Tabletop Games

Tabletop Games


*Morning Mood* Younger James *excessive screaming* I HATE YOUUUU! (bird: what the-!?) Ariana *also excessive screaming*: OH!?! WELL, NEXT TIME,
DoN’t StEAL mY MoNOpOlY!!! Mom aka peacemaker: Ariana, give James your $200.
You landed on his property. Ariana: NO, HE’S IN JAIL!>:( I’M NOT GONNA GIVE MONEY
TO A CRIMINAL! (life lesson here kids) Younger James: That not how you- PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY *pterodactyl scrrech* Sally: Mommy? Why is brother screaming? 🙁 Mom: Shut the f**k Up Sally, you don’t get to talk
after stealing my last railroad! Younger James: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!! (oof) Mom: ME ToO! YOU THINK I WaNTeDd THIS?!? (double oof) (this pain can only be described as one of the pain of all humanity suffering) Pat (from FWA & Life Noggin):
Hi! What you all just witnessed is the phenomenon
known as Family Game Night™ Family Game Night™ plays
an important role in the household dynamic, as studies have shown that families who participate in activities together form closer bonds
and stronger relationships (LIES!) with each other. So, try setting aside some time to play board games with your family, and if they beat you… …cut them out of your life forever. 😀 (it’s that simple!) (well…this is awkward) *laughs* Okay, have fun you guys. I… “like” board games. I guess any game that doesn’t involve me
getting up and moving around, I’m a huge fan of. Also since I’m bad at… everything, and don’t like playing games against someone who’s better than me, I really love the games that don’t require any type of skill, like the game Chutes & Ladders, which I just learned today has another name
called Snakes & Ladders. And I’m going to call it that instead. ’cause I’d rather draw snakes than… …chutes????? In Snakes and Ladders,
you have no free will. You’re at the mercy
of a single dice… and I love it. While I was looking up walkthroughs
for Snakes & Ladders, I quickly learned that this game
was made for preschoolers, which is probably why it’s so simple. Or how about the game ‘Sorry!’, which is the most unapologetic game
I’ve ever played. There’s some strategy in that game, but most of the time, you’re just getting revenge on the players who’ve wronged you. The creators of ‘Sorry!’ knew this, because the tagline of the game is: “Sorry!: the Game of Sweet Revenge”, which, if you think about it,
is a pretty funny oxymoron. Aha! TAKE THIS! …sorry. I know HOW to play chess, but like most things,
I’m not very good at it. Unless I’m playing against someone
under the age of 4, ( is Johnny eating shuggr again? No? Ok) I don’t want to play that game. Because it shows everyone how bad I am at planning ahead. That’s a game
that’s 100% strategy based. It’s like the IQ test of board games. Beating someone in chess will put you more ahead academically, than anyone with a Harvard degree, AND you’ll get more babes! However, there is one exception and that is: ”It’s okay to lose at chess… …if you’re playing against a computer… even if it’s on Easy Mode.”.. Computers are way better
at planning ahead than anyone, because I don’t know HOW, but a HUMAN made a computer that can beat the world’s
best Chess player, (OOF) but the creator of the computer CAN’T beat the world’s
best Chess player… So I guess that means… It’s game over. We tried our best,
but we’ve peaked. Whenever you beat a computer in Chess… it was going easy on you. Imagine if we made a computer that could beat the world’s
best Snakes & Ladders player. I would pay money to see
a Snakes & Ladders championship! And everyone watching knows that the person playing
is just some Joe Shmoe that acts like the world’s
best Snakes & Ladders player, But they’re all still excited, and there’s real snakes
that you get to slide down! That would be amazing! Sign me up. *giggles* While we’re on the topic of Chess, I want to tell you about this cool sport I discovered
called Chess Boxing. This is an actual competitive sport where two players play Chess
for three minutes… …then box each other for three minutes, and they keep switching
between Chess and boxing until someone either gets a checkmate, they run out of time playing Chess, or they K.O the other player. (OOF) I love this sport because it combines
two polar opposite games and it’s something that anyone can play. “Brains over brawn”? HEH Try saying that after
I sucker punch you in the– Oh, that was…
that was a good move… I’m gonna punch you so hard
in the balls for that! I know I just said I was bad at chess, But if there’s any YouTubers who want to challenge me
to a Chess Boxing match, I will gladly take you to the ring and we can charge people $12
just to watch. *whisper* and we can end it
in a draw, you know, so that way, you won’t look bad
in front of your fans. So, Battleship. That’s another board game and it also got a big
Hollywood movie based off of it. I haven’t seen it. But, I hope there’s a scene where the captain of the ship goes: “Men, fire at… (Captain Thinking.) …D6?” And then there’s an explosion
in the distance, and then Rihanna who is actually
in that movie says: “SIR! THE ALIENS SENT A MESSAGE! IT SAYS… Miss…” The captain goes, “Hmm…” “Someone write that down
so we don’t forget.” And then, there would be an explosion
at the back of their ship (bee doo beer dooo) and alarms start going off, and everyone on board starts freaking out except for the captain. He goes: “Rihanna! Send the aliens a message. Tell them… (Another awkward silence…) …”hit”. Also ask him if they think the situation make a good board game.” And if that scene is not
in the movie, I hate it. Did anyone else collect
a bunch of Pokémon cards, but never knew how to play the game? (Me) I don’t think I met a single person who actually knew how
to play the card game, which was weird, because in my school, the card game was just
as popular as the video games. Kids would always show off their collection of cards and binders, and everyone always wanted the highly coveted shiny Charizard card! You know which one I’m talking about. YOU know which one I’m talking about! *In cute voice*
you know which one i’m talkin’ ’bout. Unlike Yu Gi Oh, which had
dedicated episodes explaining why these five pieces
of cardboard were expensive, the shiny Charizard was rare, not because it was good in the game, but because everyone agreed that
it looked cool. But then, when you ask someone: Red: “Hey, do you want to play a game?” They would say: Brendan: Okay! I summon my Charizard… …in Attack Mode!! Does anyone even know how to play the Pokémon card game? I bet none of these guys
even know what they’re doing. How’d this guy win? He didn’t even call UNO!!! I can’t be too hard
on the Pokémon cards because the card game I like is probably way more
complicated than Pokémon. I don’t know for sure because, like I said, I don’t know how to play
the Pokémon card game, but my favorite card game… is Neopets®©™ I’m just kidding! That was a joke! …kind of… I did actually own
a lot of Neopet cards. I don’t remember exactly how to play… I do remember you have to
get 21 points to win, which got me into playing blackjack, but it’s okay that
I don’t remember how to play, because no one else
is playing this game. I wanted to find some footage
of a Neopet TGC Campionship only to come to
the disappointing realization that no Neopets championship exists,
which is sad, sooo if there’s any YouTubers watching and want to find
my Scorchio, square up. Okay, but for real, the card game I like the most
is Magic the Gathering. And fun little factoid, all three card games I’ve mentioned were created by the same company:
Wizards of the Coast. Hey, is that a Monopoly reference? I’ve been playing Magic since 2007 and back then, the game
was a lot more simple. Look at some of these more recent cards. First, see how many words are on them, And if we flip them over, they merge into an even BIGGER card! What?! If you showed these cards
to my 11 year old self, I would have lost my marbles! My favorite thing about magic
is when Richard Garfield– I mean Dick Garfield– was first creating the game in 1993. He didn’t really have an accurate way
of testing the cards to make sure they’re all fair and balanced, and he ended up creating some of the most overpowered
cards and magic, (BOOM) and players today refer
to these cards as The Power Nine! Because there were nine
really good ones… which is why every single
one of them is banned. Now don’t get me wrong, the Power Nine are good cards, but none of them are like,
you win the game good. Take this one, for example. Ancestral Recall: all it says is draw three cards or force opponent to draw three cards; which is stupid
that they added that last part! Why would you ever
give your opponent three more cards to beat you with? Now, I know what you’re thinking. Wait.. a slightly better Pot Of Greed, which is a card that allows me to draw two new cards from my deck and place them into my hand is one of the top nine
most powerful magic cards? Yeah! Pot of Greed is band too. Games play such
an important role in childhood, and here’s what they all teach us. In Magic, if you’re really good
at what you do, no one will invite you
to their tournament… Monopoly, white-collar crime is okay… Battleship… just guess and check… Snakes and Ladders,
if you see a ladder, climb it immediately… and no one cares about Neopets… Now if you excuse me… I have to show this prison guard
my coupon I have that lets me get out of jail
anytime I like. And when all is said and done, I thought to myself, “What can I do to help strengthen this weekly tradition of Family Game Night?” (,james: REE I HATE DISS) So, I decided to create my own game based off one of the most
scarring events of my childhood. Many of you might recall
the traumatic experience my sister and I had
with Harry the Moth, and to help me cope, I decided to immortalize this memory by turning it into a card game. Introducing “Can’t Catch Harry”. I let my Twitter followers decide on the name and they went with this one
so good job guys! Here’s a sneak peak
of some of the cards. I spent a lot of time
working on this game, and I know you’re gonna like it! We’ve got a lot of
recognizable characters like Mr. Poe… Mom… Satan… and suuuuuuu-andwitch artist. We’re launching the game
on Kickstarter today, so check out the link
in the description to get yourself a copy! We have different reward tiers like holographic cards, golden figurines, and even a custom-made card
if you’re into that! The reward tiers are only gonna
be available for 30 days and given my upload schedule, I don’t know if we’ll be able
to tell you that again. So… I’ll post updates
on my Twitter AND Instagram. That’s right! I got an Instagram. I’m trying to tell you that, uh, to follow me on Instagram. heheh. Thanks for watching, and that’s how we’re gonna
segway into the end card. Uh… also, should I mention the Streamys? Should I… I said, “Hey man, I’m… at the streamys-
oh not at the streamys” I got nominated for Streamys.” They didn’t ask, they didn’t say, “Hey, do you want to be… do you want to have to
go to this award show?” They just emailed me and said, “Guess what? We nominated you”, and I’m just like, “I didn’t ASK for this so, uh…” Yeah, that’s…
that’s a thing that happened. I’m probably gonna get
ZER0 videos out before then… Actually, I have to get
a Halloween one out. So maybe I can get a Halloween video
out before the Streamys… …..we’ll see, but….. You know, it’s… I don’t show my face off. What am I doing? Have you ever played
52 card pick ’em up? Have you ever done that? Now pick them up! *shoves cards away* *awkward silence* Thanks, thanks for watching the video! Wear your seatbelt, by the way. (Smol captions by andre w partin)

100 thoughts on “Tabletop Games

  1. It's not called out of family game night or a tabletop game, it's called a pissing in between the teeth of a gay man while being slap the ass with your sister and Mom

  2. Yugioh is alot more complicated than usual card games and I myself know almost everything about it but I have no clue about how to play Pokémon.

  3. Sally: Mommy, why is brother screaming?
    Mom: SHUT THE beep UP SALLY I’m still mad at u for stealing the last rails road!

  4. My brother was and still is a poor sport and when he was younger rather than play a bored game with the rest of out family he would sit in his room and play Candy Land and Chutes and Ladders against himself……. ya I'm still not sure how that worked out, although I do know that he would look at the cards and grab the next card or keep rolling the di until he knew that the other "players" would lose, so he won every single time.

  5. U know why the peolpe in battle ships don’t understand why the Alain’s said miss is because the aliens are trying to say is “Hit or miss”

  6. So I had forgotten who started the whole chess boxing thing. Then i sae this video and thought "Oh so ur the one who did this"

  7. James in my 5 grade year Pokémon was very popular up to the point where they had to have a assembly to tell us they was banding them and that day they took at least 500 cards from students

  8. That’s not how you PLaAaAAAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

  9. How to play with pokemon cards:
    Step 1: each person gets seven cards
    Step 2: both or hpwever many ppl take out their card without showing anyone
    Step 3: each person dlap down the card facing upwards showing which pokemon is on their card
    Step 4: you scream and say what the pokemons name is and the the power they have on the card like "PIKACHU USE this power or something"
    Step 5: who ever has a more powerful pokemon wins

  10. James: I don't like playing chess, unless I'm playing against someone the age of 4…
    Captions: jOhNnY eAtIn SuGgr?

  11. 2:20 / 3:45
    Isn’t that a stalemate, and not a checkmate? From what I know, you can’t win with only a knight and a king.

  12. I watched battle ships and all i remember from the movie is some nerdy guy with brown curly hair breaks into a gas station and pays for a burrito and gets doged on by cops all to give a blonde girl a burrito cus she said she was hungry that is all i can remember and that probly was the only good part in the movie i dident even remember Rihanna being in the movie lol also go listen to the remix version of odd1sout of this video its great lol

  13. When I was a kid I used to go to little tournaments across my state for the Pokémon TCG. It was a big part of my tween years, so let me clarify. No. Magic the gathering, which I also did some little tournaments for, is not nearly as complicated as the Pokémon TCG. Which is strange, right? Because Pokémon is targeted at kids, while magic isn’t, but I would say that Pokémon can get more complicated. If not that, then they’re equal.

  14. When I was in elementary school pokemon cards were way more popular than the games. Pretty sure only 2 people had the games

  15. JAMES MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT THE CHESS BOXING MATCH OR ILL UNSUBSCRIBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JAMES MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT THE CHESS BOXING MATCH OR ILL UNSUBSCRIBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JAMES MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT THE CHESS BOXING MATCH OR ILL UNSUBSCRIBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JAMES MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT THE CHESS BOXING MATCH OR ILL UNSUBSCRIBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JAMES MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT THE CHESS BOXING MATCH OR ILL UNSUBSCRIBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JAMES MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT THE CHESS BOXING MATCH OR ILL UNSUBSCRIBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JAMES MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT THE CHESS BOXING MATCH OR ILL UNSUBSCRIBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JAMES MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT THE CHESS BOXING MATCH OR ILL UNSUBSCRIBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JAMES MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT THE CHESS BOXING MATCH OR ILL UNSUBSCRIBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JAMES MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT THE CHESS BOXING MATCH OR ILL UNSUBSCRIBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JAMES MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT THE CHESS BOXING MATCH OR ILL UNSUBSCRIBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JAMES MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT THE CHESS BOXING MATCH OR ILL UNSUBSCRIBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JAMES MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT THE CHESS BOXING MATCH OR ILL UNSUBSCRIBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JAMES MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT THE CHESS BOXING MATCH OR ILL UNSUBSCRIBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JAMES MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT THE CHESS BOXING MATCH OR ILL UNSUBSCRIBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JAMES MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT THE CHESS BOXING MATCH OR ILL UNSUBSCRIBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JAMES MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT THE CHESS BOXING MATCH OR ILL UNSUBSCRIBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JAMES MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT THE CHESS BOXING MATCH OR ILL UNSUBSCRIBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JAMES MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT THE CHESS BOXING MATCH OR ILL UNSUBSCRIBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JAMES MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT THE CHESS BOXING MATCH OR ILL UNSUBSCRIBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JAMES MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT THE CHESS BOXING MATCH OR ILL UNSUBSCRIBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JAMES MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT THE CHESS BOXING MATCH OR ILL UNSUBSCRIBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JAMES MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT THE CHESS BOXING MATCH OR ILL UNSUBSCRIBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JAMES MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT THE CHESS BOXING MATCH OR ILL UNSUBSCRIBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  16. James: I WISH I WASSSS NEVER BORNNNNN!

    James Mom: ME TOO, YOU THINK I WANTED THIS!

    James: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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