FOOD BATTLE 2014

(munching) Mmm. Oh yeah, that’s good. That’s a very good Kardashian butt. (Ian) SHUT UP!! Okay. Uh, hey guys. I know you’re super excited for the Food Battle. But I have been doing a lot of thinking and a lot of growing over this past year, and… I just…don’t think I can do it again. […]

FOOD BATTLE 2013

[crunch] Mmmmm! -Oh yeah, that’s good. That’s a very good- [Another man interrupts] -SHUT UP! -But I didn’t even say what I was eating. [slow dramatic music] [both yell at same time] I WANT A REMATCH! Wait. Why do you want a rematch? You won last year. No, no, no , no. You won. Well, […]

The Last VidCon Recap

*crowd cheering* Rachel: What are you doing here?! I went to VidCon, and cool things happened! Played games, signed things, pictures were a snappin’. Six years it has been since my very first VidCon. And now, to be featured… well… I’m glad I hung on. So to you, my Explainers, I give a hearty back […]

IF BOARD GAMES WERE REAL

(Anthony) Monopoly is so much fun. I love wasting six hours of my life. (Ian) SHUT UP!!! – (cop siren wails) – (sighs) Man, we are so screwed. Don’t worry, dude, because I got this. A Get Out of Jail Free Card? Do you really think that’s gonna get me out of an indecent exposure […]

WHAT IF BOARD GAMES WERE POLITICALLY CORRECT?

Is it woke af or woke A F? SHUT UP! *dinging noise* *relaxing music* Hey, chess, is a great game for kids, right? WRONG, it perpetuates racist ideoligies. Pinning black against white. Trapping children in a neverending black hole of ignorance and hate. But we’re going to change that. I’m WOKE *Echoing* and I’m WOKE […]