POKEMON IN REAL LIFE!

(Jigglypuff) ♪ Jigglypuff, Jiggly– ♪ (Ian) Shut up! (Ash) I can’t believe I’m finally a Pokémon trainer! I’m gonna catch ’em all and nothing is gonna stand in my way! Hey, what the hell is this guy doing? Oh, that guy? He’s just waiting to fight ya! What? I don’t wanna fight him! Well, do […]

THE POKEMON MASTER!

[Pokémon video game music playing] -Shut up! [dainty music playing] -What the hell are you doing? -I’m snailing. You know, it’s where you make yourself look like a snail in really funny places. It’s way more hardcore than that stupid planking crap. -O…kay. Dude, check out what I got today. A Game Boy Color and […]

FOOD BATTLE 2012!

-Mmm, oh yeah, that’s good. That’s a very good breast implant. -SHUT UP! Ha! I’m back from the dead! And I had all my rotting body parts replaced! Uh… what about that? What are you talki– DAMMIT! All right! Now that I’ve got everything fixed, I’m gonna… S–T! Okay, NOW I’ve got everything fixed. Your […]

If Video Games Were Real

(man) PS3 is better than Xbox and Wii is for little girls! (Ian) Shut up! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Your tank was upside-down, and then your Master Chief guy just came up and flipped it right back over? – Yeah. – Yeah, that’s really realistic. Okay. Name one game that would still be fun […]