Ozzy Man Reviews: Honey Badger vs Python vs Jackal

Welcome to fight day. Here we have a python doing python-y things to a Honey Badger. There’s a big bastard in the background that has decided to stay out of it. He’s enjoying his plant-based diet. The Honey Badger is muttering “are ya sure you wanna commit to this fight? Do you know who I […]

Ozzy Man Reviews: Tennis Tantrums

Tennis! On the one hand, a cultured, civilized sport, on the other, it’s home to some ANGRY people. Let’s start with the granddaddy of chuckin’ wobbly’s John bloody Macenroe. Here he’s having a disagreement over a line call with the high-chair guy. “ANSWER MY QUESTION!”. Aw lots of people yell that phrase these days, especially […]

Ozzy Man Reviews: Best of Ping Pong 2016

Let’s have a look over some of the greatest ping pong moments last year. Here we have England vs Japan. They are giving that ball a fair dinkum solid whacking. This is no casual game in the caravan park activity room. This is next level shit. The Englishman is giving it all he’s got. He […]

Ozzy Man Reviews: Iguana vs Snakes – Planet Earth 2

This young Iguana walking to school by himself AND THERE’S A PACK OF SNAKES The little bastard should’ve gone a different way It’s not the first time he has been bullied though, he is like: No worries, i can’t go left, above me is shit And going right is fucked. I recognize I’ll just hang […]

Ozzy Man Reviews: Canadian Arrest

Welcome to Canada. We’ve seen slippery traffic jams and a woman throwing her feces in Tim Hortons. Now, let’s have a look at a couple trying to escape a ready Mart convenience store. This bloke is not afraid to use his girlfriend as a human shield. She attaches herself to a police officer like a […]