Trump Wanted to Build a Border Moat Filled with Snakes and Alligators

-You guys, it was 90 degrees today in New York City. 90. Right now, every guy in your office who wears shorts year-round is like, “Well, well, well, now who’s the weirdo?” That’s right. It was 90 degrees today here in New York. It was brutal out there. On the sidewalk, people were spritzing themselves […]

Kevin Hart Is Terrified of Robert Irwin’s Animals

-What animals did you bring for us tonight? -We’ve got some really good ones. -Don’t you dare. -It’s gonna be awesome. I’m starting off with something very cute and cuddly. This is Giselle. -Oh [bleep] [ Laughter and applause ] Come on, brother. -Kevin, stop. -Come on, man. -It’s all good. -No surprises. -Come on, […]

Jack White and Jimmy Fallon Play Grape Chess

[ Vivaldi’s “Four Seasons, Summer — Presto” playing ] ♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ ♪♪ [ Clock ticking ] [ Laughter ] ♪♪ ♪♪ [ Squish ] ♪♪ -Check. [ Laughter, cheers and applause ] [ Thud, pop ] -Checkmate, bitch. See you next week. [ Cheers and applause ]

Joe Manganiello and Sofia Vergara Took on a Snake with an Axe and Katana Sword

-I was just looking at this. Look at you, a stud on the cover of “Men’s Health” right there. But this is what made me laugh. -What? Oh, no. -Dude, look. It’s bigger than your name. Look down here. “You and your penis.” -Well — -I just thought that was — -Why is my hand, […]

Tonight Showbotics: Jimmy Meets Sophia the Human-Like Robot

-♪ Tonight Showbotics, Tonight Showbotics ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ -Welcome to “Tonight Showbotics.” Let’s meet our first robot. Please welcome, from Carnegie Mellon University in Pittsburgh, Howie Choset and Snake Bot. How you doing, buddy? -Nice to meet you. -Howie, nice to see you. -♪ Yeah ♪ -Thank you for coming on the show. I’m […]

Rainn & Magnus Carlsen get Metaphysical over Chess | Metaphysical Milkshake

[ Dramatic music plays ] -Take a sip from your soul On a metaphysical milkshake -SoulPancakers, I am so thrilled to be here with one of my all time heroes, truly the number-one chess player in the world, the youngest international grandmaster champion of all time, Mr. Magnus Carlsen. [ Imitates crowd cheering ] What, […]

Sophia the Robot and Jimmy Sing a Duet of “Say Something”

-This is “Tonight Showbotics.” Let’s meet our first robot. Please welcome from M.I.T., Sangbae Kim and the Mini Cheetah. [ Cheers and applause ] Thank you. Good to see you. [ Chuckles ] Oh, my God. Okay, all right. First of all — Wow, okay. This thing is amazing. What is it, and why did […]