Do you realize how to play this game, August? What are you talking about Rudolph? I just play this game for years, let me show you. If I move this King into the black spot, and then..BAM! Your rook gone forever. Wait a minute, That’s not how the game goes. It’s from Checkers. What do you think it is, 1945? I don’t think so, August. Oh come on, Rudolph. That’s how the game goes. I love chess! But, speaking of chess, these pieces smells like chocolate. Is he too intelligent to play this game?