The Chess Musical! (Not affiliated with CHESS (the musical)) | BKI

The Chess Musical! (Not affiliated with CHESS (the musical)) | BKI


CHESS CHESS CHESS CHESS CHESS CHESS CHESS CHESS CHESS CHESS CHESS CHESS CHESS CHESS CHESS CHESS Black or White. Make your move. One turn at a time. CHESS CHESS. Let me tell
you the rules. Pieces! Sign off! KING! I’m the head of the gang. Please protect me or you will lose! QUEEN! I’m the strongest piece. I’m gonna come and fuck you up! BISHOP! I like praying and
I also move diagonally! ROOK! What the hell is a rook? I look more like a castle. And I move in straight lines across the board! KNIGHT! I move in an L
and I’m here to spell your demise! PAWNS! We’re the smallest piece! Please exploit us! PLEASE EXPLOIT US These are the rules of Chess. Let’s play a game of Chess. CHESS. CHESS. CHESS. CHESS. CHESS CHESS CHESS CHESS
CHESS CHESS CHESS CHESS! I’ve been waiting
ten years for this moment. I know every move
he’s gonna make. I’ve been playing
ten years for this triumph. He thinks he knows my moves
but he doesn’t! Ah-ha! Ah-ha. This game is exciting! We’re taking some pieces! We’re playing the Chess game! Ah-ha! Ah-ha. I’ve castled my king. He’s castled his king
but I know what to do next! He thinks he knows what I’ll do next! Huh! I send out my rook! Gotcha! Huh!? Cheater!! Looking in your eyes,
we’ve been standing across from each other for the entire game. We can’t move past each other
unless a diagonal attack becomes available to us. Looking in your eyes,
I can tell that we are the same and we’re not getting out of here alive
so why don’t we take a chance? They say the world is Black and White
but something in your eyes tells me that I’ve wanted more
for the longest time. I take one step towards my fate
or two steps if it was my first move. But no amount of moves
can move me like you do. So, let’s make out! Let’s make out. We’re chess pieces. Now,
it’s time to fuck. How are we gonna do it?? Looks like you’re gonna find out! Let’s make fuck! Let’s make fuck. Wood on wood
or something like that. It’s time to get pawnographic… Queen to E5. Ah! Michael!! CHECK CHECK! You’ve got me in Check! You’ve taken all of my pieces! This is the end of the game. You’ve got him in Check! Oh wait! What is this? You still have a few tricks left! Believe in myself
and I know I can win! YES YES! He’s still got a move! There’s still one card up my sleeve! Will you marry me? Of course! CHECK MATE! You’ve taken my heart! Just like you took
my bishop! Your skills on the board
are second to none! So let’s do a wedding
and all have some fun! I know pronounce you… DEAD?? WHAAAAAA??? Just kidding. Married! OHHHHHH!!!! We had some laughs! We played some Chess! We watched a couple of pieces have sex! If that ain’t Chess,
I don’t know what is! This truly is the game of KINGS!
and QUEENS! and BISHOPS!
and ROOKS! and KNIGHTS! Hey! What about us?? PAWNS ARE THE PIECES OF LOSERS. Hi. We’ve been Burger King Illuminati. Thanks for watching this video! We make a video every week
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19 thoughts on “The Chess Musical! (Not affiliated with CHESS (the musical)) | BKI

  1. This is absolutely amazing! Well made and hilarious! You guys deserve way more susbscribers and views because this is some next level shit

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