The Clever Snake

A feeling of great joy filled the town, as people came out of their houses. as we all gathered around. I recall the rustle in the bushes, as the green leaves flew, up into the air, the wind took them as it blew, blew, blew! At first, I admit, I thought he was a choo […]

Cream by David Firth

After six years of splitting, stretching, and firing distorted particles at one another, we finally have a product. Cream. Facial blemishes will be a thing of the past. How about this botched nose job? This amputated stub isn’t a challenge for Cream. Hold on! How’s that possible? Using our smart awareness system, Cream detects the […]

Solid Snake dies in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Trailer! (Very Sad)

[Just Solid Snake in a cardboard box…] Holy SHOOSHMAGOOSH!