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contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today [LOW, MUTED VOICE] You bastard! A breakaway sect
of Buddhist warrior monks infiltrated by a blonde drug smuggler?! That never really happened. A blonde drug smuggler
who was exposed by an abbot with unusual powers
of observation and deduction. A blonde woman hiding
amongst bald monks?! That wouldn’t exactly take
Sherlock Holmes. Well, perhaps it did. He’s dead. I’m sorry, I wish he wasn’t,
but he really is dead and gone. Well, how do you explain this?
Sighting number two. Incident at New Delhi. You haven’t be titling these?! [CLAMOURING VOICES] After that, it was simply a matter
of tracking down the killer. Which I did by working out
the depth to which the chocolate flake had sunk into the victim’s
ice cream cone. [CHUCKLES] My friend… will you not take any of the credit? This was all down to you. LESTRADE: ‘Clever man, Inspector Prakesh.’ Oh, what police inspector could have
made THAT deduction?! Oh, thank you! You remember how Sherlock never took
the credit when he solved all of your cases? He didn’t solve all of my cases.
– He’s out there. He’s hiding, but he can’t stop
himself from getting involved. [CHUCKLES] It’s so obviously him,
if you know how to spot the signs. Klein Brothers, the Towerhouse
thing, the Kensington Ripper – solved all those myself. Well, you got Towerhouse wrong. No, I didn’t! Yeah, you did. OK, sighting number three. The Mysterious Juror. TRANSLATION FROM GERMAN: ANDERSON: ‘It had to be him.’ There’s no-one else it can be,
do you not see? I see that you lost a good job
fantasising about a dead man coming back to life. And I know why you want that
to happen… but it’s never going to. OK… I want to go and
see… an old friend. You take care, OK? I’ll put a word in, see
if they won’t review your case. Just look at the map, though. He’s getting closer. It’s like he’s coming back. Well, it’s good to see you, Greg. And you.
– Have a seat. So, how have you been? Er, yeah, good. Yeah. Much better. So what’s in the…?
– Oh, that? Yeah, that’s um… that’s
some stuff from my office, some stuff of Sherlock’s, actually. I probably should have thrown it
out, but I didn’t know if… No, fine, yeah. Yeah, there’s…there’s something here, um… I wasn’t sure
whether I should have kept it in. You remember the video message
he made for your birthday? I had to practically threaten him. This is the uncut version. It’s quite funny. Oh, right. Maybe I shouldn’t have brought it.
– Don’t worry, it’s OK. Probably won’t even watch it. [CHUCKLES] [GROANS] SHERLOCK: Was that supposed to happen?
The light going down? Yeah, OK. Oh, er, hm, So what do I…what
do you want me to do at the end? Shall I, um, smile and wink?
I do that sometimes. I’ve no idea why.
People seem to like it. It humanises me. LESTRADE: It’s fine, whatever. Why am I doing this again?
LESTRADE: You’re going to miss the dinner. Of course I’m going to miss dinner,
there’ll be people. How could John be having a birthday
dinner? All his friends hate him. You only have to
look at their faces. I wrote an essay on suppressed
hatred in close proximity, based entirely on his friends. On reflection, it probably wasn’t
a very good choice of gift. [SHARP INTAKE OF BREATH] What was my excuse again?
LESTRADE: You said you had a thing. Oh, right, yes, that’s right, a thing. LESTRADE: You might want to elaborate. No, no, no. Only lies have detail. [SHERLOCK INHALES] [SHERLOCK SIGHS] Right, I just…I need a moment to
figure out what I’m going to do. I can tell you what you can do. You can stop being dead. OK. OK, I’m ready now. [SHERLOCK CLEARS HIS THROAT] Hello, John. I’m sorry I’m not
there at the moment, I’m very busy. However, many happy returns. Oh and don’t worry, I’m going
to be with you again very soon. [DOORBELL RINGS] [HE CLEARS HIS THROAT] [DVD PLAYER BEEPS] ANDERSON: He’s coming back. [CHUCKLES] MUSIC: “Sherlock” theme Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/mkfg
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