Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts w/ Justin Bieber


>>HOW ARE YOU DOING STH.>>WHAT DID I GET MYSELF INTO?>>James: I DON’T KNOW, I’M
JUST AMAZED THAT YOU WERE WALKING BY.>>THIS IS BAD.>>James: I’M JUST AMAZING
THAT YOU WERE WALKING BY THE VERY MOMENT THAT I WONDER FSES
THERE WAS ANYONE WHO WOULD PLAY. HERE IS HOW THIS GAME WORKS.>>OKAY.>>James: WE GOING TO ASK EACH
OTHER QUESTIONS.>>OKAY.>>James: THE QUESTIONS ARE
WRITTEN HERE AND WE HAVE NOT SEEN THEM.>>OKAY.>>James: WE HAVE A CHOICE. WE CAN EITHER ANSWER THESE
QUESTIONS TRUTHFULLY OR WE HAVE TO EAT WHATEVER EITHER OF US
CHOOSES. SO LET’S START BY TAKING A LOOK
AT THE FOOD THAT WE’VE GOT, OKAY. WE HAVE COW BLOOD. AND PORK TONGUE JELLY. WE HAVE BIRD SALIVA.>>BURDEN SALIVA.>>James: BIRD SALIVA. WE HAVE A COW TONGUE. WE HAVE ANT YOGURT WITH A LITTLE
SCORPION GARNISH. WE’VE GOT KOD SPERM. A BEAT EL JELLO SHOT– BEAT EL
JELLO SHOT WHICH IS A JELLO SHOT WITH BEETLE INSIDE IT.>>NO WAY, NO.>>James: A SHRIMP AND CHILI
PEPPER SMOOTHIE, WHICH IS HOT BY ALL ACCOUNTS. SOME HOT PEPPERS.>>AND OUR FAVORITE, THE
BULLPENNIST. OKAY. — IT SMELLS SO YUMMY, YUMMY,
YUMMY, YUMMY. ♪ LOOKING YUMMY, YUMMY, YUMMY. ♪ ALL RIGHT. SO JUSTIN.>>WHY AM I HEAR?>>James: COME ON. THIS IS IT. THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT. NOW WHAT I NEED YOU TO DO. YOU CAN GO FIRST. YOU CHOOSE ME, THE FOOD THAT YOU
WOULD LIKE ME TO EAT AND THEN PICK THE TOP CARD.>>OKAY. ALL RIGHT. THERE IS LIKE A BIRD SALIVA.>>James: BIRD SALIVA. YOU WANT TO GO BIRD SALIVA. ARE YOU READY?>>
>>James: I’M ABSOLUTELY.>>AT YEARS OLD, YOUR FRIEND
HARRY STYLES IS ALSO 25 YEARS OLD, WHICH 25 YEAR OLD IS MORTAL
ENTED.>>CHEESIER, BRO. — CHEERS, BRO.>>YEAH, GREAT. I HAVE A QUESTION.>>James: GO ON.>>HOW DO YOU GUYS GET THE
SALIVA FROM THE BIRD’S MOUTH.>>James: GUILLERMO, THE
DRUMMER IN THE BAND SITS ON THE ROOF WITH BIRDS AND HE JUST
GOES– HE GOES COME ON, BUDDY. AND THEY GO– AND HE GOES THAT’S
IT.>>RIGHT.>>James: WE NEVER HARM THEM.>>NEVER HARM THEM.>>James: THAT IS HOW WE DO
IT. OKAY, JUSTIN BIEBER, WHAT SHALL
I GIVE YOU TO EAT. I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU THE
SHRIMP AND CHILI PEPPER SMOOTHIE. AND HERE IS– OKAY. JUSTIN, YOU HAVE PERFORMED ALL
OVER THE WORLD. WHICH COUNTRY HAS THE WORST
FANS? (LAUGHTER)
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>>THAT IS HOT, NO? ARE YOU OKAY?>>YEAH, I’M GOOD.>>YOU SURE? DO YOU WANT TO DIP BACK IN WITH
THE SHRIMP OR.>>OH MY GOD. ALL RIGHT, YEAH.>>GIVE ME A MINUTE.>>THAT IS DISGUSTING. WAYNE: ARE YOU OKAY, BRO.>>YEAH I’M GOOD, I’M GOOD. WAYNE: OKAY, TAKE THE NEXT CARD
ON THE TOP. AND WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO
EAT FIRST BEFORE YOU ASK THE QUESTION, WHAT WOULD YOU CHOOSE
FOR ME?>>I WOULD GO COD SPERM.>>GOING WITH THE COD SPERM.>>HOW BIG IS A COD FOR THE
SPERM TO BE THAT BIG? LIKE LOGISTIC, LIKE HOW BIG,
LIKE HOW BIG IS A COD.>>James: I THINK ST THAT BIG
ROUGHLY.>>WHAT KIND OF COD.>>James: I DON’T KNOW.>>THAT IS A LOT OF SPERM FOR A
COD.>>James: GUILLERMO CATCHES
THE FISH AND HE– HE TAKES CARE OF THIS WHOLE THING.>>OKAY.>>James: BUT THAT IS THE
SPERM.>>IS THAT WHAT SMELLS SO BAD.>>James: I THINK IT MIGHT BE
THIS, YES. I DON’T KNOW, IS IT THAT, IS
THAT WHAT YOU CAN SMELL.>>I DON’T WANT TO SMELL IT.>>James: JUST SEE.>>ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN, HOW
MUCH DO YOU REGRET DOING CATS?>>ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN, HOW
MUCH DO YOU REGRET DOING CATS? (APPLAUSE).>>James: DO YOU KNOW WHAT, I
WILL ANSWER THAT, I WILL ANSWER THAT. ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN, HOW
MUCH DO I REGRET DOING IT. THE ONE IS THE LEAST AND 10 IS
THE MOST. WELL, HERE’S THE THING. I HAD THE LOVELIEST TIME MAKING
THAT FILM.>>OKAY.>>James: IT TOOK ME SIX DAYS. AND I LOVED EVERY SINGLE SECOND
OF IT. SO I THINK YOU’VE GOT TO BE
CAREFUL NOT TO DECIDE– YOU’VE GOT TO DECIDE THINGS ON YOUR OWN
PERSONAL EXPERIENCE.>>RIGHT SWRZ AND I HAD A REALLY
GREAT TIME. SO I DON’T REGRET DOING IT AT
ALL. BECAUSE I DECIDED TO DO IT IN
THE SAME WAY THAT HAVE I DECIDED TO DO MANY THINGS. SOME ARE HAVE WORKED, SOME HAVE. SO I WILL PUT IT AT A SOLID
FIVE. (LAUGHTER).>>James: 4.5, 4.5. OKAY. JUSTIN, JUSTIN, JUSTIN, I AM
GOING TO GIVE YOU OUR TRUSTY FRIEND THE BULL PENIS. THERE IT IS RIGHT THERE.>>YEAH.>>James: OKAY, JUSTIN, YOUR
WIFE HAILEY HAS SOME VERY FAMOUS FRIENDS THAT SHE IS REALLY CLOSE
TO.>>RIGHT.>>James: RANK THESE FRIENDS
OF HERS FROM YOUR FAVORITE TO YOUR LEAST FAVORITE. GIGI HADID.>>SHOULD I DO IT?>>James: HANG ON, WAIT, HANG
ON. GIGI HADID, KENDALL JENNER, AND
CARA DE LAVIGNE. FROM YOUR FAVORITE TO YOUR LEAST
FAVORITE.>>ALL RIGHT.>>James: NO WAY YOU ARE GOING
TO.>>ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
KENDALL, GIGI, CARA DE LAVIGNE.>>James: OH MY GOD.>>James: SO KENNEDDAL IS THE
FAVORITE.>>BUT HERE IS THE THING.>>James: ARE YOU SAYING
KENDALL IS THE FAVORITE.>>LET’S GO BACK TO IT THOUGH. I KNOW KENDALL THE BEST, I SPENT
THE MOST TIME WITH KENDALL. SHE IS A GOOD FRIEND OF OURS. I HAVEN’T SPEND A LOT OF TIME
WITH GIGI AND I HAVEN’T SPENT A LOT OF TIME WITH CARA. SO I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST THOSE
PEOPLE, IT IS JUST I AM A BETTER RELATIONSHIP.>>James: I GET IT.>>SO IT IS NOT LIKE I’M LIKE OR
OH, CREW CARRA YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.>>James: NO, NOT AT ALL. YOU WERE FACED WITH EATING A
BULL’S PENIS.>>AND I DON’T WANT TO EAT A
BULL PENIS, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. IT IS WHAT IT IS.>>James: ALL RIGHT, JUSTIN.>>ALL RIGHT.>>James: CHOOSE, CHOOSE WHAT
IS NEXT FOR ME.>>WHAT IS NEXT FOR YOU. I AM DOING COW TONGUE.>>James: COW TONGUE.>>TAT IS DISGUSTING.>>James: THERE IT IS.>>ALL RIGHT. RANK THESE LATE NIGHT HOSTS FROM
LEAST– FROM FAVORITE TO LEAST, JIMMY KIMMEL, JIMMY FALON, AND
SETH MEYERS.>>James: SO I HAVE GOT TO
RANK THEM FROM.>>FROM FAVORITE TO LEAST.>>James: DO YOU MEAN PERSON
OR THEIR TV SHOW.>>WELL,.>>James: EITHER WAY I’M NEVER
GOING TO ANSWER.>>James: EITHER WAY I’M NEVER
GOING TO ANSWER.>>OH MAN.>>YOU DIDN’T SWALLOW IT THOUGH.>>James: SORRY?>>YOU DIDN’T SWALLOW IT
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>>GO, GO, GO. YOU CAN’T DO IT. YOU CAN’T DO IT. HE CAN’T DO IT. HE COULDN’T DO IT, YOU WON’T DO
IT. YOU WON’T SWALLOW IT.>>James: BE CAREFUL, BECAUSE
YOU’VE STILL GOT A QUESTION AND I WILL MAKE YOU SWALLOW IT.>>I’M SEEING WHAT IS LEFT, AND
IF I COULD DO IT.>>James: OKAY. GOOD JOB, GOOD JOB, I’M PROUD OF
YOU.>>I DON’T KNOW WHY WE ALWAYS DO
THIS AT THE TOP OF THE SHOW.>>AND HAVE I TO GET THROUGH THE
REST OF THE SHOW. YOU OKAY, YOU OKAY.>>I GOT A WHIFF OF SOMETHING
DISGUSTING. OH MY GOD.>>James: THAT’S GOOD, BECAUSE
YOU ARE ABOUT TO EAT IT. OKAY. JUSTIN, SIT DOWN, LET’S MOVE
THAT ONE AWAY FROM YOU. WHAT SHOULD I GIVE YOU HERE. JUSTIN, I AM GOING TO GIVE
YOU– I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE ANT YOGURT, NOW TO BE CLEAR, YOU
HAVE TO HAVE HERE A SPOONFUL OF ANT YOGURT AND, A HALF, AT LEAST
OF THE SCORPION.>>OH MY GOSH.>>James: OKAY, NOW FOR SOME
REASON YOUR LAST QUESTION IS IN AN ENVELOPE, OKAY. JUSTIN,–
(LAUGHTER).>>James: JUSTIN, JUSTIN
BIEBER, MY MAN JB, YOU HAVE TWO CHOICES. YOU CAN EAT WHAT IS IN FRONT OF
YOU OR LET ME SHAVE YOUR MUSTACHE. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
HANG ON, WAIT, THIS IS– THIS IS (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
HANG ON, WAIT, THIS IS– THIS IS A SERIOUS THING FOR JUSTIN. SO WHILE HE THINKS ABOUT IT,
SEE, WILL YOU GIVE US SOME VETTED MUSIC WHILE YOU TAKE A
MINUTE TO THINK ABOUT THAT, SEE? NO WAY. YOU’RE NOT GOING TO DO IT YOU’RE
NOT GOING TO DO IT. A WHOLE SPOON AND HALF A
SCORPION. IT WILL GROW BACK. I CAN’T PROMISE YOU, I CAN’T
PROMISE YOU THAT THIS WON’T BE HARDER. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) YOU HAVE GOT TO SWALLOW IT,
BUDDY. (LAUGHTER)>>James: LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, JUSTIN BIEBER. WE’LL BE BACK WITH MORE OF THE
“LATE, LATE SHOW.”

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