The Time Zack Morris Dumped His Girlfriend To Harass The School Nurse

♪ Zack Morris is trash ♪ (bell ringing) – [Narrator] Zack Morris tells Kelly he’s never felt this way, but he’s extra double horned up and wants to go steady. Zack threatens to murder Kelly’s interrupting brother. – [Zack] Wanna live till tomorrow? – [Narrator] Then pushes her to answer. She needs to sleep on […]

The Time Zack Morris Committed International Kidnapping To Fix A Chess Game

♪ Zack Morris is trash ♪ (bell rings) – [Narrator] Zack Morris is calling the chess game. – Touchdown! – [Narrator] Poorly. And missing no opportunity to disparage smarter students. Screech, Bayside’s champ prepares for battle with his lucky beret from his girlfriend, Violet. Screech wins, he’s heading to the finals against Valley. Zack sees […]