Jani and Esa in World Amateur Chess Championships in Greece 2015 5/9

The Golden Dawn of Greece is the best thing I know. I own 4 cigarettes to the chief arbiter. I have to pay them back. Dr. Lubinstein! It’s me! Dr. Lubinstein. Did you know that foam comes from ancient Greece. Let me bathe in peace for I am naked. Halfway! Woooot! Silly women, cleaning doesn’t […]

Finnes det regler for runking?

Bjørn Tore! What is it Beate? I’m worried about our son What do you mean? I heard on the news that young boys are being blackmailed by people who record them mastrubating online. Some of the boys end up committing suicide! Suicide? What if this happens to Isak! Isak? What can we do? You have […]

Junk food for your cat | Jackie Pirico

Do you guys know the product Meow Mix? Do you know that product Meow Mix? Yeah, you know it’s a, uh – a cat food? For your pet? A Meow Mi– a supper for your cat? Meow Mix? At the grocer’s? Well anyway, I see the commercial for Meow Mix… In case you guys don’t […]

Trump Wanted to Build a Border Moat Filled with Snakes and Alligators

-You guys, it was 90 degrees today in New York City. 90. Right now, every guy in your office who wears shorts year-round is like, “Well, well, well, now who’s the weirdo?” That’s right. It was 90 degrees today here in New York. It was brutal out there. On the sidewalk, people were spritzing themselves […]

Can The Property Brothers And Kelly Convince Wanda Sykes To Eat Dog Food? | The Kelly Clarkson Show

– So we’re gonna eat this raw meat? – Yeah, yeah. It’s good, it’s like a good steak tartare, eh? – Yeah. – It’s exactly steak tartare. – Exactly. – I mean, you know guys, okay? So now your meat’s wet, and now we’re going to put on the plate, okay? – [Kelly] Okay. – […]

Kevin Hart Is Terrified of Robert Irwin’s Animals

-What animals did you bring for us tonight? -We’ve got some really good ones. -Don’t you dare. -It’s gonna be awesome. I’m starting off with something very cute and cuddly. This is Giselle. -Oh [bleep] [ Laughter and applause ] Come on, brother. -Kevin, stop. -Come on, man. -It’s all good. -No surprises. -Come on, […]

Jack White and Jimmy Fallon Play Grape Chess

[ Vivaldi’s “Four Seasons, Summer — Presto” playing ] ♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ ♪♪ [ Clock ticking ] [ Laughter ] ♪♪ ♪♪ [ Squish ] ♪♪ -Check. [ Laughter, cheers and applause ] [ Thud, pop ] -Checkmate, bitch. See you next week. [ Cheers and applause ]

Joe Manganiello and Sofia Vergara Took on a Snake with an Axe and Katana Sword

-I was just looking at this. Look at you, a stud on the cover of “Men’s Health” right there. But this is what made me laugh. -What? Oh, no. -Dude, look. It’s bigger than your name. Look down here. “You and your penis.” -Well — -I just thought that was — -Why is my hand, […]