in sunshine; the leaves shone fresh
from last night’s rain, but the road was dry, and in the sunshine the very dust of it sparkled
like diamonds. The beautiful old houses, standing stout and strong, looked as though they were
basking in the sunshine and enjoying it. “But are there any woods?” asked Kathleen
as they passed the market-place. “It doesn’t much matter about woods,” said
Gerald dreamily, “we’re sure to find something. One of the chaps told me his father said when
he was a boy there used to be a little cave under the bank in a lane near the Salisbury
Road; but he said there was an enchanted castle there too, so perhaps the cave isn’t true
either.” “If we were to get horns,” said Kathleen, “and to blow them very hard all the way, we
might find a magic castle.” “If you’ve got the money to throw away on
horns…” said Jimmy contemptuously. “Well, I have, as it happens, so there!” said
Kathleen. And the horns were bought in a tiny shop with a bulging window full of a tangle
of toys and sweets and cucumbers and sour apples. And the quiet square at the end of the town
where the church is, and the houses of the most respectable people, echoed to the sound
of horns blown long and loud. But none of the houses turned into enchanted castles.
Away they went along the Salisbury Road, which was very hot and dusty, so they agreed to
drink one of the bottles of ginger-beer. “We might as well carry the ginger-beer inside
us as inside the bottle,” said Jimmy, “and we can hide the bottle and call for it as
we come back. Presently they came to a place where the road,
as Gerald said, went two ways at once. “That looks like adventures,” said Kathleen;
and they took the right-hand road, and the next time they took a turning it was a left-hand
one, “so as to be quite fair,” Jimmy said, and then a right-hand one and then a left,
and so on, till they were completely lost. “Completely,” said Kathleen; “how jolly!” And now trees arched overhead, and the banks
of the road were high and bushy. The adventurers had long since ceased to blow their horns.
It was too tiring to go on doing that, when there was no one to be annoyed by it. “Oh, kriky!” observed Jimmy suddenly, “let’s
sit down a bit and have some of our dinner. We might call it lunch, you know,” he added
persuasively. So they sat down in the hedge and ate the
ripe red gooseberries that were to have been their dessert. And as they sat and rested and wished that
their boots did not feel so full of feet, Gerald leaned back against the bushes, and
the bushes gave way so that he almost fell over backward. Something had yielded to the
pressure of his back, and there was the sound of something heavy that fell. “Oh, Jimminy!” he remarked, recovering himself
suddenly; “there’s something hollow in there the stone I was leaning against simply went!” “I wish it was a cave,” said Jimmy; “but of
course it isn’t.” “If we blow the horns perhaps it will be,”
said Kathleen, and hastily blew her own. Gerald reached his hand through the bushes.
“I can’t feel anything but air,” he said; “it’s just a hole full of emptiness. The other
two pulled back the bushes. There certainly was a hole in the bank. “I’m going to go in,”
observed Gerald. “Oh, don’t!” said his sister. “I wish you
wouldn’t. Suppose there were snakes!” “Not likely,” said Gerald, but he leaned forward
and struck a match. “It is a cave!” he cried, and put his knee on the mossy stone he had
been sitting on, scrambled over it, and disappeared. A breathless pause followed. “You all right?” asked Jimmy. “Yes; come on. You’d better come feet first
there’s a bit of a drop.” “I’ll go next,” said Kathleen, and went feet
first, as advised. The feet waved wildly in the air. “Look out!” said Gerald in the dark; “you’ll
have my eye out. Put your feet down, girl, not up. It’s no use trying to fly here there’s
no room.” He helped her by pulling her feet forcibly
down and then lifting her under the arms. She felt rustling dry leaves under her boots,
and stood ready to receive Jimmy, who came in head first, like one diving into an unknown
sea. “It is a cave,” said Kathleen. “The young explorers,” explained Gerald, blocking
up the hole of entrance with his shoulders, “dazzled at first by the darkness of the cave,
could see nothing.” “Darkness doesn’t dazzle,” said Jimmy. “I wish we’d got a candle,” said Kathleen. “Yes, it does,” Gerald contradicted “could
see nothing. But their dauntless leader, whose eyes had grown used to the dark while the
clumsy forms of the others were bunging up the entrance, had made a discovery. “Oh, what!” Both the others were used to Gerald’s
way of telling a story while he acted it, but they did sometimes wish that he didn’t
talk quite so long and so like a book in moments of excitement. “He did not reveal the dread secret to his
faithful followers till one and all had given him their word of honour to be calm.” “We’ll be calm all right,” said Jimmy impatiently.”Well,
then,” said Gerald, ceasing suddenly to be a book and becoming a boy, “there’s a light
over there look behind you!” They looked. And there was. A faint greyness
on the brown walls of the cave, and a brighter greyness cut off sharply by a dark line, showed
that round a turning or angle of the cave there was daylight. “Attention!” said Gerald; at least, that was
what he meant, though what he said was “Shun!” as becomes the son of a soldier. The others
mechanically obeyed. “You will remain at attention till I give
the word “Slow march!’ on which you will advance cautiously in open order, following your hero
leader, taking care not to tread on the dead and wounded.” “I wish you wouldn’t!” said Kathleen. “There aren’t any,” said Jimmy, feeling for
her hand in the dark; “he only means, take care not to tumble over stones and things” Here he found her hand, and she screamed. “It’s only me,” said Jimmy. “I thought you’d
like me to hold it. But you’re just like a girl.” Their eyes had now begun to get accustomed
to the darkness, and all could see that they were in a rough stone cave, that went straight
on for about three or four yards and then turned sharply to the right. “Death or victory!” remarked Gerald. “Now,
then Slow march!” He advanced carefully, picking his way among
the loose earth and stones that were the floor of the cave. “A sail, a sail!” he cried, as he turned the
corner. “How splendid!” Kathleen drew a long breath
as she came out into the sunshine. “I don’t see any sail,” said Jimmy, following. The narrow passage ended in a round arch all
fringed with ferns and creepers. They passed through the arch into a deep, narrow gully
whose banks were of stones, moss-covered; and in the crannies grew more ferns and long
grasses. Trees growing on the top of the bank arched across, and the sunlight came through
in changing patches of brightness, turning the gully to a roofed corridor of goldy-green.
The path, which was of greeny-grey flagstones where heaps of leaves had drifted, sloped
steeply down, and at the end of it was another round arch, quite dark inside, above which
rose rocks and grass and bushes. “It’s like the outside of a railway tunnel,”
said James. “It’s the entrance to the enchanted castle,”
said Kathleen. “Let’s blow the horns.” “Dry up!” said Gerald. “The bold Captain,
reproving the silly chatter of his subordinates ,” “I like that!” said Jimmy, indignant. “I thought you would,” resumed Gerald “of
his subordinates, bade them advance with caution and in silence, because after all there might
be somebody about, and the other arch might be an ice-house or something dangerous. “What?” asked Kathleen anxiously. “Bears, perhaps,” said Gerald briefly. “There aren’t any bears without bars in England,
anyway,” said Jimmy. “They call bears bars in America,”
he added absently. “Quick march!” was Gerald’s only reply. And they marched. Under the drifted damp leaves
the path was firm and stony to their shuffling feet. At the dark arch they stopped. “There are steps down,” said Jimmy. “It is an ice-house,” said Gerald. “Don’t let’s,” said Kathleen. “Our hero,” said Gerald, “who nothing could
dismay, raised the faltering hopes of his abject minions by saying that he was jolly
well going on, and they could do as they liked about it.” “If you call names,” said Jimmy, “you can
go on by yourself. He added, “So there!” “It’s part of the game, silly,” explained
Gerald kindly. “You can be Captain tomorrow, so you’d better hold your jaw now, and begin
to think about what names you’ll call us when it’s your turn.” Very slowly and carefully they went down the
steps. A vaulted stone arched over their heads. Gerald struck a match when the last step was
found to have no edge, and to be, in fact, the beginning of a passage, turning to the
left. “This,” said Jimmy, “will take us back into
the road.” “Or under it,” said Gerald. “We’ve come down
eleven steps.” They went on, following their leader, who
went very slowly for fear, as he explained, of steps. The passage was very dark. “I don’t half like it!” whispered Jimmy. Then came a glimmer of daylight that grew
and grew, and presently ended in another arch that looked out over a scene so like a picture
out of a book about Italy that everyone’s breath was taken away, and they simply walked
forward silent and staring. A short avenue of cypresses led, widening as it went, to
a marble terrace that lay broad and white in the sunlight. The children, blinking, leaned
their arms on the broad, flat balustrade and gazed. Immediately below them was a lake just
like a lake in “The Beauties of Italy” a lake with swans and an island and weeping willows;
beyond it were green slopes dotted with groves of trees, and amid the trees gleamed the white
limbs of statues. Against a little hill to the left was a round white building with pillars,
and to the right a waterfall came tumbling down among mossy stones to splash into the
lake. Steps fed from the terrace to the water, and other steps to the green lawns beside
it. Away across the grassy slopes deer were feeding, and in the distance where the groves
of trees thickened into what looked almost a forest were enormous shapes of grey stone,
like nothing that the children had ever seen before. “That chap at school ,” said Gerald. “It is an enchanted castle,” said Kathleen. “I don’t see any castle,” said Jimmy. “What do you call that, then?” Gerald pointed
to where, beyond a belt of lime-trees, white towers and turrets broke the blue of the sky. “There doesn’t seem to be anyone about,” said
Kathleen, “and yet it’s all so tidy. I believe it is magic” “Magic mowing machines,” Jimmy suggested. “If we were in a book it would be an enchanted
castle certain to be,” said Kathleen. “It is an enchanted castle,” said Gerald in
hollow tones. “But there aren’t any” Jimmy was quite positive. “How do you know? Do you think there’s nothing
in the world but what you’ve seen?” His scorn was crushing. “I think magic went out when people began
to have steam-engines,” Jimmy insisted, “and newspapers, and telephones and wireless telegraphing.” “Wireless is rather like magic when you come
to think of it,” said Gerald.
“Oh, that sort!” Jimmy’s contempt was deep. “Perhaps there’s given up being magic because
people didn’t believe in it any more,” said Kathleen. “Well, don’t let’s spoil the show with any
silly old not believing,” said Gerald with decision. “I’m going to believe in magic as
hard as I can. This is an enchanted garden, and that’s an enchanted castle, and I’m jolly
well going to explore.” The dauntless knight then led the way, leaving
his ignorant squires to follow or not, just as they jolly well chose. He rolled off the
balustrade and strode firmly down towards the lawn, his boots making, as they went,
a clatter full of determination. The others followed. There never was such a garden out
of a picture or a fairy-tale. They passed quite close by the deer, who only raised their
pretty heads to look, and did not seem startled at all. And after a long stretch of turf they
passed under the heaped-up heavy masses of lime-trees and came into a rose-garden, bordered
with thick, close-cut yew hedges, and lying red and pink and green and white in the sun,
like a giant’s many-coloured, highly-scented pocket-handkerchief. “I know we shall meet a gardener in a minute,
and he’ll ask what we re doing here. And then what will you say?” Kathleen asked with her
nose in a rose. “I shall say we have lost our way, and it
will be quite true,” said Gerald.
But they did not meet a gardener or anybody else, and the feeling of magic got thicker
and thicker, till they were almost afraid of the sound of their feet in the great silent
place. Beyond the rose garden was a yew hedge with an arch cut in it, and it was the beginning
of a maze like the one in Hampton Court. “Now,” said Gerald, “you mark my words. In
the middle of this maze we shall find the secret enchantment. Draw your swords, my merry
men all, and hark forward tallyho in the utmost silence. Which they did. It was very hot in
the maze, between the close yew hedges, and the way to the maze’s heart was hidden well.
Again and again they found themselves at the black yew arch that opened on the rose garden,
and they were all glad that they had brought large, clean pocket-handkerchiefs with them.
It was when they found themselves there for the fourth time that Jimmy suddenly cried,
“Oh, I wish ‘ and then stopped short very suddenly. “Oh!” he added in quite a different
voice, “where’s the dinner?” And then in a stricken silence they all remembered that
the basket with the dinner had been left at the entrance of the cave. Their thoughts dwelt
fondly on the slices of cold mutton, the six tomatoes, the bread and butter, the screwed-up
paper of salt, the apple turnovers, and the little thick glass that one drank the ginger-beer
out of. “Let’s go back,” said Jimmy, “now this minute,
and get our things and have our dinner.” “Let’s have one more try at the maze. I hate
giving things up,” said Gerald.
“I am so hungry!” said Jimmy. “Why didn’t you say so before?” asked Gerald
bitterly. “I wasn’t before.” “Then you can’t be now. You don’t get hungry
all in a minute. What’s that?”
That was a gleam of red that lay at the foot of the yew-hedge a thin little line, that
you would hardly have noticed unless you had been staring in a fixed and angry way at the
roots of the hedge. It was a thread of cotton. Gerald picked it
up. One end of it was tied to a thimble with holes in it, and the other— “There is no other end,” said Gerald, with
firm triumph. “It’s a clew that’s what it is. What price cold mutton now? I’ve always
felt something magic would happen some day, and now it has.” “I expect the gardener put it there,” said
Jimmy. “With a Princess’s silver thimble on it? Look!
there’s a crown on the thimble.” There was. “Come,” said Gerald in low, urgent tones,
“if you are adventurers be adventurers; and anyhow, I expect someone has gone along the
road and bagged the mutton hours ago.” He walked forward, winding the red thread
round his fingers as he went. And it was a clew, and it led them right into the middle
of the maze. And in the very middle of the maze they came upon the wonder. The red clew led them up two stone steps to
a round grass plot. There was a sun-dial in the middle, and all round against the yew
hedge a low, wide marble seat. The red clew ran straight across the grass and by the sun-dial,
and ended in a small brown hand with jewelled rings on every finger. The hand was, naturally,
attached to an arm, and that had many bracelets on it, sparkling with red and blue and green
stones. The arm wore a sleeve of pink and gold brocaded silk, faded a little here and
there but still extremely imposing, and the sleeve was part of a dress, which was worn
by a lady who lay on the stone seat asleep in the sun. The rosy gold dress fell open
over an embroidered petticoat of a soft green colour. There was old yellow lace the colour
of scalded cream, and a thin white veil spangled with silver stars covered the face. “It’s the enchanted Princess,” said Gerald,
now really impressed. “I told you so.” “It’s the Sleeping Beauty,” said Kathleen.
“It is look how old-fashioned her clothes are, like the pictures of Marie Antoinette’s
ladies in the history book. She has slept for a hundred years. Oh, Gerald, you’re the
eldest; you must be the Prince, and we never knew it.” “She isn’t really a Princess,” said Jimmy.
But the others laughed at him, partly because his saying things like that was enough to
spoil any game, and partly because they really were not at all sure that it was not a Princess
who lay there as still as the sunshine. Every stage of the adventure the cave, the wonderful
gardens, the maze, the clew, had deepened the feeling of magic, till now Kathleen and
Gerald were almost completely bewitched. “Lift the veil up,” Jerry, said Kathleen in
a whisper, “if she isn’t beautiful we shall know she can’t be the Princess. “Lift it yourself,” said Gerald. “I expect you’re forbidden to touch the figures,”
said Jimmy. “It’s not wax, silly,” said his brother. “No,” said his sister, “wax wouldn’t be much
good in this sun. And, besides, you can see her breathing. It’s the Princess right enough.”
She very gently lifted the edge of the veil and turned it back. The Princess’s face was
small and white between long plaits of black hair. Her nose was straight and her brows
finely traced. There were a few freckles on cheekbones and nose. “No wonder,” whispered Kathleen, “sleeping
all these years in all this sun! Her mouth was not a rosebud. But all the same “Isn’t
she lovely!” Kathleen murmured. “Not so dusty,” Gerald was understood to reply. “Now, Jerry,”
said Kathleen firmly, “you’re the eldest.” “Of course I am,” said Gerald uneasily. “Well, you’ve got to wake the Princess.” “She’s not a Princess,” said Jimmy, with his
hands in the pockets of his knickerbockers; “she’s only a little girl dressed up.” “But she’s in long dresses,” urged Kathleen. “Yes, but look what a little way down her
frock her feet come. She wouldn’t be any taller than Jerry if she was to stand up.” “Now then,” urged Kathleen. “Jerry, don’t
be silly. You’ve got to do it.” “Do what?” asked Gerald, kicking his left
boot with his right. “Why, kiss her awake, of course.” “Not me!” was Gerald’s unhesitating rejoinder. “Well, someone’s got to.” “She’d go for me as likely as not the minute
she woke up,” said Gerald anxiously.
“I’d do it like a shot,” said Kathleen, “but I don’t suppose it ud make any difference
me kissing her.” She did it; and it didn’t. The Princess still
lay in deep slumber. “Then you must, Jimmy. I dare say you’ll do.
Jump back quickly before she can hit you.” “She won’t hit him, he’s such a little chap,”
said Gerald. “Little yourself!” said Jimmy. “I don’t mind
kissing her. I’m not a coward, like Some People. Only if I do, I’m going to be the dauntless
leader for the rest of the day.” “No, look here hold on!” cried Gerald, “perhaps
I’d better ” But, in the meantime, Jimmy had planted a loud, cheerful-sounding kiss on
the Princess’s pale cheek, and now the three stood breathless, awaiting the result. And the result was that the Princess opened
large, dark eyes, stretched out her arms, yawned a little, covering her mouth with a
small brown hand, and said, quite plainly and distinctly, and without any room at all
for mistake: “Then the hundred years are over? How the
yew hedges have grown! Which of you is my Prince that aroused me from my deep sleep
of so many long years?” “I did,” said Jimmy fearlessly, for she did
not look as though she were going to slap anyone. “My noble preserver!” said the Princess, and
held out her hand. Jimmy shook it vigorously.
“But I say,” said he, “you aren’t really a Princess, are you?” “Of course I am,” she answered; “who else
could I be? Look at my crown!” She pulled aside the spangled veil, and showed beneath
it a coronet of what even Jimmy could not help seeing to be diamonds. “But ” said Jimmy. “Why,” she said, opening her eyes very wide,
“you must have known about my being here, or you’d never have come. How did you get
past the dragons?” Gerald ignored the question. “I say,” he said,
“do you really believe in magic, and all that?” “I ought to,” she said, “if anybody does.
Look, here’s the place where I pricked my finger with the spindle.” She showed a little
scar on her wrist. “Then this really is an enchanted castle?” “Of course it is,” said the Princess. “How
stupid you are!” She stood up, and her pink brocaded dress lay in bright waves about her
feet. “I said her dress would be too long,” said
Jimmy. “It was the right length when I went to sleep,”
said the Princess; “it must have grown in the hundred years.” “I don’t believe you’re a Princess at all,”
said Jimmy; “at least ” “Don’t bother about believing it, if you don’t
like,” said the Princess. “It doesn’t so much matter what
you believe as what I am. She turned to the others.
“Let’s go back to the castle,” she said, “and I’ll show you all my lovely jewels and things.
Wouldn’t you like that?” “Yes, said Gerald with very plain hesitation.
“But ” “But what?” The Princess’s tone was impatient. “But we’re most awfully hungry.” “Oh, so am
I!” cried the Princess. “We’ve had nothing to eat since breakfast.” “And it’s three now,” said the Princess, looking
at the sun-dial. “Why, you’ve had nothing to eat for hours
and hours and hours. But think of me! I haven’t had anything to eat
for a hundred years.” Come along to the castle.
“The mice will have eaten everything,” said Jimmy sadly. He saw now that she really was
a Princess. “Not they,” cried the Princess joyously. “You
forget everything’s enchanted here. Time simply stood still for a hundred years. Come along,
and one of you must carry my train, or I shan’t be able to move now it’s grown such a frightful
length.” When you are young so many things are difficult
to believe, and yet the dullest people will tell you that they are true such things, for
instance, as that the earth goes round the sun, and that it is not flat but round. But
the things that seem really likely, like fairy-tales and magic, are, so say the grown-ups, not
true at all. Yet they are so easy to believe, especially when you see them happening. And,
as I am always telling you, the most wonderful things happen to all sorts of people, only
you never hear about them because the people think that no one will believe their stories,
and so they don’t tell them to any one except me. And they tell me, because they know that
I can believe anything. When Jimmy had awakened the Sleeping Princess,
and she had invited the three children to go with her to her palace and get something
to eat, they all knew quite surely that they had come into a place of magic happenings.
And they walked in a slow procession along the grass towards the castle. The Princess
went first, and Kathleen carried her shining train; then came Jimmy, and Gerald came last.
They were all quite sure that they had walked right into the middle of a fairy-tale, and
they were the more ready to believe it because they were so tired and hungry. They were,
in fact, so hungry and tired that they hardly noticed where they were going, or observed
the beauties of the formal gardens through which the pink-silk Princess was leading them.
They were in a sort of dream, from which they only partially awakened to find themselves
in a big hail, with suits of armour and old flags round the walls, the skins of beasts
on the floor, and heavy oak tables and benches ranged along it. The Princess entered, slow and stately, but
once inside she twitched her sheeny train out of Jimmy’s hand and turned to the three. “You just wait here a minute,” she said, “and
mind you don’t talk while I’m away. This castle is crammed with magic, and I don’t know what
will happen if you talk.” And with that, picking up the thick goldy-pink folds under her arms,
she ran out, as Jimmy said afterwards, “most unprincesslike,” showing as she ran black
stockings and black strap shoes. Jimmy wanted very much to say that he didn’t
believe anything would happen, only he was afraid something would happen if he did, so
he merely made a face and put out his tongue. The others pretended not to see this, which
was much more crushing than anything they could have said. So they sat in silence, and
Gerald ground the heel of his boot upon the marble floor. Then the Princess came back,
very slowly and kicking her long skirts in front of her at every step. She could not
hold them up now because of the tray she carried. It was not a silver tray, as you might have
expected, but an oblong tin one. She set it down noisily on the end of the long table
and breathed a sigh of relief.. “Oh! it was heavy,” she said. I don’t know
what fairy feast the children’s fancy had been busy with. Anyhow, this was nothing like
it. The heavy tray held a loaf of bread, a lump of cheese, and a brown jug of water.
The rest of its heaviness was just plates and mugs and knives. “Come along,” said the Princess hospitably.
“I couldn’t find anything but bread and cheese but it doesn’t matter, because everything’s
magic here, and unless you have some dreadful secret fault the bread and cheese will turn
into anything you like. What would you like?” she asked Kathleen. “Roast chicken,” said Kathleen, without hesitation. The pinky Princess cut a slice of bread and
laid it on a dish. “There you are,” she said, “roast chicken.
Shall I carve it, or will you?” “You, please,” said Kathleen, and received
a piece of dry bread on a plate. “Green peas?” asked the Princess, cut a piece
of cheese and laid it beside the bread. Kathleen began to eat the bread, cutting it
up with knife and fork as you would eat chicken. It was no use owning that she didn’t see any
chicken and peas, or anything but cheese and dry bread, because that would be owning that
she had some dreadful secret fault. “If I have, it is a secret, even from me,”
she told herself. The others asked for roast beef and cabbage
and got it, she supposed, though to her it only looked like dry bread and Dutch cheese. “I do wonder what my dreadful secret fault
is,” she thought, as the Princess remarked that, as for her, she could fancy a slice
of roast peacock. “This one, she added, lifting a second mouthful of dry bread on her fork,
“is quite delicious.” “It’s a game, isn’t it?” asked Jimmy suddenly. “What’s a game?” asked the Princess, frowning. “Pretending it’s beef the bread and cheese,
I mean.” “A game? But it is beef. Look at it,” said
the Princess, opening her eyes very wide. “Yes, of course,” said Jimmy feebly. “I was
only joking.” Bread and cheese is not perhaps so good as
roast beef or chicken or peacock (I’m not sure about the peacock. I never tasted peacock,
did you?); but bread and cheese is, at any rate, very much better than nothing when you
have gone on having nothing since breakfast (gooseberries and ginger-beer hardly count)
and it is long past your proper dinner-time. Everyone ate and drank and felt much better. “Now,” said the Princess, brushing the bread
crumbs off her green silk lap, “if you’re sure you won’t have any more meat you can
come and see my treasures. Sure you won’t take the least bit more chicken? No? Then
follow me.” She got up and they followed her down the
long hall to the end where the great stone stairs ran up at each side and joined in a
broad flight leading to the gallery above. Under the stairs was a hanging of tapestry. “Beneath this arras,” said the Princess, “is
the door leading to my private apartments.” She held the tapestry up with both hands,
for it was heavy, and showed a little door that had been hidden by it. “The key,” she said, “hangs above.” And so it did, on a large rusty nail. “Put it in,” said the Princess, “and turn
it.” Gerald did so, and the great key creaked and grated in the lock. “Now push,” she said; “push hard, all of you.
They pushed hard, all of them. The door gave way, and they fell over each other into the
dark space beyond. The Princess dropped the curtain and came
after them, closing the door behind her. “Look out!” she said; “look out!” there are
two steps down. “Thank you,” said Gerald, rubbing his knee
at the bottom of the steps. “We found that out for ourselves.”
“I’m sorry,” said the Princess, “but you can’t have hurt yourselves
much. Go straight on. There aren’t any more steps.”
They went straight on in the dark. “When you come to the door just turn the handle
and go in. Then stand still till I find the matches. I know where they are.” “Did they have matches a hundred years ago?”
asked Jimmy. “I meant the tinder-box,” said the Princess
quickly. “We always called it the matches. Don’t you? Here, let me go first.” She did, and when they had reached the door
she was waiting for them with a candle in her hand. She thrust it on Gerald. “Hold it steady,” she said, and undid the
shutters of a long window, so that first a yellow streak and then a blazing great oblong
of light flashed at them and the room was full of sunshine. “It makes the candle look quite silly,” said
Jimmy. “So it does, said the Princess, and blew out the candle. Then she took the key
from the outside of the door, put it in the inside keyhole, and turned it. The room they were in was small and high.
Its domed ceiling was of deep blue with gold stars painted on it. The walls were of wood,
panelled and carved, and there was no furniture in it whatever. “This,” said the Princess, “is my treasure
chamber.” “But where, asked Kathleen politely, “are the treasures?” “Don’t you see them?” asked the Princess. “No, we don’t,” said Jimmy bluntly. “You don’t
come that bread-and-cheese game with me not twice over, you don’t!” “If you really don’t see them,” said the Princess,
“I suppose I shall have to say the charm. Shut your eyes, please. And give me your word
of honour you won’t look till I tell you, and that you’ll never tell anyone what you’ve
seen.” Their words of honour were something that
the children would rather not have given just then, but they gave them all the same, and
shut their eyes tight. “Wiggadil yougadoo begadee leegadeeve nowgadow?”
said the Princess rapidly; and they heard the swish of her silk train moving across
the room. Then there was a creaking, rustling noise. “She’s locking us in!” cried Jimmy. “Your word of honour,” gasped Gerald. “Oh, do be quick!” moaned Kathleen. “You may look,” said the voice of the Princess.
And they looked. The room was not the same room, yet yes, the starry-vaulted blue ceiling
was there, and below it half a dozen feet of the dark panelling, but below that the
walls of the room blazed and sparkled with white and blue and red and green and gold
and silver. Shelves ran round the room, and on them were gold cups and silver dishes,
and platters and goblets set with gems, ornaments of gold and silver, tiaras of diamonds, necklaces
of rubies, strings of emeralds and pearls, all set out in unimaginable splendour against
a background of faded blue velvet. It was like the Crown jewels that you see when your
kind uncle takes you to the Tower, only there seemed to be far more jewels than you or anyone
else has ever seen together at the Tower or anywhere else. The three children remained breathless, open-mouthed,
staring at the sparkling splendours all about them, while the Princess stood, her arm stretched
out in a gesture of command, and a proud smile on her lips. “My word!” said Gerald, in a low whisper.
But no one spoke out loud. They waited as if spellbound for the Princess to speak. She spoke. “What price bread-and-cheese games now?” she
asked triumphantly. “Can I do magic, or can’t I?” “You can; oh, you can!” said Kathleen. “May we may we touch?” asked Gerald. “All that’s mine is yours,” said the Princess,
with a generous wave of her brown hand, and added quickly, “Only, of course, you mustn’t
take anything away with you.” “We’re not thieves!” said Jimmy. The others
were already turning over the wonderful things on the blue velvet shelves. “Perhaps not,” said the Princess, “but you’re
a very unbelieving little boy. You think I can’t see inside you, but I can. I know what
you’ve been thinking.” “What?” asked Jimmy. “Oh, you know well enough,” said the Princess.
“You’re thinking about the bread and cheese that I changed into beef, and about your secret
fault. I say, let’s all dress up and you be princes and princesses too.” “To crown our hero,” said Gerald, lifting
a gold crown with a cross on the top, “was the work of a moment.” He put the crown on
his head, and added a collar of SS and a zone of sparkling emeralds, which would not quite
meet round his middle. He turned from fixing it by an ingenious adaptation of his belt
to find the others already decked with diadems, necklaces, and rings. “How splendid you look!” said the Princess,
“and how I wish your clothes were prettier. What ugly clothes people wear nowadays! A
hundred years ago ” Kathleen stood quite still with a diamond
bracelet raised in her hand. “I say,” she said. “The King and Queen?” “What King and Queen?” asked the Princess. “Your father and mother,” your sorrowing parents,
said Kathleen. “They’ll have waked up by now. Won’t they be wanting to see you, after a
hundred years, you know?” “Oh ah yes,” said the Princess slowly. “I
embraced my rejoicing parents when I got the bread and cheese. They re having their dinner.
They won’t expect me yet. Here,” she added, hastily putting a ruby bracelet on Kathleen’s
arm, “see how splendid that is!” Kathleen would have been quite content to
go on all day trying on different jewels and looking at herself in the little silver-framed
mirror that the Princess took from one of the shelves, but the boys were soon weary
of this amusement. “Look here,” said Gerald, “if you’re sure
your father and mother won’t want you, let’s go out and have a jolly good game of something.
You could play besieged castles awfully well in that maze unless you can do any more magic
tricks.” “You forget,” said the Princess, “I’m grown
up. I don’t play games. And I don’t like to do too much magic at a
time, it’s so tiring. Besides, it’ll take us ever so long to put
all these things back in their proper places.”
It did. The children would have laid the jewels just anywhere; but the Princess showed them
that every necklace, or ring, or bracelet had its own home on the velvet a slight hollowing
in the shelf beneath, so that each stone fitted into its own little nest. As Kathleen was fitting the last shining ornament
into its proper place, she saw that part of the shelf near it held, not bright jewels,
but rings and brooches and chains, as well as queer things that she did not know the
names of, and all were of dull metal and odd shapes. “What’s all this rubbish?” she asked. “Rubbish, indeed!” said the Princess. “Why
those are all magic things! This bracelet anyone who wears it has got to speak the truth.
This chain makes you as strong as ten men; if you wear this spur your horse will go a
mile a minute; or if you’re walking it’s the same as seven-league boots.” “What does this brooch do?” asked Kathleen,
reaching out her hand. The princess caught her by the wrist. “You mustn’t touch,” she said; “if anyone
but me touches them all the magic goes out at once and never comes back. That brooch
will give you any wish you like.” “And this ring?” Jimmy pointed. “Oh, that makes you invisible.” “What’s this?” asked Gerald, showing a curious
buckle. “Oh, that undoes the effect of all the other
charms.” “Do you mean really?” Jimmy asked. “You’re
not just kidding?” “Kidding indeed!” repeated the Princess scornfully.
“I should have thought I’d shown you enough magic to prevent you speaking to a Princess
like that!” “I say,” said Gerald, visibly excited. “You
might show us how some of the things act. Couldn’t you give us each a wish?” The Princess did not at once answer. And the
minds of the three played with granted wishes brilliant yet thoroughly reasonable the kind
of wish that never seems to occur to people in fairy-tales when they suddenly get a chance
to have their three wishes granted. “No,” said the Princess suddenly, “no; I can’t
give wishes to you, it only gives me wishes. But I’ll let you see the ring make me invisible.
Only you must shut your eyes while I do it.” They shut them. “Count fifty,” said the Princess, “and then
you may look. And then you must shut them again, and count fifty, and I’ll reappear.” Gerald counted, aloud. Through the counting
one could hear a creaking, rustling sound. “Forty-seven, forty-eight, forty-nine, fifty!”
said Gerald, and they opened their eyes. They were alone in the room. The jewels had
vanished and so had the Princess. “She’s gone out by the door, of course,” said
Jimmy, but the door was locked. “That is magic,” said Kathleen breathlessly.
“Maskelyne and Devant can do that trick, said Jimmy. “And
I want my tea.” “Your tea!” Gerald’s tone was full of contempt.
“The lovely Princess, he went on, “reappeared as soon as our hero had finished counting
fifty. One, two, three, four ,” Gerald and Kathleen had both closed their
eyes. But somehow Jimmy hadn’t. He didn’t mean to cheat, he
just forgot. And as Gerald’s count reached twenty he saw a panel
under the window open slowly.
“Her,” he said to himself. “I knew it was a trick!” and at once shut his eyes, like
an honourable little boy. On the word “fifty” six eyes opened. And the
panel was closed and there was no Princess. “She hasn’t pulled it off this time,” said
Gerald. “Perhaps you’d better count again,” said Kathleen. “I believe there’s a cupboard
under the window,” said Jimmy, “and she’s hidden in it. Secret panel, you know.” “You looked! That’s cheating,” said the voice
of the Princess so close to his ear that he quite jumped. “I didn’t cheat.” “Where on earth What ever ,” said all three
together. For still there was no Princess to be seen. “Come back visible, Princess dear,” said Kathleen.
“Shall we shut our eyes and count again?” “Don’t be silly!” said the voice of the Princess,
and it sounded very cross. “We’re not silly,” said Jimmy, and his voice
was cross too. “Why can’t you come back and have done with it? You know you’re only hiding.” “Don’t!” said Kathleen gently. “She is invisible,
you know.” “So should I be if I got into the cupboard,”
said Jimmy. “Oh yes,” said the sneering tone of the Princess,
“you think yourselves very clever, I dare say. But I don’t mind. We’ll play that you
can’t see me, if you like.” “Well, but we can’t,” said Gerald. “It’s no
use getting in a wax. If you’re hiding, as Jimmy says, you’d better come out. If you’ve
really turned invisible, you’d better make yourself visible again.” “Do you really mean,” asked a voice quite
changed, but still the Princess’s, “that you can’t see me?”
“Can’t you see we can’t?” asked Jimmy rather unreasonably. The sun was blazing in at the window; the
eight-sided room was very hot, and everyone was getting cross. “You can’t see me?” There was the sound of
a sob in the voice of the invisible Princess. “No, I tell you,” said Jimmy, “and I want
my tea and ” What he was saying was broken off short, as
one might break a stick of sealing wax. And then in the golden afternoon a really quite
horrid thing happened: Jimmy suddenly leaned backwards, then forwards, his eyes opened
wide and his mouth too. Backward and forward he went, very quickly and abruptly, then stood
still. “Oh, he’s in a fit! Oh, Jimmy, dear Jimmy!”
cried Kathleen, hurrying to him. “What is it, dear, what is it?” “It’s not a fit,” gasped Jimmy angrily. “She
shook me.” “Yes, said the voice of the Princess, “and
I’ll shake him again if he keeps on saying he can’t see me.” “You’d better shake me,” said Gerald angrily.
“I’m nearer your own size.” And instantly she did. But not for long. The
moment Gerald felt hands on his shoulders he put up his own and caught those other hands
by the wrists. And there he was, holding wrists that he couldn’t see. It was a dreadful sensation.
An invisible kick made him wince, but he held tight to the wrists. “Cathy,” he cried, “come and hold her legs;
she’s kicking me.” “Where?” cried Kathleen, anxious to help.
“I don’t see any legs.” “This is her hands I’ve got,” cried Gerald.
“She is invisible right enough. Get hold of this hand, and then you can feel your way
down to her legs.” Kathleen did so. I wish I could make you understand
how very, very uncomfortable and frightening it is to feel, in broad daylight, hands and
arms that you can’t see. “I won’t have you hold my legs,” said the
invisible Princess, struggling violently. “What are you so cross about?” Gerald was
quite calm. “You said you’d be invisible and you are.” “I’m not.” “You are really. Look in the glass.” “I’m not; I can’t be.” “Look in the glass,” Gerald repeated, quite
unmoved. “Let go, then,” she said. Gerald did, and the moment he had done so
he found it impossible to believe that he really had been holding invisible hands. “You’re just pretending not to see me,” said
the Princess anxiously, “aren’t you? Do say you are. You’ve had your joke with me. Don’t
keep it up. I don’t like it.” “On our sacred word of honour,” said Gerald,
“you’re still invisible. There was a silence. Then, “Come,” said the
Princess. “I’ll let you out, and you can go. I’m tired of playing with you.” They followed her voice to the door, and through
it, and along the little passage into the hall. No one said anything. Everyone felt
very uncomfortable. “Let’s get out of this,” whispered Jimmy as
they got to the end of the hall. But the voice of the Princess said: “Come
out this way; it’s quicker. I think you’re perfectly hateful. I’m sorry
I ever played with you. Mother always told me not to play with strange
children.” A door abruptly opened, though no hand was
seen to touch it. “Come through, can’t you!” said the voice
of the Princess. It was a little ante-room, with long, narrow
mirrors between its long, narrow windows. “Good-bye, said Gerald. “Thanks for giving
us such a jolly time. Let’s part friends, he added, holding out
his hand. An unseen hand was slowly put in his, which
closed on it, vice-like. “Now,” he said, “you’ve jolly well got to
look in the glass and own that we’re not liars.” He led the invisible Princess to. one of the
mirrors, and held her in front of it by the shoulders. “Now,” he said, “you just look for yourself.”
There was a silence, and then a cry of despair rang through the room. “Oh oh oh! I am invisible. Whatever shall
I do?” “Take the ring off,” said Kathleen, suddenly
practical. Another silence. “I can’t!” cried the Princess. “It won’t come
off. But it can’t be the ring; rings don’t make you invisible.” “You said this one did,” said Kathleen, “and
it has.” “But it can’t,” said the Princess. “I was
only playing at magic. I just hid in the secret cupboard it was only a game. Oh, whatever
shall I do?” “A game?” said Gerald slowly; “but you can
do magic the invisible jewels, and you made them come visible.” “Oh, it’s only a secret spring and the panelling
slides up. Oh, what am I to do?” Kathleen moved towards the voice and gropingly
got her arms round a pink-silk waist that she couldn’t see. Invisible arms clasped her,
a hot invisible cheek was laid against hers, and warm invisible tears lay wet between the
two faces. “Don’t cry, dear,” said Kathleen; “let me
go and tell the King and Queen.”
“The ?” “Your royal father and mother.” “Oh, don’t mock me!” said the poor Princess.
“You know that was only a game, too, like ,” “Like the bread and cheese,” said Jimmy triumphantly.
“I knew that was!” “But your dress and being asleep in the maze,
and ,” “Oh, I dressed up for fun, because everyone’s
away at the fair, and I put the clew just to make it all more real. I was playing at
Fair Rosamond first, and then I heard you talking in the maze, and I thought what fun;
and now I’m invisible, and I shall never come right again, never I know I shan’t! It serves
me right for lying, but I didn’t really think you’d believe it not more than half, that
is,” she added hastily, trying to be truthful. “But if you’re not the Princess, who are you?”
asked Kathleen, still embracing the unseen. “I’m my aunt lives here,” said the invisible
Princess. “She may be home any time. Oh, what shall I do?” “Perhaps she knows some charm ” “Oh, nonsense!” said the voice sharply; “she
doesn’t believe in charms. She would be so vexed. Oh, I daren’t let her see me like this!”
she added wildly. “And all of you here, too. She’d be so dreadfully
cross.” The beautiful magic castle that the children
had believed in now felt as though it were tumbling about their ears. All that was left
was the invisibleness of the Princess. But that, you will own, was a good deal. “I just said it, moaned the voice, “and it
came true. I wish I’d never played at magic I wish I’d never played at anything at all.” “Oh, don’t say that,” Gerald said kindly.
“Let’s go out into the garden, near the lake, where it’s cool, and we’ll hold a solemn council.
You’ll like that, won’t you?” “Oh!” cried Kathleen suddenly, “the buckle;
that makes magic come undone!” “It doesn’t really,” murmured the voice that
seemed to speak without lips. “I only just said that.” “You only ‘just said’ about the ring,” said
Gerald. “Anyhow, let’s try.” “Not you me,” said the voice. “You go down
to the Temple of Flora, by the lake. I’ll go back to the jewel-room by myself. Aunt
might see you.” “She won’t see you,” said Jimmy. “Don’t rub it in,” said Gerald. “Where is
the Temple of Flora?” “That’s the way,” the voice said; “down those
steps and along the winding path through the shrubbery. You can’t miss it. It’s white marble,
with a statue goddess inside.” The three children went down to the white
marble Temple of Flora that stood close against the side of the little hill, and sat down
in its shadowy inside. It had arches all round except against the hill behind the statue,
and it was cool and restful. They had not been there five minutes before
the feet of a runner sounded loud on the gravel. A shadow, very black and distinct, fell on
the white marble floor. “Your shadow’s not invisible, anyhow,” said
Jimmy. “Oh, bother my shadow!” the voice of the Princess
replied. “We left the key inside the door, and it’s shut itself with the wind, and it’s
a spring lock!” There was a heartfelt pause. Then Gerald said, in his most business-like
manner: “Sit down, Princess, and we’ll have a thorough good palaver
about it.” “I shouldn’t wonder,” said Jimmy, “if we was
to wake up and find it was dreams.” “No such luck,” said the voice. “Well,” said Gerald, “first of all, what’s
your name, and if you’re not a Princess, who are you?” “I’m I’m,” said a voice broken with sobs,
“I’m the housekeeper’s niece at the castle and my name’s Mabel Prowse.” “That’s exactly what I thought,” said Jimmy,
without a shadow of truth, because how could he? The others were silent. It was a moment
full of agitation and confused ideas. “Well, anyhow,” said Gerald, “you belong here.” “Yes,” said the voice, and it came from the
floor, as though its owner had flung herself down in the madness of despair. “Oh yes, I
belong here right enough, but what’s the use of belonging anywhere if you’re invisible?” Those of my readers who have gone about much
with an invisible companion will not need to be told how awkward the whole business
is. For one thing, however much you may have been convinced that your companion is invisible,
you will, I feel sure, have found yourself every now and then saying, “This must be a
dream!” or “I know I shall wake up in half a sec!” And this was the case with Gerald,
Kathleen, and Jimmy as they sat in the white marble Temple of Flora, looking out through
its arches at the sunshiny park and listening to the voice of the enchanted Princess, who
really was not a Princess at all, but just the housekeeper’s niece, Mabel Prowse; though,
as Jimmy said, “she was enchanted, right enough.” “It’s no use talking,” she said again and
again, and the voice came from an empty-looking space between two pillars; “I never believed
anything would happen, and now it has.” “Well,” said Gerald kindly, “can we do anything
for you? Because, if not, I think we ought to be going.” “Yes,” said Jimmy; “I do want my tea!” “Tea!” said the unseen Mabel scornfully. “Do
you mean to say you’d go off to your teas and leave me after getting me into this mess?” “Well, of all the unfair Princesses I ever
met!” Gerald began. But Kathleen interrupted
“Oh, don’t rag her,” she said. “Think how horrid it must be to be invisible!” “I don’t think,” said the hidden Mabel, “that
my aunt likes me very much as it is. She wouldn’t let me go to the fair because I’d forgotten
to put back some old trumpery shoe that Queen Elizabeth wore I got it out from the glass
case to try it on.” “Did it fit?” asked Kathleen, with interest “Not it much too small,” said Mabel. “I don’t
believe it ever fitted anyone.” “I do want my tea!” said Jimmy “I do really think perhaps we ought to go,”
said Gerald. “You see, it isn’t as if we could do anything for you.” “You’ll have to tell your aunt,” said Kathleen
kindly “No, no, no!” moaned Mabel invisibly; “take
me with you. I’ll leave her a note to say I’ve run away to sea.” “Girls don’t run away to sea.”” They might,” said the stone floor between
the pillars, “as stowaways, if nobody wanted a cabin boy cabin girl, I mean.” “I’m sure you oughtn’t,” said Kathleen firmly. “Well, what am I to do?” “Really,” said Gerald, “I don’t know what
the girl can do. Let her come home with us and have ” “Tea oh, yes,” said Jimmy, jumping up. “And have a good council.” “After tea,” said Jimmy “But her aunt’lI find she’s gone.” “So she would if I stayed.” “Oh, come on,” said Jimmy. “But the aunt’ll think something’s happened
to her.” “So it has.” “And she’ll tell the police, and they’ll look
everywhere for me.” “They’ll never find you,” said Gerald. “Talk
of impenetrable disguises!” “I’m sure,” said Mabel, “aunt would much rather
never see me again than see me like this. She’d never get over it; it might kill her
she has spasms as it is. I’ll write to her, and we’ll put it in the big letter-box at
the gate as we go out. Has anyone got a bit of pencil and a scrap of paper?” Gerald had a note-book, with leaves of the
shiny kind which you have to write on, not with a blacklead pencil, but with an ivory
thing with a point of real lead. And it won’t write on any other paper except the kind that
is in the book, and this is often very annoying when you are in a hurry. Then was seen the
strange spectacle of a little ivory stick, with a leaden point, standing up at an odd,
impossible-looking slant, and moving along all by itself as ordinary pencils do when
you are writing with them “May we look over?” asked Kathleen. There was no answer. The pencil went on writing. “Mayn’t we look over?” Kathleen said again.” Of course you may!” said the voice near the
paper. “I nodded, didn’t I? Oh, I forgot, my nodding’s invisible too.”T he pencil was forming round, clear letters
on the page torn out of the note-book. This is what it wrote: “DEAR AUNT, I am afraid you will not see me
again for some time. A lady in a motor-car has adopted me, and we are going straight
to the coast and then in a ship. It is useless to try to follow me. Farewell, and may you
be happy. I hope you enjoyed the fair MABEL.” “But that’s all lies,” said Jimmy bluntly. “No, it isn’t; it’s fancy,” said Mabel. “If
I said I’ve become invisible, she’d think that was a lie, anyhow.”” Oh, come along,” said Jimmy; “you can quarrel
just as well walking.” Gerald folded up the note as a lady in India
had taught him to do years before, and Mabel led them by another and very much nearer way
out of the park. And the walk home was a great deal shorter, too, than the walk out had been. The sky had clouded over while they were in
the Temple of Flora, and the first spots of rain fell as they got back to the house, very
late indeed for tea. Mademoiselle was looking out of the window,
and came herself to open the door “But it is that you are in lateness, in lateness!”
she cried. “You have had a misfortune no? All goes well?” “We are very sorry indeed,” said Gerald. “It
took us longer to get home than we expected. I do hope you haven’t been anxious. I have
been thinking about you most of the way home.” “Go, then,” said the French lady, smiling;
“you shall have them in the same time the tea and the supper.” Which they did. “How could you say you were thinking about
her all the time?” said a voice just by Gerald’s ear, when Mademoiselle had left them alone
with the bread and butter and milk and baked apples. “It was just as much a lie as me being
adopted by a motor lady.” “No, it wasn’t,” said Gerald, through bread
and butter. “I was thinking about whether she’d be in a wax or not. So there!” There were only three plates, but Jimmy let
Mabel have his, and shared with Kathleen. It was rather horrid to see the bread and
butter waving about in the air, and bite after bite disappearing from it apparently by no
human agency; and the spoon rising with apple in it and returning to the plate empty. Even
the tip of the spoon disappeared as long as it was in Mabel’s unseen mouth; so that at
times it looked as though its bowl had been broken off Everyone was very hungry, and more bread and
butter had to be fetched. Cook grumbled when the plate was filled for the third time. “I tell you what,” said Jimmy; “I did want
my tea.” “I tell you what,” said Gerald; “it’ll be
jolly difficult to give Mabel any breakfast. Mademoiselle will be here then. She’d have
a fit if she saw bits of forks with bacon on them vanishing, and then the forks coming
back out of vanishment, and the bacon lost for ever.” “We shall have to buy things to eat and feed
our poor captive in secret,” said Kathleen. “Our money won’t last long,” said Jimmy, in
gloom. “Have you got any money?” He turned to where a mug of milk was suspended
in the air without visible means of support. “I’ve not got much money,” was the reply from
near the milk, “but I’ve got heaps of ideas.”
“We must talk about everything in the morning,” said Kathleen. “We must just say good night
to Mademoiselle, and then you shall sleep in my bed, Mabel. I’ll lend you one of my
nightgowns.” “I’ll get my own tomorrow,” said Mabel cheerfully. “You’ll go back to get things?” “Why not? Nobody can see me. I think I begin
to see all sorts of amusing things coming along. It’s not half bad being invisible.” It was extremely odd, Kathleen thought, to
see the Princess’s clothes coming out of nothing. First the gauzy veil appeared hanging in the
air. Then the sparkling coronet suddenly showed on the top of the chest of drawers. Then a
sleeve of the pinky gown showed, then another, and then the whole gown lay on the floor in
a glistening ring as the unseen legs of Mabel stepped out of it. For each article of clothing
became visible as Mabel took it off. The nightgown, lifted from the bed, disappeared a bit at
a time. “Get into bed,” said Kathleen, rather nervously. The bed creaked and a hollow appeared in the
pillow. Kathleen put out the gas and got into bed; all this magic had been rather upsetting,
and she was just the least bit frightened, but in the dark she found it was not so bad.
Mabel’s arms went round her neck the moment she got into bed, and the two little girls
kissed in the kind darkness, where the visible and the invisible could meet on equal terms. “Good night,” said Mabel. “You’re a darling,
Cathy; you’ve been most awfully good to me, and I shan’t forget it. I didn’t like to say
so before the boys, because I know boys think you’re a muff if you’re grateful. But I am.
Good night.” Kathleen lay awake for some time. She was
just getting sleepy when she remembered that the maid who would call them in the morning
would see those wonderful Princess clothes. “I’ll have to get up and hide them,” she said.
“What a bother!” And as she lay thinking what a bother it was
she happened to fall asleep, and when she woke again it was bright morning, and Eliza
was standing in front of the chair where Mabel’s clothes lay, gazing at the pink Princess-frock
that lay on the top of her heap and saying, “Law!” “Oh, don’t touch, please!” Kathleen leaped
out of bed as Eliza was reaching out her hand. “Where on earth did you get hold of that?” “We’re going to use it for acting,” said Kathleen,
on the desperate inspiration of the moment. “It’s lent me for that.” “You might show me, miss,” suggested Eliza. “Oh, please not!” said Kathleen, standing
in front of the chair in her nightgown. “You shall see us act when we are dressed up. There!
And you won’t tell anyone, will you?” “Not if you’re a good little girl,” said Eliza.
“But you be sure to let me see when you do dress up. But where” Here a bell rang and Eliza had to go, for
it was the postman, and she particularly wanted to see him. “And now,” said Kathleen, pulling on her first
stocking, “we shall have to do the acting. Everything seems very difficult.” “Acting isn’t,” said Mabel; and an unsupported
stocking waved in the air and quickly vanished. “I shall love it.,” “You forget,” said Kathleen gently, “invisible
actresses can’t take part in plays unless they’re magic ones.” “Oh,” cried a voice from under a petticoat
that hung in the air, “I’ve got such an idea!” “Tell it us after breakfast,” said Kathleen,
as the water in the basin began to splash about and to drip from nowhere
back into itself. “And oh! I do wish you hadn’t written such
whoppers to your aunt. I’m sure we oughtn’t to tell lies for anything.”
“What’s the use of telling the truth if nobody believes you?” came from among the splashes “I don’t know,” said Kathleen, “but I’m sure
we ought to tell the truth.” “You can, if you like,” said a voice from
the folds of a towel that waved lonely in front of the wash-hand stand “All right. We will, then, first thing after
brek your brek, I mean. You’ll have to wait up here till we can collar something and bring
it up to you. Mind you dodge Eliza when she comes to make the bed.” The invisible Mabel found this a fairly amusing
game; she further enlivened it by twitching out the corners of tucked-up sheets and blankets
when Eliza wasn’t looking. “Drat the clothes!” said Eliza; “anyone ud
think the things was bewitched.” She looked about for the wonderful Princess
clothes she had glimpsed earlier in the morning. But Kathleen had hidden them in a perfectly
safe place under the mattress, which she knew Eliza never turned. Eliza hastily brushed up from the floor those
bits of fluff which come from goodness knows where in the best regulated houses. Mabel,
very hungry and exasperated at the long absence of the others at their breakfast, could not
forbear to whisper suddenly in Eliza’s ear: “Always sweep under the mats.” The maid started and turned pale. “I must
be going silly,” she murmured; “though it’s just what mother always used to say. Hope
I ain’t going dotty, like Aunt Emily. Wonderful what you can fancy, ain’t it?” She took up the hearth-rug all the same, swept
under it, and under the fender. So thorough was she, and so pale, that Kathleen, entering
with a chunk of bread raided by Gerald from the pantry window, exclaimed: “Not done yet. I say, Eliza, you do look ill!
What’s the matter?” “I thought I’d give the room a good turn-out,”
said Eliza, still very pale. “Nothing’s happened to upset you?” Kathleen
asked. She had her own private fears. “Nothing only my fancy, miss,” said Eliza.
“I always was fanciful from a child dreaming of the pearly gates and them little angels
with nothing on only their heads and wings so cheap to dress, I always think, compared
with children.” When she was got rid of, Mabel ate the bread
and drank water from the tooth-mug. “I’m afraid it tastes of cherry tooth-paste
rather,” said Kathleen apologetically. “It doesn’t matter,” a voice replied from
the tilted mug; “it’s more interesting than water. I should think red wine in ballads
was rather like this.” “We’ve got leave for the day again,” said
Kathleen, when the last bit of bread had vanished, “and Gerald feels like I do about lies, So
we’re going to tell your aunt where you really are.” “She won’t believe you.” “That doesn’t matter, if we speak the truth,”
said Kathleen primly. “I expect you’ll be sorry for it,” said Mabel;
“but come on and, I say, do be careful not to shut me in the door as you go out. You
nearly did just now.” In the blazing sunlight that flooded the High
Street four shadows to three children seemed dangerously noticeable. A butcher’s boy looked
far too earnestly at the extra shadow, and his big, liver-coloured lurcher snuffed at
the legs of that shadow’s mistress and whined uncomfortably. “Get behind me,” said Kathleen; “then our
two shadows will look like one.” But Mabel’s shadow, very visible, fell on
Kathleen’s back, and the ostler of the Davenant Arms looked up to see what big bird had cast
that big shadow. A woman driving a cart with chickens and ducks
in it called out: “Halloa, missy, ain’t you blacked yer back, neither! What you been leaning
up against?” Everyone was glad when they got out of the
town. Speaking the truth to Mabel’s aunt did not
turn out at all as anyone even Mabel expected. The aunt was discovered reading a pink novelette
at the window of the housekeeper’s room, which, framed in clematis and green creepers, looked
out on a nice little courtyard to which Mabel led the party. “Excuse me,” said Gerald, “but I believe you’ve
lost your niece?” “Not lost, my boy,” said the aunt, who was
spare and tall, with a drab fringe and a very genteel voice. “We could tell you something about her,” said
Gerald. “Now,” replied the aunt, in a warning voice,
“no complaints, please. My niece has gone, and I am sure no one thinks less than I do
of her little pranks. If she’s played any tricks on you it’s only her lighthearted way.
Go away, children, I’m busy.” “Did you get her note?” asked Kathleen. The aunt showed rather more interest than
before, but she still kept her finger in the novelette. “Oh,” she said, “so you witnessed her departure?
Did she seem glad to go?” “Quite,” said Gerald truthfully. “Then I can only be glad that she is provided
for,” said the aunt. “I dare say you were surprised. These romantic adventures do occur
in our family. Lord Yalding selected me out of eleven applicants for the post of housekeeper
here. I’ve not the slightest doubt the child was changed at birth and her rich relatives
have claimed her.” “But aren’t you going to do anything tell
the police, or” “Shish!” said Mabel. “I won’t shish,” said Jimmy. “Your Mabel’s
invisible that’s all it is. She’s just beside me now.”
“I detest untruthfulness,” said the aunt severely, “in all its forms. Will you kindly take that
little boy away? I am quite satisfied about Mabel.” “Well,” said Gerald, “you are an aunt and
no mistake! But what will Mabel’s father and mother say?” “Mabel’s father and mother are dead,” said
the aunt calmly, and a little sob sounded close to Gerald’s ear. “All right,” he said, “we’ll be off. But don’t
you go saying we didn’t tell you the truth, that’s all.” “You have told me nothing,” said the aunt,
“none of you, except that little boy, who has told me a silly falsehood.” “We meant well,” said Gerald gently. “You
don’t mind our having come through the grounds, do you? we’re very careful not to touch anything.” “No visitors are allowed,” said the aunt,
glancing down at her novel rather impatiently. “Ah! but you wouldn’t count us visitors,”
said Gerald in his best manner. “We re friends of Mabel’s. Our father’s Colonel of the th.” “Indeed!” said the aunt. “And our aunt’s Lady Sandling, so you can
be sure we wouldn’t hurt anything on the estate.” “I’m sure you wouldn’t hurt a fly,” said the
aunt absently. “Good-bye. Be good children.”
And on this they got away quickly. “Why,” said Gerald, when they were outside
the little court, “your aunt’s as mad as a hatter. Fancy not caring what becomes of you,
and fancy believing that rot about the motor lady!” “I knew she’d believe it when I wrote it,”
said Mabel modestly. “She’s not mad, only she’s always reading novelettes, I read the
books in the big library. Oh, it’s such a jolly room such a queer smell, like boots,
and old leather books sort of powdery at the edges. I’ll take you there some day. Now your
consciences are all right about my aunt, I’ll tell you my great idea. Let’s get down to
the Temple of Flora. I’m glad you got aunt’s permission for the grounds. It would be so
awkward for you to have to be always dodging behind bushes when one of the gardeners came
along.” “Yes,” said Gerald modestly, “I thought of
that.” The day was as bright as yesterday had been,
and from the white marble temple the Italian-looking landscape looked more than ever like a steel
engraving coloured by hand, or an oleographic imitation of one of Turner’s pictures. When the three children were comfortably settled
on the steps that led up to the white statue, the voice of the fourth child said sadly:
“I’m not ungrateful, hut I’m rather hungry. And you can’t be always taking things for
me through your larder window. If you like, I’ll go back and live in the castle. It’s
supposed to be haunted. I suppose I could haunt it as well as anyone else. I am a sort
of ghost now, you know. I will if you like.” “Oh no,” said Kathleen kindly; “you must stay
with us. “But about food. I’m not ungrateful, really
I’m not, but breakfast is breakfast, and bread’s only bread.” “If you could get the ring off, you could
go back.” “Yes,” said Mabel’s voice, “but you see, I
can’t. I tried again last night in bed, and again this morning. And it’s like stealing,
taking things out of your larder even if it’s only bread.” “Yes, it is,” said Gerald, who had carried
out this bold enterprise. “Well, now, what we must do is to earn some
money.” Jimmy remarked that this was all very well.
But Gerald and Kathleen listened attentively.
“What I mean to say,” the voice went on, “I’m really sure is all for the best, me being
invisible. We shall have adventures you see if we don t.” “Adventures,” said the bold buccaneer, “are
not always profitable.” It was Gerald who murmured this.
“This one will be, anyhow, you see. Only you mustn’t all go. Look here, if Jerry could
make himself look common ” “That ought to be easy,” said Jimmy. And Kathleen
told him not to be so jolly disagreeable. “I’m not,” said Jimmy, “only ” “Only he has an inside feeling that this Mabel
of yours is going to get us into trouble,” put in Gerald. “Like La Belle Dame Sans Merci,
and he does not want to be found in future ages alone and palely loitering in the middle
of sedge and things.” “I won’t get you into trouble, indeed I won
t,” said the voice. “Why, we’re a band of brothers for life, after the way you stood
by me yesterday. What I mean is Gerald can go to the fair and do conjuring.” “He doesn’t know any,” said Kathleen. “I should do it really,” said Mabel, “but
Jerry could look like doing it move things without touching them and all that. But it
wouldn’t do for all three of you to go. The more there are of children the younger they
look, I think, and the more people wonder what they re doing all alone by themselves.” “The accomplished conjurer deemed these the
words of wisdom,” said Gerald; and answered the dismal “Well, but what about us? of his
brother and sister by suggesting that they should mingle unsuspected with the crowd.
“But don’t let on that you know me,” he said; “and try to look as if you belonged to some
of the grown-ups at the fair. If you don’t, as likely as not you’ll have the kind policemen
taking the little lost children by the hand and leading them home to their stricken relations
French governess, I mean.” “Let’s go now,” said the voice that they never
could get quite used to hearing, coming out of different parts of the air as Mabel moved
from one place to another. So they went. The fair was held on a waste bit of land,
about half a mile from the castle gates. When they got near enough to hear the steam-organ
of the merry-go-round, Gerald suggested that as he had ninepence he should go ahead and
get something to eat, the amount spent to be paid back out of any money they might make
by conjuring. The others waited in the shadows of a deep-banked lane, and he came back, quite
soon, though long after they had begun to say what a long time he had been gone. He
brought some Barcelona nuts, red-streaked apples, small sweet yellow pears, pale pasty
gingerbread, a whole quarter of a pound of peppermint bulls-eyes, and two bottles of
ginger-beer. “It’s what they call an investment,” he said,
when Kathleen said something about extravagance. “We shall all need special nourishing to keep
our strength up, especially the bold conjurer.” They ate and drank. It was a very beautiful
meal, and the far-off music of the steam-organ added the last touch of festivity to the scene.
The boys were never tired of seeing Mabel eat, or rather of seeing the strange, magic-looking
vanishment of food which was all that showed of Mabel’s eating. They were entranced by
the spectacle, and pressed on her more than her just share of the feast, just for the
pleasure of seeing it disappear. “My aunt!” said Gerald, again and again; “that
ought to knock ’em!” It did. Jimmy and Kathleen had the start of the others,
and when they got to the fair they mingled with the crowd, and were as unsuspected as
possible. They stood near a large lady who was watching
the Coconut shies, and presently saw a strange figure with its hands in its pockets strolling
across the trampled yellowy grass among the bits of drifting paper and the sticks and
straws that always litter the ground of an English fair. It was Gerald, but at first
they hardly knew him. He had taken off his tie, and round his head, arranged like a turban,
was the crimson school-scarf that had supported his white flannels. The tie, one supposed,
had taken on the duties of the handkerchief. And his face and hands were a bright black,
like very nicely polished stoves! Everyone turned to look at him. “He’s just like a conjurer!” whispered Jimmy.
“I don’t suppose it’ll ever come off, do you?” They followed him at a distance, and when
he went close to the door of a small tent, against whose door-post a long-faced melancholy
woman was lounging, they stopped and tried to look as though they belonged to a farmer
who strove to send up a number by banging with a big mallet on a wooden block. Gerald went up to the woman. “Taken much?” he asked, and was told, but
not harshly, to go away with his impudence. “I’m in business myself,” said Gerald, “I’m
a conjurer, from India.” “Not you!” said the woman; “you ain’t no conjurer.
Why, the backs of yer ears is all white.” “Are they?” said Gerald. “How clever of you
to see that!” He rubbed them with his hands. “That better?” “That’s all right. What’s your little game?” “Conjuring, really and truly,” said Gerald.
“There’s smaller boys than me put on to it in India. Look here, I owe you one for telling
me about my ears. If you like to run the show for me I’ll go shares. Let me have your tent
to perform in, and you do the patter at the door. “Lor love you! I can’t do no patter. And you’re
getting at me. Let’s see you do a bit of conjuring, since you’re so clever an all.” “Right you are,” said Gerald firmly. “You
see this apple? Well, I’ll make it move slowly through the air, and then when I say “Go!”
it’ll vanish.” “Yes into your mouth! Get away with your nonsense.” “You’re too clever to be so unbelieving,”
said Gerald. “Look here!” He held out one of the little apples, and
the woman saw it move slowly and unsupported along the air. “Now go!” cried Gerald, to the apple, and
it went. “How’s that?” he asked, in tones of triumph. The woman was glowing with excitement, and
her eyes shone. “The best I ever see!” she whispered. “I’m on, mate, if you know any
more tricks like that.” “Heaps,” said Gerald confidently; “hold out
your hand.” The woman held it out; and from nowhere, as it seemed, the apple appeared
and was laid on her hand. The apple was rather damp. She looked at it a moment, and then whispered: “Come on! there’s to be no one in it but just
us two. But not in the tent. You take a pitch here, ‘longside the tent. It’s worth twice
the money in the open air.” “But people won’t pay if they can see it all
for nothing.” “Not for the first turn, but they will after
you see. And you’ll have to do the patter.” “Will you lend me your shawl?” Gerald asked.
She unpinned it it was a red and black plaid and he spread it on the ground as he had seen
Indian conjurers do, and seated himself cross-legged behind it. “I mustn’t have anyone behind me, that’s all,”
he said; and the woman hastily screened off a little enclosure for him by hanging old
sacks to two of the guy-ropes of the tent. “Now I’m ready, he said. The woman got a drum
from the inside of the tent and beat it. Quite soon a little crowd had collected. “Ladies and gentlemen,” said Gerald, “I come
from India, and I can do a conjuring entertainment the like of which you’ve never seen. When
I see two shillings on the shawl I’ll begin.” “I dare say you will!” said a bystander; and
there were several short, disagreeable laughs. “Of course,” said Gerald, “if you can’t afford
two shillings between you” there were about thirty people in the crowd by now “I say no
more.” Two or three pennies fell on the shawl, then
a few more then the fall of copper ceased. “Ninepence,” said Gerald. “Well, I’ve got
a generous nature. You’ll get such a ninepennyworth as you’ve never had before. I don’t wish to
deceive you I have an accomplice, but my accomplice is invisible.” The crowd snorted. “By the aid of that accomplice,” Gerald went
on, “I will read any letter that any of you may have in your pocket. If one of you will
just step over the rope and stand beside me, my invisible accomplice will read that letter
over his shoulder.” A man stepped forward, a ruddy-faced, horsy-looking
person. He pulled a letter from his pocket and stood plain in the sight of all, in a
place where everyone saw that no one could see over his shoulder. “Now!” said Gerald. There was a moment’s pause.
Then from quite the other side of the enclosure came a faint, faraway, sing-song voice. It
said: “SIR Yours of the fifteenth duly to hand.
With regard to the mortgage on your land, we regret our inability ” “Stow it!” cried the man, turning threateningly
on Gerald. He stepped out of the enclosure explaining
that there was nothing of that sort in his letter; but nobody believed him, and a buzz
of interested chatter began in the crowd, ceasing abruptly when Gerald began to speak. “Now,” said he, laying the nine pennies down
on the shawl, “you keep your eyes on those pennies, and one by one you’ll see them disappear.” And of course they did. Then one by one they
were laid down again by the invisible hand of Mabel. The crowd clapped loudly. “Bravo!”
“That’s something like!” “Show us another!” cried the people in the front rank. And those
behind pushed forward. “Now,” said Gerald, “you’ve seen what I can
do, but I don’t do any more till I see five shillings on this carpet.” And in two minutes seven-and-threepence lay
there and Gerald did a little more conjuring. When the people in front didn’t want to give
any more money, Gerald asked them to stand back and let the others have a look in. I
wish I had time to tell you of all the tricks he did the grass round his enclosure was absolutely
trampled off by the feet of the people who thronged to look at him. There is really hardly
any limit to the wonders you can do if you have an invisible accomplice. All sorts of
things were made to move about, apparently by themselves, and even to vanish into the
folds of Mabel’s clothing. The woman stood by, looking more and more pleasant as she
saw the money come tumbling in, and beating her shabby drum every time Gerald stopped
conjuring. The news of the conjurer had spread all over
the fair. The crowd was frantic with admiration. The man who ran the coconut shies begged Gerald
to throw in his lot with him; the owner of the rifle gallery offered him free board and
lodging and go shares; and a brisk, broad lady, in stiff black silk and a violet bonnet,
tried to engage him for the forthcoming Bazaar for Reformed Bandsmen. And all this time the others mingled with
the crowd quite unobserved, for who could have eyes for anyone but Gerald? It was getting
quite late, long past tea-time, and Gerald, who was getting very tired indeed, and was
quite satisfied with his share of the money, was racking his brains for a way to get out
of it. “How are we to hook it?” he murmured, as Mabel
made his cap disappear from his head by the simple process of taking it off and putting
it in her pocket. “They’ll never let us get away. I didn’t think
of that before.” “Let me think!” whispered Mabel; and next
moment she said, close to his ear: “Divide the money, and give her something for the
shawl. Put the money on it and say. . .” She told him what to say. Gerald’s pitch was in the shade of the tent;
otherwise, of course, everyone would have seen the shadow of the invisible Mabel as
she moved about making things vanish. Gerald told the woman to divide the money,
which she did honestly enough. “Now,” he said, while the impatient crowd
pressed closer and closer, “I’ll give you five bob for your shawl. “Seven-and-six,” said the woman mechanically. “Righto!” said Gerald, putting his heavy share
of the money in his trouser pocket. “This shawl will now disappear,” he said,
picking it up. He handed it to Mabel, who put it on; and, of course, it disappeared.
A roar of applause went up from the audience. “Now,” he said, “I come to the last trick
of all. I shall take three steps backwards and vanish. He took three steps backwards,
Mabel wrapped the invisible shawl round him, and he did not vanish. The shawl, being invisible,
did not conceal him in the least. “Yah!” cried a boy’s voice in the crowd. “Look
at “im! “E knows “e can’t do it.” “I wish I could put you in my pocket,” said
Mabel. The crowd was crowding closer. At any moment they might touch Mabel, and then anything
might happen simply anything. Gerald took hold of his hair with both hands, as his way
was when he was anxious or discouraged. Mabel, in invisibility, wrung her hands, as people
are said to do in books that is, she clasped them and squeezed very tight. “Oh!” she whispered suddenly, “it’s loose.
I can get it off.” “Not ” “Yes the ring.” “Come on, young master. Give us summat for
our money,” a farm labourer shouted. “I will,” said Gerald. “This time I really
will vanish. Slip round into the tent,” he whispered to Mabel. “Push the ring under the canvas. Then slip
out at the back and join the others. When I see you with them I’ll disappear. Go slow,
and I’ll catch you up.” “It’s me,” said a pale and obvious Mabel in
the ear of Kathleen. “He’s got the ring; come on, before the crowd
begins to scatter.” As they went out of the gate they heard a
roar of surprise and annoyance rise from the crowd, and knew that this time Gerald really
had disappeared. They had gone a mile before they heard footsteps
on the road, and looked back. No one was to be seen. Next moment Gerald’s voice spoke out of clear,
empty-looking space. “Halloa!” it said gloomily. “How horrid!” cried Mabel; “you did make me
jump! Take the ring off; it makes me feel quite creepy, you being nothing but a voice.” “So did you us,” said Jimmy. “Don’t take it off yet,” said Kathleen, who
was really rather thoughtful for her age, “because you’re still blackleaded, I suppose,
and you might be recognized, and eloped with by gypsies, so that you should go on doing
conjuring for ever and ever.” “I should take it off,” said Jimmy; “it’s
no use going about invisible, and people seeing us with Mabel and saying we’ve eloped with
her.” “Yes,” said Mabel impatiently, “that would
be simply silly. And, besides, I want my ring.” “It’s not yours any more than ours, anyhow,”
said Jimmy. “Yes, it is,” said Mabel. “Oh, stow it!” said the weary voice of Gerald
beside her. “What’s the use of jawing?” “I want the ring,” said Mabel, rather mulishly. “Want” the words came out of the still evening
air “want must be your master. You can’t have the ring. I can’t get it off!” The difficulty was not only that Gerald had got
the ring on and couldn’t get it off, and was therefore invisible, but that Mabel, who had
been invisible and therefore possible to be smuggled into the house, was now plain to
be seen and impossible for smuggling purposes. The children would have not only to account
for the apparent absence of one of themselves, but for the obvious presence of a perfect
stranger. “I can’t go back to aunt. I can’t and I won’t,”
said Mabel firmly, “not if I was visible twenty times over.” “She’d smell a rat if you did,” Gerald owned
“about the motor-car, I mean, and the adopting lady. And what we’re
to say to Mademoiselle about you !” He tugged at the
ring. “Suppose you told the truth,” said Mabel meaningly. “She wouldn’t believe it,” said Cathy; “or,
if she did, she’d go stark, staring, raving mad.” “No,” said Gerald’s voice, “we daren’t tell
her. But she’s really rather decent. Let’s ask her to let you stay the night because
it’s too late for you to get home.” “That’s all right,” said Jimmy, “but what
about you?” “I shall go to bed,” said Gerald, “with a
bad headache. Oh, that’s not a lie! I’ve got one right enough. It’s the sun, I think. I
know blacklead attracts the concentration of the sun.” “More likely the pears and the gingerbread,”
said Jimmy unkindly. “Well, let’s get along. I wish it was me was invisible. I’d do something
different from going to bed with a silly headache, I know that.” “What would you do?” asked the voice of Gerald
just behind him. “Do keep in one place, you silly cuckoo!”
said Jimmy. “You make me feel all jumpy. He had indeed jumped rather violently. “Here,
walk between Cathy and me. “What would you do?” repeated Gerald, from
that apparently unoccupied position. “I’d be a burglar,” said Jimmy. Cathy and Mabel in one breath reminded him
how wrong burgling was, and Jimmy replied: “Well, then a detective.” “There’s got to be something to detect before
you can begin detectiving,” said Mabel. “Detectives don’t always detect things,” said
Jimmy, very truly. “If I couldn’t be any other kind I’d be a baffled detective. You could
be one all right, and have no end of larks just the same. Why don’t you do it?” “It’s exactly what I am going to do,” said
Gerald. “We’ll go round by the police-station and see what they’ve got in the way of crimes.” They did, and read the notices on the board
outside. Two dogs had been lost, a purse, and a portfolio of papers “of no value to
any but the owner.” Also Houghton Grange had been broken into and a quantity of silver
plate stolen. “Twenty pounds reward offered for any information that may lead to the recovery
of the missing property.” “That burglary’s my lay,” said Gerald; “I’ll
detect that. Here comes Johnson,” he added; “he’s going off duty. Ask him about it. The
fell detective, being invisible, was unable to pump the constable, but the young brother
of our hero made the inquiries in quite a creditable manner. Be creditable, Jimmy.” Jimmy hailed the constable. “Halloa, Johnson!” he said. And Johnson replied: “Halloa, young shaver!” “Shaver yourself!” said Jimmy, but without
malice. “What are you doing this time of night?” the
constable asked jocosely. “All the dicky birds is gone to their little nesteses.” “We’ve been to the fair,” said Kathleen. “There
was a conjurer there. I wish you could have seen him.” “Heard about him,” said Johnson; “all fake,
you know. The quickness of the ‘and deceives the hi.” Such is fame. Gerald, standing in the shadow,
jingled the loose money in his pocket to console himself. “What’s that?” the policeman asked quickly. “Our money jingling,” said Jimmy, with perfect
truth. “It’s well to be some people,” Johnson remarked;
“wish I’d got my pockets full to jingle with.” “Well, why haven’t you?” asked Mabel. “Why
don’t you get that twenty pounds reward?” “I’ll tell you why I don’t. Because in this
“ere realm of liberty, and Britannia ruling the waves, you ain’t allowed to arrest a chap
on suspicion, even if you know puffickly well who done the job.” “What a shame!” said Jimmy warmly. “And who
do you think did it?” “I don’t think I know.” Johnson’s voice was
ponderous as his boots. “It’s a man what’s known to the police on account of a heap o
crimes he’s done, but we never can’t bring it “ome to “im, nor yet get sufficient evidence
to convict.” “Well, said Jimmy, “when I’ve left school
I’ll come to you and be apprenticed, and be a detective. Just now I think we’d better
get home and detect our supper. Good night!” They watched the policeman’s broad form disappear
through the swing door of the police-station; and as it settled itself into quiet again
the voice of Gerald was heard complaining bitterly. “You’ve no more brains than a halfpenny bun,”
he said; “no details about how and when the silver was taken.” “But he told us he knew,” Jimmy urged. “Yes, that’s all you’ve got out of him. A
silly policeman’s silly idea. Go home and detect your precious supper! It’s
all you’re fit for.” “What’ll you do about supper?” Mabel asked. “Buns!” said Gerald, “halfpenny buns. They’ll
make me think of my dear little brother and sister. Perhaps you’ve got enough sense to
buy buns? I can’t go into a shop in this state.” “Don’t you be so disagreeable,” said Mabel
with spirit. “We did our best. If I were Cathy you should
whistle for your nasty buns.” “If you were Cathy the gallant young detective
would have left home long ago. Better the cabin of a tramp steamer than the best family
mansion that’s got a brawling sister in it,” said Gerald. “You are a bit of an outsider
at present, my gentle maiden. Jimmy and Cathy know well enough when their bold leader is
chaffing and when he isn’t. “Not when we can’t see your face we don’t,”
said Cathy, in tones of relief. “I really thought you were in a flaring wax, and so
did Jimmy, didn’t you?” “Oh, rot!” said Gerald. “Come on! This way
to the bun shop.” They went, And it was while Cathy and Jimmy
were in the shop and the others were gazing through the glass at the jam tarts and Swiss
rolls and Victoria sandwiches and Bath buns under the spread yellow muslin in the window,
that Gerald discoursed in Mabel’s ear of the plans and hopes of one entering on a detective
career. “I shall keep my eyes open tonight, I can
tell you,” he began. “I shall keep my eyes skinned, and no jolly error. The invisible
detective may not only find out about the purse and the silver, but detect some crime
that isn’t even done yet. And I shall hang about until I see some suspicious-looking
characters leave the town, and follow them furtively and catch them red-handed, with
their hands full of priceless jewels, and hand them over.” “Oh!” cried Mabel, so sharply and suddenly
that Gerald was roused from his dream to express sympathy. “Pain?” he said quite kindly. “It’s the apples
they were rather hard.” “Oh, it’s not that,” said Mabel very earnestly.
“Oh, how awful! I never thought of that before.” “Never thought of what?” Gerald asked impatiently. “The window.” “What window?” “The panelled-room window. At home, you know
at the castle. That settles it I must go home. We left it open and the shutters as well,
and all the jewels and things there. Auntie’ll never go in; she never does. That settles
it; I must go home now this minute.” Here the others issued from the shop, bun-bearing,
and the situation was hastily explained to them. “So you see I must go,” Mabel ended. And Kathleen agreed that she must. But Jimmy said he didn’t see what good it
would do. “Because the key’s inside the door, anyhow.” “She will be cross,” said Mabel sadly. “She’ll
have to get the gardeners to get a ladder and ” “Hooray!” said Gerald. “Here’s me! Nobler
and more secret than gardeners or ladders was the invisible Jerry. I’ll climb in at
the window it’s all ivy, I know I could and shut the window and the shutters all sereno,
put the key back on the nail, and slip out unperceived the back way, threading my way
through the maze of unconscious retainers. There’ll be plenty of time. I don’t suppose
burglars begin their fell work until the night is far advanced.” “Won’t you be afraid?” Mabel asked. “Will
it be safe suppose you were caught?” “As houses. I can’t be,” Gerald answered,
and wondered that the question came from Mabel and not from Kathleen, who was usually inclined
to fuss a little annoyingly about the danger and folly of adventures. But all Kathleen said was, “Well, good-bye;
we’ll come and see you tomorrow, Mabel. The floral temple at half-past ten. I hope you
won’t get into an awful row about the motor-car lady.” “Let’s detect our supper now,” said Jimmy. “All right,” said Gerald a little bitterly.
It is hard to enter on an adventure like this and to find the sympathetic interest of years
suddenly cut off at the meter, as it were. Gerald felt that he ought, at a time like
this, to have been the centre of interest. And he wasn’t. They could actually talk about
supper. Well, let them. He didn’t care! He spoke with sharp sternness: “Leave the pantry
window undone for me to get in by when I’ve done my detecting. Come on, Mabel.” He caught
her hand. “Bags I the buns, though,” he added, by a happy afterthought, and snatching the
bag, pressed it on Mabel, and the sound of four boots echoed on the pavement of the High
Street as the outlines of the running Mabel grew small with distance. Mademoiselle was in the drawing-room. She
was sitting by the window in the waning light reading letters. “Ah, vous voici!” she said unintelligibly.
“You are again late; and my little Gerald, where is he?” This was an awful moment. Jimmy’s detective
scheme had not included any answer to this inevitable question. The silence was unbroken
till Jimmy spoke. “He said he was going to bed because he had
a headache.” And this, of course, was true. “This poor Gerald!” said Mademoiselle. “Is
it that I should mount him some supper?” “He never eats anything when he’s got one
of his headaches,” Kathleen said. And this also was the truth.
Jimmy and Kathleen Went to bed, wholly untroubled by anxiety about their brother, and Mademoiselle
pulled out the bundle of letters and read them amid the ruins of the simple supper. “It is ripping being out late like this,”
said Gerald through the soft summer dusk. “Yes,” said Mabel, a solitary-looking figure
plodding along the high-road. “I do hope auntie won’t be very furious.” “Have another bun,” suggested Gerald kindly,
and a sociable munching followed. It was the aunt herself who opened to a very
pale and trembling Mabel the door which is appointed for the entrances and exits of the
domestic staff at Yalding Towers. She looked over Mabel’s head first, as if she expected
to see someone taller. Then a very small voice said: “Aunt!” The aunt started back, then made a step towards
Mabel. “You naughty, naughty girl!” she cried angrily;
“how could you give me such a fright? I’ve a good mind to keep you in bed for a week
for this, miss. Oh, Mabel, thank Heaven you’re safe!” And with that the aunt’s arms went
round Mabel and Mabel’s round the aunt in such a hug as they had never met in before. “But you didn’t seem to care a bit this morning,”
said Mabel, when she had realized that her aunt really had been anxious, really was glad
to have her safe home again. “How do you know?” “I was there listening. Don’t be angry, auntie.” “I feel as if I could never be angry with
you again, now I’ve got you safe,” said the aunt surprisingly. “But how was it?” Mabel asked. “My dear,” said the aunt impressively, “I’ve
been in a sort of trance. I think I must be going to be ill. I’ve always been fond of
you, but I didn’t want to spoil you. But yesterday, about half-past three, I was talking about
you to Mr. Lewson, at the fair, and quite suddenly I felt as if you didn’t matter at
all. And I felt the same when I got your letter and when those children came. And today in
the middle of tea I suddenly woke up and realized that you were gone. It was awful. I think
I must be going to be ill. Oh, Mabel, why did you do it?” “It was a joke,” said Mabel feebly. And then
the two went in and the door was shut. “That’s most uncommon odd,” said Gerald, outside;
“looks like more magic to me. I don’t feel as if we d got to the bottom of this yet,
by any manner of means. There’s more about this castle than meets the eye.” There certainly was. For this castle happened
to be but it would not be fair to Gerald to tell you more about it than he knew on that
night when he went alone and invisible through the shadowy great grounds of it to look for
the open window of the panelled room. He knew that night no more than I have told you; but
as he went along the dewy lawns and through the groups of shrubs and trees, where pools
lay like giant looking-glasses reflecting the quiet stars, and the white limbs of statues
gleamed against a background of shadow, he began to feel well, not excited, not surprised,
not anxious, but different. The incident of the invisible Princess had
surprised, the incident of the conjuring had excited, and the sudden decision to be a detective
had brought its own anxieties; but all these happenings, though wonderful and unusual,
had seemed to be, after all, inside the circle of possible things wonderful as the chemical
experiments are where two liquids poured together make fire, surprising as legerdemain, thrilling
as a juggler’s display, but nothing more. Only now a new feeling came to him as he walked
through those gardens; by day those gardens were like dreams, at night they were like
visions. He could not see his feet as he walked, but he saw the movement of the dewy grass-blades
that his feet displaced. And he had that extraordinary feeling so difficult to describe, and yet
so real and so unforgettable the feeling that he was in another world, that had covered
up and hidden the old world as a carpet covers a floor. The floor was there all right, underneath,
but what he walked on was the carpet that covered it and that carpet was drenched in
magic, as the turf was drenched in dew. The feeling was very wonderful; perhaps you
will feel it some day. There are still some places in the world where it can be felt,
but they grow fewer every year. The enchantment of the garden held him. “I’ll not go in yet,” he told himself; “it’s
too early. And perhaps I shall never be here at night again. I suppose it is the night
that makes everything look so different.” Something white moved under a weeping willow;
white hands parted the long, rustling leaves. A white figure came out, a creature with horns
and goat’s legs and the head and arms of a boy. And Gerald was not afraid. That was the
most wonderful thing of all, though he would never have owned it. The white thing stretched
its limbs, rolled on the grass, righted itself and frisked away across the lawn. Still something
white gleamed under the willow; three steps nearer and Gerald saw that it was the pedestal
of a statue empty. “They come alive,” he said; and another white
shape came out of the Temple of Flora and disappeared in the laurels. “The statues come
alive.” There was a crunching of the little stones
in the gravel of the drive. Something enormously long and darkly grey came crawling towards
him, slowly, heavily. The moon came out just in time to show its shape. It was one of those
great lizards that you see at the Crystal Palace, made in stone, of the same awful size
which they were millions of years ago when they were masters of the world, before Man
was. “It can’t see me,” said Gerald. “I am not
afraid. It’s come to life, too.” As it writhed past him he reached out a hand
and touched the side of its gigantic tail. It was of stone. It had not “come alive” as
he had fancied, but was alive in its stone. It turned, however, at the touch; but Gerald
also had turned, and was running with all his speed towards the house. Because at that
stony touch Fear had come into the garden and almost caught him. It was Fear that he
ran from, and not the moving stone beast. He stood panting under the fifth window; when
he had climbed to the window-ledge by the twisted ivy that clung to the wall, he looked
back over the grey slope there was a splashing at the fish-pool that had mirrored the stars
the shape of the great stone beast was wallowing in the shallows among the lily-pads. Once inside the room, Gerald turned for another
look. The fish-pond lay still and dark, reflecting the moon. Through a gap in the drooping willow
the moonlight fell on a statue that stood calm and motionless on its pedestal. Everything
was in its place now in the garden. Nothing moved or stirred. “How extraordinarily rum!” said Gerald. “I
shouldn’t have thought you could go to sleep walking through a garden and dream like that.” He shut the window, lit a match, and closed
the shutters. Another match showed him the door. He turned the key, went out, locked
the door again, hung the key on its usual nail, and crept to the end of the passage.
Here he waited, safe in his invisibility, till the dazzle of the matches should have
gone from his eyes, and he be once more able to find his way by the moonlight that fell
in bright patches on the floor through the barred, unshuttered windows of the hall. “Wonder where the kitchen is,” said Gerald.
He had quite forgotten that he was a detective. He was only anxious to get home and tell the
others about that extraordinarily odd dream that he had had in the gardens. “I suppose
it doesn’t matter what doors I open. I’m invisible all right still, I suppose? Yes; can’t see
my hand before my face.” He held up a hand for the purpose. “Here goes!” He opened many doors, wandered into long rooms
with furniture dressed in brown holland covers that looked white in that strange light, rooms
with chandeliers hanging in big bags from the high ceilings, rooms whose walls were
alive with pictures, rooms whose walls were deadened with rows on rows of old books, state
bedrooms in whose great plumed four-posters Queen Elizabeth had no doubt slept. (That
Queen, by the way, must have been very little at home, for she seems to have slept in every
old house in England.) But he could not find the kitchen. At last a door opened on stone
steps that went up there was a narrow stone passage steps that went down a door with a
light under it. It was, somehow, difficult to put out one’s hand to that door and open
it. “Nonsense!” Gerald told himself, “don’t be
an ass! Are you invisible, or aren’t you?” Then he opened the door, and someone inside
said something in a sudden rough growl. Gerald stood back, flattened against the wall,
as a man sprang to the doorway and flashed a lantern into the passage. “All right,” said the man, with almost a sob
of relief. “It was only the door swung open, it’s that heavy that’s all.” “Blow the door!” said another growling voice;
“blessed if I didn’t think it was a fair cop that time.” They closed the door again. Gerald did not
mind. In fact, he rather preferred that it should be so. He didn’t like the look of those
men. There was an air of threat about them. In their presence even invisibility seemed
too thin a disguise. And Gerald had seen as much as he wanted to see. He had seen that
he had been right about the gang. By wonderful luck beginner’s luck, a card-player would
have told him he had discovered a burglary on the very first night of his detective career.
The men were taking silver out of two great chests, wrapping it in rags, and packing it
in baize sacks. The door of the room was of iron six inches thick. It was, in fact, the
strong-room, and these men had picked the lock. The tools they had done it with lay
on the floor, on a neat cloth roll, such as wood-carvers keep their chisels in. “Hurry up!” Gerald heard. “You needn’t take
all night over it.” The silver rattled slightly. “You’re a rattling
of them trays like bloomin’ castanets,” said the gruffest voice. Gerald turned and went
away, very carefully and very quickly. And it is a most curious thing that, though he
couldn’t find the way to the servants wing when he had nothing else to think of, yet
now, with his mind full, so to speak, of silver forks and silver cups, and the question of
who might be coming after him down those twisting passages, he went straight as an arrow to
the door that led from the hall to the place he wanted to get to. As he went the happenings took words in his
mind. “The fortunate detective,” he told himself,
“having succeeded beyond his wildest dreams, himself left the spot in search of assistance.” But what assistance? There were, no doubt,
men in the house, also the aunt; but he could not warn them. He was too hopelessly invisible to carry any
weight with strangers. The assistance of Mabel would not be of much value. The police? Before
they could be got and the getting of them presented difficulties the burglars would
have cleared away with their sacks of silver. Gerald stopped and thought hard; he held his
head with both hands to do it. You know the way the same as you sometimes do for simple
equations or the dates of the battles of the Civil War. Then with pencil, note-book, a window-ledge,
and all the cleverness he could find at the moment, he wrote: “You know the room where
the silver is. Burglars are burgling it, the thick door is picked. Send a man for police.
I will follow the burglars if they get away ere police arrive on the spot.” He hesitated a moment, and ended “From a Friend
this is not a sell.” This letter, tied tightly round a stone by
means of a shoelace, thundered through the window of the room where Mabel and her aunt,
in the ardour of reunion, were enjoying a supper of unusual charm stewed plums, cream,
sponge-cakes, custard in cups, and cold bread-and-butter pudding. Gerald, in hungry invisibility, looked wistfully
at the supper before he threw the stone. He waited till the shrieks had died away, saw
the stone picked up, the warning letter read. “Nonsense!” said the aunt, growing calmer.
“How wicked! Of course it’s a hoax.” “Oh! do send for the police, like he says,”
wailed Mabel. “Like who says?” snapped the aunt. “Whoever it is,” Mabel moaned. “Send for the police at once,” said Gerald,
outside, in the manliest voice he could find. “You’ll only blame yourself if you don t.
I can’t do any more for you.” “I I’ll set the dogs on you!” cried the aunt. “Oh, auntie, don’t!” Mabel was dancing with
agitation. “It’s true I know it’s true. Do do wake Bates!” “I don’t believe a word of it,” said the aunt.
No more did Bates when, owing to Mabel’s persistent worryings, he was awakened. But when he had
seen the paper, and had to choose whether he’d go to the strong-room and see that there
really wasn’t anything to believe or go for the police on his bicycle, he chose the latter
course. When the police arrived the strong-room door
stood ajar, and the silver, or as much of it as the three men could carry, was gone. Gerald’s note-book and pencil came into play
again later on that night. It was five in the morning before he crept into bed, tired
out and cold as a stone. “Master Gerald!” it was Eliza’s voice in his
ears “it’s seven o clock and another fine day, and there’s been another burglary My
cats alive!” she screamed, as she drew up the blind and turned towards the bed; “look
at his bed, all crocked with black, and him not there!” “Oh, Jiminy!” It was a scream
this time. Kathleen came running from her room; Jimmy sat up in his bed and rubbed his
eyes. “Whatever is it?” Kathleen cried. “I dunno when I ‘ad such a turn. Eliza sat
down heavily on a box as she spoke. “First thing his bed all empty and black as the chimley
back, and him not in it, and then when I looks again he is in it all the time. I must be
going silly. I thought as much when I heard them haunting angel voices yesterday morning.
But I’ll tell Mamselle of you, my lad, with your tricks, you may rely on that. Blacking
yourself all over and crocking up your clean sheets and pillow-cases. It’s going back of
beyond, this is.” “Look here,” said Gerald slowly; “I’m going
to tell you something.” Eliza simply snorted, and that was rude of
her; but then, she had had a shock and had not got over it. “Can you keep a secret?” asked Gerald, very
earnest through the grey of his partly rubbed-off blacklead. “Yes,” said Eliza. “Then keep it and I’ll give you two bob.” “But what was you going to tell me?” “That. About the two bob and the secret. And
you keep your mouth shut.” “I didn’t ought to take it,” said Eliza, holding
out her hand eagerly. “Now you get up, and mind you wash all the
corners, Master Gerald.”
“Oh, I’m so glad you’re safe,” said Kathleen, when Eliza had gone. “You didn’t seem to care much last night,”
said Gerald coldly. “I can’t think how I let you go. I didn’t
care last night. But when I woke this morning and remembered!” “There, that’ll do it’ll come off on you,”
said Gerald through the reckless hugging of his sister. “How did you get visible?” Jimmy asked. “It just happened when she called me the ring
came off.” “Tell us all about everything,” said Kathleen.
“Not yet, said Gerald mysteriously. “Where’s the ring?” Jimmy asked after breakfast.
“I want to have a try now.” “I I forgot it,” said Gerald; “I expect it’s
in the bed somewhere. But it wasn’t. Eliza had made the bed. “I’ll swear there ain’t no ring there,” she
said. “I should “a seen it if there had’a been.” “Search and research proving vain,” said Gerald,
when every corner of the bedroom had been turned out and the ring had not been found,
“the noble detective hero of our tale remarked that he would have other fish to fry in half
a jiff, and if the rest of you want to hear about last night…” “Let’s keep it till we get to Mabel,” said
Kathleen heroically. “The assignation was ten-thirty, wasn’t it?
Why shouldn’t Gerald gas as we go along? I don’t suppose anything very much happened,
anyhow.” This, of course, was Jimmy. “That shows,” remarked Gerald sweetly, “how
much you know. The melancholy Mabel will await the tryst without success, as far as this
one is concerned.” ‘Fish, fish, other fish other fish I fry!'” he warbled to the tune
of ‘Cherry Ripe’ , till Kathleen could have pinched him. Jimmy turned coldly away, remarking, “When
you’ve quite done.” But Gerald went on singing “Where the lips of Johnson smile, There’s the land of Cherry Isle. Other fish, other fish, Fish I fry. Stately Johnson, come and buy!” “How can you,” asked Kathleen, “be so aggravating?” “I don’t know,” said Gerald, returning to
prose. “Want of sleep or intoxication of success,
I mean. Come where no one can hear us. ‘Oh, come to some island where no one can
hear, And beware of the keyhole that’s glued to
an ear,'” he whispered, opened the door suddenly, and
there, sure enough, was Eliza, stooping without. She flicked feebly at the wainscot with a
duster, but concealment was vain. “You know what listeners never hear,” said
Jimmy severely. “I didn’t, then so there!” said Eliza, whose
listening ears were crimson. So they passed out, and up the High Street, to sit on the
churchyard wall and dangle their legs. And all the way Gerald’s lips were shut into a
thin, obstinate line. “Now,” said Kathleen. “Oh, Jerry, don’t be
a goat! I’m simply dying to hear what happened.” “That’s better,” said Gerald, and he told
his story. As he told it some of the white mystery and magic of the moonlit gardens got
into his voice and his words, so that when he told of the statues that came alive, and
the great beast that was alive through all its stone, Kathleen thrilled responsive, clutching
his arm, and even Jimmy ceased to kick the wall with his boot heels, and listened open-mouthed. Then came the thrilling tale of the burglars,
and the warning letter flung into the peaceful company of Mabel, her aunt, and the bread-and-butter
pudding. Gerald told the story with the greatest enjoyment and such fullness of detail that
the church clock chimed half-past eleven as he said, “Having done all that human agency
could do, and further help being despaired of, our gallant young detective Hullo, there’s
Mabel!” There was. The tail-board of a cart shed her
almost at their feet. “I couldn’t wait any longer,” she explained,
“when you didn’t come. And I got a lift. Has anything more happened?” The burglars had
gone when Bates got to the strong-room. “You don’t mean to say all that wheeze is
real?” Jimmy asked. “Of course it’s real,” said Kathleen. “Go
on, Jerry. He’s just got to where he threw the stone into your bread-and-butter pudding,
Mabel. Go on. Mabel climbed on to the wall. “You’ve got
visible again quicker than I did,” she said. Gerald nodded and resumed: “Our story must be told in as few words as
possible, owing to the fish-frying taking place at twelve, and it’s past the half-hour
now. Having left his missive to do its warning work, Gerald de Sherlock Holmes sped back,
wrapped in invisibility, to the spot where by the light of their dark-lanterns the burglars
were still still burgling with the utmost punctuality and despatch. I didn’t see any
sense in running into danger, so I just waited outside the passage where the steps are you
know?” Mabel nodded. “Presently they came out, very cautiously,
of course, and looked about them. They didn’t see me so deeming themselves unobserved they
passed in silent Indian file along the passage one of the sacks of silver grazed my front
part and out into the night.” “But which way?” “Through the little looking-glass room where
you looked at yourself when you were invisible. The hero followed swiftly on his invisible
tennis-shoes. The three miscreants instantly sought the shelter of the groves and passed
stealthily among the rhododendrons and across the park, and his voice dropped and he looked
straight before him at the pinky convolvulus netting a heap of stones beyond the white
dust of the road “the stone things that come alive, they kept looking out from between
bushes and under trees and I saw them all right, but they didn’t see me. They saw the
burglars though, right enough; but the burglars couldn’t see them. Rum, wasn’t it?” “The stone things?” Mabel had to have them
explained to her. “I never saw them come alive,” she said, “and
I’ve been in the gardens in the evening as often as often. “I saw them,” said Gerald stiffly. “I know, I know,” Mabel hastened to put herself
right with him; “what I mean to say is I shouldn’t wonder if they re only visible when you’re
invisible the liveness of them, I mean, not the stoniness.” Gerald understood, and I’m sure I hope you
do. “I shouldn’t wonder if you’re right,” he said.
“The castle garden’s enchanted right enough; but what I should like to know is how and
why. I say, come on, I’ve got to catch Johnson before twelve. We’ll walk as far as the market
and then we’ll have to run for it.” “But go on with the adventure,” said Mabel.
“You can talk as we go.” “Oh, do it is so awfully thrilling!” This pleased Gerald, of course. “Well, I just followed, you know, like in
a dream, and they got out the cavy way you know, where we got in and I jolly well thought
I d lost them; I had to wait till they’d moved off down the road so that they shouldn’t hear
me rattling the stones, and I had to tear to catch them up. I took my shoes off I expect
my stockings are done for. And I followed and followed and followed and they went through
the place where the poor people live, and right down to the river. And I say, we must run for it.” So the story stopped and the running began. They caught Johnson in his own back-yard washing
at a bench against his own back-door. “Look here, Johnson,” Gerald said, “what’ll
you give me if I put you up to winning that fifty pounds reward?” “Halves,” said Johnson promptly, “and a clout
‘long-side your head if you was coming any of your nonsense over me.” “It’s not nonsense,” said Gerald very impressively.
“If you’ll let us in I’ll tell you all about it. And when you’ve caught the burglars and
got the swag back you just give me a quid for luck. I won’t ask for more.” “Come along in, then,” said Johnson, “if the
young ladies’ll excuse the towel. But I bet you do want something more off of me. Else
why not claim the reward yourself?” “Great is the wisdom of Johnson he speaks
winged words.” The children were all in the cottage now, and the door was shut. “I want
you never to let on who told you. Let them think it was your own unaided pluck and far-sightedness.” “Sit you down,” said Johnson, “and if you’re
kidding you’d best send the little gells home afore I begin on you.” “I am not kidding,” replied Gerald loftily,
“never less. And anyone but a policeman would see why I don’t want anyone to know it was
me. I found it out at dead of night, in a place where I wasn’t supposed to be; and there’d
be a beastly row if they found out at home about me being out nearly all night. Now do
you see, my bright-eyed daisy?” Johnson was now too interested, as Jimmy said
afterwards, to mind what silly names he was called. He said he did see and asked to see
more. “Well, don’t you ask any questions, then.
I’ll tell you all it’s good for you to know. Last night about eleven I was at Yalding Towers.
No it doesn’t matter how I got there or what I got there for and there was a window open
and I got in, and there was a light. And it was in the strong-room, and there were three
men, putting silver in a bag.” “Was it you give the warning, and they sent
for the police?” Johnson was leaning eagerly forward, a hand
on each knee. “Yes, that was me. You can let them think
it was you, if you like. You were off duty, weren’t you?”
“I was,” said Johnson, “in the arms of Murphy ” “Well, the police didn’t come quick enough.
But I was there a lonely detective. And I followed them.” “You did?” “And I saw them hide the booty and I know
the other stuff from Houghton’s Court’s in the same place, and I heard them arrange about
when to take it away.” “Come and show me where,” said Johnson, jumping
up so quickly that his Windsor arm-chair fell over backwards, with a crack, on the red-brick
floor. “Not so,” said Gerald calmly; “if you go near
the spot before the appointed time you’ll find the silver, but you’ll never catch the
thieves.” “You’re right there.” The policeman picked
up his chair and sat down in it again. “Well?” “Well, there’s to be a motor to meet them
in the lane beyond the boat-house by Sadler’s Rents at one o clock tonight. They’ll get
the things out at half-past twelve and take them along in a boat. So now’s your chance
to fill your pockets with chink and cover yourself with honour and glory.” “So help me!” Johnson was pensive and doubtful
still “So help me! you couldn’t have made all this up out of your head.” “Oh yes, I could. But I didn’t. Now look here.
It’s the chance of your lifetime, Johnson! A quid for me, and a still tongue for you,
and the job’s done. Do you agree?” “Oh, I agree right enough,” said Johnson.
“I agree. But if you’re coming any of your larks ” “Can’t you see he isn’t?” Kathleen put in
impatiently. “He’s not a liar we none of us are.” “If you’re not on, say so,” said Gerald, “and
I’ll find another policeman with more sense.” “I could split about you being out all night,”
said Johnson. “But you wouldn’t be so ungentlemanly,” said
Mabel brightly. “Don’t you be so unbelieving, when we’re trying to do you a good turn.” “If I were you,” Gerald advised, “I’d go to
the place where the silver is, with two other men. You could make a nice little ambush in
the wood-yard it’s close there. And I’d have two or three more men up trees in the lane
to wait for the motor-car.” “You ought to have been in the force, you
ought,” said Johnson admiringly; “but s’pose it was a hoax!” “Well, then you’d have made an ass of yourself
I don’t suppose it ud be the first time,” said Jimmy. “Are you on?” said Gerald in haste. “Hold
your jaw, Jimmy, you idiot!” “Yes,” said Johnson. “Then when you’re on duty you go down to the
wood-yard, and the place where you see me blow my nose is the place. The sacks are tied
with string to the posts under the water. You just stalk by in your dignified beauty
and make a note of the spot. That’s where glory waits you, and when Fame elates you
and you’re a sergeant, please remember me.” Johnson said he was blessed. He said it more
than once, and then remarked that he was on, and added that he must be off that instant
minute. Johnson’s cottage lies just out of the town
beyond the blacksmith’s forge and the children had come to it through the wood. They went
back the same way, and then down through the town, and through its narrow, unsavoury streets
to the towing-path by the timber yard. Here they ran along the trunks of the big trees,
peeped into the saw-pit, and the men were away at dinner and this was a favourite play
place of every boy within miles made themselves a see-saw with a fresh cut, sweet-smelling
pine plank and an elm-root. “What a ripping place!” said Mabel, breathless
on the seesaw’s end. “I believe I like this better than pretending
games or even magic.” “So do I,” said Jimmy. “Jerry, don’t keep
sniffing so you’ll have no nose left.” “I can’t help it,” Gerald answered; “I daren’t
use my hankey for fear Johnson’s on the lookout somewhere unseen. I wish I’d thought of some
other signal.” Sniff! “No, nor I shouldn’t want to now if I hadn’t got not to. That’s
what’s so rum. The moment I got down here and remembered what I’d said about the signal
I began to have a cold and Thank goodness! here he is.” The children, with a fine air of unconcern,
abandoned the see-saw. “Follow my leader!” Gerald cried, and ran along a barked oak trunk,
the others following. In and out and round about ran the file of children, over heaps
of logs, under the jutting ends of piled planks, and just as the policeman’s heavy boots trod
the towing-path Gerald halted at the end of a little landing-stage of rotten boards, with
a rickety handrail, cried “Pax!” and blew his nose with loud fervour. “Morning,” he said immediately. “Morning,” said Johnson. “Got a cold, ain’t
you?” “Ah! I shouldn’t have a cold if I’d got boots
like yours,” returned Gerald admiringly. “Look at them. Anyone ud know your fairy footstep
a mile off. How do you ever get near enough to anyone to arrest them?” He skipped off
the landing-stage, whispered as he passed Johnson, “Courage, promptitude, and dispatch.
That’s the place,” and was off again, the active leader of an active procession. “We’ve brought a friend home to dinner,” said
Kathleen, when Eliza opened the door. “Where’s Mademoiselle?”
“Gone to see Yalding Towers. Today’s show day, you know. An just you hurry over your
dinners. It’s my afternoon out, and my gentleman friend don’t like it if he’s kept waiting.” “All right, we’ll eat like lightning,” Gerald
promised. “Set another place, there’s an angel.” They kept their word. The dinner it was minced
veal and potatoes and rice-pudding, perhaps the dullest food in the world was over in
a quarter of an hour. “And now,” said Mabel, when Eliza and a jug
of hot water had disappeared up the stairs together, “where’s the ring? I ought to put
it back.” “I haven’t had a turn yet,” said Jimmy. “When
we find it Cathy and I ought to have turns same as you and Gerald
did.” “When you find it ?” Mabel’s pale face turned
paler between her dark locks. “I’m very sorry we’re all very sorry,” began
Kathleen, and then the story of the losing had to be told. “You couldn’t have looked properly,” Mabel
protested. “It can’t have vanished.” “You don’t know what it can do no more do
we. It’s no use getting your quills up, fair lady. Perhaps vanishing itself is just what
it does do. You see, it came off my hand in the bed. We looked everywhere.” “Would you mind if I looked?” Mabel’s eyes
implored her little hostess. “You see, if it’s lost it’s my fault. It’s almost the same
as stealing. That Johnson would say it was just the same. I know he would.” “Let’s all look again,” said Cathy, jumping
up. “We were rather in a hurry this morning.” So they looked, and they looked. In the bed,
under the bed, under the carpet, under the furniture. They shook the curtains, they explored
the corners, and found dust and flue, but no ring. They looked, and they looked. Everywhere
they looked. Jimmy even looked fixedly at the ceiling, as though he thought the ring
might have bounced up there and stuck. But it hadn’t. “Then,” said Mabel at last, “your housemaid
must have stolen it. That’s all. I shall tell her I think so.”
And she would have done it too, but at that moment the front door banged and they knew
that Eliza had gone forth in all the glory of her best things to meet her “gentleman
friend” . “It’s no use,” Mabel was almost in tears;
“look here will you leave me alone? Perhaps you others looking distracts me. And I’ll
go over every inch of the room by myself.” “Respecting the emotion of their guest, the
kindly charcoal-burners withdrew,” said Gerald. And they closed the door softly from the outside
on Mabel and her search. They waited for hers of course politeness
demanded it, and besides, they had to stay at home to let Mademoiselle in; though it
was a dazzling day, and Jimmy had just remembered that Gerald’s pockets were full of the money
earned at the fair, and that nothing had yet been bought with that money, except a few
buns in which he had had no share. And of course they waited impatiently. It seemed about an hour, and was really quite
ten minutes, before they heard the bedroom door open and Mabel’s feet on the stairs. “She hasn’t found it,” Gerald said. “How do you know?” Jimmy asked. “The way she walks,” said Gerald. You can,
in fact, almost always tell whether the thing has been found that people have gone to look
for by the sound of their feet as they return. Mabel’s feet said “No go” as plain as they
could speak. And her face confirmed the cheerless news. A sudden and violent knocking at the back
door prevented anyone from having to be polite about how sorry they were, or fanciful about
being sure the ring would turn up soon. All the servants except Eliza were away on
their holidays, so the children went together to open the door, because, as Gerald said,
if it was the baker they could buy a cake from him and eat it for dessert. “That kind
of dinner sort of needs dessert,” he said. But it was not the baker, When they opened
the door they saw in the paved court where the
pump is, and the dust-bin, and the water-butt, a young man, with his hat very much on one
side, his mouth open under his fair bristly mustache, and his eyes as nearly round as
human eyes can be. He wore a suit of a bright mustard colour, a blue necktie, and a goldish
watch-chain across his waistcoat. His body was thrown back and his right arm stretched
out towards the door, and his expression was that of a person who is being dragged somewhere
against his will. He looked so strange that Kathleen tried to shut the door in his face,
murmuring, “Escaped insane.” But the door would not close. There was something in the
way. “Leave go of me!” said the young man. “Ho yus! I’ll leave go of you!” It was the
voice of Eliza but no Eliza could be seen. “Who’s got hold of you?” asked Kathleen. “She has, miss,” replied the unhappy stranger. “Who’s she?” asked Kathleen, to gain time,
as she afterwards explained, for she now knew well enough that what was keeping the door
open was Eliza’s unseen foot. “My fyongsay, miss. At least it sounds like
her voice, and it feels like her bones, but something’s come over me, miss, an I can’t
see her.” “That’s what he keeps on saying,” said Eliza’s
voice. “E’s my gentleman friend; is ‘e gone dotty, or is it me?” “Both, I shouldn’t wonder,” said Jimmy. “Now,” said Eliza, “you call yourself a man;
you look me in the face and say you can’t see me.” “Well I can’t,” said the wretched gentleman
friend. “If I’d stolen a ring,” said Gerald, looking
at the sky, “I should go indoors and be quiet, not stand at the back door and make an exhibition
of myself.” “Not much exhibition about her,” whispered
Jimmy; “good old ring!” “I haven’t stolen anything,” said the gentleman
friend. “Here, you leave me be. It’s my eyes has gone wrong. Leave go of me, d’ye hear?” Suddenly his hand dropped and he staggered
back against the water-butt. Eliza had “left go” of him. She pushed past the children,
shoving them aside with her invisible elbows. Gerald caught her by the arm with one hand,
felt for her ear with the other, and whispered, “You stand still and don’t say a word. If
you do well, what’s to stop me from sending for the police?” Eliza did not know what there was to stop
him. So she did as she was told, and stood invisible and silent, save for a sort of blowing,
snorting noise peculiar to her when she was out of breath. The mustard-coloured young man had recovered
his balance, and stood looking at the children with eyes, if possible, rounder than before. “What is it?” he gasped feebly. “What’s up?
What’s it all about?” “If you don’t know, I’m afraid we can’t tell
you,” said Gerald politely. “Have I been talking very strange-like?” he
asked, taking off his hat and passing his hand over his forehead. “Very,” said Mabel. “I hope I haven’t said anything that wasn’t
good manners,” he said anxiously. “Not at all,” said Kathleen. “You only said
your fiancee had hold of your hand, and that you couldn’t see her.” “No more I can.” “No more can we,” said Mabel. “But I couldn’t have dreamed it, and then
come along here making a penny show of myself like this, could I?” “You know best,” said Gerald courteously. “But,” the mustard-coloured victim almost
screamed, “do you mean to tell me…” “I don’t mean to tell you anything,” said
Gerald quite truly, “but I’ll give you a bit of advice. You go home and lie down a bit
and put a wet rag on your head. You’ll be all right tomorrow.” “But I haven’t ” “I should,” said Mabel; “the sun’s very hot,
you know.” “I feel all right now,” he said, “but well,
I can only say I’m sorry, that’s all I can say. I’ve never been taken like this before,
miss. I’m not subject to it don’t you think that. But I could have sworn Eliza Ain’t she
gone out to meet me?” “Eliza’s in-doors,” said Mabel. “She can’t
come out to meet anybody today.” “You won’t tell her about me carrying on this
way, will you, miss? It might set her against me if she thought
I was liable to fits, which I never was from a child.”
“We won’t tell Eliza anything about you.” “And you’ll overlook the liberty?” “Of course. We know you couldn’t help it,”
said Kathleen. “You go home and lie down. I’m sure you must need it. Good afternoon.” “Good afternoon, I’m sure, miss,” he said
dreamily. “All the same I can feel the print of her finger-bones on my hand while I’m saying
it. And you won’t let it get round to my boss my employer I mean? Fits of all sorts are
against a man in any trade.” “No, no, no, it’s all right good-bye,” said
everyone. And a silence fell as he went slowly round the water-butt and the green yard-gate
shut behind him. The silence was broken by Eliza. “Give me up!” she said. “Give me up to break
my heart in a prison cell!” There was a sudden splash, and a round wet
drop lay on the doorstep. “Thunder shower,” said Jimmy; but it was a
tear from Eliza. “Give me up,” she went on, “give me up” splash
“but don’t let me be took here in the town where I’m known and respected” splash. “I’ll
walk ten miles to be took by a strange police not Johnson as keeps company with my own cousin”
splash. “But I do thank you for one thing. You didn’t tell Elf as I’d stolen the ring.
And I didn’t splash I only sort of borrowed it, it being my day out, and my gentleman
friend such a toff, like you can see for yourselves.” The children had watched, spellbound, the
interesting tears that became visible as they rolled off the invisible nose of the miserable
Eliza. Now Gerald roused himself, and spoke. “It’s no use your talking,” he said. “We can’t
see you!” “That’s what he said,” said Eliza’s voice,
“but ” “You can’t see yourself,” Gerald went on.
“Where’s your hand?” Eliza, no doubt, tried to see it, and of course
failed; for instantly, with a shriek that might have brought the police if there had
been any about, she went into a violent fit of hysterics. The children did what they could,
everything that they had read of in books as suitable to such occasions, but it is extremely
difficult to do the right thing with an invisible housemaid in strong hysterics and her best
clothes. That was why the best hat was found, later on, to be completely ruined, and why
the best blue dress was never quite itself again. And as they were burning bits of the
feather dusting-brush as nearly under Eliza’s nose as they could guess, a sudden spurt of
flame and a horrible smell, as the flame died between the quick hands of Gerald, showed
but too plainly that Eliza’s feather boa had tried to help. It did help. Eliza “came to” with a deep sob
and said, “Don’t burn me real ostrich stole; I’m better now.” They helped her up and she sat down on the
bottom step, and the children explained to her very carefully and quite kindly that she
really was invisible, and that if you steal or even borrow rings you can never be sure
what will happen to you. “But ‘ave I got to go on stopping like this,”
she moaned, when they had fetched the little mahogany looking-glass from its nail over
the kitchen sink, and convinced her that she was really invisible, “for ever and ever?
An we was to a bin married come Easter. No one won’t marry a gell as ‘e can’t see. It
ain’t likely.” “No, not for ever and ever,” said Mabel kindly,
“but you’ve got to go through with it like measles. I expect you’ll be all right tomorrow.” “Tonight, I think,” said Gerald. “We’ll help you all we can, and not tell anyone,”
said Kathleen. “Not even the police,” said Jimmy. “Now let’s get Mademoiselle’s tea ready,”
said Gerald. “And ours,” said Jimmy. “No,” said Gerald, “we’ll have our tea out.
We’ll have a picnic and we’ll take Eliza. I’ll go out and get the cakes.” “I sha’n’t
eat no cake, Master Jerry,” said Eliza’s voice, “so don’t you think it. You’d see it going
down inside my chest. It wouldn’t he what I should call nice of me to have cake showing
through me in the open air. Oh, it’s a dreadful judgment just for a borrow!” They reassured her, set the tea, deputed Kathleen
to let in Mademoiselle who came home tired and a little
sad, it seemed waited for her and Gerald and the cakes, and
started off for Yalding Towers.
“Picnic parties aren’t allowed,” said Mabel. “Ours will be,” said Gerald briefly. “Now,
Eliza, you catch on to Kathleen’s arm and I’ll walk behind to conceal your shadow. My
aunt! take your hat off; it makes your shadow look like I don’t know what. People will think
we’re the county lunatic asylum turned loose.” It was then that the hat, becoming visible
in Kathleen’s hand, showed how little of the sprinkled water had gone where it was meant
to go on Eliza’s face. “Me best ‘at,” said Eliza, and there was a
silence with sniffs in it. “Look here,” said Mabel, “you cheer up. Just
you think this is all a dream. It’s just the kind of thing you might dream if your conscience
bad got pains in it about the ring.” “But will I wake up again?” “Oh yes, you’ll wake up again. Now we’re going
to bandage your eyes and take you through a very small door, and don’t you resist, or
we’ll bring a policeman into the dream like a shot.” I have not time to describe Eliza’s entrance
into the cave. She went head first: the girls propelled and the boys received her. If Gerald
had not thought of tying her hands someone would certainly have been scratched. As it
was Mabel’s hand was scraped between the cold rock and a passionate boot-heel. Nor will
I tell you all that she said as they led her along the fern-bordered gully and through
the arch into the wonderland of Italian scenery. She had but little language left when they
removed her bandage under a weeping willow where a statue of Diana, bow in hand, stood
poised on one toe a most unsuitable attitude for archery, I have always thought. “Now,” said Gerald, “it’s all over nothing
but niceness now and cake and things.” “It’s time we did have our tea,” said Jimmy.
And it was. Eliza, once convinced that her chest, though
invisible, was not transparent, and that her companions could not by looking through it
count how many buns she had eaten, made an excellent meal. So did the others. If you
want really to enjoy your tea, have minced veal and potatoes and rice-pudding for dinner,
with several hours of excitement to follow, and take your tea late. The soft, cool green and grey of the garden
were changing the green grew golden, the shadows black, and the lake where the swans were mirrored
upside down, under the Temple of Phoebus, was bathed in rosy light from the little fluffy
clouds that lay opposite the Sunset. “It is pretty,” said Eliza, “just like a picture-postcard,
ain’t it? the tuppenny kind.” “I ought to be getting home,” said Mabel. “I can’t go home like this. I’d stay and be
a savage and live in that white hut if it had any walls and doors,” said Eliza. “She means the Temple of Dionysus,” said Mabel,
pointing to it. The sun set suddenly behind the line of black
fir-trees on the top of the slope, and the white temple, that had been pink, turned grey. “It would be a very nice place to live in
even as it is,” said Kathleen.
“Draughty,” said Eliza, “and law, what a lot of steps to clean! What they make houses for
without no walls to ’em? Who’d live in,” She broke off, stared, and added: “What’s that?” “What?” “That white thing coming down the steps. Why,
it’s a young man in statooary.” “The statues do come alive here, after sunset,”
said Gerald in very matter-of-fact tones. “I see they do.” Eliza did not seem at all
surprised or alarmed. “There’s another of ’em. Look at them little wings to his feet
like pigeons.” “I expect that’s Mercury,” said Gerald. “It’s ‘Hermes’ under the statue that’s got
wings on its feet, said Mabel, “but ”
“1 don’t see any statues,” said Jimmy. “What are you punching me for?” “Don’t you see?” Gerald whispered; but he
need not have been so troubled, for all Eliza’s attention was with her wandering eyes that
followed hither and thither the quick movements of unseen statues. “Don’t you see? The statues
come alive when the sun goes down and you can’t see them unless you’re invisible and I if you do see them you’re not frightened
unless you touch them.” “Let’s get her to touch one and see,” said
Jimmy. “E’s lep into the water,” said Eliza in a
rapt voice. “My, can’t he swim neither! And the one with the pigeons wings is flying all
over the lake having larks with ‘im. I do call that pretty. It’s like cupids as you
see on wedding-cakes. And here’s another of ’em, a little chap with long ears and a baby
deer galloping alongside! An look at the lady with the biby, throwing it up and catching
it like as if it was a ball. I wonder she ain’t afraid. But it’s pretty to see ’em.” The broad park lay stretched before the children
in growing greyness and a stillness that deepened. Amid the thickening shadows they could see
the statues gleam white and motionless. But Eliza saw other things. She watched in silence
presently, and they watched silently, and the evening fell like a veil that grew heavier
and blacker. And it was night. And the moon came up above the trees. “Oh,” cried Eliza suddenly, “here’s the dear
little boy with the deer he’s coming right for me, bless his heart!” Next moment she was screaming, and her screams
grew fainter and there was the sound of swift boots on gravel. “Come on!” cried Gerald; “she touched it,
and then she was frightened, Just like I was. Run! she’ll send everyone in the town mad
if she gets there like that. Just a voice and boots! Run! Run! They ran. But Eliza had the start of them.
Also when she ran on the grass they could not hear her footsteps and had to wait for
the sound of leather on far-away gravel. Also she was driven by fear, and fear drives fast. She went, it seemed, the nearest way, invisibly
through the waxing moonlight, seeing she only knew what amid the glades and groves. “I’ll stop here; see you tomorrow,” gasped
Mabel, as the loud pursuers followed Eliza’s clatter across the terrace. “She’s gone through
the stable yard.” “The back way,” Gerald panted as they turned
the corner of their own street, and he and Jimmy swung in past the water-butt. An unseen but agitated presence seemed to
be fumbling with the locked back-door. The church clock struck the half-hour. “Half-past nine,” Gerald had just breath to
say. “Pull at the ring. Perhaps it’ll come off now.”
He spoke to the bare doorstep. But it was Eliza, dishevelled, breathless, her hair coming
down, her collar crooked, her dress twisted and disordered, who suddenly held out a hand
a hand that they could see; and in the hand, plainly visible in the moonlight, the dark
circle of the magic ring. “Alf a mo!” said Eliza’s gentleman friend
next morning. He was waiting for her when she opened the door with pail and hearthstone
in her hand. “Sorry you couldn’t come out yesterday.” “So’m I.” Eliza swept the wet flannel along
the top step. “What did you do?” “I ‘ad a bit of a headache,” said the gentleman
friend. “I laid down most of the afternoon. What were you up to?” “Oh, nothing pertickler,” said Eliza. “Then it was all a dream, she said, when he
was gone; “but it’ll be a lesson to me not to meddle with anybody’s old ring again in
a hurry.” “So they didn’t tell ‘er about me behaving
like I did,” said he as he went “sun, I suppose like our Army in India. I hope I ain’t going
to be liable to it, that’s all!” Johnson was the hero of the hour. It was he
who had tracked the burglars, laid his plans, and recovered the lost silver. He had not
thrown the stone public opinion decided that Mabel and her aunt must have been mistaken
in supposing that there was a stone at all. But he did not deny the warning letter. It
was Gerald who went out after breakfast to buy the newspaper, and who read aloud to the
others the two columns of fiction which were the Liddlesby Observer’s report of the facts.
As he read every mouth opened wider and wider, and when he ceased with “this gifted fellow-townsman
with detective instincts which out-rival those of Messrs. Lecoq and Holmes, and whose promotion
is now assured,” there was quite a blank silence. “Well,” said Jimmy, breaking it, “he doesn’t
stick it on neither, does he?” “I feel,” said Kathleen, “as if it was our
fault as if it was us had told all these whoppers; because if it hadn’t been for you they couldn’t
have, Jerry. How could he say all that?” “Well,” said Gerald, trying to be fair, “you
know, after all, the chap had to say something. I’m glad I ” He stopped abruptly. “You’re glad you what?” “No matter,” said he, with an air of putting
away affairs of state. “Now, what are we going to do today? The faithful Mabel approaches;
she will want her ring. And you and Jimmy want it too. Oh, I know. Mademoiselle hasn’t
had any attention paid to her for more days than our hero likes to confess.” “I wish you wouldn’t always call yourself
‘our hero’, said Jimmy; “you aren’t mine, anyhow.” “You’re both of you mine,” said Kathleen hastily. “Good little girl.” Gerald smiled annoyingly.
“Keep baby brother in a good temper till Nursie comes back.” “You’re not going out without us?” Kathleen
asked in haste. “I haste away, ‘Tis market day,” sang Gerald, “And in the market there Buy roses for my fair. If you want to come too, get your boots on,
and look slippy about it.” “I don’t want to come,” said Jimmy, and sniffed. Kathleen turned a despairing look on Gerald. “Oh, James, James,” said Gerald sadly, “how
difficult you make it for me to forget that you’re my little brother! If ever I treat
you like one of the other chaps, and rot you like I should Turner or Moberley or any of
my pals well, this is what comes of it.” “You don’t call them your baby brothers,”
said Jimmy, and truly. “No; and I’ll take precious good care I don’t
call you it again. Come on, my hero and heroine. The devoted Mesrour is your salaaming slave.” The three met Mabel opportunely at the corner
of the square where every Friday the stalls and the awnings and the green umbrellas were
pitched, and poultry, pork, pottery, vegetables, drapery, sweets, toys, tools, mirrors, and
all sorts of other interesting merchandise were spread out on trestle tables, piled on
carts whose horses were stabled and whose shafts were held in place by piled wooden
cases, or laid out, as in the case of crockery and hardware, on the bare flag-stones of the
market-place. The sun was shining with great goodwill, and,
as Mabel remarked, “all Nature looked smiling and gay.” There were a few bunches of flowers
among the vegetables, and the children hesitated, balanced in choice. “Mignonette is sweet,” said Mabel. “Roses are roses,” said Kathleen. “Carnations are tuppence,” said Jimmy; and
Gerald, sniffing among the bunches of tightly-tied tea-roses, agreed that this settled it. So the carnations were bought, a bunch of
yellow ones, like sulphur, a bunch of white ones like clotted cream, and a bunch of red
ones like the cheeks of the doll that Kathleen never played with. They took the carnations
home, and Kathleen’s green hair-ribbon came in beautifully for tying them up, which was
hastily done on the doorstep. Then discreetly Gerald knocked at the door
of the drawing-room, where Mademoiselle seemed to sit all day. “Entrez!” came her voice; and Gerald entered.
She was not reading, as usual, but bent over a sketch-book; on the table was an open colour-box
of un-English appearance, and a box of that slate-coloured liquid so familiar alike to
the greatest artist in watercolours and to the humblest child with a sixpenny paintbox. “With all of our loves,” said Gerald, laying
the flowers down suddenly before her. “But it is that you are a dear child. For
this it must that I embrace you no?” And before Gerald could explain that he was too old,
she kissed him with little quick French pecks on the two cheeks. “Are you painting?” he asked hurriedly, to
hide his annoyance at being treated like a baby. “I achieve a sketch of yesterday,” she answered;
and before he had time to wonder what yesterday would look like in a picture she showed him
a beautiful and exact sketch of Yalding Towers. “Oh, I say ripping!” was the critic’s comment.
“I say, mayn’t the others come and see?” The others came, including Mabel, who stood awkwardly
behind the rest, and looked over Jimmy’s shoulder. “I say, you are clever,” said Gerald respectfully. “To what good to have the talent, when one
must pass one’s life at teaching the infants?” said Mademoiselle. “It must be fairly beastly,” Gerald owned. “You, too, see the design?” Mademoiselle asked
Mabel, adding: “A friend from the town, yes?” “How do you do?” said Mabel politely. “No,
I’m not from the town. I live at Yalding Towers.”
The name seemed to impress Mademoiselle very much. Gerald anxiously hoped in his own mind
that she was not a snob. “Yalding Towers,” she repeated, “but this
is very extraordinary. Is it possible that you are then of the family of Lord Yalding?” “He hasn’t any family,” said Mabel; “he’s
not married.” “I would say are you how you say? cousin sister
niece?” “No,” said Mabel, flushing hotly, “I’m nothing
grand at all. I’m Lord Yalding’s housekeeper’s niece.”
“But you know Lord Yalding, is it not?” “No,” said Mabel, “I’ve never seen him.” “He comes then never to his chateau?” “Not since I’ve lived there. But he’s coming
next week.” “Why lives he not there?” Mademoiselle asked. “Auntie says he’s too poor,” said Mabel, and
proceeded to tell the tale as she had heard it in the housekeeper’s room: how Lord Yalding’s
uncle had left all the money he could leave away from Lord Yalding to Lord Yalding’s second
cousin, and poor Lord Yalding had only just enough to keep the old place in repair, and
to live very quietly indeed somewhere else, but not enough to keep the house open or to
live there; and how he couldn’t sell the house because it was “in tale . “What is it then in tail?” asked Mademoiselle. “In a tale that the lawyers write out,” said
Mabel, proud of her knowledge and flattered by the deep interest of the French governess;
“and when once they’ve put your house in one of their tales you can’t sell it or give it
away, but you have to leave it to your son, even if you don’t want to.” “But how his uncle could he be so cruel to
leave him the chateau and no money?” Mademoiselle asked; and Kathleen and Jimmy stood amazed
at the sudden keenness of her interest in what seemed to them the dullest story. “Oh, I can tell you that too,” said Mabel.
“Lord Yalding wanted to marry a lady his uncle didn’t want him to, a barmaid or a ballet
lady or something, and he wouldn’t give her up, and his uncle said, ‘Well then,’ and left
everything to the cousin.” “And you say he is not married.” “No the lady went into a convent; I expect
she’s bricked-up alive by now.” “Bricked ?” “In a wall, you know,: said Mabel, pointing
explainingly at the pink and gilt roses of the wall-paper, “shut up to kill them. That’s
what they do to you in convents.” “Not at all,” said Mademoiselle; “in convents
are very kind good women; there is but one thing in convents that is detestable the locks
on the doors. Sometimes people cannot get out, especially when they are very young and
their relations have placed them there for their welfare and happiness. But brick how
you say it? enwalling ladies to kill them. No it does itself never. And this lord he
did not then seek his lady?” “Oh, yes he sought her right enough,” Mabel
assured her; “but there are millions of convents, you know, and he had no idea where to look,
and they sent back his letters from the post-office, and ” “Ciel!” cried Mademoiselle, “but it seems
that one knows all in the housekeeper’s saloon.” “Pretty well all,” said Mabel simply. “And you think he will find her? No?” “Oh, he’ll find her all right,” said Mabel,
“when he’s old and broken down, you know and dying; and then a gentle Sister of Charity
will soothe his pillow, and just when he’s dying she’ll reveal herself and say: ‘My own
lost love!’ and his face will light up with a wonderful joy and he’ll expire with her
beloved name on his parched lips.” Mademoiselle’s was the silence of sheer astonishment.
“You do the prophecy, it appears?” she said at last. “Oh no,” said Mabel; “I got that
out of a book. I can tell you lots more fatal love-stories any time you like.” The French governess gave a little jump, as
though she had suddenly remembered something. “It is nearly dinner-time,” she said. “Your
friend Mabelle, yes will be your convivial, and in her honour we will make a little feast.
My beautiful flowers put them to the water, Kathleen. I run to buy the cakes. Wash the
hands, all, and be ready when I return.” Smiling and nodding to the children, she left
them, and ran up the stairs. “Just as if she was young,” said Kathleen. “She is young,” said Mabel. “Heaps of ladies
have offers of marriage when they re no younger than her. I’ve seen lots of weddings too,
with much older brides. And why didn’t you tell me she was so beautiful?” “Is she?” asked Kathleen. “Of course she is; and what a darling to think
of cakes for me, and calling me a convivial!” “Look here,” said Gerald, “I call this jolly
decent of her. You know, governesses never have more than the meanest pittance, just
enough to sustain life, and here she is spending her little all on us. Supposing we just don’t
go out today, but play with her instead. I expect she’s most awfully bored really.” “Would she really like it?” Kathleen wondered.
“Aunt Emily says grown-ups never really like playing. They do it to please us. “They little know,” Gerald answered, “how
often we do it to please them.” “We’ve got to do that dressing-up with the
Princess clothes anyhow we said we would,” said Kathleen. “Let’s treat her to that.” “Rather near tea-time,” urged Jimmy, “so that
there’ll be a fortunate interruption and the play won’t go on for ever.” “I suppose all the things are safe?” Mabel
asked. “Quite. I told you where I put them. Come
on, Jimmy; let’s help lay the table. We’ll get Eliza to put out the best china.” They went. “It was lucky,” said Gerald, struck by a sudden
thought, “that the burglars didn’t go for the diamonds in the treasure-chamber.” “They couldn’t,” said Mabel almost in a whisper;
“they didn’t know about them. I don’t believe anybody knows about them, except me and you,
and you’re sworn to secrecy. This, you will remember, had been done almost at the beginning.
I know aunt doesn’t know. I just found out the spring by accident. Lord Yalding’s kept
the secret well.” “I wish I’d got a secret like that to keep,”
said Gerald. “If the burglars do know,” said Mabel, “it’ll all come out at the trial. Lawyers
make you tell everything you know at trials, and a lot of lies besides.” “There won’t be any trial,” said Gerald, kicking
the leg of the piano thoughtfully. “No trial?” “It said in the paper,” Gerald went on slowly,
“‘The miscreants must have received warning from a confederate, for the admirable preparations
to arrest them as they returned for their ill-gotten plunder were unavailing. But the
police have a clew.'” “What a pity!” said Mabel. “You needn’t worry they haven’t got any old
clew,” said Gerald, still attentive to the piano leg. “I didn’t mean the clew; I meant the confederate.” “It’s a pity you think he’s a pity, because
he was me,” said Gerald, standing up and leaving the piano leg alone. He looked straight before
him, as the boy on the burning deck may have looked. “I couldn’t help it,” he said. “I know you’ll
think I’m a criminal, but I couldn’t do it. I don’t know how detectives can. I went over
a prison once, with father; and after I’d given the tip to Johnson I remembered that,
and I just couldn’t. I know I’m a beast, and not worthy to be a British citizen.” “I think it was rather nice of you,” said
Mabel kindly. “How did you warn them?” “I just shoved a paper under the man’s door
the one that I knew where he lived to tell him to lie low.” “Oh! do tell me what did you put on it exactly?”
Mabel warmed to this new interest. “It said: ‘The police know all except your names. Be
virtuous and you are safe. But if there’s any more burgling I shall split and you may
rely on that from a friend.’ I know it was wrong, but I couldn’t help it. Don’t tell
the others. They wouldn’t understand why I did it. I don’t understand it myself.” “I do, said Mabel: it’s because you’ve got
a kind and noble heart.” “Kind fiddlestick, my good child!” said Gerald,
suddenly losing the burning boy expression and becoming in a flash entirely himself.
“Cut along and wash your hands; you’re as black as ink.” “So are you,” said Mabel, “and I’m not. It’s
dye with me. Auntie was dyeing a blouse this morning. It told you how in Home Drivel and
she’s as black as ink too, and the blouse is all streaky. Pity the ring won’t make just
parts of you invisible the dirt, for instance.” “Perhaps,” Gerald said unexpectedly, “it won’t
make even all of you invisible again.” “Why not? You haven’t been doing anything
to it have you?” Mabel sharply asked.
“No; but didn’t you notice you were invisible twenty-one hours; I was fourteen hours invisible,
and Eliza only seven that’s seven less each time. And now we’ve come to ” “How frightfully good you are at sums!” said
Mabel, awe-struck. “You see, it’s got seven hours less each time,
and seven from seven is nought; it’s got to be something different this time. And then
afterwards it can’t be minus seven, because I don’t see how unless it made you more visible
thicker, you know.” “Don’t!” said Mabel; “you make my head go
round.” “And there’s another odd thing,” Gerald went
on; “when you’re invisible your relations don’t love you. Look at your aunt, and Cathy
never turning a hair at me going burgling. We haven’t got to the bottom of that ring
yet. Crikey! here’s Mademoiselle with the cakes. Run, bold bandits wash for your lives!” They ran It was not cakes only; it was plums and grapes
and jam tarts and soda-water and raspberry vinegar, and chocolates in pretty boxes and
pure, thick, rich cream in brown jugs, also a big bunch of roses. Mademoiselle was strangely
merry for a governess. She served out the cakes and tarts with a liberal hand, made
wreaths of the flowers for all their heads she was not eating much herself drank the
health of Mabel, as the guest of the day, in the beautiful pink drink that comes from
mixing raspberry vinegar and soda-water, and actually persuaded Jimmy to wear his wreath,
on the ground that the Greek gods as well as the goddesses always wore wreaths at a
feast. There never was such a feast provided by any
French governess since French governesses began. There were jokes and stories and laughter.
Jimmy showed all those tricks with forks and corks and matches and apples which are so
deservedly popular. Mademoiselle told them stories of her own schooldays when she was
“a quite little girl with two tight tresses so”, and when they could not understand the
tresses, called for paper and pencil and drew the loveliest little picture of herself when
she was a child with two short fat pig-tails sticking out from her head like knitting-needles
from a ball of dark worsted. Then she drew pictures of everything they asked for, till
Mabel pulled Gerald’s jacket and whispered: “The acting!” “Draw us the front of a theatre,” said Gerald
tactfully “a French theatre.” “They are the same thing as the English theatres,”
Mademoiselle told him. “Do you like acting the theatre, I mean?” “But yes I love it.” “All right,” said Gerald briefly. “We’ll act
a play for you now this afternoon if you like.” “Eliza will be washing up,” Cathy whispered,
“and she was promised to see it.” “Or this evening,” said Gerald “and please,
Mademoiselle, may Eliza come in and look on?”
“But certainly,” said Mademoiselle; “amuse yourselves well, my children.” “But it’s you,” said Mabel suddenly, “that
we want to amuse. Because we love you very much don’t we, all
of you?” “Yes,” the chorus came unhesitatingly. Though
the others would never have thought of saying such a thing on their own account. Yet, as
Mabel said it, they found to their surprise that it was true. “Tiens!” said Mademoiselle, “you love the
old French governess? Impossible,” and she spoke rather indistinctly.
“You’re not old,” said Mabel; “at least not so very, she added brightly, and you’re as
lovely as a Princess.” “Go then, flatteress!” said Mademoiselle,
laughing; and Mabel went. The others were already half-way up the stairs. Mademoiselle sat in the drawing-room as usual,
and it was a good thing that she was not engaged in serious study, for it seemed that the door
opened and shut almost ceaselessly all throughout the afternoon. Might they have the embroidered
antimacassars and the sofa cushions? Might they have the clothes-line out of the washhouse?
Eliza said they mightn’t, but might they? Might they have the sheepskin hearth-rugs?
Might they have tea in the garden, because they had almost got the stage ready in the
dining-room, and Eliza wanted to set tea? Could Mademoiselle lend them any coloured
clothes scarves or dressing-gowns, or anything bright? Yes, Mademoiselle could, and did silk
things, surprisingly lovely for a governess to have. Had Mademoiselle any rouge? They had always
heard that French ladies No. Mademoiselle hadn’t and to judge by the colour of her face,
Mademoiselle didn’t need it. Did Mademoiselle think the chemist sold rouge or had she any
false hair to spare? At this challenge Mademoiselle’s pale fingers pulled out a dozen hairpins,
and down came the loveliest blue-black hair, hanging to her knees in straight, heavy lines. “No, you terrible infants,” she cried. “I
have not the false hair, nor the rouge. And my teeth you want them also, without doubt?” She showed them in a laugh. “I said you were a Princess,” said Mabel,
“and now I know. You’re Rapunzel. Do always wear your hair like that! May we have the
peacock fans, please, off the mantelpiece, and the things that loop back the curtains,
and all the handkerchiefs you’ve got?” Mademoiselle denied them nothing. They had
the fans and the handkerchiefs and some large sheets of expensive drawing-paper out of the
school cupboard, and Mademoiselle’s best sable paint-brush and her paint-box. “Who would have thought,” murmured Gerald,
pensively sucking the brush and gazing at the paper mask he had just painted, “that
she was such a brick in disguise? I wonder why crimson lake always tastes just like Liebig’s
Extract.” Everything was pleasant that day somehow.
There are some days like that, you know, when everything goes well from the very beginning;
all the things you want are in their places, nobody misunderstands you, and all that you
do turns out admirably. How different from those other days which we all know too well,
when your shoe-lace breaks, your comb is mislaid, your brush spins on its back on the floor
and lands under the bed where you can’t get at it you drop the soap, your buttons come
off, an eyelash gets into your eye, you have used your last clean handkerchief, your collar
is frayed at the edge and cuts your neck, and at the very last moment your suspender
breaks, and there is no string. On such a day as this you are naturally late for breakfast,
and everyone thinks you did it on purpose. And the day goes on and on, getting worse
and worse you mislay your exercise-book, you drop your arithmetic in the mud, your pencil
breaks, and when you open your knife to sharpen the pencil you split your nail. On such a
day you jam your thumb in doors, and muddle the messages you are sent on by grown-ups.
You upset your tea, and your bread-and-butter won’t hold together for a moment. And when
at last you get to bed usually in disgrace it is no comfort at all to you to know that
not a single bit of it is your own fault. This day was not one of those days, as you
will have noticed. Even the tea in the garden there was a bricked bit by a rockery that
made a steady floor for the tea-table was most delightful, though the thoughts of four
out of the five were busy with the coming play, and the fifth had thoughts of her own
that had had nothing to do with tea or acting. Then there was an interval of slamming doors,
interesting silences, feet that flew up and down stairs. It was still good daylight when the dinner-bell
rang the signal had been agreed upon at tea-time, and carefully explained to Eliza. Mademoiselle
laid down her book and passed out of the sunset-yellowed hail into the faint yellow gaslight of the
dining-room. The giggling Eliza held the door open before her, and followed her in. The
shutters had been closed streaks of daylight showed above and below them. The green-and-black
tablecloths of the school dining-tables were supported on the clothes-line from the backyard.
The line sagged in a graceful curve, but it answered its purpose of supporting the curtains
which concealed that part of the room which was the stage. Rows of chairs had been placed across the
other end of the room all the chairs in the house, as it seemed and Mademoiselle started
violently when she saw that fully half a dozen of these chairs were occupied. And by the
queerest people, too an old woman with a poke bonnet tied under her chin with a red handkerchief,
a lady in a large straw hat wreathed in flowers and the oddest hands that stuck out over the
chair in front of her, several men with strange, clumsy figures, and all with hats on. “But,” whispered Mademoiselle, through the
chinks of the tablecloths, “you have then invited other friends? You should have asked
me, my children.” Laughter and something like a “hurrah” answered
her from behind the folds of the curtaining tablecloths. “All right, Mademoiselle Rapunzel,” cried
Mabel; “turn the gas up. It’s only part of the entertainment.”
Eliza, still giggling, pushed through the lines of chairs, knocking off the hat of one
of the visitors as she did so, and turned up the three incandescent burners. Mademoiselle looked at the figure seated nearest
to her, stooped to look more closely, half laughed, quite screamed, and sat down suddenly. “Oh!” she cried, “they are not alive!” Eliza, with a much louder scream, had found
out the same thing and announced it differently. “They ain’t got no insides,” said she. The
seven members of the audience seated among the wilderness of chairs had, indeed, no insides
to speak of. Their bodies were bolsters and rolled-up blankets, their spines were broom-handles,
and their arm and leg bones were hockey sticks and umbrellas. Their shoulders were the wooden
crosspieces that Mademoiselle used for keeping her jackets in shape; their hands were gloves
stuffed out with handkerchiefs; and their faces were the paper masks painted in the
afternoon by the untutored brush of Gerald, tied on to the round heads made of the ends
of stuffed bolster-cases. The faces were really rather dreadful. Gerald had done his best,
but even after his best had been done you would hardly have known they were faces, some
of them, if they hadn’t been in the positions which faces usually occupy, between the collar
and the hat. Their eyebrows were furious with lamp-black frowns their eyes the size, and
almost the shape, of five-shilling pieces, and on their lips and cheeks had been spent
much crimson lake and nearly the whole of a half-pan of vermilion. “You have made yourself an auditors, yes?
Bravo!” cried Mademoiselle, recovering herself and beginning to clap. And to the sound of
that clapping the curtain went up or, rather, apart. A voice said, in a breathless, choked
way, “Beauty and the Beast,” and the stage was revealed. It was a real stage too the dining-tables
pushed close together and covered with pink-and-white counterpanes. It was a little unsteady and
creaky to walk on, but very imposing to look at. The scene was simple, but convincing.
A big sheet of cardboard, bent square, with slits cut in it and a candle behind, represented,
quite transparently, the domestic hearth; a round hat-tin of Eliza s, supported on a
stool with a night-light under it, could not have been mistaken, save by wilful malice,
for anything but a copper. A waste-paper basket with two or three school dusters and an overcoat
in it, and a pair of blue pyjamas over the back of a chair, put the finishing touch to
the scene. It did not need the announcement from the wings, “The laundry at Beauty’s home.”
It was so plainly a laundry and nothing else. In the wings: “They look just like a real
audience, don’t they?” whispered Mabel. “Go on, Jimmy don’t forget the Merchant has to
be pompous and use long words.” Jimmy, enlarged by pillows under Gerald’s
best overcoat which had been intentionally bought with a view to his probable growth
during the two years which it was intended to last him, a Turkish towel turban on his
head and an open umbrella over it, opened the first act in a simple and swift soliloquy: “I am the most unlucky merchant that ever
was. I was once the richest merchant in Bagdad, but I lost all my ships, and now I live in
a poor house that is all to bits; you can see how the rain comes through the roof, and
my daughters take in washing. And ,” The pause might have seemed long, but Gerald
rustled in, elegant in Mademoiselle’s pink dressing-gown and the character of the eldest
daughter. “A nice drying day,” he minced. “Pa dear,
put the umbrella the other way up. It’ll save us going out in the rain to fetch water. Come
on, sisters, dear father’s got us a new wash-tub. Here’s luxury!” Round the umbrella, now held the wrong way
up, the three sisters knelt and washed imaginary linen. Kathleen wore a violet skirt of Eliza
s, a blue blouse of her own, and a cap of knotted handkerchiefs. A white nightdress
girt with a white apron and two red carnations in Mabel’s black hair left no doubt as to
which of the three was Beauty. The scene went very well. The final dance
with waving towels was all that there is of charming, Mademoiselle said; and Eliza was
so much amused that, as she said, she got quite a nasty stitch along of laughing so
hearty. You know pretty well what Beauty and the Beast
would be like acted by four children who had spent the afternoon in arranging their costumes
and so had left no time for rehearsing what they had to say. Yet it delighted them, and
it charmed their audience. And what more can any play do, even Shakespeare’s? Mabel, in
her Princess clothes, was a resplendent Beauty; and Gerald a Beast who wore the drawing-room
hearthrugs with an air of indescribable distinction. If Jimmy was not a talkative merchant, he
made it up with a stoutness practically unlimited, and Kathleen surprised and delighted even
herself by the quickness with which she changed from one to the other of the minor characters
fairies, servants, and messengers. It was at the end of the second act that Mabel, whose
costume, having reached the height of elegance, could not be bettered and therefore did not
need to be changed, said to Gerald, sweltering under the weighty magnificence of his beast-skin: “I say, you might let us have the ring back.” “I’m going to,” said Gerald, who had quite
forgotten it. “I’ll give it you in the next scene. Only don’t lose it, or go putting it
on. You might go out all together and never be seen again, or you might get seven times
as visible as anyone else, so that all the rest of us would look like shadows beside
you, you’d be so thick, or ,” “Ready!” said Kathleen, bustling in, once
more a wicked sister. Gerald managed to get his hand into his pocket
under his hearthrug, and when he rolled his eyes in agonies of sentiment, and said, “Farewell,
dear Beauty! Return quickly, for if you remain long absent from your faithful beast he will
assuredly perish,” he pressed a ring into her hand and added: “This is a magic ring
that will give you anything you wish. When you desire to return to your own disinterested
beast, put on the ring and utter your wish. Instantly you will be by my side.” Beauty-Mabel took the ring, and it was the
ring. The curtains closed to warm applause from
two pairs of hands. The next scene went splendidly. The sisters
were almost too natural in their disagreeableness, and Beauty’s annoyance when they splashed
her Princess’s dress with real soap and water was considered a miracle of good acting. Even
the merchant rose to something more than mere pillows, and the curtain fell on his pathetic
assurance that in the absence of his dear Beauty he was wasting away to a shadow. And
again two pairs of hands applauded. “Here, Mabel, catch hold,” Gerald appealed
from under the weight of a towel-horse, the tea-urn, the tea-tray, and the green baize
apron of the boot boy, which together with four red geraniums from the landing, the pampas-grass
from the drawing-room fireplace, and the india-rubber plants from the drawing-room window were to
represent the fountains and garden of the last act. The applause had died away. “I wish,” said Mabel, taking on herself the
weight of the tea-urn, “I wish those creatures we made were alive. We should get something
like applause then.” “I’m jolly glad they aren’t, said Gerald,
arranging the baize and the towel-horse. “Brutes! It makes me feel quite silly when I catch
their paper eyes.” The curtains were drawn back. There lay the
hearthrug-coated beast, in flat abandonment among the tropic beauties of the garden, the
pampas-grass shrubbery, the india-rubber plant bushes, the geranium-trees and the urn fountain.
Beauty was ready to make her great entry in all the thrilling splendour of despair. And
then suddenly it all happened. Mademoiselle began it: she applauded the garden
scene with hurried little clappings of her quick French hands. Eliza’s fat red palms
followed heavily, and then someone else was clapping, six or seven people, and their clapping
made a dull padded sound. Nine faces instead of two were turned towards the stage, and
seven out of the nine were painted, pointed paper faces. And every hand and every face
was alive. The applause grew louder as Mabel glided forward, and as she paused and looked
at the audience her unstudied pose of horror and amazement drew forth applause louder still;
but it was not loud enough to drown the shrieks of Mademoiselle and Eliza as they rushed from
the room, knocking chairs over and crushing each other in the doorway. Two distant doors
banged, Mademoiselle’s door and Eliza’s door. “Curtain! curtain! quick!” cried Beauty-Mabel,
in a voice that wasn’t Mabel’s or the Beauty’s. “Jerry those things have come alive. Oh, whatever
shall we do?” Gerald in his hearthrugs leaped to his feet.
Again that flat padded applause marked the swish of cloths on clothes-line as Jimmy and
Kathleen drew the curtains. “What’s up?” they asked as they drew. “You’ve done it this time!” said Gerald to
the pink, perspiring Mabel. “Oh, bother these strings!”
“Can’t you burst them? I’ve done it?” retorted Mabel. “I like that!” “More than I do,” said Gerald. “Oh, it’s all right,” said Mabel. “Come on.
We must go and pull the things to pieces then they can’t go on being alive.” “It’s your fault, anyhow,” said Gerald with
every possible absence of gallantry. “Don’t you see? It’s turned into a wishing ring.
I knew something different was going to happen. Get my knife out of my pocket this string’s
in a knot. Jimmy, Cathy, those Ugly-Wuglies have come alive because Mabel wished it. Cut
out and pull them to pieces.” Jimmy and Cathy peeped through the curtain
and recoiled with white faces and staring eyes. “Not me!” was the brief rejoinder of
Jimmy. Cathy said, “Not much!” And she meant it, anyone could see that. And now, as Gerald, almost free of the hearthrugs,
broke his thumb-nail on the stiffest blade of his knife, a thick rustling and a sharp,
heavy stumping sounded beyond the curtain. “They’re going out!” screamed Kathleen “walking
out on their umbrella and broomstick legs. You can’t stop them, Jerry, they re too awful!” “Everybody in the town’ll be insane by tomorrow
night if we don’t stop them,” cried Gerald. “Here, give me the ring I’ll unwish them.” He caught the ring from the unresisting Mabel,
cried, “I wish the Uglies weren’t alive,” and tore through the door. He saw, in fancy,
Mabel’s wish undone, and the empty hall strewed with limp bolsters, hats, umbrellas, coats
and gloves, prone abject properties from which the brief life had gone out for ever. But
the hall was crowded with live things, strange things all horribly short as broom sticks
and umbrellas are short. A limp hand gesticulated. A pointed white face with red cheeks looked
up at him, and wide red lips said something, he could not tell what. The voice reminded
him of the old beggar down by the bridge who had no roof to his mouth. These creatures
had no roofs to their mouths, of course they had no “Aa 00 re o me me oo a oo ho el?” said
the voice again. And it had said it four times before Gerald could collect himself sufficiently
to understand that this horror alive, and most likely quite uncontrollable was saying,
with a dreadful calm, polite persistence: “Can you recommend me to a good hotel?” “Can you recommend me to a good hotel?” The
speaker had no inside to his head. Gerald had the best of reasons for knowing it. The
speaker’s coat had no shoulders inside it only the cross-bar that a jacket is slung
on by careful ladies. The hand raised in interrogation was not a hand at all; it was a glove lumpily
stuffed with pocket-handkerchiefs; and the arm attached to it was only Kathleen’s school
umbrella. Yet the whole thing was alive, and was asking a definite, and for anybody else,
anybody who really was a body, a reasonable question. With a sensation of inward sinking, Gerald
realized that now or never was the time for him to rise to the occasion. And at the thought
he inwardly sank more deeply than before. It seemed impossible to rise in the very smallest
degree. “I beg your pardon” was absolutely the best
he could do; and the painted, pointed paper face turned to him once more, and once more
said: “Aa 00 re o me me oo a oo ho el?” “You want a hotel?” Gerald repeated stupidly,
“a good hotel?” “A oo ho el,” reiterated the painted lips. “I’m awfully sorry,” Gerald went on one can
always be polite, of course, whatever happens, and politeness came natural to him “but all
our hotels shut so early about eight, I think.” “Och em er,” said the Ugly-Wugly. Gerald even
now does not understand how that practical joke hastily wrought of hat, overcoat, paper
face and limp hands could have managed, by just being alive, to become perfectly respectable,
apparently about fifty years old, and obviously well known and respected in his own suburb
the kind of man who travels first class and smokes expensive cigars. Gerald knew this
time, without need of repetition, that the Ugly-Wugly had said: “Knock ’em up.” “You can’t,” Gerald explained; “they re all
stone deaf every single person who keeps a hotel in this town. It’s,” he wildly plunged
“it’s a County Council law. Only deaf people are allowed to keep hotels. It’s because of
the hops in the beer,” he found himself adding; “you know, hops are so good for ear-ache.” “I 0 wy ollo oo,” said the respectable Ugly-Wugly;
and Gerald was not surprised to find that the thing did “not quite follow him.” “It is a little difficult at first,” he said.
The other Ugly-Wuglies were crowding round. The lady in the poke bonnet said Gerald found
he was getting quite clever at understanding the conversation of those who had no roofs
to their mouths: “If not a hotel, a lodging.” “My lodging is on the cold ground,” sang itself
unbidden and unavailing in Gerald’s ear. Yet stay was it unavailing? “I do know a lodging,” he said slowly, “but
,” The tallest of the Ugly-Wuglies pushed forward. He was dressed in the old brown overcoat
and top-hat which always hung on the school hat-stand to discourage possible burglars
by deluding them into the idea that there was a gentleman-of-the-house, and that he
was at home. He had an air at once more sporting and less reserved than that of the first speaker,
and anyone could see that he was not quite a gentleman. “Wa I wo oo oh,” he began, but the lady Ugly-Wugly
in the flower-wreathed hat interrupted him. She spoke more distinctly than the others,
owing, as Gerald found afterwards, to the fact that her mouth had been drawn open, and
the flap cut from the aperture had been folded back so that she really had something like
a roof to her mouth, though it was only a paper one. “What I want to know,” Gerald understood her
to say, “is where are the carriages we ordered?” “I don’t know,” said Gerald, “but I’ll find
out. But we ought to be moving,” he added; “you see, the performance is over, and they
want to shut up the house and put the lights out. Let’s be moving.” “Eh ech e oo-ig,” repeated the respectable
Ugly-Wugly, and stepped towards the front door. “Oo urn oo,” said the flower-wreathed one;
and Gerald assures me that her vermilion lips stretched in a smile. “I shall be delighted,” said Gerald with earnest
courtesy, “to do anything, of course. Things do happen so awkwardly when you least expect
it. I could go with you, and get you a lodging, if you’d only wait a few moments in the in
the yard. It’s quite a superior sort of yard, he went on, as a wave of surprised disdain
passed over their white paper faces not a common yard, you know; the pump,” he added
madly, “has just been painted green all over, and the dustbin is enamelled iron.” The Ugly-Wuglies turned to each other in consultation,
and Gerald gathered that the greenness of the pump and the enamelled character of the
dustbin made, in their opinion, all the difference. “I’m awfully sorry,” he urged eagerly, “to
have to ask you to wait, but you see I’ve got an uncle who’s quite mad, and I have to
give him his gruel at half-past nine. He won’t feed out of any hand but mine.” Gerald did
not mind what he said. The only people one is allowed to tell lies to are the Ugly-Wuglies;
they are all clothes and have no insides, because they are not human beings, but only
a sort of very real visions, and therefore cannot be really deceived, though they may
seem to be. Through the back door that has the blue, yellow,
red, and green glass in it, down the iron steps into the yard, Gerald led the way, and
the Ugly-Wuglies trooped after him. Some of them had boots, but the ones whose feet were
only broomsticks or umbrellas found the open-work iron stairs very awkward. “If you wouldn’t mind,” said Gerald, “just
waiting under the balcony? My uncle is so very mad. If he were to see see any strangers
I mean, even aristocratic ones I couldn’t answer for the consequences.” “Perhaps, said the flower-hatted lady nervously,
“it would be better for us to try and find a lodging ourselves?” “I wouldn’t advise you to,” said Gerald as
grimly as he knew how; “the police here arrest all strangers. It’s the new law the Liberals
have just made,” he added convincingly, “and you’d get the sort of lodging you wouldn’t
care for I couldn’t bear to think of you in a prison dungeon,” he added tenderly. “I ah wi oo er papers,” said the respectable
Ugly-Wugly, and added something that sounded like “disgraceful state of things.” However, they ranged themselves under the
iron balcony. Gerald gave one last look at them and wondered, in his secret heart, why
he was not frightened, though in his outside mind he was congratulating himself on his
bravery. For the things did look rather horrid. In that light it was hard to believe that
they were really only clothes and pillows and sticks with no insides. As he went up
the steps he heard them talking among themselves in that strange language of theirs, all oo’s
and ah’s; and he thought he distinguished the voice of the respectable Ugly-Wugly saying,
“Most gentlemanly lad,” and the wreathed-hatted lady answering warmly: “Yes, indeed.” The coloured-glass door closed behind him.
Behind him was the yard, peopled by seven impossible creatures. Before him lay the silent
house, peopled, as he knew very well, by five human beings as frightened as human beings
could be. You think, perhaps, that Ugly-Wuglies are nothing to be frightened of. That’s only
because you have never seen one come alive. You must make one any old suit of your father
s, and a hat that he isn’t wearing, a bolster or two, a painted paper face, a few sticks
and a pair of boots will do the trick; get your father to lend you a wishing ring, give
it back to him when it has done its work, and see how you feel then. Of course the reason why Gerald was not afraid
was that he had the ring; and, as you have seen, the wearer of that is not frightened
by anything unless he touches that thing. But Gerald knew well enough how the others
must be feeling. That was why he stopped for a moment in the hall to try and imagine what
would have been most soothing to him if he had been as terrified as he knew they were. “Cathy! I say! What ho, Jimmy! Mabel ahoy!”
he cried in a loud, cheerful voice that sounded very unreal to himself. The dining-room door opened a cautious inch. “I say such larks!” Gerald went on, shoving
gently at the door with his shoulder. “Look out! what are you keeping the door shut for?” “Are you alone?” asked Kathleen in hushed,
breathless tones. “Yes, of course. Don’t be a duffer!” The door opened, revealing three scared faces
and the disarranged chairs where that odd audience had sat. “Where are they? Have you unwished them? We
heard them talking. Horrible!” “They’re in the yard,” said Gerald with the
best imitation of joyous excitement that he could manage. “It is such fun! They’re just
like real people, quite kind and jolly. It’s the most ripping lark. Don’t let on to Mademoiselle
and Eliza. I’ll square them. Then Kathleen and Jimmy must go to bed, and I’ll see Mabel
home, and as soon as we get outside I must find some sort of lodging for the Ugly-Wuglies
they are such fun though. I do wish you could all go with me.” “Fun?” echoed Kathleen dismally and doubting. “Perfectly killing,” Gerald asserted resolutely.
“Now, you just listen to what I say to Mademoiselle and Eliza, and back me up for all you’re worth. “But,” said Mabel, “you can’t mean that you’re
going to leave me alone directly we get out, and go off with those horrible creatures.
They look like fiends.” “You wait till you’ve seen them close,” Gerald
advised. “Why, they re just ordinary the first thing one of them did was to ask me to recommend
it to a good hotel! I couldn’t understand it at first, because it has no roof to its
mouth, of course.” It was a mistake to say that, Gerald knew
it at once. Mabel and Kathleen were holding hands in a
way that plainly showed how a few moments ago they had been clinging to each other in
an agony of terror. Now they clung again. And Jimmy, who was sitting on the edge of
what had been the stage, kicking his boots against the pink counterpane, shuddered visibly. “It doesn’t matter,” Gerald explained “about
the roofs, I mean; you soon get to understand. I heard them say I was a gentlemanly lad as
I was coming away. They wouldn’t have cared to notice a little thing like that if they’d
been fiends, you know.” “It doesn’t matter how gentlemanly they think
you; if you don’t see me home you aren’t, that’s all. Are you going to?” Mabel demanded. “Of course I am. We shall have no end of a
lark. Now for Mademoiselle.”
He had put on his coat as he spoke and now ran up the stairs. The others, herding in
the hall, could hear his light-hearted there s-nothing-unusual-the-matter-whatever-did-you-bolt-like-that-for
knock at Mademoiselle’s door, the reassuring “It’s only me Gerald, you know,” the pause,
the opening of the door, and the low-voiced parley that followed; then Mademoiselle and
Gerald at Eliza’s door, voices of reassurance; Eliza’s terror, bluntly voluble, tactfully
soothed. “Wonder what lies he’s telling them,” Jimmy
grumbled. “Oh! not lies,” said Mabel; “he’s only telling
them as much of the truth as it’s good for them to know.” “If you’d been a man,” said Jimmy witheringly,
“you’d have been a beastly Jesuit, and hid up chimneys.” “If I were only just a boy,” Mabel retorted,
“I shouldn’t be scared out of my life by a pack of old coats.” “I’m so sorry you were frightened,” Gerald’s
honeyed tones floated down the staircase; “we didn’t think about you being frightened.
And it was a good trick, wasn’t it?” “There!” whispered Jimmy, “he’s been telling
her it was a trick of ours.” “Well, so it was,” said Mabel stoutly. “It was indeed a wonderful trick,” said Mademoiselle;
“and how did you move the mannikins?” “Oh, we’ve often done it with strings, you
know,” Gerald explained. “That’s true, too,” Kathleen whispered. “Let us see you do once again this trick so
remarkable,” said Mademoiselle, arriving at the bottom-stair
mat. “Oh, I’ve cleared them all out,” said Gerald.
(“So he has, from Kathleen aside to Jimmy.) “We were so sorry you were startled; we thought
you wouldn’t like to see them again.” “Then,” said Mademoiselle brightly, as she
peeped into the untidy dining-room and saw that the figures had indeed vanished, “if
we supped and discoursed of your beautiful piece of theatre?” Gerald explained fully how much his brother
and sister would enjoy this. As for him Mademoiselle would see that it was his duty to escort Mabel
home, and kind as it was of Mademoiselle to ask her to stay the night, it could not be,
on account of the frenzied and anxious affection of Mabel’s aunt. And it was useless to suggest
that Eliza should see Mabel home, because Eliza was nervous at night unless accompanied
by her gentleman friend. So Mabel was hatted with her own hat and cloaked
with a cloak that was not hers; and she and Gerald went out by the front door, amid kind
last words and appointments for the morrow. The moment that front door was shut Gerald
caught Mabel by the arm and led her briskly to the corner of the side street which led
to the yard. Just round the corner he stopped. “Now,” he said, “what I want to know is are
you an idiot or aren’t you?” “Idiot yourself!” said Mabel, but mechanically,
for she saw that he was in earnest. “Because I’m not frightened of the Ugly-Wuglies.
They’re as harmless as tame rabbits. But an idiot might be frightened, and give the whole
show away. If you’re an idiot, say so, and I’ll go back and tell them you’re afraid to
walk home, and that I’ll go and let your aunt know you’re stopping.” “I’m not an idiot,” said Mabel; “and,” she
added, glaring round her with the wild gaze of the truly terror-stricken, “I’m not afraid
of anything.” “I’m going to let you share my difficulties
and dangers,” said Gerald; “at least, I’m inclined to let you. I wouldn’t do as much
for my own brother, I can tell you. And if you queer my pitch I’ll never speak to you
again or let the others either.” “You’re a beast, that’s what you are! I don’t
need to be threatened to make me brave. I am.” “Mabel,” said Gerald, in low, thrilling tones,
for he saw that the time had come to sound another note, “I know you’re brave. I believe
in you, That’s why I’ve arranged it like this. I’m certain you’ve got the heart of a lion
under that black-and-white exterior. Can I trust you? To the death?” Mabel felt that to say anything but “Yes”
was to throw away a priceless reputation for courage. So “Yes” was what she said. “Then wait here. You’re close to the lamp.
And when you see me coming with them remember they re as harmless as serpents I mean doves.
Talk to them just like you would to anyone else. See?” He turned to leave her, but stopped at her
natural question: “What hotel did you say you were going to
take them to?” “Oh, Jimminy!” the harassed Gerald caught
at his hair with both hands. “There! you see, Mabel, you’re a help already.” he had, even
at that moment, some tact left. “I clean forgot! I meant to ask you isn’t there any lodge or
anything in the Castle grounds where I could put them for the night? The charm will break,
you know, some time, like being invisible did, and they’ll just be a pack of coats and
things that we can easily carry home any day. Is there a lodge or anything?” “There’s a secret passage,” Mabel began but
at the moment the yard-door opened and an Ugly-Wugly put out its head and looked anxiously
down the street. “Righto!” Gerald ran to meet it. It was all
Mabel could do not to run in an opposite direction with an opposite motive. It was all she could
do, but she did it, and was proud of herself as long as ever she remembered that night. And now, with all the silent precaution necessitated
by the near presence of an extremely insane uncle, the Ugly-Wuglies, a grisly band, trooped
out of the yard door. “Walk on your toes, dear,” the bonneted Ugly-Wugly
whispered to the one with a wreath; and even at that thrilling crisis Gerald wondered how
she could, since the toes of one foot were but the end of a golf club and of the other
the end of a hockey-stick. Mabel felt that there was no shame in retreating
to the lamp-post at the street corner, but, once there, she made herself halt and no one
but Mabel will ever know how much making that took. Think of it to stand there, firm and
quiet, and wait for those hollow, unbelievable things to come up to her, clattering on the
pavement with their stumpy feet or borne along noiselessly, as in the case of the flower-hatted
lady, by a skirt that touched the ground, and had, Mabel knew very well, nothing at
all inside it. She stood very still; the insides of her hands
grew cold and damp, but still she stood, saying over and over again: “They re not true they
can’t be true. It’s only a dream they aren’t really true. They can’t be.” And then Gerald
was there, and all the Ugly-Wuglies crowding round, and Gerald saying: “This is one of
our friends Mabel the Princess in the play, you know. Be a man!” he added in a whisper
for her ear alone. Mabel, all her nerves stretched tight as banjo
strings, had an awful instant of not knowing whether she would be able to be a man or whether
she would be merely a shrieking and running little mad girl. For the respectable Ugly-Wugly
shook her limply by the hand. (“He can’t be true,” she told herself), and
the rose-wreathed one took her arm with a soft-padded glove at the end of an umbrella
arm, and said: “You dear, clever little thing! Do walk with me!” in a gushing, girlish way,
and in speech almost wholly lacking in consonants. Then they all walked up the High Street as
if, as Gerald said, they were anybody else. It was a strange procession, but Liddlesby
goes early to bed, and the Liddlesby police, in common with those of most other places,
wear boots that one can hear a mile off. If such boots had been heard, Gerald would have
had time to turn back and head them off. He felt now that he could not resist a flush
of pride in Mabel’s courage as he heard her polite rejoinders to the still more polite
remarks of the amiable Ugly-Wuglies. He did not know how near she was to the scream that
would throw away the whole thing and bring the police and the residents out to the ruin
of everybody. They met no one, except one man, who murmured,
“Guy Fawkes, swelp me!” and crossed the road hurriedly; and when, next day, he told what
he had seen, his wife disbelieved him, and also said it was a judgement on him, which
was unreasonable. Mabel felt as though she were taking part
in a very completely arranged nightmare, but Gerald was in it too Gerald, who had asked
if she was an idiot. Well, she wasn’t. But she soon would be, she felt. Yet she went
on answering the courteous vowel-talk of these impossible people. She had often heard her
aunt speak of impossible people. Well, now she knew what they were like. Summer twilight had melted into summer moonlight.
The shadows of the Ugly-Wuglies on the white road were much more horrible than their more
solid selves. Mabel wished it had been a dark night, and then corrected the wish with a
hasty shudder. Gerald, submitting to a searching interrogatory
from the tall-hatted Ugly-Wugly as to his schools, his sports, pastimes, and ambitions,
wondered how long the spell would last. The ring seemed to work in sevens. Would these
things have seven hours’life or fourteen or twenty-one?”His mind lost itself in the intricacies
of the seven-times table (a teaser at the best of times) and only found itself with
a shock when the procession found itself at the gates of the Castle grounds. Locked of course. “You see,” he explained, as the Ugly-Wuglies
vainly shook the iron gates with incredible hands; “it’s so very late. There is another
way. But you have to climb through a hole.” “The ladies,” the respectable Ugly-Wugly began
objecting; but the ladies with one voice affirmed that they loved adventures. “So frightfully
thrilling,” added the one who wore roses. So they went round by the road, and coming
to the hole it was a little difficult to find in the moonlight, which always disguises the
most familiar things Gerald went first with the bicycle lantern which he had snatched
as his pilgrims came out of the yard; the shrinking Mabel followed, and then the Ugly-Wuglies,
with hollow rattlings of their wooden limbs against the stone, crept through, and with
strange vowel-sounds of general amazement, manly courage, and feminine nervousness, followed
the light along the passage through the fern-hung cutting and under the arch. When they emerged on the moonlit enchantment
of the Italian garden a quite intelligible “Oh!” of surprised admiration broke from more
than one painted paper lip; and the respectable Ugly-Wugly was understood to say that it must
be quite a show-place by George, sir! yes. Those marble terraces and artfully serpentining
gravel walks surely never had echoed to steps so strange. No shadows so wildly unbelievable
had, for all its enchantments, ever fallen on those smooth, grey, dewy lawns. Gerald
was thinking this, or something like it (what he really thought was, “I bet there never
was such ado as this, even here! ), when he saw the statue of Hermes leap from its pedestal
and run towards him and his company with all the lively curiosity of a street boy eager
to be in at a street fight. He saw, too, that he was the only one who perceived that white
advancing presence. And he knew that it was the ring that let him see what by others could
not be seen. He slipped it from his finger. Yes; Hermes was on his pedestal, still as
the snow man you make in the Christmas holidays. He put the ring on again, and there was Hermes,
circling round the group and gazing deep in each unconscious Ugly-Wugly face. “This seems a very superior hotel,” the tall-hatted
Ugly-Wugly was saying; “the grounds are laid out with what you might call taste.” “We should have to go in by the back door,”
said Mabel suddenly. “The front door’s locked at half-past nine.”
A short, stout Ugly-Wugly in a yellow and blue cricket cap, who had hardly spoken, muttered
something about an escapade, and about feeling quite young again. And now they had skirted the marble-edged
pool where the goldfish swam and glimmered, and where the great prehistoric beast had
come down to bathe and drink. The water flashed white diamonds in the moonlight, and Gerald
alone of them all saw that the scaly-plated vast lizard was even now rolling and wallowing
there among the lily pads. They hastened up the steps of the Temple of
Flora. The back of it, where no elegant arch opened to the air, was against one of those
sheer hills, almost cliffs, that diversified the landscape of that garden. Mabel passed
behind the statue of the goddess, fumbled a little, and then Gerald’s lantern, flashing
like a searchlight, showed a very high and very narrow doorway: the stone that was the
door, and that had closed it, revolved slowly under the touch of Mabel’s fingers. “This way,” she said, and panted a little.
The back of her neck felt cold and goose-fleshy. “You lead the way, my lad, with the lantern,”
said the suburban Ugly-Wugly in his bluff, agreeable way.
“I I must stay behind to close the door,” said Gerald. “The Princess can do that. We’ll help her,”
said the wreathed one with effusion; and Gerald thought her horribly officious. He insisted gently that he would be the one
responsible for the safe shutting of that door. “You wouldn’t like me to get into trouble,
I’m sure,” he urged; and the Ugly-Wuglies, for the last time kind and reasonable, agreed
that this, of all things, they would most deplore. “You take it,” Gerald urged, pressing the
bicycle lamp on the elderly Ugly-Wugly; “you’re the natural leader. Go straight ahead. Are
there any steps?” he asked Mabel in a whisper. “Not for ever so long,” she whispered back.
“It goes on for ages, and then twists round.” “Whispering,” said the smallest Ugly-Wugly
suddenly, “ain’t manners.” “He hasn’t any, anyhow,” whispered the lady
Ugly-Wugly; “don’t mind him quite a self-made man,” and squeezed Mabel’s arm with horrible
confidential flabbiness. The respectable Ugly-Wugly leading with the
lamp, the others following trustfully, one and all disappeared into that narrow doorway;
and Gerald and Mabel standing without, hardly daring to breathe lest a breath should retard
the procession, almost sobbed with relief. Prematurely, as it turned out. For suddenly
there was a rush and a scuffle inside the passage, and as they strove to close the door
the Ugly-Wuglies fiercely pressed to open it again. Whether they saw something in the
dark passage that alarmed them, whether they took it into their empty heads that this could
not be the back way to any really respectable hotel, or whether a convincing sudden instinct
warned them that they were being tricked, Mabel and Gerald never knew. But they knew
that the Ugly- Wuglies were no longer friendly and commonplace, that a fierce change had
come over them. Cries of “No, No!” “We won’t go on!” “Make him lead!” broke the dreamy
stillness of the perfect night. There were screams from ladies voices, the hoarse, determined
shouts of strong Ugly- Wuglies roused to resistance, and, worse than all, the steady pushing open
of that narrow stone door that had almost closed upon the ghastly crew. Through the
chink of it they could be seen, a writhing black crowd against the light of the bicycle
lamp; a padded hand reached round the door; stick-boned arms stretched out angrily towards
the world that that door, if it closed, would shut them off from for ever. And the tone
of their consonantless speech was no longer conciliatory and ordinary; it was threatening,
full of the menace of unbearable horrors. The padded hand fell on Gerald’s arm, and
instantly all the terrors that he had, so far, only known in imagination became real
to him, and he saw, in the sort of flash that shows drowning people their past lives, what
it was that he had asked of Mabel, and that she had given. “Push, push for your life!” he cried, and
setting his heel against the pedestal of Flora, pushed manfully. “I can’t any more oh, I can’t!” moaned Mabel,
and tried to use her heel likewise but her legs were too short. “They mustn’t get out, they mustn’t!” Gerald
panted. “You’ll know it when we do,” came from inside
the door in tones which fury and mouth-rooflessness would have made unintelligible to any ears
but those sharpened by the wild fear of that unspeakable moment. “What’s up, there?” cried suddenly a new voice
a voice with all its consonants comforting, clean-cut, and ringing, and abruptly a new
shadow fell on the marble floor of Flora’s temple. “Come and help push!” Gerald’s voice only
just reached the newcomer. “If they get out they’ll kill us all.” A strong, velveteen-covered shoulder pushed
suddenly between the shoulders of Gerald and Mabel; a stout man’s heel sought the aid of
the goddess’s pedestal; the heavy, narrow door yielded slowly, it closed, its spring
clicked, and the furious, surging, threatening mass of Ugly-Wuglies was shut in, and Gerald
and Mabel oh, incredible relief! were shut out. Mabel threw herself on the marble floor,
sobbing slow, heavy sobs of achievement and exhaustion. If I had been there I should have
looked the other way, so as not to see whether Gerald yielded himself to the same abandonment. The newcomer he appeared to be a gamekeeper
Gerald decided later looked down on well, certainly on Mabel, and said: “Come on, don’t be a little duffer.” (He may
have said, “a couple of little duffers .) “Who is it, and what’s it all about?” “I can’t possibly tell you,” Gerald panted. “We shall have to see about that, shan’t we,”
said the newcomer amiably. “Come out into the moonlight and let’s review the situation.” Gerald, even in that topsy-turvy state of
his world, found time to think that a gamekeeper who used such words as that had most likely
a romantic past. But at the same time he saw that such a man would be far less easy to
“square” with an unconvincing tale than Eliza, or Johnson, or even Mademoiselle. In fact,
he seemed, with the only tale that they had to tell, practically unsquarable. Gerald got up if he was not up already, or
still up and pulled at the limp and now hot hand of the sobbing Mabel; and as he did so
the unsquarable one took his hand, and thus led both children out from under the shadow
of Flora’s dome into the bright white moonlight that carpeted Flora’s steps. Here he sat down,
a child on each side of him, drew a hand of each through his velveteen arm, pressed them
to his velveteen sides in a friendly, reassuring way, and said: “Now then! Go ahead!” Mabel merely sobbed. We must excuse her. She
had been very brave, and I have no doubt that all heroines, from Joan of Arc to Grace Darling,
have had their sobbing moments. But Gerald said: “It’s no use. If I made up
a story you’d see through it.” “That’s a compliment to thy discernment, anyhow,”
said the stranger. “What price telling me the truth?” “If we told you the truth,” said Gerald, “you
wouldn’t believe it.” “Try me,” said the velveteen one. He was clean-shaven,
and had large eyes that sparkled when the moonlight touched them. “I can’t,” said Gerald, and it was plain that
he spoke the truth. “You’d either think we were mad, and get us shut up, or else Oh,
it’s no good. Thank you for helping us, and do let us go home.” “I wonder,” said the stranger musingly, “whether
you have any imagination.” “Considering that we invented them ” Gerald
hotly began, and stopped with late prudence. “If by ‘them’ you mean the people whom I helped
you to imprison in yonder tomb,” said the Stranger, loosing Mabel’s hand to put his
arm round her, “remember that I saw and heard them. And with all respect to your imagination,
I doubt whether any invention of yours would be quite so convincing.” Gerald put his elbows on his knees and his
chin in his hands. “Collect yourself,” said the one in velveteen;
“and while you are collecting, let me just put the thing from my point of view. I think
you hardly realize my position. I come down from London to take care of a big estate.” “I thought you were a gamekeeper,” put in
Gerald. Mabel put her head on the stranger’s shoulder.
“Hero in disguise, then, I know,” she sniffed. “Not at all,” said he; “bailiff would be nearer
the mark. On the very first evening I go out to take the moonlit air, and approaching a
white building, hear sounds of an agitated scuffle, accompanied by frenzied appeals for
assistance. Carried away by the enthusiasm of the moment, I do assist and shut up goodness
knows who behind a stone door. Now, is it unreasonable that I should ask who it is that
I’ve shut up helped to shut up, I mean, and who it is that I’ve assisted?” “It’s reasonable enough,” Gerald admitted. “Well then,” said the stranger. “Well then,” said Gerald, “the fact is No,”
he added after a pause, “the fact is, I simply can’t tell you.” “Then I must ask the other side,” said Velveteens.
“Let me go I’ll undo that door and find out for myself.” “Tell him,” said Mabel, speaking for the first
time. “Never mind if he believes or not. We can’t have them let out.” “Very well,” said Gerald, “I’ll tell him.
Now look here, Mr. Bailiff, will you promise us on an English gentleman’s word of honour
because, of course, I can see you’re that, bailiff or not will you promise that you won’t
tell any one what we tell you and that you won’t have us put in a lunatic asylum, however
mad we sound?” “Yes,” said the stranger, “I think I can promise
that. But if you’ve been having a sham fight or anything and shoved the other side into
that hole, don’t you think you’d better let them out? They’ll be most awfully frightened,
you know. After all, I suppose they are only children.” “Wait till you hear,” Gerald answered. “They’re
not children not much! Shall I just tell about them or begin at the beginning?” “The beginning, of course,” said the stranger. Mabel lifted her head from his velveteen shoulder
and said, “Let me begin, then. I found a ring, and I said it would make me invisible. I said
it in play. And it did. I was invisible twenty-one hours. Never mind where I got the ring. Now,
Gerald, you go on.” Gerald went on; for quite a long time he went
on, for the story was a splendid one to tell. “And so,” he ended, “we got them in there;
and when seven hours are over, or fourteen, or twenty-one, or something with a seven in
it, they’ll just be old coats again. They came alive at half-past nine. I think they’ll
stop being it in seven hours that’s half-past four. Now will you let us go home?””I’ll see
you home,” said the stranger in a quite new tone of exasperating gentleness. “Come let’s
be going.” “You don’t believe us,” said Gerald. “Of course
you don t. Nobody could. But I could make you believe if I chose.” All three stood up, and the stranger stared
in Gerald’s eyes till Gerald answered his thought.
“No, I don’t look mad, do I?” “No, you aren’t. But, come, you’re an extraordinarily
sensible boy; don’t you think you may be sickening for a fever or something?” “And Cathy and Jimmy and Mademoiselle and
Eliza, and the man who said ‘Guy Fawkes, swelp me!’ and you, you saw them move you heard
them call out. Are you sickening for anything?” “No or at least not for anything but information.
Come, and I’ll see you home.” “Mabel lives at the Towers,” said Gerald,
as the stranger turned into the broad drive that leads to the big gate. “No relation to Lord Yalding,” said Mabel
hastily ” housekeeper’s niece.” She was holding on to his hand all the way. At the servants
entrance she put up her face to be kissed, and went in. “Poor little thing!” said the bailiff, as
they went down the drive towards the gate. He went with Gerald to the door of the school. “Look here,” said Gerald at parting. “I know
what you’re going to do. You’re going to try to undo that door.” “Discerning!” said the stranger. “Well don’t. Or, anyway, wait till daylight
and let us be there. We can get there by ten.” “All right I’ll meet you there by ten,” answered
the stranger. “By George! you’re the rummest kids I ever met.”
“We are rum,” Gerald owned, “but so would you be if Good-night.” As the four children went over the smooth
lawn towards Flora’s Temple they talked, as they had talked all the morning, about the
adventures of last night and of Mabel’s bravery. It was not ten, but half-past twelve; for
Eliza, backed by Mademoiselle, had insisted on their “clearing up,” and clearing up very
thoroughly, the “litter” of last night. “You’re a Victoria Cross heroine, dear,” said
Cathy warmly. “You ought to have a statue put up to you.” “It would come alive if you put it here,”
said Gerald grimly. “I shouldn’t have been afraid,” said Jimmy. “By daylight,” Gerald assured him, “everything
looks so jolly different.” “I do hope he’ll be there,” Mabel said; “he
was such a dear, Cathy a perfect bailiff, with the soul of a gentleman.” “He isn’t there, though,” said Jimmy. “I believe
you just dreamed him, like you did the statues coming alive.” They went up the marble steps in the sunshine,
and it was difficult to believe that this was the place where only in last night’s moonlight
fear had laid such cold hands on the hearts of Mabel and Gerald. “Shall we open the door,” suggested Kathleen,
“and begin to carry home the coats?” “Let’s listen first,” said Gerald; “perhaps
they aren’t only coats yet.” They laid ears to the hinges of the stone
door, behind which last night the Ugly-Wuglies had shrieked and threatened. All was still
as the sweet morning itself. It was as they turned away that they saw the man they had
come to meet. He was on the other side of Flora’s pedestal. But he was not standing
up. He lay there, quite still, on his back, his arms flung wide. “Oh, look!” cried Cathy, and pointed. His
face was a queer greenish colour, and on his forehead there was a cut; its edges were blue,
and a little blood had trickled from it on to the white of the marble. At the same time Mabel pointed too but she
did not cry out as Cathy had done. And what she pointed at was a big glossy-leaved rhododendron
bush, from which a painted pointed paper face peered out very white, very red, in the sunlight
and, as the children gazed, shrank back into the cover of the shining leaves. It
was but too plain. The unfortunate bailiff must have opened the door before the spell
had faded, while yet the Ugly Wuglies were something more than mere coats and hats and
sticks. They had rushed out upon him, and had done this. He lay there insensible was
it a golf-club or a hockey-stick that had made that horrible cut on his forehead? Gerald
wondered. The girls had rushed to the sufferer; already his head was in Mabel’s lap. Kathleen
had tried to get it on to hers, but Mabel was too quick for her. Jimmy and Gerald both knew what was the first
thing needed by the unconscious, even before Mabel impatiently said: “Water! water!” “What in?” Jimmy asked, looking doubtfully
at his hands, and then down the green slope to the marble-bordered pool where the water-lilies
were. “Your hat anything,” said Mabel. The two boys turned away. “Suppose they come after us,” said Jimmy. “What come after us?” Gerald snapped rather
than asked. “The Ugly-Wuglies,” Jimmy whispered.. “Who’s afraid?” Gerald inquired. But he looked to right and left very carefully,
and chose the way that did not lead near the bushes. He scooped water up in his straw hat
and returned to Flora’s Temple, carrying it carefully in both hands. When he saw how quickly
it ran through the straw he pulled his handkerchief from his breast pocket with his teeth and
dropped it into the hat. It was with this that the girls wiped the blood from the bailiff’s
brow. “We ought to have smelling salts,” said Kathleen,
half in tears. “I know we ought.” “They would be good,” Mabel owned. “Hasn’t your aunt any?” “Yes, but ” “Don’t be a coward,” said Gerald; “think of
last night. They wouldn’t hurt you. He must have insulted them or something. Look here,
you run. We’ll see that nothing runs after you.” There was no choice but to relinquish the
head of the interesting invalid to Kathleen; so Mabel did it, cast one glaring glance round
the rhododendron bordered slope, and fled towards the castle. The other three bent over the still unconscious
bailiff. “He’s not dead, is he?” asked Jimmy anxiously. “No,” Kathleen reassured him, “his heart’s
heating. Mabel and I felt it in his wrist, where doctors do. How frightfully good-looking
he is!” “Not so dusty,” Gerald admitted. “I never know what you mean by good-looking,”
said Jimmy, and suddenly a shadow fell on the marble beside them and a fourth voice
spoke not Mabel s; her hurrying figure, though still in sight, was far away. The children looked up into the face of the
eldest of the Ugly-Wuglies, the respectable one. Jimmy and
Kathleen screamed. I am sorry, but they did.
“Hush!” said Gerald savagely: he was still wearing the ring. “Hold your tongues! I’ll
get him away,” he added in a whisper. “Very sad affair this,” said the respectable
Ugly-Wugly. He spoke with a curious accent; there was something odd about his r’s, and
his m’s and n’s were those of a person labouring under an almost intolerable cold in the head.
But it was not the dreadful “oo” and “ah” voice of the night before. Kathleen and Jimmy
stooped over the bailiff. Even that prostrate form, being human, seemed some little protection.
But Gerald, strong in the fearlessness that the ring gave to its wearer, looked full into
the face of the Ugly-Wugly and started. For though the face was almost the same as the
face he had himself painted on the school drawing-paper, it was not the same. For it
was no longer paper. It was a real face, and the hands, lean and almost transparent as
they were, were real hands. As it moved a little to get a better view of the bailiff
it was plain that it had legs, arms live legs and arms, and a self-supporting backbone.
It was alive indeed with a vengeance. “How did it happen?” Gerald asked, with an
effort of calmness a successful effort. “Most regrettable,” said the Ugly-Wugly. “The
others must have missed the way last night in the passage. They never found the hotel.” “Did you?” asked Gerald blankly. “Of course,” said the Ugly-Wugly. “Most respectable,
exactly as you said. Then when I came away I didn’t come the front way because I wanted
to revisit this sylvan scene by daylight, and the hotel people didn’t seem to know how
to direct me to it I found the others all at this door, very angry. They’d been here
all night, trying to get out. Then the door opened this gentleman must have opened it
and before I could protect him, that underbred man in the high hat you remember ,” Gerald remembered. “Hit him on the head, and he fell where you
see him. The others dispersed, and I myself was just going for assistance when I saw you.” Here Jimmy was discovered to be in tears and
Kathleen white as any drawing-paper. “What’s the matter, my little man?” said the
respectable Ugly-Wugly kindly. Jimmy passed instantly
from tears to yells. “Here, take the ring!” said Gerald in a furious
whisper, and thrust it on to Jimmy’s hot, damp, resisting finger. Jimmy’s voice stopped
short in the middle of a howl. And Gerald in a cold flash realized what it was that
Mabel had gone through the night before. But it was daylight, and Gerald was not a coward. “We must find the others,” he said. “I imagine,” said the elderly Ugly-Wugly,
“that they have gone to bathe. Their clothes are in the wood.” He pointed stiffly. “You two go and see,” said Gerald. “I’ll go
on dabbing this chap’s head.” In the wood Jimmy, now fearless as any lion,
discovered four heaps of clothing, with broomsticks, hockeysticks, and masks complete all that
had gone to make up the gentlemen Ugly-Wuglies of the night before. On a stone seat well
in the sun sat the two lady Ugly-Wuglies, and Kathleen approached them gingerly. Valour
is easier in the sunshine than at night, as we all know. When she and Jimmy came close
to the bench, they saw that the Ugly-Wuglies were only Ugly-Wuglies such as they had often
made. There was no life in them. Jimmy shook them to pieces, and a sigh of relief burst
from Kathleen. “The spell’s broken, you see,” she said; “and
that old gentleman, he’s real. He only happens to be like the Ugly-Wugly we made.” “He’s got the coat that hung in the hall on,
anyway,” said Jimmy. “No, it’s only like it. Let’s get back to
the unconscious stranger.” They did, and Gerald begged the elderly Ugly-Wugly
to retire among the bushes with Jimmy; “because, said he, “I think the poor bailiff’s coming
round, and it might upset him to see strangers and Jimmy’ll keep you company. He’s the best
one of us to go with you,” he added hastily. And this, since Jimmy had the ring, was certainly
true. So the two disappeared behind the rhododendrons.
Mabel came back with the salts just as the bailiff opened his eyes. “It’s just like life,” she said; “I might
just as well not have gone. However ,” She knelt down at once and held the bottle under
the sufferer’s nose till he sneezed and feebly pushed her hand away with the faint question:
“What’s up now?” “You’ve hurt your head,” said Gerald. “Lie
still.” “No more smelling-bottle,” he said weakly,
and lay. Quite soon he sat up and looked round him.
There was an anxious silence. Here was a grown-up who knew last night’s secret, and none of
the children were at all sure what the utmost rigour of the law might be in a case where
people, no matter how young, made Ugly-Wuglies, and brought them to life dangerous, fighting,
angry life. What would he say what would he do?” He said: “What an odd thing! Have I been
insensible long?” “Hours,” said Mabel earnestly. “Not long,” said Kathleen. “We don’t know. We found you like it,” said
Gerald. “I’m all right now,” said the bailiff, and
his eye fell on the blood-stained handkerchief. “I say, I did give my head a bang. And you’ve
been giving me first aid. Thank you most awfully. But it is rum.” “What’s rum?” politeness obliged Gerald to
ask. “Well, I suppose it isn’t really rum I expect
I saw you just before I fainted, or whatever it was but I’ve dreamed the most extraordinary
dream while I’ve been insensible and you were in it.” “Nothing but us?” asked Mabel breathlessly. “Oh, lots of things impossible things but
you were real enough.” Everyone breathed deeply in relief. It was
indeed, as they agreed later, a lucky let-off. “Are you sure you’re all right?” they all
asked, as he got on his feet. “Perfectly, thank you.” He glanced behind
Flora’s statue as he spoke. “Do you know, I dreamed there was a door there, but of course
there isn’t. I don’t know how to thank you,” he added, looking at them with what the girls
called his beautiful, kind eyes; “it’s lucky for me you came along. You come here whenever
you like, you know,” he added. “I give you the freedom of the place.” “You’re the new bailiff, aren’t you?” said
Mabel. “Yes. How did you know?” he asked quickly;
but they did not tell him how they knew. Instead, they found out which way he was going, and
went the other way after warm handshakes and hopes on both sides that they would meet again
soon. “I’ll tell you what,” said Gerald, as they
watched the tall, broad figure of the bailiff grow smaller across the hot green of the grass
slope, “have you got any idea of how we’re going to spend the day? Because I have.” The others hadn’t. “We’ll get rid of that Ugly-Wugly oh, we’ll
find a way right enough and directly we’ve done it we’ll go home and seal up the ring
in an envelope so that its teeth’ll be drawn and it’ll be powerless to have unforeseen
larks with us. Then we’ll get out on the roof, and have a quiet day books and apples. I’m
about fed up with adventures, so I tell you.” The others told him the same thing. “Now, think,” said he “think as you never
thought before how to get rid of that Ugly-Wugly.” Everyone thought, but their brains were tired
with anxiety and distress, and the thoughts they thought were, as Mabel said, not worth
thinking, let alone saying. “I suppose Jimmy’s all right,” said Kathleen
anxiously. “Oh, he’s all right: he’s got the ring,” said
Gerald. “I hope he won’t go wishing anything rotten,”
said Mabel, but Gerald urged her to shut up and let him think.
“I think I think best sitting down,” he said, and sat; “and sometimes you can think best
aloud. The Ugly-Wugly’s real don’t make any mistake about that. And he got made real inside
that passage. If we could get him back there he might get changed again, and then we could
take the coats and things back.” “Isn’t there any other way?” Kathleen asked;
and Mabel, more candid, said bluntly: “I’m not going into that passage, so there!” “Afraid! In broad daylight,” Gerald sneered. “It wouldn’t be broad daylight in there,”
said Mabel, and Kathleen shivered. “If we went to him and suddenly tore his coat
off,” said she “he is only coats he couldn’t go on being real then. “Couldn’t he!” said Gerald. “You don’t know
what he’s like under the coat.” Kathleen shivered again. And all this time
the sun was shining gaily and the white statues and the green trees and the fountains and
terraces looked as cheerfully romantic as a scene in a play. “Anyway,” said Gerald, “we’ll try to get him
back, and shut the door. That’s the most we can hope for. And then apples, and Robinson
Crusoe or the Swiss Family, or any book you like that’s got no magic in it. Now, we’ve
just got to do it. And he’s not horrid now; really he isn’t. He’s real, you see.” “I suppose that makes all the difference,”
said Mabel, and tried to feel that perhaps it did. “And it’s broad daylight just look at the
sun,” Gerald insisted. “Come on!”
He took a hand of each, and they walked resolutely towards the bank of rhododendrons behind which
Jimmy and the Ugly-Wugly had been told to wait, and as they went Gerald said: “He’s
real” “The sun’s shining” “It’ll all be over in a minute.” And he said these things again
and again, so that there should be no mistake about them. As they neared the bushes the shining leaves
rustled, shivered, and parted, and before the girls had time to begin to hang back Jimmy
came blinking out into the sunlight. The boughs closed behind him, and they did not stir or
rustle for the appearance of anyone else. Jimmy was alone. “Where is it?” asked the girls in one breath. “Walking up and down in a fir-walk,” said
Jimmy, “doing sums in a book. He says he’s most frightfully rich, and he’s got to get
up to town to the Stocks or something where they change papers into gold if you’re clever,
he says. I should like to go to the Stocks-change, wouldn’t you?” “I don’t seem to care very much about changes,
said Gerald. “I’ve had enough. Show us where he is we must get rid of him.” “He’s got a motor-car,” Jimmy went on, parting
the warm varnished-looking rhododendron leaves, “and a garden with a tennis-court and a lake
and a carriage and pair, and he goes to Athens for his holiday sometimes, just like other
people go to Margate.” “The best thing,” said Gerald, following through
the bushes, “will be to tell him the shortest way out is through that hotel that he thinks
he found last night. Then we get him into the passage, give him a push, fly back, and
shut the door.” “He’ll starve to death in there,” said Kathleen,
“if he’s really real.” “I expect it doesn’t last long, the ring magics
don’t anyway, it’s the only thing I can think of.” “He’s frightfully rich,” Jimmy went on unheeding
amid the cracking of the bushes; “he’s building a public library for the people where he lives,
and having his portrait painted to put in it. He thinks they’ll like that.” The belt of rhododendrons was passed, and
the children had reached a smooth grass walk bordered by tall pines and firs of strange
different kinds. “He’s just round that corner,” said Jimmy. “He’s simply rolling in money.
He doesn’t know what to do with it. He’s been building a horse-trough and drinking fountain
with a bust of himself on top. Why doesn’t he build a private swimming-bath close to
his bed, so that he can just roll off into it of a morning? I wish I was rich; I’d soon
show him ,” “That’s a sensible wish,” said Gerald. “I
wonder we didn’t think of doing that. Oh, criky!” he added, and with reason. For there,
in the green shadows of the pine-walk, in the woodland silence, broken only by rustling
leaves and the agitated breathing of the three unhappy others, Jimmy got his wish. By quick
but perfectly plain-to-be-seen degrees Jimmy became rich. And the horrible thing was that
though they could see it happening they did not know what was happening, and could not
have stopped it if they had. All they could see was Jimmy, their own Jimmy, whom they
had larked with and quarrelled with and made it up with ever since they could remember,
Jimmy continuously and horribly growing old. The whole thing was over in a few seconds.
Yet in those few seconds they saw him grow to a youth, a young man, a middle-aged man;
and then, with a sort of shivering shock, unspeakably horrible and definite, he seemed
to settle down into an elderly gentleman, handsomely but rather dowdily dressed, who
was looking down at them through spectacles and asking them the nearest way to the railway-station.
If they had not seen the change take place, in all its awful details, they would never
have guessed that this stout, prosperous, elderly gentleman with the high hat, the frock-coat, and the
large red seal dangling from the curve of a portly waistcoat, was their own Jimmy. But,
as they had seen it, they knew the dreadful truth. “Oh, Jimmy, don’t!” cried Mabel desperately. Gerald said: “This is perfectly beastly,”
and Kathleen broke into wild weeping. “Don’t cry, little girl!” said That-which-had-been
Jimmy; “and you, boy, can’t you give a civil answer to a civil question?” “He doesn’t know us!” wailed Kathleen. “Who doesn’t know you?” said That-which-had-been
impatiently. “You y-you don t!” Kathleen sobbed. “I certainly don’t,” returned That-which “but
surely that need not distress you so deeply.” “Oh, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy!” Kathleen sobbed
louder than before. “He doesn’t know us,” Gerald owned, “or look
here, Jimmy, y you aren’t kidding, are you? Because if you are it’s simply abject rot
” “My name is Mr. ,” said That-which-had-been-Jimmy,
and gave the name correctly. By the way, it will perhaps be shorter to call this elderly
stout person who was Jimmy grown rich by some simpler name than I have just used. Let us
call him ‘That’ short for ‘That-which-had-been Jimmy’. “What are we to do?” whispered Mabel, awestruck;
and aloud she said: “Oh, Mr. James, or whatever you call yourself, do give me the ring.” For
on That’s finger the fatal ring showed plain. “Certainly not,” said That firmly. “You appear
to be a very grasping child.” “But what are you going to do?” Gerald asked
in the flat tones of complete hopelessness. “Your interest is very flattering,” said That.
“Will you tell me, or won’t you, the way to the nearest railway station?” “No,” said Gerald, “we won’t.” “Then,” said That, still politely, though
quite plainly furious, “perhaps you’ll tell me the way to the nearest lunatic asylum?” “Oh, no, no, no!” cried Kathleen. “You’re
not so bad as that.” “Perhaps not. But you are,” That retorted;
“if you’re not lunatics you’re idiots. However, I see a gentleman ahead who is perhaps sane.
In fact, I seem to recognize him.” A gentleman, indeed, was now to be seen approaching. It
was the elderly Ugly-Wugly. “Oh! don’t you remember Jerry?” Kathleen cried,
“and Cathy, your own Cathy Puss Cat? Dear, dear Jimmy, don’t be so silly!” “Little girl,” said That, looking at her crossly
through his spectacles, “I am sorry you have not been better brought up.” And he walked
stiffly towards the Ugly-Wugly. Two hats were raised, a few words were exchanged, and two
elderly figures walked side by side down the green pine-walk, followed by three miserable
children, horrified, bewildered, alarmed, and, what is really worse than anything, quite
at their wits end. “He wished to be rich, so of course he is,”
said Gerald; “he’ll have money for tickets and everything. And when the spell breaks it’s sure to break,
isn’t it? he’ll find himself somewhere awful perhaps in a really good hotel and not know
how he got there.” “I wonder how long the Ugly-Wuglies lasted,”
said Mabel. “Yes,” Gerald answered, “that reminds me.
You two must collect the coats and things. Hide them, anywhere you like, and we’ll carry
them home tomorrow if there is any tomorrow ” he added darkly. “Oh, don t!” said Kathleen, once more breathing
heavily on the verge of tears: “you wouldn’t think everything could be so awful, and the
sun shining like it does. “Look here,” said Gerald, “of course I must
stick to Jimmy. You two must go home to Mademoiselle and tell her Jimmy and I have gone off in
the train with a gentleman say he looked like an uncle. He does some kind of uncle. There’ll
be a beastly row afterwards, but it’s got to be done. “It all seems thick with lies,” said Kathleen;
“you don’t seem to be able to get a word of truth in edgewise hardly.” “Don’t you worry,” said her brother; “they
aren’t lies they’re as true as anything else in this magic rot we’ve got mixed up in. It’s
like telling lies in a dream; you can’t help it.” “Well, all I know is I wish it would stop.” “Lot of use your wishing that is,” said Gerald,
exasperated. “So long. I’ve got to go, and you’ve got to stay. If it’s any comfort to
you, I don’t believe any of it’s real: it can’t be; it’s too thick. Tell Mademoiselle
Jimmy and I will be back to tea. If we don’t happen to be I can’t help it. I can’t help
anything, except perhaps Jimmy.” He started to run, for the girls had lagged, and the
Ugly-Wugly and That (late Jimmy) had quickened their pace. The girls were left looking after them. “We’ve got to find these clothes,” said Mabel,
“simply got to. I used to want to be a heroine. It’s different when it really comes to being,
isn’t it?” “Yes, very,” said Kathleen. “Where shall we
hide the clothes when we’ve got them? Not not that passage?” “Never!” said Mabel firmly; “we’ll hide them
inside the great stone dinosaurus. He’s hollow.” “He comes alive in his stone,” said Kathleen. “Not in the sunshine he doesn’t,” Mabel told
her confidently, “and not without the ring.” “There won’t be any apples and books today,”
said Kathleen. “No, but we’ll do the babiest thing we can
do the minute we get home. We’ll have a dolls tea-party. That’ll make us feel as if there
wasn’t really any magic.” “It’ll have to be a very strong tea party,
then,” said Kathleen doubtfully. And now we see Gerald, a small but quite determined
figure, paddling along in the soft white dust of the sunny road, in the wake of two elderly
gentlemen. His hand, in his trousers pocket, buries itself with a feeling of satisfaction
in the heavy mixed coinage that is his share of the profits of his conjuring at the fair.
His noiseless tennis-shoes bear him to the station, where, unobserved, he listens at
the ticket office to the voice of That-which-was-James. “One first London,” it says and Gerald, waiting
till That and the Ugly-Wugly have strolled on to the platform, politely conversing of
politics and the Kaffir market, takes a third return to London. The train strides in, squeaking
and puffing. The watched take their seats in a carriage blue-lined. The watcher springs
into a yellow wooden compartment. A whistle sounds, a flag is waved. The train pulls itself
together, strains, jerks, and starts. “I don’t understand,” says Gerald, alone in
his third- class carriage, “how railway trains and magic can go on at the same time.” And yet they do. Mabel and Kathleen, nervously peering among
the rhododendron bushes and the bracken and the fancy fir-trees, find six several heaps
of coats, hats, skirts, gloves, golf-clubs, hockey- sticks, broom-handles. They carry
them, panting and damp, for the mid-day sun is pitiless, up the hill to where the stone
dinosaurus looms immense among a forest of larches. The dinosaurus has a hole in his
stomach. Kathleen shows Mabel how to “make a back” and climbs up on it into the cold,
stony inside of the monster. Mabel hands up the clothes and the sticks. “There’s lots of room,” says Kathleen; “its
tail goes down into the ground. It’s like a secret passage.” “Suppose something comes out of it and jumps
out at you,” says Mabel, and Kathleen hurriedly descends.
The explanations to Mademoiselle promise to be difficult, but, as Kathleen said afterwards,
any little thing is enough to take a grown-up’s attention off. A figure passes the window
just as they are explaining that it really did look exactly like an uncle that the boys
have gone to London with. “Who’s that?” says Mademoiselle suddenly,
pointing, too, which everyone knows is not manners. It is the bailiff coming back from the doctor’s
with antiseptic plaster on that nasty cut that took so long a-bathing this morning.
They tell her it is the bailiff at Yalding Towers, and she says, “Ciel!” (Sky!) and asks
no more awkward questions about the boys. Lunch very late is a silent meal. After lunch
Mademoiselle goes out, in a hat with many pink roses, carrying a rose-lined parasol.
The girls, in dead silence, organize a dolls tea-party, with real tea. At the second cup
Kathleen bursts into tears. Mabel, also weeping, embraces her. “I wish,” sobs Kathleen, “oh, I do wish I
knew where the boys were! It would be such a comfort.” Gerald knew where the boys were, and it was
no comfort to him at all. If you come to think of it, he was the only person who could know
where they were, because Jimmy didn’t know that he was a boy and indeed he wasn’t really
and the Ugly-Wugly couldn’t be expected to know anything real, such as where boys were.
At the moment when the second cup of dolls tea very strong, but not strong enough to
drown care in was being poured out by the trembling hand of Kathleen, Gerald was lurking
there really is no other word for it on the staircase of Aldermanbury Buildings, Old Broad
Street. On the floor below him was a door bearing the legend “MR. U. W. UGLI, Stock
and Share Broker (and at the Stock Exchange)” and on the floor above was another door, on
which was the name of Gerald’s little brother, now grown suddenly rich in so magic and tragic
a way. There were no explaining words under Jimmy’s name. Gerald could not guess what
walk in life it was to which That (which had been Jimmy) owed its affluence. He had seen,
when the door opened to admit his brother, a tangle of clerks and mahogany desks. Evidently
That had a large business. What was Gerald to do? What could he do? It is almost impossible, especially for one
so young as Gerald, to enter a large London office and explain that the elderly and respected
head of it is not what he seems, but is really your little brother, who has been suddenly
advanced to age and wealth by a tricky wishing ring. If you think it’s a possible thing,
try it, that’s all. Nor could he knock at the door of Mr. U. W. Ugli, Stock and Share
Broker (and at the Stock Exchange), and inform his clerks that their chief was really nothing
but old clothes that had accidentally come alive, and by some magic, which he couldn’t
attempt to explain, become real during a night spent at a really good hotel which had no
existence. The situation bristled, as you see, with difficulties.
And it was so long past Gerald’s proper dinner-time that his increasing hunger was rapidly growing
to seem the most important difficulty of all. It is quite possible to starve to death on
the staircase of a London building if the people you are watching for only stay long
enough in their offices. The truth of this came home to Gerald more and more painfully. A boy with hair like a new front door mat
came whistling up the stairs. He had a dark blue bag in his hands. “I’ll give you a tanner for yourself if you’ll
get me a tanner’s worth of buns,” said Gerald, with that prompt decision common to all great
commanders. “Show us yer tanners,” the boy rejoined with
at least equal promptness. Gerald showed them. “All right; hand over.” “Payment on delivery,” said Gerald, using
words from the drapers which he had never thought to use. The boy grinned admiringly. “Knows ‘is wy abaht,” he said; “ain’t no flies
on ‘im.” “Not many,” Gerald owned with modest pride.
“Cut along, there’s a good chap. I’ve got to wait here. I’ll take care of your bag if
you like.” “Nor yet there ain’t no flies on me neither,”
remarked the boy, shouldering it. “I been up to the confidence trick for years ever
since I was your age.” With this parting shot he went, and returned
in due course bun-laden. Gerald gave the sixpence and took the buns. When the boy, a minute
later, emerged from the door of Mr. U. W. Ugli, Stock and Share Broker (and at the Stock
Exchange), Gerald stopped him. “What sort of chap’s that?” he asked, pointing
the question with a jerk of an explaining thumb. “Awful big pot,” said the boy; “up to his
eyes in oof. Motor and all that.” “Know anything about the one on the next landing?” “He’s bigger than what this one is. Very old
firm special cellar in the Bank of England to put his chink in all in bins like against
the wall at the corn-chandler s. Jimminy, I wouldn’t mind ‘alf an hour in there, and
the doors open and the police away at a beano. Not much! Neither. You’ll bust if you eat
all them buns.” “Have one?” Gerald responded, and held out
the bag. “They say in our office,” said the boy, paying
for the bun honourably with unasked information, “as these two is all for cutting each other’s
throats oh, only in the way of business been at it for years.” Gerald wildly wondered what magic and how
much had been needed to give history and a past to these two things of yesterday, the
rich Jimmy and the Ugly-Wugly. If he could get them away would all memory of them fade
in this boy’s mind, for instance, in the minds of all the people who did business with them
in the City? Would the mahogany-and-clerk-furnished offices fade away? Were the clerks real? Was
the mahogany? Was he himself real? Was the boy? “Can you keep a secret?” he asked the other
boy. “Are you on for a lark?” “I ought to be getting back to the office,”
said the boy. “Get then!” said Gerald. “Don’t you get stuffy,” said the boy. “I was
just a-going to say it didn’t matter. I know how to make my nose bleed if I’m a bit late.” Gerald congratulated him on this accomplishment,
at once so useful and so graceful, and then said: “Look here. I’ll give you five bob honest.” “What for?” was the boy’s natural question. “If you’ll help me. ” “Fire ahead.” “I’m a private inquiry,” said Gerald. “Tec? You don’t look it.” “What’s the good of being one if you look
it?” Gerald asked impatiently, beginning on another bun. “That old chap on the floor above
he’s wanted.” “Police?” asked the boy with fine carelessness. “No sorrowing relations.” “‘Return to,'” said the boy; “‘all forgotten
and forgiven.’ I see.” “And I’ve got to get him to them, somehow.
Now, if you could go in and give him a message from someone who wanted to meet him on business
,” “Hold on!” said the boy. “I know a trick worth
two of that. You go in and see old Ugli. He’d give his ears to have the old boy out of the
way for a day or two. They were saying so in our office only this morning.” “Let me think,” said Gerald, laying down the
last bun on his knee expressly to hold his head in his hands. “Don’t you forget to think about my five bob,”
said the boy. Then there was a silence on the stairs, broken
only by the cough of a clerk in That’s office, and the clickety-clack of a typewriter in
the office of Mr. U. W. Ugli. Then Gerald rose up and finished the bun. “You’re right,” he said. “I’ll chance it.
Here’s your five bob.” He brushed the bun crumbs from his front,
cleared his throat, and knocked at the door of Mr. U. W. Ugli. It opened and he entered. The door-mat boy lingered, secure in his power
to account for his long absence by means of his well-trained nose, and his waiting was
rewarded. He went down a few steps, round the bend of the stairs, and heard the voice
of Mr. U. W. Ugli, so well known on that staircase (and on the Stock Exchange) say in soft, cautious
accents: “Then I’ll ask him to let me look at the ring
and I’ll drop it. You pick it up. But remember, it’s a pure accident, and you don’t know me.
I can’t have my name mixed up in a thing like this. You’re sure he’s really unhinged?” “Quite,” said Gerald; “he’s quite mad about
that ring. He’ll follow it anywhere. I know he will. And think of his sorrowing relations.” “I do I do,” said Mr. Ugli kindly; “that’s
all I do think of, of course.” He went up the stairs to the other office,
and Gerald heard the voice of That telling his clerks that he was going out to lunch.
Then the horrible Ugly-Wugly and Jimmy, hardly less horrible in the eyes of Gerald, passed
down the stairs where, in the dusk of the lower landing, two boys were making themselves
as undistinguishable as possible, and so out into the street, talking of stocks and shares,
bears and bulls. The two boys followed. “I say,” the door-mat-headed boy whispered
admiringly, “whatever are you up to?” “You’ll see,” said Gerald recklessly. “Come
on!” “You tell me. I must be getting back.” “Well, I’ll tell you, but you won’t believe
me. That old gentleman’s not really old at all he’s my young brother suddenly turned
into what you see. The other’s not real at all. He’s only just old clothes and nothing
inside.” “He looks it, I must say,” the boy admitted;
“but I say you do stick it on, don’t you?” “Well, my brother was turned like that by
a magic ring.” “There ain’t no such thing as magic,” said
the boy. “I learnt that at school.” “All right,” said Gerald. “Good-bye.” “Oh, go ahead!” said the boy; “you do stick
it on, though.” “Well, that magic ring. If I can get hold
of It I shall just wish we were all in a certain place. And we shall be. And then I can deal
with both of them.” “Deal?” “Yes, the ring won’t unwish anything you’ve
wished. That undoes itself with time, like a spring uncoiling. But it’ll give you a brand-new
wish I’m almost certain of it. Anyhow, I’m going to chance it.” “You are a rotter, aren’t you?” said the boy
respectfully. “You wait and see,” Gerald repeated. “I say, you aren’t going into this swell place!
You can’t?” The boy paused, appalled at the majesty of
Pym’s. “Yes, I am they can’t turn us out as long
as we behave. You come along, too. I’ll stand lunch.” I don’t know why Gerald clung so to this boy.
He wasn’t a very nice boy. Perhaps it was because he was the only person Gerald knew
in London to speak to except That-which-had-been-Jimmy and the Ugly-Wugly; and he did not want to
talk to either of them. What happened next happened so quickly that,
as Gerald said later, it was “just like magic”. The restaurant was crowded busy men were hastily
bolting the food hurriedly brought by busy waitresses. There was a clink of forks and
plates, the gurgle of beer from bottles, the hum of talk, and the smell of many good things
to eat. “Two chops, please,” Gerald had just said,
playing with a plainly shown handful of money, so as to leave no doubt of his honourable
intentions. Then at the next table he heard the words, “Ah, yes, curious old family heirloom,”
the ring was drawn off the finger of That, and Mr. U. W. Ugli, murmuring something about
a unique curio, reached his impossible hand out for it. The door-mat-headed boy was watching
breathlessly. “There’s a ring right enough,” he owned. And
then the ring slipped from the hand of Mr. U. W. Ugli and skidded along the floor. Gerald
pounced on it like a greyhound on a hare. He thrust the dull circlet on his finger and
cried out aloud in that crowded place: “I wish Jimmy and I were inside that door
behind the statue of Flora.”
It was the only safe place he could think of. The lights and sounds and scents of the restaurant
died away as a wax-drop dies in fire a rain-drop in water. I don’t know, and Gerald never knew,
what happened in that restaurant. There was nothing about it in the papers, though Gerald
looked anxiously for ‘Extraordinary Disappearance of well-known City Man.’ What the door-mat-headed
boy did or thought I don’t know either. No more does Gerald. But he would like to know,
whereas I don’t care tuppence. The world went on all right, anyhow, whatever he thought
or did. The lights and the sounds and the scents of Pym’s died out. In place of the
light there was darkness; in place of the sounds there was silence; and in place of
the scent of beef, pork, mutton, fish, veal, cabbage, onions, carrots, beer, and tobacco
there was the musty, damp scent of a place underground that has been long shut up. Gerald felt sick and giddy, and there was
something at the back of his mind that he knew would make him feel sicker and giddier
as soon as he should have the sense to remember what it was. Meantime it was important to
think of proper words to soothe the City man that had once been Jimmy to keep him quiet
till Time, like a spring uncoiling, should bring the reversal of the spell make all things
as they were and as they ought to be. But he fought in vain for words. There were none.
Nor were they needed. For through the deep darkness came a voice and it was not the voice
of that City man who had been Jimmy, but the voice of that very Jimmy who was Gerald’s
little brother, and who had wished that unlucky wish for riches that could only be answered
by changing all that was Jimmy, young and poor, to all that Jimmy, rich and old, would
have been. Another voice said: “Jerry, Jerry! Are you awake? I’ve had such a rum dream.” And then there was a moment when nothing was
said or done. Gerald felt through the thick darkness, and
the thick silence, and the thick scent of old earth shut up, and he got hold of Jimmy’s
hand. “It’s all right, Jimmy, old chap,” he said;
“it’s not a dream now. It’s that beastly ring again. I had to wish us here, to get you back
at all out of your dream.” “Wish us where?” Jimmy held on to the hand
in a way that in the daylight of life he would have been the first to call babyish. “Inside the passage behind the Flora statue,”
said Gerald, adding, “it’s all right, really.” “Oh, I dare say it’s all right,” Jimmy answered
through the dark, with an irritation not strong enough to make him loosen his hold of his
brother’s hand. “But how are we going to get out?” Then Gerald knew what it was that was waiting
to make him feel more giddy than the lightning flight from Cheapside to Yalding Towers had
been able to make him. But he said stoutly: “I’ll wish us out, of course.” Though all
the time he knew that the ring would not undo its given wishes. It didn’t. Gerald wished. He handed the ring carefully
to Jimmy, through the thick darkness. And Jimmy wished. And there they still were, in that black passage
behind Flora, that had led in the case of one Ugly-Wugly at least to ‘a good hotel’.
And the stone door was shut. And they did not know even which way to turn to it. “If I only had some matches!” said Gerald. “Why didn’t you leave me in the dream?” Jimmy
almost whimpered. “It was light there, and I was just going to have salmon and cucumber.” “I,” rejoined Gerald in gloom, “was just going
to have steak and fried potatoes.” The silence, and the darkness, and the earthy
scent were all they had now. “I always wondered what it would be like,”
said Jimmy in low, even tones, “to be buried alive. And now I know! Oh! his voice suddenly
rose to a shriek, “it isn’t true, it isn’t! It’s a dream that’s what it is!” There was a pause while you could have counted
ten. Then “Yes,” said Gerald bravely, through the scent and the silence and the darkness,
“it’s just a dream, Jimmy, old chap. We’ll just hold on, and call out now and then just
for the lark of the thing. But it’s really only a dream, of course.” Of course, said Jimmy in the silence and the
darkness and the scent of old earth. There is a curtain, thin as gossamer, clear
as glass, strong as iron, that hangs for ever between the world of magic and the world that
seems to us to be real. And when once people have found one of the little weak spots in
that curtain which are marked by magic rings, and amulets, and the like, almost anything
may happen. Thus it is not surprising that Mabel and Kathleen, conscientiously conducting
one of the dullest dolls tea-parties at which either had ever assisted, should suddenly,
and both at once, have felt a strange, unreasonable, but quite irresistible desire to return instantly
to the Temple of Flora even at the cost of leaving the dolls tea-service in an unwashed
state, and only half the raisins eaten. They went as one has to go when the magic impulse
drives one against their better judgement, against their wills almost. And the nearer they came to the Temple of
Flora, in the golden hush of the afternoon, the more certain each was that they could
not possibly have done otherwise. And this explains exactly how it was that
when Gerald and Jimmy, holding hands in the darkness of the passage, uttered their first
concerted yell, “just for the lark of the thing”, that yell was instantly answered from
outside. A crack of light showed in that part of the
passage where they had least expected the door to be. The stone door itself swung slowly
open, and they were out of it, in the Temple of Flora, blinking in the good daylight, an
unresisting prey to Kathleen’s embraces and the questionings of Mabel. “And you left that Ugly-Wugly loose in London,”
Mabel pointed out; “you might have wished it to be with you, too.” “It’s all right where it is,” said Gerald.
“I couldn’t think of everything. And besides, no, thank you! Now we’ll go home and seal
up the ring in an envelope.” “I haven’t done anything with the ring yet,”
said Kathleen. “I shouldn’t think you’d want to when you
see the sort of things it does with you,” said Gerald. “It wouldn’t do things like that if I was
wishing with it,” Kathleen protested, “Look here,” said Mabel, “let’s just put it
back in the treasure-room and have done with it. I oughtn’t ever to have taken it away,
really. It’s a sort of stealing. It’s quite as bad, really, as Eliza borrowing it to astonish
her gentleman friend with.” “I don’t mind putting it back if you like,”
said Gerald, “only if any of us do think of a sensible wish you’ll let us have it out
again, of course?” “Of course, of course,” Mabel agreed. So they trooped up to the castle, and Mabel
once more worked the spring that let down the panelling and showed the jewels, and the
ring was put back among the odd dull ornaments that Mabel had once said were magic. “How innocent it looks!” said Gerald. “You
wouldn’t think there was any magic about it. It’s just like an old silly ring. I wonder
if what Mabel said about the other things is true! Suppose we try.” “Don’t!” said Kathleen. “I think magic things
are spiteful. They just enjoy getting you into tight places.” “I’d like to try,” said Mabel, “only well,
everything’s been rather upsetting, and I’ve forgotten what I said anything was.” So had the others. Perhaps that was why, when
Gerald said that a bronze buckle laid on the foot would have the effect of seven-league
boots, it didn’t; when Jimmy, a little of the City man he had been clinging to him still,
said that the steel collar would ensure your always having money in your pockets, his own
remained empty; and when Mabel and Kathleen invented qualities of the most delightful
nature for various rings and chains and brooches, nothing at all happened. “It’s only the ring that’s magic,” said Mabel
at last; “and, I say!” she added, in quite a different voice. “What?” “Suppose even the ring isn’t!” “But we know it is.” “I don’t,” said Mabel. “I believe it’s not
today at all. I believe it’s the other day we’ve just dreamed all these things. It’s
the day I made up that nonsense about the ring.” “No, it isn’t,” said Gerald; “you were in
your Princess-clothes then. “What Princess-clothes?” said Mabel, opening
her dark eyes very wide. “Oh, don’t be silly,” said Gerald wearily. “I’m not silly,” said Mabel; “and I think
it’s time you went. I’m sure Jimmy wants his tea.”
“Of course I do,” said Jimmy. “But you had got the Princess-clothes that day. Come along;
let’s shut up the shutters and leave the ring in its long home.” “What ring?” said Mabel. “Don’t take any notice of her,” said Gerald.
“She’s only trying to be funny.” “No, I’m not,” said Mabel; “but I’m inspired
like a Python or a Sibylline lady. What ring?”
“The wishing-ring,” said Kathleen; “the invisibility ring.” “Don’t you see now,” said Mabel, her eyes
wider than ever, “the ring’s what you say it is? That’s how it came to make us invisible
I just said it. Oh, we can’t leave it here, if that’s what it is. It isn’t stealing, really,
when it’s as valuable as that, you see. Say what it is. “It’s a wishing-ring,” said Jimmy. “We’ve had that before and you had your silly
wish,” said Mabel, more and more excited. “I say it isn’t a wishing-ring. I say it’s
a ring that makes the wearer four yards high.” She had caught up the ring as she spoke, and
even as she spoke the ring showed high above the children’s heads on the finger of an impossible
Mabel, who was, indeed, twelve feet high. “Now you’ve done it!” said Gerald and he was
right. It was in vain that Mabel asserted that the ring was a wishing-ring. It quite
clearly wasn’t; it was what she had said it was. “And you can’t tell at all how long the effect
will last,” said Gerald. “Look at the invisibleness.” This is difficult to do, but the others understood
him. “It may last for days,” said Kathleen. “Oh,
Mabel, it was silly of you!” “That’s right, rub it in,” said Mabel bitterly;
“you should have believed me when I said it was what I said it was. Then I shouldn’t have
had to show you, and I shouldn’t be this silly size. What am I to do now, I should like to
know?” “We must conceal you till you get your right
size again that’s all,” said Gerald practically. “Yes but where?” said Mabel, stamping a foot
twenty-four inches long. “In one of the empty rooms. You wouldn’t be
afraid?” “Of course not,” said Mabel. “Oh, I do wish
we’d just put the ring back and left it.” “Well, it wasn’t us that didn’t,” said Jimmy,
with more truth than grammar. “I shall put it back now,” said Mabel, tugging
at it. “I wouldn’t if I were you,” said Gerald thoughtfully.
“You don’t want to stay that length, do you? And unless the ring’s on your finger when
the time’s up, I dare say it wouldn’t act.” The exalted Mabel sullenly touched the spring.
The panels slowly slid into place, and all the bright jewels were hidden. Once more the
room was merely eight-sided, panelled, sunlit, and unfurnished. “Now,” said Mabel, “where am I to hide? It’s
a good thing auntie gave me leave to stay the night with you. As it is, one of you will
have to stay the night with me. I’m not going to be left alone, the silly height I am.” Height was the right word; Mabel had said
“four yards high” and she was four yards high. But she was hardly any thicker than when her
height was four feet seven, and the effect was, as Gerald remarked, “wonderfully worm-like”.
Her clothes had, of course, grown with her, and she looked like a little girl reflected
in one of those long bent mirrors at Rosherville Gardens, that make stout people look so happily
slender, and slender people so sadly scraggy. She sat down suddenly on the floor, and it
was like a four-fold foot-rule folding itself up. “It’s no use sitting there, girl,” said Gerald. “I’m not sitting here,” retorted Mabel; “I
only got down so as to be able to get through the door. It’ll have to be hands and knees
through most places for me now, I suppose.” “Aren’t you hungry?” Jimmy asked suddenly. “I don’t know,” said Mabel desolately; “it’s
it’s such a long way off!” “Well, I’ll scout,” said Gerald; “if the coast’s
clear ” “Look here,” said Mabel, “I think I’d rather
be out of doors till it gets dark.” “You can’t. Someone’s certain to see you.” “Not if I go through the yew-hedge,” said
Mabel. “There’s a yew-hedge with a passage along its inside like the box-hedge in The
Luck of the Vails. “In what?” “The Luck of the Vails. It’s a ripping book.
It was that book first set me on to hunt for hidden doors in panels and things. If I crept
along that on my front, like a serpent it comes out amongst the rhododendrons, close
by the dinosaurus we could camp there. “There’s tea,” said Gerald, who had had no
dinner. “That’s just what there isn’t,” said Jimmy,
who had had none either. “Oh, you won’t desert me!” said Mabel. “Look
here I’ll write to auntie. She’ll give you the things for a picnic, if she’s there and
awake. If she isn’t, one of the maids will.” So she wrote on a leaf of Gerald’s invaluable
pocketbook: “DEAREST AUNTIE Please may we have some things for a picnic? Gerald will
bring them. I would come myself, but I am a little tired. I think I have been growing
rather fast. Your loving niece, MABEL.” “P.S. Lots, please, because some of us are very
hungry.” It was found difficult, but possible, for
Mabel to creep along the tunnel in the yew-hedge. Possible, but slow, so that the three had
hardly had time to settle themselves among the rhododendrons and to wonder bitterly what
on earth Gerald was up to, to be such a time gone, when he returned, panting under the
weight of a covered basket. He dumped it down on the fine grass carpet, groaned, and added,
“But it’s worth it. Where’s our Mabel?” The long, pale face of Mabel peered out from
rhododendron leaves, very near the ground. “I look just like anybody else like this,
don’t I?” she asked anxiously; “all the rest of me’s miles away, under different bushes.” “We’ve covered up the bits between the bushes
with bracken and leaves,” said Kathleen, avoiding the question; “don’t wriggle, Mabel, or you’ll
waggle them off.” Jimmy was eagerly unpacking the basket. It
was a generous tea. A long loaf, butter in a cabbage-leaf, a bottle of milk, a bottle
of water, cake, and large, smooth, yellow gooseberries in a box that had once held an
extra-sized bottle of somebody’s matchless something for the hair and moustache. Mabel
cautiously advanced her incredible arms from the rhododendron and leaned on one of her
spindly elbows, Gerald cut bread and butter, while Kathleen obligingly ran round, at Mabel’s
request, to see that the green coverings had not dropped from any of the remoter parts
of Mabel’s person. Then there was a happy, hungry silence, broken only by those brief,
impassioned suggestions natural to such an occasion: “More cake, please.” “Milk ahoy, there.” “Chuck us the goosegogs.” Everyone grew calmer more contented with their
lot. A pleasant feeling, half tiredness and half restfulness, crept to the extremities
of the party. Even the unfortunate Mabel was conscious of it in her remote feet, that lay
crossed under the third rhododendron to the north-north-west of the tea-party. Gerald
did but voice the feelings of the others when he said, not without regret: “Well, I’m a new man, but I couldn’t eat so
much as another goosegog if you paid me.” “I could,” said Mabel; “yes, I know they re
all gone, and I’ve had my share. But I could. It’s me being so long, I suppose.” A delicious after-food peace filled the summer
air. At a little distance the green-lichened grey of the vast stone dinosaurus showed through
the shrubs. He, too, seemed peaceful and happy. Gerald caught his stone eye through a gap
in the foliage. His glance seemed somehow sympathetic. “I dare say he liked a good meal in his day,”
said Gerald, stretching luxuriously. “Who did?” “The dino what s-his-name,” said Gerald. “He had a meal today,” said Kathleen, and
giggled. “Yes didn’t he?” said Mabel, giggling also. “You mustn’t laugh lower than your chest,”
said Kathleen anxiously, “or your green stuff will joggle off.” “What do you mean a meal?” Jimmy asked suspiciously.
“What are you sniggering about?” “He had a meal. Things to put in his inside,”
said Kathleen, still giggling. “Oh, be funny if you want to,” said Jimmy,
suddenly cross. “We don’t want to know do we, Jerry?” “I do,” said Gerald witheringly; “I’m dying
to know. Wake me, you girls, when you’ve finished pretending you’re not going to tell.” He tilted his hat over his eyes, and lay back
in the attitude of slumber. “Oh, don’t be stupid!” said Kathleen hastily.
“It’s only that we fed the dinosaurus through the hole in his stomach with the clothes the
Ugly-Wuglies were made of!” “We can take them home with us, then,” said
Gerald, chewing the white end of a grass stalk, “so that’s all right.” “Look here,” said Kathleen suddenly; “I’ve
got an idea. Let me have the ring a bit. I won’t say what the idea is, in case it doesn’t
come off, and then you’d say I was silly. I’ll give it back before we go.” “Oh, but you aren’t going yet!” said Mabel,
pleading. She pulled off the ring. “Of course, she added earnestly, “I’m only too glad for
you to try any idea, however silly it is.” Now, Kathleen’s idea was quite simple. It
was only that perhaps the ring would change its powers if someone else renamed it someone
who was not under the power of its enchantment. So the moment it had passed from the long,
pale hand of Mabel to one of her own fat, warm, red paws, she jumped up, crying, “Let’s
go and empty the dinosaurus now, and started to run swiftly towards that prehistoric monster.
She had a good start. She wanted to say aloud, yet so that the others could not hear her,
“This is a wishing-ring. It gives you any wish you choose. And she did say it. And no
one heard her, except the birds and a squirrel or two, and perhaps a stone faun, whose pretty
face seemed to turn a laughing look on her as she raced past its pedestal. The way was uphill; it was sunny, and Kathleen
had run her hardest, though her brothers caught her up before she reached the great black
shadow of the dinosaurus. So that when she did reach that shadow she was very hot indeed
and not in any state to decide calmly on the best wish to ask for. “I’ll get up and move the things down, because
I know exactly where I put them,” she said. Gerald made a back, Jimmy assisted her to
climb up, and she disappeared through the hole into the dark inside of the monster.
In a moment a shower began to descend from the opening a shower of empty waistcoats,
trousers with wildly waving legs, and coats with sleeves uncontrolled. “Heads below!” called Kathleen, and down came
walking-sticks and golf-sticks and hockey-sticks and broom-sticks, rattling and chattering
to each other as they came. “Come on,” said Jimmy. “Hold on a bit,” said Gerald. “I’m coming
up. He caught the edge of the hole above in his hands and jumped. Just as he got his shoulders
through the opening and his knees on the edge he heard Kathleen’s boots on the floor of
the dinosaurus’s inside, and Kathleen’s voice saying: “Isn’t it jolly cool in here? I suppose
statues are always cool. I do wish I was a statue. Oh!” The “oh” was a cry of horror and anguish.
And it seemed to be cut off very short by a dreadful stony silence. “What’s up?” Gerald asked. But in his heart
he knew. He climbed up into the great hollow. In the little light that came up through the
hole he could see something white against the grey of the creature’s sides. He felt
in his pockets, still kneeling, struck a match, and when the blue of its flame changed to
clear yellow he looked up to see what he had known he would see the face of Kathleen, white,
stony, and lifeless. Her hair was white, too, and her hands, clothes, shoes everything was
white, with the hard, cold whiteness of marble. Kathleen had her wish: she was a statue. There
was a long moment of perfect stillness in the inside of the dinosaurus. Gerald could
not speak. It was too sudden, too terrible. It was worse than anything that had happened
yet. Then he turned and spoke down out of that cold, stony silence to Jimmy, in the
green, sunny, rustling, live world outside. “Jimmy, he said, in tones perfectly ordinary
and matter of fact, “Kathleen’s gone and said that ring was a
wishing-ring. And so it was, of course. I see now what she was up
to, running like that. And then the young duffer went and wished
she was a statue.” “And she is?” asked Jimmy, below. “Come up and have a look,” said Gerald. And
Jimmy came, partly with a pull from Gerald and partly with a jump of his own. “She’s a statue, right enough,” he said, in
awestruck tones. “Isn’t it awful!” “Not at all,” said Gerald firmly. “Come on
let’s go and tell Mabel.” To Mabel, therefore, who had discreetly remained
with her long length screened by rhododendrons, the two boys returned and broke the news.
They broke it as one breaks a bottle with a pistol-shot. “Oh, my goodness!” said Mabel, and writhed
through her long length so that the leaves and fern tumbled off in little showers, and
she felt the sun suddenly hot on the backs of her legs. “What next? Oh, my goodness!” “She’ll come all right,” said Gerald, with
outward calm. “Yes; but what about me?” Mabel urged. “I
haven’t got the ring. And my time will be up before hers is. Couldn’t
you get it back? Can’t you get it off her hand? I’d put it
back on her hand the very minute I was my right size again faithfully
I would.” “Well, it’s nothing to blub about,” said Jimmy,
answering the sniffs that had served her in this speech for commas and full-stops; “not
for you, anyway.” “Ah! you don’t know,” said Mabel; “you don’t
know what it is to be as long as I am. Do do try and get the ring. After all, it is
my ring more than any of the rest of yours, anyhow, because I did find it, and I did say
it was magic.” The sense of justice always present in the
breast of Gerald awoke to this appeal. “I expect the ring’s turned to stone her boots
have, and all her clothes. But I’ll go and see. Only if I can’t, I can’t, and it’s no
use your making a silly fuss.” The first match lighted inside the dinosaurus
showed the ring dark on the white hand of the statuesque Kathleen. The fingers were stretched straight out. Gerald
took hold of the ring, and, to his surprise, it slipped easily off the cold, smooth marble
finger. “I say, Cathy, old girl, I am sorry,” he said,
and gave the marble hand a squeeze. Then it came to him that perhaps she could hear him.
So he told the statue exactly what he and the others meant to do. This helped to clear
up his ideas as to what he and the others did mean to do. So that when, after thumping
the statue hearteningly on its marble back, he returned to the rhododendrons, he was able
to give his orders with the clear precision of a born leader, as he later said. And since
the others had, neither of them, thought of any plans, his plan was accepted, as the plans
of born leaders are apt to be. “Here’s your precious ring,” he said to Mabel.
“Now you’re not frightened of anything, are you?” “No,” said Mabel, in surprise. “I’d forgotten
that. Look here, I’ll stay here or farther up in the wood if you’ll leave me all the
coats, so that I shan’t be cold in the night. Then I shall be here when Kathleen comes out
of the stone again.” “Yes,” said Gerald, “that was exactly the
born leader’s idea. “You two go home and tell Mademoiselle that
Kathleen’s staying at the Towers. She is.” “Yes,” said Jimmy, “she certainly is.” “The magic goes in seven-hour lots,” said
Gerald; “your invisibility was twenty-one hours, mine fourteen, Eliza’s seven. When
it was a wishing-ring it began with seven. But there’s no knowing what number it will
be really. So there’s no knowing which of you will come right first. Anyhow, we’ll sneak
out by the cistern window and come down the trellis, after we’ve said good night to Mademoiselle,
and come and have a look at you before we go to bed. I think you’d better come close
up to the dinosaurus and we’ll leaf you over before we go.” Mabel crawled into cover of the taller trees,
and there stood up looking as slender as a poplar and as unreal as the wrong answer to
a sum in long division. It was to her an easy matter to crouch beneath the dinosaurus, to
put her head up through the opening, and thus to behold the white form of Kathleen. “It’s all right, dear,” she told the stone
image; “I shall be quite close to you. You call me as soon as you feel you’re coming
right again.” The statue remained motionless, as statues
usually do, and Mabel withdrew her head, lay down, was covered up, and left. The boys went
home. It was the only reasonable thing to do. It would never have done for Mademoiselle
to become anxious and set the police on their track. Everyone felt that. The shock of discovering
the missing Kathleen, not only in a dinosaurus’s stomach, but, further, in a stone statue of
herself, might well have unhinged the mind of any constable, to say nothing of the mind
of Mademoiselle, which, being foreign, would necessarily be a mind more light and easy
to upset. While as for Mabel “Well, to look at her as she is now,” said
Gerald, “why, it would send any one off their chump except us.” “We’re different, said Jimmy; “our chumps
have had to jolly well get used to things. It would take a lot to upset us now.” “Poor old Cathy! all the same,” said Gerald.
“Yes, of course,” said Jimmy.
The sun had died away behind the black trees and the moon was rising. Mabel, her preposterous
length covered with coats, waistcoats, and trousers laid along it, slept peacefully in
the chill of the evening. Inside the dinosaurus Kathleen, alive in her marble, slept too.
She had heard Gerald’s words had seen the lighted matches. She was Kathleen just the
same as ever only she was Kathleen in a case of marble that would not let her move. It
would not have let her cry, even if she wanted to. But she had not wanted to cry. Inside,
the marble was not cold or hard. It seemed, somehow, to be softly lined with warmth and
pleasantness and safety. Her back did not ache with stooping. Her limbs were not stiff
with the hours that they had stayed moveless. Everything was well better than well. One
had only to wait quietly and quite comfortably and one would come out of this stone case,
and once more be the Kathleen one had always been used to being. So she waited happily
and calmly, and presently waiting changed to not waiting to not anything; and, close
held in the soft inwardness of the marble, she slept as peacefully and calmly as though
she had been lying in her own bed. She was awakened by the fact that she was
not lying in her own bed was not, indeed, lying at all by the fact that she was standing
and that her feet had pins and needles in them. Her arms, too, held out in that odd
way, were stiff and tired. She rubbed her eyes, yawned, and remembered. She had been
a statue a statue inside the stone dinosaurus. “Now I’m alive again,” was her instant conclusion,
“and I’ll get out of it.” She sat down, put her feet through the hole
that showed faintly grey in the stone beast’s underside, and as she did so a long, slow
lurch threw her sideways on the stone where she sat. The dinosaurus was moving! “Oh!” said Kathleen inside it, “how dreadful!
It must be moonlight, and it’s come alive, like Gerald said. It was indeed moving. She could see through
the hole the changing surface of grass and bracken and moss as it waddled heavily along.
She dared not drop through the hole while it moved, for fear it should crush her to
death with its gigantic feet. And with that thought came another: where was Mabel? Somewhere
somewhere near? Suppose one of the great feet planted itself on some part of Mabel’s inconvenient
length? Mabel being the size she was now it would be quite difficult not to step on some
part or other of her, if she should happen to be in one’s way quite difficult, however
much one tried. And the dinosaurus would not try: Why should it? Kathleen hung in an agony
over the round opening. The huge beast swung from side to side. It was going faster; it
was no good, she dared not jump out. Anyhow, they must be quite away from Mabel by now.
Faster and faster went the dinosaurus. The floor of its stomach sloped. They were going
downhill. Twigs cracked and broke as it pushed through a belt of evergreen oaks; gravel crunched,
ground beneath its stony feet. Then stone met stone. There was a pause. A splash! They
were close to water the lake where by moonlight Hermes fluttered and Janus and the dinosaurus
swam together. Kathleen dropped swiftly through the hole on to the flat marble that edged
the basin, rushed sideways, and stood panting in the shadow of a statue’s pedestal. Not
a moment too soon, for even as she crouched the monster lizard slipped heavily into the
water, drowning a thousand smooth, shining lily pads, and swam away towards the central
island. “Be still, little lady. I leap!” The voice
came from the pedestal, and next moment Phoebus had jumped from the pedestal in his little
temple, clearing the steps, and landing a couple of yards away. “You are new,” said Phoebus over his graceful
shoulder. “I should not have forgotten you if once I had seen you.” “I am,” said Kathleen, “quite, quite new.
And I didn’t know you could talk.” “Why not?” Phoebus laughed. “You can talk.” “But I’m alive.” “Am not I?” he asked. “Oh, yes, I suppose so,” said Kathleen, distracted,
but not afraid; “only I thought you had to have the ring on before one could even see
you move.” Phoebus seemed to understand her, which was
rather to his credit, for she had certainly not expressed herself with clearness. “Ah! that’s for mortals,” he said. “We can
hear and see each other in the few moments when life is ours. That is a part of the beautiful
enchantment.” “But I am a mortal,” said Kathleen. “You are as modest as you are charming,” said
Phoebus Apollo absently; “the white water calls me! I go,” and the next moment rings
of liquid silver spread across the lake, widening and widening, from the spot where the white
joined hands of the Sun-god had struck the water as he dived. Kathleen turned and went up the hill towards
the rhododendron bushes. She must find Mabel, and they must go home at once. If only Mabel
was of a size that one could conveniently take home with one! Most likely, at this hour
of enchantments, she was. Kathleen, heartened by the thought, hurried on. She passed through
the rhododendron bushes, remembered the pointed painted paper face that had looked out from
the glossy leaves, expected to be frightened and wasn’t. She found Mabel easily enough,
and much more easily than she would have done had Mabel been as she wished to find her.
For quite a long way off in the moonlight, she could see that long and worm-like form,
extended to its full twelve feet and covered with coats and trousers and waistcoats. Mabel
looked like a drain-pipe that has been covered in sacks in frosty weather. Kathleen touched
her long cheek gently, and she woke. “What’s up?” she said sleepily. “It’s only me,” Kathleen explained. “How cold your hands are!” said Mabel. “Wake up,” said Kathleen, “and let’s talk.” “Can’t we go home now? I’m awfully tired,
and it’s so long since tea-time.” “You’re too long to go home yet,” said Kathleen
sadly, and then Mabel remembered.
She lay with closed eyes then suddenly she stirred and cried out: “Oh! Cathy, I feel so funny like one of those
horn snakes when you make it go short to get it into its box. I am yes I know I am ” She was; and Kathleen, watching her, agreed
that it was exactly like the shortening of a horn spiral snake between the closing hands
of a child. Mabel’s distant feet drew near Mabel’s long, lean arms grew shorter Mabel’s
face was no longer half a yard long. “You’re coming right you are! Oh, I am so
glad!” cried Kathleen. “I know I am,” said Mabel; and as she said
it she became once more Mabel, not only in herself which, of course, she had been all
the time, but in her outward appearance. “You are all right. Oh, hooray! hooray! I
am so glad!” said Kathleen kindly; “and now we’ll go home at
once, dear.” “Go home?” said Mabel, slowly sitting up and
staring at Kathleen with her big dark eyes. “Go home like that?” “Like what?” Kathleen asked impatiently. “Why, you,” was Mabel’s odd reply. “I’m all right,” said Kathleen. “Come on.” “Do you mean to say you don’t know?” said
Mabel. “Look at yourself your hands your dress everything.” Kathleen looked at her hands. They were of
marble whiteness. Her dress, too her shoes, her stockings, even the ends of her hair.
She was white as new-fallen snow. “What is it?” she asked, beginning to tremble.
“What am I all this horrid colour for?” “Don’t you see? Oh, Cathy, don’t you see?
You’ve not come right. You’re a statue still.”
“I’m not I’m alive I’m talking to you.” “I know you are, darling,” said Mabel, soothing
her as one soothes a fractious child. “That’s because it’s moonlight.” “But you can see I’m alive.” “Of course I can. I’ve got the ring.” “But I’m all right; I know I am.” “Don’t you see,” said Mabel gently, taking
her white marble hand, “you’re not all right? It’s moonlight, and you’re a statue, and you’ve
just come alive with all the other statues. And when the moon goes down you’ll just be
a statue again. That’s the difficulty, dear, about our going home again. You’re just a
statue still, only you’ve come alive with the other marble things. Where’s the dinosaurus?” “In his bath,” said Kathleen, “and so are
all the other stone beasts.” Well,” said Mabel, trying to look on the bright
side of things, “then we’ve got one thing, at any rate, to be thankful for!” “If,” said Kathleen, sitting disconsolate
in her marble, “if I am really a statue come alive, I wonder you’re not afraid of me.” “I’ve got the ring,” said Mabel with decision.
“Cheer up, dear! you will soon be better. Try not to think about it.” She spoke as you speak to a child that has
cut its finger, or fallen down on the garden path, and rises up with grazed knees to which
gravel sticks intimately. “I know,” Kathleen absently answered. “And I’ve been thinking,” said Mabel brightly,
“we might find Out a lot about this magic place, if the other statues aren’t too proud
to talk to us.” “They aren’t,” Kathleen assured her; “at least,
Phoebus wasn’t. He was most awfully polite and nice.” “Where is he?” Mabel asked. “In the lake he was,” said Kathleen. “Then let’s go down there,” said Mabel. “Oh,
Cathy! it is jolly being your own proper thickness again.” She jumped up, and the withered ferns
and branches that had covered her long length and had been gathered closely upon her as
she shrank to her proper size fell as forest leaves do when sudden storms tear them. But
the white Kathleen did not move. The two sat on the grey moonlit grass with
the quiet of the night all about them. The great park was still as a painted picture;
only the splash of the fountains and the far-off whistle of the Western express broke the silence,
which, at the same time, then deepened. “What cheer, little sister!” said a voice
behind them a golden voice. They turned quick, startled heads, as birds, surprised, might
turn. There in the moonlight stood Phoebus, dripping still from the lake, and smiling
at them, very gentle, very friendly. “Oh, it’s you!” said Kathleen. “None other,” said Phoebus cheerfully. “Who
is your friend, the earth-child?” “This is Mabel,” said Kathleen. Mabel got up and bowed, hesitated, and held
out a hand. “I am your slave, little lady,” said Phoebus,
enclosing it in marble fingers. “But I fail to understand how you can see us, and why
you do not fear.” Mabel held up the hand that wore the ring. “Quite sufficient explanation,” said Phoebus;
“but since you have that, why retain your mottled earthy appearance? Become a statue,
and swim with us in the lake.” “I can’t swim,” said Mabel evasively. “Nor yet me,” said Kathleen. “You can,” said Phoebus. “All statues that
come to life are proficient in all athletic exercises. And you, child of the dark eyes
and hair like night, wish yourself a statue and join our revels.” “I’d rather not, if you will excuse me,” said
Mabel cautiously. “You see … this ring … you wish for things, and you never know how long
they’re going to last. It would be jolly and all that to be a statue now, but in the morning
I should wish I hadn’t.” “Earth-folk often do, they say,” mused Phoebus.
“But, child, you seem ignorant of the powers of your ring. Wish exactly, and the ring will
exactly perform. If you give no limit of time, strange enchantments woven by Arithmos the
outcast god of numbers will creep in and spoil the spell. Say thus: “I wish that till the
dawn I may be a statue of living marble, even as my child friend, and that after that time
I may be as before Mabel of the dark eyes and night-coloured hair.” “Oh, yes, do, it would be so jolly!” cried
Kathleen. “Do, Mabel! And if we’re both statues, shall we be afraid
of the dinosaurus?” “In the world of living marble fear is not,”
said Phoebus. “Are we not brothers, we and the dinosaurus brethren alike wrought of stone
and life?” “And could I swim if I did?” “Swim, and float, and dive and with the ladies
of Olympus spread the nightly feast, eat of the food of the gods, drink their cup, listen
to the song that is undying, and catch the laughter of immortal lips.” “A feast!” said Kathleen. “Oh, Mabel, do!
You would if you were as hungry as I am.” “But it won’t be real food,” urged Mabel. “It will be real to you, as to us,” said Phoebus;
“there is no other realness even in your many-coloured world.” Still Mabel hesitated. Then she looked at
Kathleen’s legs and suddenly said: “Very well, I will. But first I’ll take off my shoes and
stockings. Marble boots look simply awful especially the laces. And a marble stocking
that’s coming down and mine do!” She had pulled off shoes and stockings and
pinafore. “Mabel has the sense of beauty,” said Phoebus approvingly. “Speak the spell,
child, and I will lead you to the ladies of Olympus.” Mabel, trembling a little, spoke it, and there
were two little live statues in the moonlit glade. Tall Phoebus took a hand of each. “Come run!” he cried. And they ran. “Oh it is jolly!” Mabel panted. “Look at my
white feet in the grass! I thought it would feel stiff to be a statue,
but it doesn’t.” “There is no stiffness about the immortals,”
laughed the Sun-god. “For tonight you are one of us.”
And with that they ran down the slope to the lake. “Jump!” he cried, and they jumped, and the
water splashed up round three white, gleaming shapes. “Oh! I can swim!” breathed Kathleen. “So can I,” said Mabel. “Of course you can,” said Phoebus. “Now three
times round the lake, and then make for the island.” Side by side the three swam, Phoebus swimming
gently to keep pace with the children. Their marble clothes did not seem to interfere at
all with their swimming, as your clothes would if you suddenly jumped into the basin of the
Trafalgar Square fountains and tried to swim there. And they swam most beautifully, with
that perfect ease and absence of effort or tiredness which you must have noticed about
your own swimming in dreams. And it was the most lovely place to swim in; the water-lilies,
whose long, snaky stalks are so inconvenient to ordinary swimmers, did not in the least
interfere with the movements of marble arms and legs. The moon was high in the clear sky-dome.
The weeping willows, cypresses, temples, terraces, banks of trees and shrubs, and the wonderful
old house, all added to the romantic charm of the scene. “This is the nicest thing the ring has brought
us yet,” said Mabel, through a languid but perfect side-stroke. “I thought you’d enjoy it,” said Phoebus kindly;
“now once more round, and then the island.” They landed on the island amid a fringe of
rushes, yarrow, willow-herb, loose-strife, and a few late, scented, powdery, creamy heads
of meadow-sweet. The island was bigger than it looked from the bank, and it seemed covered
with trees and shrubs. But when, Phoebus leading the way, they went into the shadow of these,
they perceived that beyond the trees lay a light, much nearer to them than the other
side of the island could possibly be. And almost at once they were through the belt
of trees, and could see where the light came from. The trees they had just passed among
made a dark circle round a big cleared space, standing up thick and dark, like a crowd round
a football field, as Kathleen remarked. First came a wide, smooth ring of lawn, then
marble steps going down to a round pool, where there were no water-lilies, only gold and
silver fish that darted here and there like flashes of quicksilver and dark flames. And
the enclosed space of water and marble and grass was lighted with a clear, white, radiant
light, seven times stronger than the whitest moonlight, and in the still waters of the
pool seven moons lay reflected. One could see that they were only reflections by the
way their shape broke and changed as the gold and silver fish rippled the water with moving
fin and tail that steered. The girls looked up at the sky, almost expecting
to see seven moons there. But no, the old moon shone alone, as she had always shone
on them. “There are seven moons,” said Mabel blankly,
and pointed, which is not manners. “Of course,” said Phoebus kindly; “everything
in our world is seven times as much so as in yours.” “But there aren’t seven of you,” said Mabel. “No, but I am seven times as much,” said the
Sun-god. “You see, there’s numbers, and there’s quantity, to say nothing of quality. You see
that, I’m sure.” “Not quite,” said Kathleen. “Explanations always weary me,” Phoebus interrupted.
“Shall we join the ladies?” On the further side of the pool was a large
group, so white that it seemed to make a great white hole in the trees. Some twenty or thirty
figures there were in the group all statues and all alive. Some were dipping their white
feet among the gold and silver fish, and sending ripples across the faces of the seven moons.
Some were pelting each other with roses roses so sweet that the girls could smell them even
across the pool. Others were holding hands and dancing in a ring, and two were sitting
on the steps playing cat’s-cradle which is a very ancient game indeed with a thread of
white marble. As the new-comers advanced a shout of greeting
and gay laughter went up. “Late again, Phoebus!” someone called out. And another: “Did one
of your horses cast a shoe?” And yet another called out something about laurels. “I bring two guests,” said Phoebus, and instantly
the statues crowded round, stroking the girls hair, patting their cheeks, and calling them
the prettiest love-names. “Are the wreaths ready, Hebe?” the tallest
and most splendid of the ladies called out. “Make two more!” And almost directly Hebe came down the steps,
her round arms hung thick with rose-wreaths. There was one for each marble head. Everyone now looked seven times more beautiful
than before, which, in the case of the gods and goddesses, is saying a good deal. The
children remembered how at the raspberry vinegar feast Mademoiselle had said that gods and
goddesses always wore wreaths for meals. Hebe herself arranged the roses on the girls
heads and Aphrodite Urania, the dearest lady in the world, with a voice like mother’s at
those moments when you love her most, took them by the hands and said: “Come, we must
get the feast ready. Eros Psyche Hebe Ganymede all you young people can arrange the fruit.” “I don’t see any fruit,” said Kathleen, as
four slender forms disengaged themselves from the white crowd and came towards them. “You will though,” said Eros, a really nice
boy, as the girls instantly agreed; “you’ve only got to pick it.” “Like this,” said Psyche, lifting her marble
arms to a willow branch. She reached out her hand to the children it held a ripe pomegranate. “I see,” said Mabel. “You just ” She laid
her fingers to the willow branch and the firm softness of a big peach was within them. “Yes, just that,” laughed Psyche, who was
a darling, as any one could see. After this Hebe gathered a few silver baskets
from a convenient alder, and the four picked fruit industriously. Meanwhile the elder statues
were busy plucking golden goblets and jugs and dishes from the branches of ash-trees
and young oaks and filling them with everything nice to eat and drink that anyone could possibly
want, and these were spread on the steps. It was a celestial picnic. Then everyone sat
or lay down and the feast began. And oh! the taste of the food served on those dishes,
the sweet wonder of the drink that melted from those gold cups on the white lips of
the company! And the fruit there is no fruit like it grown on earth, just as there is no
laughter like the laughter of those lips, no songs like the songs that stirred the silence
of that night of wonder. “Oh!” cried Kathleen, and through her fingers
the juice of her third peach fell like tears on the marble steps. “I do wish the boys were
here!” “I do wonder what they’re doing,” said Mabel. “At this moment,” said Hermes, who had just
made a wide ring of flight, as a pigeon does, and come back into the circle “at this moment
they are wandering desolately near the home of the dinosaurus, having escaped from their
home by a window, in search of you. They fear that you have perished, and they would weep
if they did not know that tears do not become a man, however youthful.” Kathleen stood up and brushed the crumbs of
ambrosia from her marble lap. “Thank you all very much, she said. “It was
very kind of you to have us, and we’ve enjoyed ourselves very much, but I think we ought
to go now, please. “If it is anxiety about your brothers,” said
Phoebus obligingly, “it is the easiest thing in the world for them to join you. Lend me
your ring a moment.” He took it from Kathleen’s half-reluctant
hand, dipped it in the reflection of one of the seven moons, and gave it back. She clutched
it. “Now,” said the Sun-god, “wish for them that which Mabel wished for herself. Say ” “I know,” Kathleen interrupted. “I wish that
the boys may be statues of living marble like Mabel and me till dawn, and afterwards be
like they are now.” “If you hadn’t interrupted,” said Phoebus
“but there, we can’t expect old heads on shoulders of young marble. You should have wished them
here and but no matter. Hermes, old chap, cut across and fetch them, and explain things
as you come.” He dipped the ring again in one of the reflected
moons before he gave it back to Kathleen. “There,” he said, “now it’s washed clean ready
for the next magic.” “It is not our custom to question guests,”
said Hera the queen, turning her great eyes on the children; “but that ring excites, I
am sure, the interest of us all.” “It is the ring,” said Phoebus. “That, of course,” said Hera; “but if it were
not inhospitable to ask questions I should ask, How came it into the hands of these earth-children?” “That,” said Phoebus, “is a long tale. After
the feast the story, and after the story the song.” Hermes seemed to have “explained everything”
quite fully; for when Gerald and Jimmy in marble whiteness arrived, each clinging to
one of the god’s winged feet, and so borne through the air, they were certainly quite
at ease. They made their best bows to the goddesses and took their places as unembarrassed
as though they had had Olympian suppers every night of their lives. Hebe had woven wreaths
of roses ready for them, and as Kathleen watched them eating and drinking, perfectly at home
in their marble, she was very glad that amid the welling springs of immortal peach-juice
she had not forgotten her brothers. “And now,” said Hera, when the boys had been
supplied with everything they could possibly desire, and more than they could eat “now
for the story.” “Yes,” said Mabel intensely; and Kathleen
said, “Oh yes; now for the story. How splendid!” “The story,” said Phoebus unexpectedly, “will
be told by our guests.” “Oh no!” said Kathleen, shrinking. “The lads, maybe, are bolder,” said Zeus the
king, taking off his rose-wreath, which was a little tight, and rubbing his compressed
ears. “I really can’t,” said Gerald; “besides, I
don’t know any stories.” “Nor yet me,” said Jimmy. “It’s the story of how we got the ring that
they want,” said Mabel in a hurry. “I’ll tell it if you like, Once upon a time there was
a little girl called Mabel,” she added yet more hastily, and went on with the tale all
the tale of the enchanted castle, or almost all, that you have read in these pages. The
marble Olympians listened enchanted almost as enchanted as the castle itself, and the
soft moonlit moments fell past like pearls dropping into a deep pool. “And so,” Mabel ended abruptly, “Kathleen
wished for the boys and the Lord Hermes fetched them and here we all are.” A burst of interested comment and question
blossomed out round the end of the story, suddenly broken off short by Mabel. “But,” said she, brushing it aside, as it
grew thinner, “now we want you to tell us.” “To tell you ?” “How you come to be alive, and how you know
about the ring and everything you do know.” “Everything I know?” Phoebus laughed it was
to him that she had spoken and not his lips only but all the white lips curled in laughter.
“The span of your life, my earth-child, would not contain the words I should speak, to tell
you all I know.” “Well, about the ring anyhow, and how you
come alive,” said Gerald; “you see, it’s very puzzling to us.”
“Tell them, Phoebus,” said the dearest lady in the world; “don’t tease the children.” So Phoebus, leaning back against a heap of
leopard- skins that Dionysus had lavishly plucked from a spruce
fir, told. “All statues,” he said, “can come alive when
the moon shines, if they so choose. But statues that are placed in ugly cities do not choose.
Why should they weary themselves with the contemplation of the hideous?” “Quite so,” said Gerald politely, to fill
the pause. “In your beautiful temples,” the Sun-god went
on, “the images of your priests and of your warriors who lie cross-legged on their tombs
come alive and walk in their marble about their temples, and through the woods and fields.
But only on one night in all the year can any see them. You have beheld us because you
held the ring, and are of one brotherhood with us in your marble, but on that one night
all may behold us.” “And when is that?” Gerald asked, again polite,
in a pause. “At the festival of the harvest,” said Phoebes.
“On that night as the moon rises it strikes one beam of perfect light on to the altar
in certain temples. One of these temples is in Hellas, buried under the fall of a mountain
which Zeus, being angry, hurled down upon it. One is in this land; it is in this great
garden.” “Then,” said Gerald, much interested, “if
we were to come up to that temple on that night, we could see you, even without being
statues or having the ring?” “Even so,” said Phoebus. “More, any question
asked by a mortal we are on that night bound to answer.” “And the night is when?” “Ah!” said Phoebus, and laughed. “Wouldn’t
you like to know!” Then the great marble King of the Gods yawned,
stroked his long beard, and said: “Enough of stories, Phoebus. Tune your lyre.” “But the ring,” said Mabel in a whisper, as
the Sun-god tuned the white strings of a sort of marble harp that lay at his feet “about
how you know all about the ring?” “Presently,” the Sun-god whispered back. “Zeus
must be obeyed; but ask me again before dawn, and I will tell you all I know of it.” Mabel
drew back, and leaned against the comfortable knees of one Demeter Kathleen and Psyche sat
holding hands. Gerald and Jimmy lay at full length, chins on elbows, gazing at the Sun-god;
and even as he held the lyre, before ever his fingers began to sweep the strings, the
spirit of music hung in the air, enchanting, enslaving, silencing all thought but the thought
of itself, all desire but the desire to listen to it. Then Phoebus struck the strings and softly
plucked melody from them, and all the beautiful dreams of all the world came fluttering close
with wings like doves wings; and all the lovely thoughts that sometimes hover near, but not
so near that you can catch them, now came home as to their nests in the hearts of those
who listened. And those who listened forgot time and space, and how to be sad, and how
to be naughty, and it seemed that the whole world lay like a magic apple in the hand of
each listener, and that the whole world was good and beautiful. And then, suddenly, the spell was shattered.
Phoebus struck a broken chord, followed by an instant of silence; then he sprang up,
crying, “The dawn! the dawn! To your pedestals, O gods!” In an instant the whole crowd of beautiful
marble people had leaped to its feet, had rushed through the belt of wood that cracked
and rustled as they went, and the children heard them splash, in the water beyond. They
heard, too, the gurgling breathing of a great beast, and knew that the dinosaurus, too,
was returning to his own place. Only Hermes had time, since one flies more
swiftly than one swims, to hover above them for one moment, and to whisper with a mischievous
laugh: “In fourteen days from now, at the Temple
of Strange Stones.” “What’s the secret of the ring?” gasped Mabel. “The ring is the heart of the magic,” said
Hermes. “Ask at the moonrise on the fourteenth day, and you shall know all.” With that he waved the snowy caduceus and
rose in the air supported by his winged feet. And as he went the seven reflected moons died
out and a chill wind began to blow, a grey light grew and grew, the birds stirred and
twittered, and the marble slipped away from the children like a skin that shrivels in
fire, and they were statues no more, but flesh and blood children as they used to be, standing
knee-deep in brambles and long coarse grass. There was no smooth lawn, no marble steps,
no seven-mooned fish-pond. The dew lay thick on the grass and the brambles, and it was
very cold. “We ought to have gone with them,” said Mabel
with chattering teeth. “We can’t swim now we re not marble. And I suppose this is the
island?” It was and they couldn’t swim. They knew it. One always knows those sort
of things somehow without trying. For instance, you know perfectly that you can’t fly. There
are some things that there is no mistake about. The dawn grew brighter and the outlook more
black every moment. “There isn’t a boat, I suppose?” Jimmy asked. “No,” said Mabel, “not on this side of the
lake; there’s one in the boat-house, of course if you could swim there.” “You know I can’t,” said Jimmy. “Can’t anyone think of anything?” Gerald asked,
shivering. “When they find we’ve disappeared they’ll
drag all the water for miles round, said Jimmy hopefully, “in case we’ve fallen in and sunk
to the bottom. When they come to drag this we can yell and be rescued.” “Yes, dear, that will be nice,” was Gerald’s
bitter comment. “Don’t be so disagreeable,” said Mabel with
a tone so strangely cheerful that the rest stared at her in amazement. “The ring,” she said. “Of course we’ve only
got to wish ourselves home with it. Phoebus washed it in the moon ready for the next wish. “You didn’t tell us about that,” said Gerald
in accents of perfect good temper. “Never mind. Where is the ring?” “You had it,” Mabel reminded Kathleen. “I know I had,” said that child in stricken
tones, “but I gave it to Psyche to look at and and she’s got it on
her finger!” Everyone tried not to be angry with Kathleen.
All partly succeeded. “If we ever get off this beastly island,”
said Gerald, “I suppose you can find Psyche’s statue and
get it off again?” “No I can’t,” Mabel moaned. “I don’t know
where the statue is. I’ve never seen it. It may be in Hellas, wherever that is or anywhere,
for anything I know.” No one had anything kind to say, and it is
pleasant to record that nobody said anything. And now it was grey daylight, and the sky
to the north was flushing in pale pink and lavender. The boys stood moodily, hands in pockets.
Mabel and Kathleen seemed to find it impossible not to cling together, and all about their
legs the long grass was icy with dew. A faint sniff and a caught breath broke the
silence. “Now, look here,” said Gerald briskly, “I won’t have it. Do you hear? Snivelling’s
no good at all. No, I’m not a pig. It’s for your own good. Let’s make a tour of the island.
Perhaps there’s a boat hidden somewhere among the overhanging boughs. “How could there be?” Mabel asked. “Someone might have left it there, I suppose,”
said Gerald. “But how would they have got off the island?” “In another boat, of course,” said Gerald;
“come on.” Downheartedly, and quite sure that there wasn’t and couldn’t be any boat, the
four children started to explore the island. How often each one of them had dreamed of
islands, how often wished to be stranded on one! Well, now they were. Reality is sometimes
quite different from dreams, and not half so nice. It was worst of all for Mabel, whose
shoes and stockings were far away on the mainland. The coarse grass and brambles were very cruel
to bare legs and feet. They stumbled through the wood to the edge
of the water, but it was impossible to keep close to the edge of the island, the branches
grew too thickly. There was a narrow, grassy path that wound in and out among the trees,
and this they followed, dejected and mournful. Every moment made it less possible for them
to hope to get back to the school-house unnoticed. And if they were missed and beds found in
their present unslept-in state well, there would be a row of some sort, and, as Gerald
said, “Farewell to liberty!” “Of course we can get off all right,” said
Gerald. “Just all shout when we see a gardener or a keeper on the mainland. But if we do,
concealment is at an end and all is absolutely up!” “Yes,” said everyone gloomily. “Come, buck up!” said Gerald, the spirit of
the born general beginning to reawaken in him. “We shall get out of this scrape all
right, as we’ve got out of others; you know we shall. See, the sun’s coming out. You feel
all right and jolly now, don’t you?” “Yes, oh yes!” said everyone, in tones of
unmixed misery. The sun was now risen, and through a deep
cleft in the hills it sent a strong shaft of light straight at the island. The yellow
light, almost level, struck through the stems of the trees and dazzled the children’s eyes.
This, with the fact that he was not looking where he was going, as Jimmy did not fail
to point out later, was enough to account for what now happened to Gerald, who was leading
the melancholy little procession. He stumbled, clutched at a tree-trunk, missed his clutch,
and disappeared, with a yell and a clatter; and Mabel, who came next, only pulled herself
up just in time not to fall down a steep flight of moss-grown steps that seemed to open suddenly
in the ground at her feet. “Oh, Gerald!” she called down the steps; “are
you hurt?” “No,” said Gerald, out of sight and crossly,
for he was hurt, rather severely; “it’s steps, and there’s a passage.” “There always is,” said Jimmy. “I knew there was a passage,” said Mabel;
“it goes under the water and comes out at the Temple of Flora. Even the gardeners know
that, but they won’t go down, for fear of snakes.” “Then we can get out that way I do think you
might have said so,” Gerald’s voice came up to say.
“I didn’t think of it,” said Mabel. “At least And I suppose it goes past the place where
the Ugly-Wugly found its good hotel.” “I’m not going,” said Kathleen positively,
“not in the dark, I’m not. So I tell you!”
“Very well, baby,” said Gerald sternly, and his head appeared from below very suddenly
through interlacing brambles. “No one asked you to go in the dark. We’ll leave you here
if you like, and return and rescue you with a boat. Jimmy, the bicycle lamp!” He reached
up a hand for it. Jimmy produced from his bosom, the place where
lamps are always kept in fairy stories see Aladdin and others a bicycle lamp. “We brought it,” he explained, “so as not
to break our shins over bits of long Mabel among the rhododendrons.” “Now,” said Gerald very firmly, striking a
match and opening the thick, rounded glass front of the bicycle lamp, “I don’t know what
the rest of you are going to do, but I’m going down these steps and along this passage. If
we find the good hotel well, a good hotel never hurt anyone yet.” “It’s no good, you know,” said Jimmy weakly;
“you know jolly well you can’t get out of that Temple of Flora door, even if you get
to it.” “I don’t know,” said Gerald, still brisk and
commander-like; “there’s a secret spring inside that door most likely. We hadn’t a lamp last
time to look for it, remember.” “If there’s one thing I do hate its undergroundness,”
said Mabel. “You’re not a coward,” said Gerald, with what
is known as diplomacy. “You’re brave, Mabel. Don’t I know it!” You hold Jimmy’s hand and
I’ll hold Cathy s. Now then.” “I won’t have my hand held,” said Jimmy, of
course. “I’m not a kid.” “Well, Cathy will. Poor little Cathy! Nice
brother Jerry’ll hold poor Cathy’s hand.”
Gerald’s bitter sarcasm missed fire here, for Cathy gratefully caught the hand he held
out in mockery. She was too miserable to read his mood, as she mostly did. “Oh, thank you,
Jerry dear,” she said gratefully; “you are a dear, and I will try not to be frightened.”
And for quite a minute Gerald shamedly felt that he had not been quite, quite kind. So now, leaving the growing goldness of the
sunrise, the four went down the stone steps that led to the underground and underwater
passage, and everything seemed to grow dark and then to grow into a poor pretence of light
again, as the splendour of dawn gave place to the small dogged lighting of the bicycle
lamp. The steps did indeed lead to a passage, the beginnings of it choked with the drifted
dead leaves of many old autumns. But presently the passage took a turn, there were more steps,
down, down, and then the passage was empty and straight lined above and below and on
each side with slabs of marble, very clear and clean. Gerald held Cathy’s hand with more
of kindness and less of exasperation than he had supposed possible. And Cathy, on her part, was surprised to find
it possible to be so much less frightened than she expected. The flame of the bull’s-eye threw ahead a
soft circle of misty light the children followed it silently. Till, silently and suddenly,
the light of the bull’s-eye behaved as the flame of a candle does when you take it out
into the sunlight to light a bonfire, or explode a train of gunpowder, or what not. Because
now, with feelings mixed indeed, of wonder, and interest, and awe, but no fear, the children
found themselves in a great hail, whose arched roof was held up by two rows of round pillars,
and whose every corner was filled with a soft, searching, lovely light, filling every cranny,
as water fills the rocky secrecies of hidden sea-caves. “How beautiful!” Kathleen whispered, breathing
hard into the tickled ear of her brother, and Mabel caught the hand of Jimmy and whispered,
“I must hold your hand I must hold on to something silly, or I shan’t believe it’s real.” For this hall in which the children found
themselves was the most beautiful place in the world. I won’t describe it, because it
does not look the same to any two people, and you wouldn’t understand me if I tried
to tell you how it looked to any one of these four. But to each it seemed the most perfect
thing possible. I will only say that all round it were great arches. Kathleen saw them as
Moorish, Mabel as Tudor, Gerald as Norman, and Jimmy as Churchwarden Gothic. (If you
don’t know what these are, ask your uncle who collects brasses, and he will explain,
or perhaps Mr. Millar will draw the different kinds of arches for you.) And through these
arches one could see many things oh! but many things. Through one appeared an olive garden,
and in it two lovers who held each other’s hands, under an Italian moon; through another
a wild sea, and a ship to whom the wild, racing sea was slave. A third showed a king on his
throne, his courtiers obsequious about him; and yet a fourth showed a really good hotel,
with the respectable Ugly-Wugly sunning himself on the front doorsteps. There was a mother,
bending over a wooden cradle. There was an artist gazing entranced on the picture his
wet brush seemed to have that moment completed, a general dying on a field where Victory had
planted the standard he loved, and these things were not pictures, but the truest truths,
alive, and, as anyone could see, immortal. Many other pictures there were that these
arches framed. And all showed some moment when life had sprung to fire and flower the
best that the soul of man could ask or man’s destiny grant. And the really good hotel had
its place here too, because there are some souls that ask no higher thing of life than
“a really good hotel” . “Oh, I am glad we came; I am, I am!” Kathleen
murmured, and held fast to her brother’s hand. They went slowly up the hall, the ineffectual
bull’s-eye, held by Jimmy, very crooked indeed, showing almost as a shadow in this big, glorious
light. And then, when the hall’s end was almost reached,
the children saw where the light came from. It glowed and spread itself from one place,
and in that place stood the one statue that Mabel “did not know where to find” the statue
of Psyche. They went on, slowly, quite happy, quite bewildered. And when they came close
to Psyche they saw that on her raised hand the ring showed dark. Gerald let go Kathleen’s hand, put his foot
on the pediment, his knee on the pedestal. He stood up, dark and human, beside the white
girl with the butterfly wings. “I do hope you don’t mind,” he said, and drew
the ring off very gently. Then, as he dropped to the ground, “Not here,” he said. “I don’t
know why, but not here.” And they all passed behind the white Psyche,
and once more the bicycle lamp seemed suddenly to come to life again as Gerald held it in
front of him, to be the pioneer in the dark passage that led from the Hall of but they
did not know, then, what it was the Hall of. Then, as the twisting passage shut in on them
with a darkness that pressed close against the little light of the bicycle lamp, Kathleen
said, “Give me the ring. I know exactly what to say.” Gerald gave it with not extreme readiness. “I wish,” said Kathleen slowly, “that no one
at home may know that we’ve been out tonight, and I wish we were safe in our own beds, undressed,
and in our nightgowns, and asleep.” And the next thing any of them knew, it was
good, strong, ordinary daylight not just sunrise, but the kind of daylight you are used to being
called in, and all were in their own beds. Kathleen had framed the wish most sensibly.
The only mistake had been in saying “in our own beds” because, of course, Mabel’s own
bed was at Yalding Towers, and to this day Mabel’s drab-haired aunt cannot understand
how Mabel, who was staying the night with that child in the town she was so taken up
with, hadn’t come home at eleven, when the aunt locked up, and yet she was in her bed
in the morning. For though not a clever woman, she was not stupid enough to be able to believe
any one of the eleven fancy explanations which the distracted Mabel offered in the course
of the morning. The first (which makes twelve) of these explanations was The Truth, and of
course the aunt was far too clever to believe That! It was show-day at Yalding Castle, and it
seemed good to the children to go and visit Mabel, and, as Gerald put it, to mingle unsuspected
with the crowd; to gloat over all the things which they knew and which the crowd didn’t
know about the castle and the sliding panels, the magic ring and the statues that came alive.
Perhaps one of the pleasantest things about magic happenings is the feeling which they
give you of knowing what other people not only don’t know but wouldn’t, so to speak,
believe if they did. On the white road outside the gates of the
castle was a dark spattering of breaks and wagonettes and dogcarts. Three or four waiting
motor-cars puffed fatly where they stood, and bicycles sprawled in heaps along the grassy
hollow by the red brick wall. And the people who had been brought to the castle by the
breaks and wagonettes, and dog-carts and bicycles and motors, as well as those who had walked
there on their own unaided feet, were scattered about the grounds, or being shown over those
parts of the castle which were, on this one day of the week, thrown open to visitors. There were more visitors than usual today
because it had somehow been whispered about that Lord Yalding was down, and that the holland
covers were to be taken off the state furniture so that a rich American who wished to rent
the castle, to live in, might see the place in all its glory. It certainly did look very splendid. The embroidered
satin, gilded leather and tapestry of the chairs, which had been hidden by brown holland,
gave to the rooms a pleasant air of being lived in. There were flowering plants and
pots of roses here and there on tables or window-ledges. Mabel’s aunt prided herself
on her tasteful touch in the home, and had studied the arrangement of flowers in a series
of articles in Home Drivel called “How to Make Home High-class on Nine-pence a Week”. The great crystal chandeliers, released from
the bags that at ordinary times shrouded them, gleamed with grey and purple splendour. The
brown linen sheets had been taken off the state beds, and the red ropes that usually
kept the low crowd in its proper place had been rolled up and hidden away. “It’s exactly as if we were calling on the
family,” said the grocer’s daughter from Salisbury to her friend who was in the millinery. “If the Yankee doesn’t take it, what do you
say to you and me setting up here when we get spliced?” the draper’s assistant asked
his sweetheart. And she said: “Oh, Reggie, how can you! you are too funny.” All the afternoon the crowd in its smart holiday
clothes, pink blouses, and light-coloured suits, flowery hats, and scarves beyond description
passed through and through the dark hall, the magnificent drawing-rooms and boudoirs
and picture-galleries. The chattering crowd was awed into something like quiet by the
calm, stately bedchambers, where men had been born, and died; where royal guests had lain
in long-ago summer nights, with big bow-pots of elder-flowers set on the hearth to ward
off fever and evil spells. The terrace, where in old days dames in ruffs had sniffed the
sweet-brier and southern-wood of the borders below, and ladies, bright with rouge and powder
and brocade, had walked in the swing of their hooped skirts the terrace now echoed to the
sound of brown boots, and the tap-tap of high-heeled shoes at two and eleven three, and high laughter
and chattering voices that said nothing that the children wanted to hear. These spoiled
for them the quiet of the enchanted castle, and outraged the peace of the garden of enchantments. “It isn’t such a lark after all,” Gerald admitted,
as from the window of the stone summer-house at the end of the terrace they watched the
loud colours and heard the loud laughter. “I do hate to see all these people in our
garden.” “I said that to that nice bailiff-man this
morning,” said Mabel, setting herself on the stone floor, “and he said it wasn’t much to
let them come once a week. He said Lord Yalding ought to let them come when they liked said
he would if he lived there.” “That’s all he knows!” said Jimmy. “Did he
say anything else?” “Lots,” said Mabel. “I do like him! I told
him ,” “You didn’t!” “Yes. I told him lots about our adventures.
The humble bailiff is a beautiful listener.” “We shall be locked up for beautiful lunatics
if you let your jaw get the better of you, my Mabel child.” “Not us!” said Mabel. “I told it you know
the way every word true, and yet so that nobody believes any of it. When I’d quite done he
said I’d got a real littery talent, and I promised to put his name on the beginning
of the first book I write when I grow up.” “You don’t know his name,” said Kathleen.
“Let’s do something with the ring.” “Imposs!” said Gerald. “I forgot to tell you,
but I met Mademoiselle when I went back for my garters and she’s coming to meet us and
walk back with us.” “What did you say?” “I said,” said Gerald deliberately, “that
it was very kind of her. And so it was. Us not wanting her doesn’t make it not kind her
coming ” “It may be kind, but it’s sickening too,”
said Mabel, “because now I suppose we shall have to stick here and wait for her; and I
promised we d meet the bailiff-man. He’s going to bring things in a basket and have a picnic-tea
with us.” “Where?” “Beyond the dinosaurus. He said he’d tell
me all about the anteddy-something animals it means before Noah’s Ark; there are lots
besides the dinosaurus in return for me telling him my agreeable fictions. Yes, he called
them that.” “When?” “As soon as the gates shut. That’s five.” “We might take Mademoiselle along,” suggested
Gerald. “She d be too proud to have tea with a bailiff,
I expect; you never know how grown-ups will take the simplest things.” It was Kathleen
who said this. “Well, I’ll tell you what,” said Gerald, lazily
turning on the stone bench. “You all go along, and meet your bailiff. A picnic’s a picnic.
And I’ll wait for Mademoiselle.” Mabel remarked joyously that this was jolly
decent of Gerald, to which he modestly replied: “Oh, rot!” Jimmy added that Gerald rather liked sucking-up
to people. “Little boys don’t understand diplomacy,”
said Gerald calmly; “sucking-up is simply silly. But it’s better to be good than pretty
and ,” “How do you know?” Jimmy asked. “And,” his brother went on, “you never know
when a grown-up may come in useful. Besides, they like it. You must give them some little
pleasures. Think how awful it must be to be old. My hat!” “I hope I shan’t be an old maid,” said Kathleen. “I don’t mean to be,” said Mabel briskly.
“I’d rather marry a travelling tinker.” “It would be rather nice,” Kathleen mused,
“to marry the Gypsy King and go about in a caravan telling fortunes and hung round with
baskets and brooms.” “Oh, if I could choose,” said Mabel, “of course
I’d marry a brigand, and live in his mountain fastnesses, and be kind to his captives and
help them to escape and ,” “You’ll be a real treasure to your husband,”
said Gerald. “Yes,” said Kathleen, “or a sailor would be
nice. You’d watch for his ship coming home and set the lamp in the dormer window to light
him home through the storm; and when he was drowned at sea you d be most frightfully sorry,
and go every day to lay flowers on his daisied grave.” “Yes,” Mabel hastened to say, “or a soldier,
and then you’d go to the wars with short petticoats and a cocked hat and a barrel round your neck
like a St. Bernard dog. There’s a picture of a soldier’s wife on a song auntie’s got.
It’s called ‘The Veevandyear’.” “When I marry ” Kathleen quickly said. “When I marry,” said Gerald, “I’ll marry a
dumb girl, or else get the ring to make her so that she can’t speak unless she’s spoken
to. Let’s have a squint. He applied his eye to the stone lattice. “They’re moving off,” he said. “Those pink
and purple hats are nodding off in the distant prospect; and the funny little man with the
beard like a goat is going a different way from everyone else the gardeners will have
to head him off. I don’t see Mademoiselle, though. The rest of you had better bunk. It
doesn’t do to run any risks with picnics. The deserted hero of our tale, alone and unsupported,
urged on his brave followers to pursue the commissariat waggons, he himself remaining
at the post of danger and difficulty, because he was born to stand on burning decks whence
all but he had fled, and to lead forlorn hopes when despaired of by the human race!” “I think I’ll marry a dumb husband,” said
Mabel, “and there shan’t be any heroes in my books when I write them, only a heroine.
Come on, Cathy.” Coming out of that cool, shadowy summer-house
into the sunshine was like stepping into an oven, and the stone of the terrace was burning
to the children’s feet. “I know now what a cat on hot bricks feels
like,” said Jimmy. The antediluvian animals are set in a beech-wood
on a slope at least half a mile across the park from the castle. The grandfather of the
present Lord Yalding had them set there in the middle of last century, in the great days
of the late Prince Consort, the Exhibition of 1851, Sir Joseph Paxton, and the Crystal
Palace. Their stone flanks, their wide, ungainly wings, their lozenged crocodile-like backs
show grey through the trees a long way off. Most people think that noon is the hottest
time of the day. They are wrong. A cloudless sky gets hotter and hotter all the afternoon,
and reaches its very hottest at five. I am sure you must all have noticed this when you
are going out to tea anywhere in your best clothes, especially if your clothes are starched
and you happen to have a rather long and shadeless walk. Kathleen, Mabel, and Jimmy got hotter and
hotter, and went more and more slowly. They had almost reached that stage of resentment
and discomfort when one “wishes one hadn’t come” before they saw, below the edge of the
beech-wood, the white waved handkerchief of the bailiff. That banner, eloquent of tea, shade, and being
able to sit down, put new heart into them. They mended their pace, and a final desperate
run landed them among the drifted coppery leaves and bare grey and green roots of the
beech-wood. “Oh, glory!” said Jimmy, throwing himself
down. “How do you do?” The bailiff looked very nice, the girls thought.
He was not wearing his velveteens, but a grey flannel suit that an Earl need not have scorned;
and his straw hat would have done no discredit to a Duke; and a Prince could not have worn
a prettier green tie. He welcomed the children warmly. And there were two baskets dumped
heavy and promising among the beech-leaves. He was a man of tact. The hot, instructive
tour of the stone antediluvians, which had loomed with ever-lessening charm before the
children, was not even mentioned. “You must be desert-dry,” he said, “and you’ll
be hungry, too, when you’ve done being thirsty. I put on the kettle as soon as I discerned
the form of my fair romancer in the extreme offing.” The kettle introduced itself with puffings
and bubblings from the hollow between two grey roots where it sat on a spirit-lamp. “Take off your shoes and stockings, won’t
you?” said the bailiff in matter-of-course tones, just as old ladies ask each other to
take off their bonnets; “there’s a little baby canal just over the ridge.” The joys of dipping one’s feet in cool running
water after a hot walk have yet to be described. I could write pages about them. There was
a mill-stream when I was young with little fishes in it, and dropped leaves that spun
round, and willows and alders that leaned over it and kept it cool, and but this is
not the story of my life. When they came back, on rested, damp, pink
feet, tea was made and poured ouy delicious tea with as much milk as ever you wanted,
out of a beer bottle with a screw top, and cakes, and gingerbread, and plums, and a big
melon with a lump of ice in its heart a tea for the gods! This thought must have come to Jimmy, for
he said suddenly, removing his face from inside a wide-bitten crescent of melon-rind: “Your feast’s as good as the feast of the
Immortals, almost.” “Explain your recondite allusion,” said the
grey-flannelled host; and Jimmy, understanding him to say, “What do you mean?” replied with
the whole tale of that wonderful night when the statues came alive, and a banquet of unearthly
splendour and deliciousness was plucked by marble hands from the trees of the lake island. When he had done the bailiff said: “Did you
get all this out of a book?” “No,” said Jimmy, “it happened.” “You are an imaginative set of young dreamers,.
aren’t you?” the bailiff asked, handing the plums to Kathleen, who smiled, friendly but
embarrassed. Why couldn’t Jimmy have held his tongue? “No, we re not,” said that indiscreet one
obstinately; “everything I’ve told you did happen, and so did the things
Mabel told you.” The bailiff looked a little uncomfortable.
“All right, old chap,” he said. And there was a short, uneasy silence. “Look here,”
said Jimmy, who seemed for once to have got the bit between his teeth, “do you believe
me or not?” “Don’t be silly, Jimmy!” Kathleen whispered.
“Because, if you don’t I’ll make you believe.” “Don’t!” said Mabel and Kathleen together. “Do you or don’t you?” Jimmy insisted, lying
on his front with his chin on his hands, his elbows on a moss-cushion, and his bare legs
kicking among the beech leaves. “I think you tell adventures awfully well,”
said the bailiff cautiously. “Very well,” said Jimmy, abruptly sitting
up, “you don’t believe me. Nonsense, Cathy! he’s a gentleman, even if he is a bailiff.” “Thank you!” said the bailiff with eyes that
twinkled. “You won’t tell, will you?” Jimmy urged. “Tell what?” “Anything.” “Certainly not. I am, as you say, the soul
of honour.” “Then Cathy, give me the ring.” “Oh, no!” said the girls together. Kathleen did not mean to give up the ring;
Mabel did not mean that she should; Jimmy certainly used no force. Yet presently he
held it in his hand. It was his hour. There are times like that for all of us, when what
we say shall be done is done. “Now,” said Jimmy, “this is the ring Mabel
told you about. I say it is a wishing-ring. And if you will put it on your hand and wish,
whatever you wish will happen.” “Must I wish out loud?” “Yes I think so.” “Don’t wish for anything silly,” said Kathleen,
making the best of the situation, “like its being fine on Tuesday or its being your favourite
pudding for dinner tomorrow. Wish for something you really want.” “I will,” said the bailiff. “I’ll wish for
the only thing I really want. I wish my I wish my friend were here.” The three who knew the power of the ring looked
round to see the bailiff’s friend appear; a surprised man that friend would be, they
thought, and perhaps a frightened one. They had all risen, and stood ready to soothe and
reassure the newcomer. But no startled gentleman appeared in the wood, only, coming quietly
through the dappled sun and shadow under the beech-trees, Mademoiselle and Gerald, Mademoiselle
in a white gown, looking quite nice and like a picture, Gerald hot and polite. “Good afternoon,” said that dauntless leader
of forlorn hopes. “I persuaded Mademoiselle ” That sentence was never finished, for the
bailiff and the French governess were looking at each other with the eyes of tired travellers
who find, quite without expecting it, the desired end of a very long journey. And the children saw that even if they spoke
it would not make any difference. “You!” said the bailiff. “Mais . . . c’est donc vous,” said Mademoiselle,
in a funny choky voice. And they stood still and looked at each other,
“like stuck pigs” , as Jimmy said later, for quite a long time.
“Is she your friend?” Jimmy asked. “Yes oh yes,” said the bailiff. “You are my
friend, are you not?” “But yes,” Mademoiselle said softly. “I am
your friend.” “There! you see,” said Jimmy, “the ring does
do what I said.” “We won’t quarrel about that,” said the bailiff.
“You can say it’s the ring. For me it’s a coincidence the happiest, the dearest ,” “Then you ?” said the French governess. “Of course,” said the bailiff. “Jimmy, give
your brother some tea. Mademoiselle, come and walk in the woods: there are a thousand
things to say.” “Eat then, my Gerald,” said Mademoiselle,
now grown young, and astonishingly like a fairy princess. “I return all at the hour,
and we re-enter together. It is that we must speak each other. It is long time that we
have not seen us, me and Lord Yalding!” “So he was Lord Yalding all the time,” said
Jimmy, breaking a stupefied silence as the white gown and the grey flannels disappeared
among the beech trunks. “Landscape painter sort of dodge silly, I call it. And fancy
her being a friend of his, and his wishing she was here! Different from us, eh? Good
old ring!” “His friend!” said Mabel with strong scorn;
“Don’t you see she’s his lover? Don’t you see she’s the lady that was bricked up in
the convent, because he was so poor, and he couldn’t find her. And now the ring’s made
them live happy ever after. I am glad! Aren’t you, Cathy?” “Rather!” said Kathleen; “it’s as good as
marrying a sailor or a bandit.” “It’s the ring did it,” said Jimmy. “If the
American takes the house he’ll pay lots of rent, and they can live on that.” “I wonder if they’ll be married tomorrow!”
said Mabel. “Wouldn’t if be fun if we were bridesmaids,”
said Cathy. “May I trouble you for the melon,” said Gerald.
“Thanks! Why didn’t we know he was Lord Yalding? Apes and moles that we were!” “I’ve known since last night,” said Mabel
calmly; “only I promised not to tell. I can keep a secret, can’t I?” “Too jolly well,” said Kathleen, a little
aggrieved. “He was disguised as a bailiff,” said Jimmy;
“that’s why we didn’t know.” “Disguised as a fiddle-stick-end,” said Gerald.
“Ha, ha! I see something old Sherlock Holmes never saw, nor that idiot Watson, either.
If you want a really impenetrable disguise, you ought to disguise yourself as what you
really are. I’ll remember that.” “It’s like Mabel, telling things so that you
can’t believe them,” said Cathy.
“I think Mademoiselle’s jolly lucky,” said Mabel. “She’s not so bad. He might have done worse,”
said Gerald. “Plums, please!”
There was quite plainly magic at work. Mademoiselle next morning was a changed governess. Her
cheeks were pink, her lips were red, her eyes were larger and brighter, and she had done
her hair in an entirely new way, rather frivolous and very becoming. “Mamselle’s coming out!” Eliza remarked. Immediately after breakfast Lord Yalding called
with a wagonette that wore a smart blue cloth coat, and was drawn by two horses whose coats
were brown and shining and fitted them even better than the blue cloth coat fitted the
wagonette, and the whole party drove in state and splendour to Yalding Towers. Arrived there, the children clamoured for
permission to explore the castle thoroughly, a thing
that had never yet been possible. Lord Yalding, a little absent in manner, but yet quite cordial,
consented. Mabel showed the others all the secret doors and unlikely passages and stairs
that she had discovered. It was a glorious morning. Lord Yalding and Mademoiselle went
through the house, it is true, but in a rather half-hearted way. Quite soon they were tired,
and went out through the French windows of the drawing-room and through the rose garden,
to sit on the curved stone seat in the middle of the maze, where once, at the beginning
of things, Gerald, Kathleen, and Jimmy had found the sleeping Princess who wore pink
silk and diamonds. The children felt that their going left to
the castle a more spacious freedom, and explored with more than Arctic enthusiasm. It was as
they emerged from the little rickety secret staircase that led from the powdering-room
of the state suite to the gallery of the hall that they came suddenly face to face with
the odd little man who had a beard like a goat and had taken the wrong turning yesterday. “This part of the castle is private,” said
Mabel, with great presence of mind, and shut the door behind her. “I am aware of it,” said the goat-faced stranger,
“but I have the permission of the Earl of Yalding to examine the house at my leisure.” “Oh!” said Mabel. “I beg your pardon. We all
do. We didn’t know.” “You are relatives of his lordship, I should
surmise?” asked the goat-faced. “Not exactly,” said Gerald. “Friends”. The gentleman was thin and very neatly dressed;
he had small, merry eyes and a face that was brown and dry-looking. “You are playing some game, I should suppose?” “No, sir,” said Gerald, “only exploring.” “May a stranger propose himself as a member
of your Exploring Expedition?” asked the gentleman, smiling
a tight but kind smile. The children looked at each other. “You see,” said Gerald, “it’s rather difficult
to explain but you see what I mean, don’t you?” “He means,” said Jimmy, “that we can’t take
you into an exploring party without we know what you want to go for.” “Are you a photographer?” asked Mabel, “or
is it some newspaper’s sent you to write about the Towers?” “I understand your position,” said the gentleman.
“I am not a photographer, nor am I engaged by any journal. I am a man of independent
means, travelling in this country with the intention of renting a residence. My name
is Jefferson D. Conway.” “Oh!” said Mabel; “then you’re the American
millionaire.” “I do not like the description, young lady,”
said Mr. Jefferson D. Conway. “I am an American citizen, and I am
not without means. This is a fine property a very fine property.
If it were for sale ,” “It isn’t, it can’t be,” Mabel hastened to
explain. “The lawyers have put it in a tale, so Lord Yalding can’t sell it. But you could
take it to live in, and pay Lord Yalding a good millionairish rent, and then he could
marry the French governess ” “Shish!” said Kathleen and Mr. Jefferson D.
Conway together, and he added: “Lead the way, please; and I should suggest that the exploration
be complete and exhaustive.” Thus encouraged, Mabel led the millionaire
through all the castle. He seemed pleased, yet disappointed too.
“It is a fine mansion,” he said at last when they had come back to the point from which
they had started; “but I should suppose, in a house this size, there would mostly be a
secret stairway, or a priests hiding place, or a ghost?” “There are,” said Mabel briefly, “but I thought
Americans didn’t believe in anything but machinery and newspapers.” She touched the spring of
the panel behind her, and displayed the little tottery staircase to the American. The sight
of it worked a wonderful transformation in him. He became eager, alert, very keen. “Say!” he cried, over and over again, standing
in the door that led from the powdering-room to the state bed-chamber. “But this is great
great!” The hopes of everyone ran high. It seemed
almost certain that the castle would be let for a millionairish rent and Lord Yalding
be made affluent to the point of marriage. “If there were a ghost located in this ancestral
pile, I’d close with the Earl of Yalding today, now, on the nail,” Mr. Jefferson D. Conway
went on. “If you were to stay till tomorrow, and sleep
in this room, I expect you’d see the ghost,” said Mabel. “There is a ghost located here then?” he said
joyously. “They say,” Mabel answered, “that old Sir
Rupert, who lost his head in Henry the Eighth’s time, walks of a night here, with his head
under his arm. But we’ve not seen that. What we have seen is the lady in a pink dress with
diamonds in her hair. She carries a lighted taper,” Mabel hastily added. The others, now
suddenly aware of Mabel’s plan, hastened to assure the American in accents of earnest
truth that they had all seen the lady with the pink gown. He looked at them with half-closed eyes that
twinkled. “Well,” he said, “I calculate to ask the Earl
of Yalding to permit me to pass a night in his ancestral best bed- chamber. And if I
hear so much as a phantom footstep, or hear so much as a ghostly sigh, I’ll take the place.” “I am glad!” said Cathy. “You appear to be very certain of your ghost,”
said the American, still fixing them with little eyes that shone. “Let me tell you,
young gentlemen, that I carry a gun, and when I see a ghost, I shoot.” He pulled a pistol out of his hip-pocket,
and looked at it lovingly. “And I am a fair average shot,” he went on,
walking across the shiny floor of the state bed-chamber to the open window. “See that
big red rose, like a tea-saucer?” They saw. The next moment a loud report broke the stillness,
and the red petals of the shattered rose strewed balustrade and terrace. The American looked from one child to another.
Every face was perfectly white. “Jefferson D. Conway made his little pile
by strict attention to business, and keeping his eyes skinned,” he added. “Thank you for
all your kindness.” “Suppose you’d done it, and he’d shot you!”
said Jimmy cheerfully. “That would have been an adventure, wouldn’t
it?” “I’m going to do it still,” said Mabel, pale
and defiant. “Let’s find Lord Yalding and get the ring back.”
Lord Yalding had had an interview with Mabel’s aunt, and lunch for six was laid in the great
dark hall, among the armour and the oak furniture a beautiful lunch served on silver dishes.
Mademoiselle, becoming every moment younger and more like a Princess, was moved to tears
when Gerald rose, lemonade-glass in hand, and proposed the health of “Lord and Lady
Yalding”. When Lord Yalding had returned thanks in a
speech full of agreeable jokes the moment seemed to Gerald propitious, and he said: “The ring, you know you don’t believe in it,
but we do. May we have it back?” And got it. Then, after a hasty council, held in the panelled
jewel-room, Mabel said: “This is a wishing-ring, and I wish all the American’s weapons of all
sorts were here.” Instantly the room was full six feet up the
wall of a tangle and mass of weapons, swords, spears, arrows, tomahawks, fowling pieces,
blunderbusses, pistols, revolvers, scimitars, kreeses every kind of weapon you can think
of and the four children wedged in among all these weapons of death hardly dared to breathe. “He collects arms, I expect,” said Gerald,
“and the arrows are poisoned, I shouldn’t wonder. Wish them back where they came from,
Mabel, for goodness sake, and try again.” Mabel wished the weapons away, and at once
the four children stood safe in a bare panelled room. But “No,”, Mabel said, “I can’t stand it. We’ll
work the ghost another way. I wish the American may think he sees a ghost when he goes to
bed. Sir Rupert with his head under his arm will do.” “Is it tonight he sleeps there?” “I don’t know. I wish he may see Sir Rupert
every night that’ll make it all serene.” “It’s rather dull,” said Gerald; “we shan’t
know whether he’s seen Sir Rupert or not.”
“We shall know in the morning, when he takes the house.” This being settled, Mabel’s aunt was found
to be desirous of Mabel’s company, so the others went home.
It was when they were at supper that Lord Yalding suddenly appeared, and said: “Mr.
Jefferson Conway wants you boys to spend the night with him in the state chamber. I’ve
had beds put up. You don’t mind, do you? He seems to think you’ve got some idea of playing
ghost-tricks on him.” It was difficult to refuse, so difficult that
it proved impossible. Ten o clock found the boys each in a narrow
white bed that looked quite absurdly small in that high, dark chamber, and in face of
that tall gaunt four-poster hung with tapestry and ornamented with funereal-looking plumes. “I hope to goodness there isn’t a real ghost,”
Jimmy whispered. “Not likely,” Gerald whispered back. “But I don’t want to see Sir Rupert’s ghost
with its head under its arm,” Jimmy insisted. “You won’t. The most you’ll see’ll be the
millionaire seeing it. Mabel said he was to see it, not us. Very likely you’ll sleep all
night and not see anything. Shut your eyes and count up to a million and don’t be a goat!” As soon as Mabel had learned from her drab-haired
aunt that this was indeed the night when Mr. Jefferson D. Conway would sleep at the castle
she had hastened to add a wish, “that Sir Rupert and his head may appear tonight in
the state bedroom.” Jimmy shut his eyes and began to count a million.
Before he had counted it he fell asleep. So did his brother. They were awakened by the loud echoing bang
of a pistol shot. Each thought of the shot that had been fired that morning, and opened
eyes that expected to see a sunshiny terrace and red-rose petals strewn upon warm white
stone. Instead, there was the dark, lofty state chamber,
lighted but little by six tall candles; there was the American in shirt and trousers, a
smoking pistol in his hand; and there, advancing from the door of the powdering-room, a figure
in doublet and hose, a ruff round its neck and no head! The head, sure enough, was there;
but it was under the right arm, held close in the slashed-velvet sleeve of the doublet.
The face looking from under the arm wore a pleasant smile. Both boys, I am sorry to say,
screamed. The American fired again. The bullet passed through Sir Rupert, who advanced without
appearing to notice it. Then, suddenly, the lights went out. The next
thing the boys knew it was morning. A grey daylight shone blankly through the tall windows
and wild rain was beating upon the glass, and the American was gone. “Where are we?” said Jimmy, sitting up with
tangled hair and looking round him. “Oh, I remember. Ugh! it was horrid. I’m about fed
up with that ring, so 1 don’t mind telling you.” “Nonsense!” said Gerald. “I enjoyed it. I
wasn’t a bit frightened, were you?” “No,” said Jimmy, “of course I wasn’t. “We’ve done the trick,” said Gerald later
when they learned that the American had breakfasted early with Lord Yalding and taken the first
train to London; “he’s gone to get rid of his other house, and take this one. The old
ring’s beginning to do really useful things.” “Perhaps you’ll believe in the ring now,”
said Jimmy to Lord Yalding, whom he met later on in the picture-gallery; “it’s all our doing
that Mr. Jefferson saw the ghost. He told us he’d take the house if he saw a ghost,
so of course we took care he did see one.” “Oh, you did, did you?” said Lord Yalding
in rather an odd voice. “I’m very much obliged, I’m sure.”
“Don’t mention it,” said Jimmy kindly. “I thought you’d be pleased and him too.” “Perhaps you’ll be interested to learn,” said
Lord Yalding, putting his hands in his pockets and staring down at Jimmy, “that Mr. Jefferson
D. Conway was so pleased with your ghost that he got me out of bed at six o clock this morning
to talk about it.” “Oh, ripping!” said Jimmy. “What did he say?” “He said, as far as I can remember,” said
Lord Yalding, still in the same strange voice “he said: “My lord, your ancestral pile is
Al. It is, in fact, The Limit. Its luxury is palatial, its grounds are nothing short
of Edenesque. No expense has been spared, I should surmise. Your ancestors were whole-hoggers.
They have done the thing as it should be done every detail attended to. I like your tapestry,
and I like your oak, and I like your secret stairs. But I think your ancestors should
have left well enough alone, and stopped at that.” So I said they had, as far as I knew,
and he shook his head and said: “No, Sir. Your ancestors take the air of a
night with their heads under their arms. A ghost that sighed or glided or rustled I could
have stood, and thanked you for it, and considered it in the rent. But a ghost that bullets go
through while it stands grinning with a bare neck and its head loose under its own arm
and little boys screaming and fainting in their beds no! What I say is, If this is a
British hereditary high-toned family ghost, excuse me!” And he went off by the early train. “I say,” the stricken Jimmy remarked, “I am
sorry, and I don’t think we did faint, really I don’t but we thought it would be just what
you wanted. And perhaps someone else will take the house.” “I don’t know anyone else rich enough,” said
Lord Yalding. “Mr. Conway came the day before he said he would, or you’d never have got
hold of him. And I don’t know how you did it, and I don’t want to know. It was a rather
silly trick.” There was a gloomy pause. The rain beat against
the long windows. “I say” Jimmy looked up at Lord Yalding with
the light of a new idea in his round face “I say, if you’re hard up, why don’t you sell
your jewels?” “I haven’t any jewels, you meddlesome young
duffer,” said Lord Yalding quite crossly; and taking his hands out of his pockets, he
began to walk away. “I mean the ones in the panelled room with
the stars in the ceiling,” Jimmy insisted, following him. “There aren’t any,” said Lord Yalding shortly;
“and if this is some more ring-nonsense I advise you to be careful, young man. I’ve
had about as much as I care for.” “It’s not ring-nonsense, said Jimmy: “there
are shelves and shelves of beautiful family jewels. You can sell them and ,” “Oh, no!” cried Mademoiselle, appearing like
an oleograph of a duchess in the door of the picture-gallery; “don’t sell the family jewels
” “There aren’t any, my lady,” said Lord Yalding,
going towards her. “I thought you were never coming.”
“Oh, aren’t there!” said Mabel, who had followed Mademoiselle.
“You just come and see,” “Let us see what they will to show us,” cried
Mademoiselle, for Lord Yalding did not move; “it should at least
be amusing.” “It is,” said Jimmy. So they went, Mabel and Jimmy leading, while
Mademoiselle and Lord Yalding followed, hand in hand.
“It’s much safer to walk hand in hand,” said Lord Yalding; “with these children at large
one never knows what may happen next.” It would be interesting, no doubt, to describe
the feelings of Lord Yalding as he followed Mabel and Jimmy through his ancestral halls,
but I have no means of knowing at all what he felt. Yet one must suppose that he felt
something: bewilderment, perhaps, mixed with a faint wonder, and a desire to pinch himself
to see if he were dreaming. Or he may have pondered the rival questions, “Am I mad? Are
they mad?” without being at all able to decide which he ought to try to answer, let alone
deciding what, in either case, the answer ought to be. You see, the children did seem
to believe in the odd stories they told and the wish had come true, and the ghost had
appeared. He must have thought but all this is vain; I don’t really know what he thought
any more than you do. Nor can I give you any clew to the thoughts
and feelings of Mademoiselle. I only know that she was very happy, but anyone would
have known that if they had seen her face. Perhaps this is as good a moment as any to
explain that when her guardian had put her in a convent so that she should not sacrifice
her fortune by marrying a poor lord, her guardian had secured that fortune (to himself) by going
off with it to South America. Then, having no money left, Mademoiselle had to work for it. So she went out as governess,
and took the situation she did take because it was near Lord Yalding’s home. She wanted
to see him, even though she thought he had forsaken her and did not love her any more.
And now she had seen him. I dare say she thought about some of these things as she went along
through his house, her hand held in his. But of course I can’t be sure. Jimmy’s thoughts, of course, I can read like
any old book. He thought, “Now he’ll have to believe me.” That Lord Yalding should believe
him had become, quite unreasonably, the most important thing in the world to Jimmy. He
wished that Gerald and Kathleen were there to share his triumph, but they were helping
Mabel’s aunt to cover the grand furniture up, and so were out of what followed. Not
that they missed much, for when Mabel proudly said, “Now you’ll see, and the others came
close round her in the little panelled room, there was a pause, and then nothing happened
at all! “There’s a secret spring here somewhere,”
said Mabel, fumbling with fingers that had suddenly grown hot and damp. “Where?” said Lord Yalding. “Here,” said Mabel impatiently, “only I can’t
find it.” And she couldn’t. She found the spring of
the secret panel under the window all right, but that seemed to everyone dull compared
with the jewels that everyone had pictured and two at least had seen. But the spring
that made the oak panelling slide away and displayed jewels plainly to any eye worth
a king’s ransom this could not be found. More, it was simply not there. There could be no
doubt of that. Every inch of the panelling was felt by careful fingers. The earnest protests
of Mabel and Jimmy died away presently in a silence made painful by the hotness of one’s
ears, the discomfort of not liking to meet anyone’s eyes, and the resentful feeling that
the spring was not behaving in at all a sportsmanlike way, and that, in a word, this was not cricket. “You see!” said Lord Yalding severely. “Now
you’ve had your joke, if you call it a joke, and I’ve had enough of the whole silly business.
Give me the ring it’s mine, I suppose, since you say you found it somewhere here and don’t
let’s hear another word about all this rubbish of magic and enchantment.” “Gerald’s got the ring,” said Mabel miserably. “Then go and fetch him,” said Lord Yalding
“both of you.” The melancholy pair retired, and Lord Yalding
spent the time of their absence in explaining to Mademoiselle how very unimportant jewels
were compared with other things. The four children came back together. “We’ve had enough of this ring business,”
said Lord Yalding. “Give it to me and we’ll say no more about it.” “I I can’t get it off,” said Gerald. “It it
always did have a will of its own.” “I’ll soon get it off,” said Lord Yalding.
But he didn’t. “We’ll try soap,” he said firmly. Four out of his five hearers knew just exactly
how much use soap would be. “They won’t believe about the jewels,” wailed
Mabel, suddenly dissolved in tears, “and I can’t find the spring. I’ve felt all over
we all have it was just here, and ” Her fingers felt it as she spoke; and as she
ceased to speak the carved panels slid away, and the blue velvet shelves laden with jewels
were disclosed to the unbelieving eyes of Lord Yalding and the lady who was to be his
wife. “Jove!” said Lord Yalding. “Misericorde!” said the lady. “But why now?” gasped Mabel. “Why not before?” “I expect it’s magic,” said Gerald. “There’s
no real spring here, and it couldn’t act because the ring wasn’t here. You know Phoebus told
us the ring was the heart of all the magic.” “Shut it up and take the ring away and see. They did, and Gerald was (as usual, he himself
pointed out) proved to be right. When the ring was away there was no spring; when the
ring was in the room there (as Mabel urged) was the spring all right enough. “So you see,” said Mabel to Lord Yalding. “I see that the spring’s very artfully concealed,”
said that dense peer. “I think it was very clever indeed of you to find it. And if those
jewels are real ,” “Of course they’re real,” said Mabel indignantly. “Well, anyway,” said Lord Yalding, “thank
you all very much. I think it’s clearing up. I’ll send the wagonette home with you after
lunch. And if you don’t mind, I’ll have the ring.” Half an hour of soap and water produced no
effect whatever, except to make the finger of Gerald very red and very sore. Then Lord
Yalding said something very impatient indeed, and then Gerald suddenly became angry and
said: “Well, I’m sure I wish it would come off,” and of course instantly, “slick as butter”
, as he later pointed out, off it came. “Thank you,” said Lord Yalding. “And I believe now he thinks I kept it on
on purpose,” said Gerald afterwards when, at ease on the leads at home, they talked
the whole thing out over a tin of preserved pineapple and a bottle of ginger-beer apiece.
“There’s no pleasing some people. He wasn’t in such a fiery hurry to order that wagonette
after he found that Mademoiselle meant to go when we did. But I liked him better when
he was a humble bailiff. Take him for all in all, he does not look as if we should like
him again. “He doesn’t know what’s the matter with him,”
said Kathleen, leaning back against the tiled roof) “it’s really the magic it’s like sickening
with measles.” Don’t you remember how cross Mabel was at
first about the invisibleness?” “Rather!” said Jimmy. “It’s partly that,” said Gerald, trying to
be fair, “and partly it’s the being in love. It always makes people like idiots a chap
at school told me. His sister was like that . quite rotten, you know. And she used to
be quite a decent sort before she was engaged.” At tea and at supper Mademoiselle was radiant
as attractive as a lady on a Christmas card, as merry as a marmoset, and as kind as you
would always be yourself if you could take the trouble. At breakfast, an equal radiance,
kindness, attraction, merriment. Then Lord Yalding came to see her. The meeting took
place in the drawing-room; the children with deep discreetness remained shut in the school-room
till Gerald, going up to his room for a pencil, surprised Eliza with her ear glued to the
drawing-room key-hole. After that Gerald sat on the top stair with
a book. He could not hear any of the conversation
in the drawing-room, but he could command a view of the door, and in this way be certain
that no one else heard any of it. Thus it was that when the drawing-room door opened
Gerald was in a position to see Lord Yalding come out. “Our young hero, as he said later,
“coughed with infinite tact to show that he was there,” but Lord Yalding did not seem
to notice. He walked in a blind sort of way to the hat-stand, fumbled clumsily with the
umbrellas and macintoshes, found his straw hat and looked at it gloomily, crammed it
on his head and went out, banging the door behind him in the most reckless way. He left the drawing-room door open, and Gerald,
though he had purposely put himself in a position where one could hear nothing from the drawing-room
when the door was shut, could hear something quite plainly now that the door was open.
That something, he noticed with deep distress and disgust, was the sound of sobs and sniffs.
Mademoiselle was quite certainly crying. “Jimminy!” he remarked to himself, “they haven’t
lost much time. Fancy their beginning to quarrel already! I hope I’ll never have to be anybody’s
lover.” But this was no time to brood on the terrors
of his own future. Eliza might at any time occur. She would not for a moment hesitate
to go through that open door, and push herself into the very secret sacred heart of Mademoiselle’s
grief. It seemed to Gerald better that he should be the one to do this. So he went softly
down the worn green Dutch carpet of the stairs and into the drawing-room, shutting the door
softly and securely behind him. “It is all over,” Mademoiselle was saying,
her face buried in the beady arum-lilies on a red ground worked for a cushion cover by
a former pupil: “he will not marry me!” Do not ask me how Gerald had gained the lady’s
confidence. He had, as I think I said almost at the beginning, very pretty ways with grown-ups,
when he chose. Anyway, he was holding her hand, almost as affectionately as if she had
been his mother with a headache, and saying “Don’t!” and “Don’t cry!” and “It’ll be all
right, you see if it isn’t” in the most comforting way you can imagine, varying the treatment
with gentle thumps on the back and entreaties to her to tell him all about it. This wasn’t mere curiosity, as you might think.
The entreaties were prompted by Gerald’s growing certainty that whatever was the matter was
somehow the fault of that ring. And in this Gerald was (“once more, as he told himself)
right. The tale, as told by Mademoiselle, was certainly
an unusual one. Lord Yalding, last night after dinner, had walked in the park “to think of
” “Yes, I know,” said Gerald; “and he had the
ring on. And he saw ” “He saw the monuments become alive,” sobbed
Mademoiselle; “his brain was troubled by the ridiculous accounts of fairies that you tell
him. He sees Apollon and Aphrodite alive on their marble. He remembers him of your story.
He wish himself a statue. Then he becomes mad imagines to himself that your story of
the island is true, plunges in the lake, swims among the beasts of the Ark of Noe, feeds
with gods on an island. At dawn the madness become less. He think the Pantheon vanish.
But him, no he thinks himself statue, hiding from gardeners in his garden till nine less
a quarter. Then he thinks to wish himself no more a statue and perceives that he is
flesh and blood. A bad dream, but he has lost the head with the tales you tell. He say it
is no dream but he is fool mad how you say? And a mad man must not marry. There is no
hope. I am at despair! And the life is vain!” “There is,” said Gerald earnestly. “I assure
you there is hope, I mean. And life’s as right as rain really. And there’s nothing to despair
about. He’s not mad, and it’s not a dream. It’s magic. It really and truly is.” “The magic exists not,” Mademoiselle moaned;
“it is that he is mad. It is the joy to re-see me after so many days. Oh, la-la-la-la-la!” “Did he talk to the gods?” Gerald asked gently. “It is there the most mad of all his ideas.
He say that Mercure give him rendezvous at some temple tomorrow when the moon raise herself.” “Right,” cried Gerald, “righto! Dear nice,
kind, pretty Mademoiselle Rapunzel, don’t be a silly little duffer” he lost himself
for a moment among the consoling endearments he was accustomed to offer to Kathleen in
moments of grief and emotion, but hastily added: “I mean, do not be a lady who weeps
causelessly. Tomorrow he will go to that temple. I will go. Thou shalt go he will go. We will
go you will go let ’em all go! And, you see, it’s going to be absolutely all right. He’ll
see he isn’t mad, and you’ll understand all about everything. Take my handkerchief, it’s
quite a clean one as it happens; I haven’t even unfolded it. Oh! do stop crying, there’s
a dear, darling, long-lost lover.” This flood of eloquence was not without effect.
She took his handkerchief, sobbed, half smiled, dabbed at her eyes, and said: “Oh, naughty!
Is it some trick you play him, like the ghost?” “I can’t explain,” said Gerald, “but I give
you my word of honour you know what an Englishman’s word of honour is, don’t you? even if you
are French that everything is going to be exactly what you wish. I’ve never told you
a lie. Believe me!” “It is curious,” said she, drying her eyes,
“but I do.” And once again, so suddenly that he could not have resisted, she kissed him.
I think, however, that in this her hour of sorrow he would have thought it mean to resist. “It pleases her and it doesn’t hurt me much,”
would have been his thought. And now it is near moonrise. The French governess,
half-doubting, half-hoping, but wholly longing to be near Lord Yalding even if he be as mad
as a March hare, and the four children they have collected Mabel by an urgent letter-card
posted the day before are going over the dewy grass. The moon has not yet risen, but her
light is in the sky mixed with the pink and purple of the sunset. The west is heavy with
ink-clouds and rich colour, but the east, where the moon rises, is clear as a rock-pool. They go across the lawn and through the beech
wood and come at last, through a tangle of underwood and bramble, to a little level tableland
that rises out of the flat hill-top one tableland out of another. Here is the ring of vast rugged
stones, one pierced with a curious round hole, worn smooth at its edges. In the middle of
the circle is a great flat stone, alone, desolate, full of meaning a stone that is covered thick
with the memory of old faiths and creeds long since forgotten. Something dark moves in the
circle. The French girl breaks from the children, goes to it, clings to its arm. It is Lord
Yalding, and he is telling her to go. “Never of the life!” she cries. “If you are
mad I am mad too, for I believe the tale these children tell. And I am here to be with thee
and see with thee whatever the rising moon shall show us.” The children, holding hands by the flat stone,
more moved by the magic in the girl’s voice than by any magic of enchanted rings, listen,
trying not to listen. “Are you not afraid?” Lord Yalding is saying. “Afraid? With you?” she laughs. He put his
arm round her. The children hear her sigh. “Are you afraid,” he says, “my darling?” Gerald goes across the wide turf ring expressly
to say: “You can’t be afraid if you are wearing the ring. And I’m sorry, but we can hear every
word you say.” She laughs again. “It makes nothing,” she
says “you know already if we love each other.” Then he puts the ring on her finger, and they
stand together. The white of his flannel coat sleeve marks no line on the white of her dress;
they stand as though cut out of one block of marble. Then a faint greyness touches the top of that
round hole, creeps up the side. Then the hole is a disc of light a moonbeam strikes straight
through it across the grey green of the circle that the stones mark, and as the moon rises
the moonbeam slants downward. The children have drawn back till they stand close to the
lovers. The moonbeam slants more and more; now it touches the far end of the stone, now
it draws nearer and nearer to the middle of it, now at last it touches the very heart
and centre of that central stone. And then it is as though a spring were touched, a fountain
of light released. Everything changes or, rather, everything is revealed. There are
no more secrets. The plan of the world seems plain, like an easy sum that one writes in
big figures on a child’s slate. One wonders how one can ever have wondered about anything.
Space is not; every place that one has seen or dreamed of is here. Time is not; into this
instant is crowded all that one has ever done or dreamed of doing. It is a moment and it
is eternity. It is the centre of the universe and it is the universe itself. The eternal
light rests on and illuminates the eternal heart of things. None of the six human beings who saw that
moon-rising were ever able to think about it as having anything to do with time. Only
for one instant could that moon-ray have rested full on the centre of that stone. And yet there was time for many happenings. From that height one could see far out over
the quiet park and sleeping gardens, and through the grey green of them shapes moved, approaching. The great beasts came first: strange forms
that were when the world was new gigantic lizards with wings dragons they lived as in
men’s memories mammoths, strange vast birds, they crawled up the hill and ranged themselves
outside the circle. Then, not from the garden but from very far away, came the stone gods
of Egypt and Assyria bull-bodied, bird-winged, hawk-headed, cat-headed, all in stone, and
all alive and alert; strange, grotesque figures from the towers of cathedrals figures of angels
with folded wings, figures of beasts with wings wide spread; sphinxes; uncouth idols
from Southern palm-fringed islands; and, last of all, the beautiful marble shapes of the
gods and goddesses who had held their festival on the lake-island, and bidden Lord Yalding
and the children to this meeting. Not a word was spoken. Each stone shape came
gladly and quietly into the circle of light and understanding, as children, tired with
a long ramble, creep quietly through the open door into the firelit welcome of home. The children had thought to ask many questions.
And it had been promised that the questions should be answered. Yet now no one spoke a
word, because all had come into the circle of the real magic where all things are understood
without speech. Afterwards none of them could ever remember
at all what had happened. But they never forgot that they had been somewhere where everything
was easy and beautiful. And people who can remember even that much are never quite the
same again. And when they came to talk of it next day they found that to each some little
part of that night’s great enlightenment was left. All the stone creatures drew closer round
the stone the light where the moonbeam struck it seemed to break away in spray such as water
makes when it falls from a height. All the crowd was bathed in whiteness. A deep hush
lay over the vast assembly. Then a wave of intention swept over the mighty
crowd. All the faces, bird, beast, Greek statue, Babylonian monster, human child and human
lover, turned upward, the radiant light illumined them and one word broke from all. “The light!” they cried, and the sound of
their voice was like the sound of a great wave; “the light! the light ” And then the light was not any more, and,
soft as floating thistle-down, sleep was laid on the eyes of all but the immortals. The grass was chill and dewy and the clouds
had veiled the moon. The lovers and the children were standing together, all clinging close,
not for fear, but for love. “I want,” said the French girl softly, “to
go to the cave on the island.” Very quietly through the gentle brooding night
they went down to the boat-house, loosed the clanking chain, and dipped oars among the
drowned stars and lilies. They came to the island, and found the steps. “I brought candles,” said Gerald, “in case.” So, lighted by Gerald’s candles, they went
down into the Hall of Psyche! and there glowed the light spread from her statue, and all
was as the children had seen it before. It is the Hall of Granted Wishes. “The ring,” said Lord Yalding. “The ring,” said his lover, “is the magic
ring given long ago to a mortal, and it is what you say it is. It was given to your ancestor
by a lady of my house that he might build her a garden and a house like her own palace
and garden in her own land. So that this place is built partly by his love and partly by
that magic. She never lived to see it; that was the price of the magic.” It must have been English that she spoke,
for otherwise how could the children have understood her? Yet the words were not like
Mademoiselle’s way of speaking. “Except from children,” her voice went on,
“the ring exacts a payment. You paid for me, when I came by your wish, by this terror of
madness that you have since known. Only one wish is free.” “And that wish is ,” “The last,” she said. “Shall I wish?” “Yes wish,” they said, all of them. “I wish, then,” said Lord Yalding’s lover,
“that all the magic this ring has wrought may be undone, and that the ring itself may
be no more and no less than a charm to bind thee and me together for evermore.” She ceased. And as she ceased the enchanted
light died away, the windows of granted wishes went out, like magic-lantern
pictures. Gerald’s candle faintly lighted a rudely arched
cave, and where Psyche’s statue had been was a stone with
something carved on it. Gerald held the light low. “It is her grave,” the girl said. Next day no one could remember anything at
all exactly. But a good many things were changed. There was no ring but the plain gold ring
that Mademoiselle found clasped in her hand when she woke in her own bed in the morning.
More than half the jewels in the panelled room were gone, and those that remained had
no panelling to cover them; they just lay bare on the velvet-covered shelves. There
was no passage at the back of the Temple of Flora. Quite a lot of the secret passages
and hidden rooms had disappeared. And there were not nearly so many statues in the garden
as everyone had supposed. And large pieces of the castle were missing and had to be replaced
at great expense. From which we may conclude that Lord Yalding’s
ancestor had used the ring a good deal to help him in his building. However, the jewels that were left were quite
enough to pay for everything. The suddenness with which all the ring-magic
was undone was such a shock to everyone concerned that they now almost doubt that any magic
ever happened. But it is certain that Lord Yalding married
the French governess and that a plain gold ring was used in the ceremony, and this, if
you come to think of it, could be no other than the magic ring, turned, by that last
wish, into a charm to keep him and his wife together for ever. Also, if all this story is nonsense and a
make-up if Gerald and Jimmy and Kathleen and Mabel have merely imposed on my trusting nature
by a pack of unlikely inventions, how do you account for the paragraph which appeared in
the evening papers the day after the magic of the moon-rising? “MYSTERIOUS DISAPPEARANCE OF A WELL-KNOWN
CITY MAN,” it said, and then went on to say how a gentleman,
well known and much respected in financial circles, had vanished, leaving no trace. “Mr. U. W. Ugli,” the papers continued, “had
remained late, working at his office as was his occasional habit. The office door was
found locked, and on its being broken open the clothes of the unfortunate gentleman were
found in a heap on the floor, together with an umbrella, a walking stick, a golf club,
and, curiously enough, a feather brush, such as housemaids use for dusting. Of his body,
however, there was no trace. The police are stated to have a clew.” If they have, they have kept it to themselves.
But I do not think they can have a clew, because, of course, that respected gentleman was the
Ugly-Wugly who became real when, in search of a really good hotel, he got into the Hall
of Granted Wishes. And if none of this story ever happened, how is it that those four children
are such friends with Lord and Lady Yalding, and stay at The Towers almost every holidays? It is all very well for all of them to pretend
that the whole of this story is my own invention: facts are facts, and you can’t explain them
away.

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