Raja Beta | Stand-up Comedy by Punit Pania

Raja Beta | Stand-up Comedy by Punit Pania


Perhaps There is no right way to raise a child But I think one thing all of us get very wrong is that we pamper children too much! Especially ‘Boys’ Ladke paida hi haramkhor hote hain inko aur protsahan matt do. khali fukat ka log sarr pe chadha ke rakhte hain Raja Beta hai humara Raja Beta I’m like yeh? yeh? shakal dekkha hai chutiya ka? yeh hai! “Raja Beta” Naak se shembud nikal rahe hai usko pata bhi nahi hain yaha se nikla aur yaha saaf kar raha hai “Raja Beta” usko aap bhej rahe ho school share auto mein wahan woh ganda imli khaa raha hai 2 Rupiye wala aadha khaa raha hai aadha ragad raha hai kutton pe patthar fekh raha hai woh “Raja Beta” ladke ek dusre ke nipple pe chimti maarneka game khel rahe hai it’s a legit game, ya. It is the IPL of molestation “Raja Beta” Sab raja beta hai… We pamper boys so much that by the time the boy hits puberty he starts beliving that his dick is a nuclear weapon! So much entitlement! Hindi mein isse kehte hain: ‘Lund fakir hona’ I’m sorry I had to use a technical term there But I feel that if you can’t teach the boy everything at least teach him a few basic things very very basic stuff like teach the boy how to talk to girls properly that’s it it’ll help him before it helps any girl because most men, Fail with flying colours the girls in the audience will tell you, that often when they’ve gone out on the first date with a guy they have been titanically dissappointed! Audience *repeats* ‘Titanically’ because everytime the guy opens his mouth he’s losing points Muh se hagg raha hai woh kya karega na bichara? kabhi avsar hi nahi aaya life mein Audience *repeats* ‘Avsar!’ It’s a big occasion, no? Throughout his life there’s only been ‘Mom’ ‘Mom’ ‘Mom’ ‘Mom’ then wife, suddenly There’s no oreintation course in middle Kyuki India mein kaisa na, Shaadi karna nahi padhta hai… Audience pre-empts ‘Ho jati hai…; Ho jati hai. In this country, even people who pronounce ‘Fiancé’ as ‘Fiyaans!’ also get to marry through the miracle called ‘Arranged Marriage’ Sabka khotta sikka pass ho raha hai iske andar toh kya karega bechara? baitha tha ghar pe ek din aise hi biwi aagayi Flipkart se! this guy has no clue how to handle this product He can’t even read the instruction manual properly “yeh kya likha hai, yeh?” “aare yeh zinda hai yeh!?” “aare yeh bolti hai Ma!” no clue and the guys in the audience will agree when I say this that, throughout your life Mom has given you whatever you wanted Throughout your life whatever you wanted whenever you wanted it In fact, every hope need and desire Mom provides right? Except that one thing that mom can’t give that one thing that guy needs very badly every single day of his life but mom just can’t give it ‘Constructive feedback’ Woh biwi deti hai! bhar bhar ke deti hai “Aap mote ho” “Baas marte ho” “Kharrate marte ho” “Actually aap thode chutiye bhi ho” and the guy can’t take it… cause he has never heard feedback in his life before he can’t compute it like “Mota!?” “Kaun main?” “Nahin toh, kahan se?” “Main toh Raja Beta hoon.” So he gives her feedback “Le feedback le, yeh le” “Tu mota, tera baap mota!” This is the only feeback he’s been taught how to give no? Which is why I feel that we’ve become a country of ‘overgrown mumma’s boys’ turned wife beaters it’s that common and often when I say this, there’s silence in the room because who knows? maybe some of you do it You look like nice people but statistics say otherwise I’m sorry So common, I feel it might be the third most popular indoor sports in the country right after carrom and match-fixing it’s that fucking common but we choose to ignore it most of us would know of a case in your family or your friends but you look the other way “Unka problem hai” “Woh log khel rahe honge” “WWF khel rahe honge woh apas mein” “Arre uska pyaar jataneka tarika hai uska” “Woh thoda chokeslam deta hai usko” “Par dil ka acha hai, woh aisa nahin hai” and it continues because you feel like you own the wife In India you don’t marry a woman, you own her. Thats why you put chudas on her, no? Have you thought about it? Chudas are a very… …tribal way of marking property & do you know how this works? I am told that… the girl can’t take this off for 12 months after marriage unless… they are broken during the act of sex! now obviously, the guy who came out withis bright ideahad no clue ki arranged marriage mein itna dhamakedaar sex nahin hota hai most sex in India is like a slow train between Parla and Andheri ludak ludak ke poch raha hai wahan pe The only way this can work if the girl breaks the bangles on the guy;s fucking head! “Yeh le bhosdike feminism le bhenchod le!” But it won’t happen, it’s fantasy which is why I’m trying to write more relatable material. (Waise wife-beating is also relatable… …but a little too relatable)

100 thoughts on “Raja Beta | Stand-up Comedy by Punit Pania

  1. The set I have worked on the hardest and I believe in the most is out for the world to see. Please help it on its way by sharing it with everyone you know who can take a joke.
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  2. it takes a lot of guts to talk abt domestic violence in a comic way and still get the message across. 100% agreed men don't understand wives cuz they never got the reality check from their moms. also, it is the moms' fault for not teaching the boys how to respect and treat a woman. u treat a woman like a queen and she will automatically make u her king and lay down her life for u if it comes to that. treat her like shit and expecting her to love and respect u is paranoid.

  3. Punit…ur understanding abt problems common ppl have is soo good…this entire standup of urs was LIke u r consoling the victim…hope men understand that they dont "own" her …please gaaliyan kam do so i can share ur videos with my family n friends

  4. Not very often I come across men who agree with me on these matters. Very often, infact twice or thrice a week I get "thoda chill kiya kar tu.." "it's just a joke bro" "hogaya tera feminism shuru wapas".. So at this point whenever I speak with men, I actually expect them to disappoint me even more!! And yes I know 'not all men's are like that.. But..

    I'm very glad these hard truths were told by a man cz if a woman says it it's Feminazi for them.. Thankyouu!! The silence in the room shows the gravity of this situation.. Hats of to you!!

  5. Standing ovation…!!!
    Comedy about life's bitter truths… Making people laugh while still managing to drive the point home… Man..!! I'd love to attend a live performance of yours..

  6. Oh wow! Your content is just really good and the flow in delivery just great ! I stopped watching Indian standup because of the amount of rubbish coming out. But this is high quality satire, Great work !

  7. Too good… hard hitting reality you are conveying through comedy… kuch kuch jagah pe hansi nahi ek pause leke realization of relatibility ho raha tha…

  8. jis tarah se apne bataya,bhot sahi ha isse ache se koi nahi tacle kar sakta iss issue ko,best thing apne batate batate solution bhi dedia

  9. I watch your videos not just to laugh, but to learn something as well.
    Great job πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»

  10. Sir thank you for showing the reality check which most of the Indian people ignore😐. Keep making such videos..πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ”₯

  11. I admit, we are four brothers, no sisters, my father had three brothers no sisters ! we brothers , three of us got arranged marriage. All of us were Raja betas and use to think our respective wives as things, I was a proud wife beater, Now I am ashamed of my self.

  12. your content is hard-hitting and with humor which shows your good approach to life.
    we enjoy watching your videos… πŸ™‚

  13. Too true….u r a mirror to the society…u have moved the curtains aside and showed everyone who we really are…

  14. Dude.. I have seen few videos of yours and I like that, with comedy you give strong social feedback. Keep it up. God bless.

  15. Crazy dudeπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

  16. Your words paint a clear picture of what's actually going on . I'm really impressed with your content. Keep it up πŸ€—β˜ΊοΈ

  17. If Punit Pania wears a head turban like the Sardars, then he will resembles the Legendary comedian Late. Jaspal Bhatti. How many agrees on that?

  18. Reporting will not help. ……Reporting will only make life difficult for the woman…..We need better our society….By improving our education……And teaching family values in school

  19. hard hitting and visceral …. the silence in the audience at certain moments is painfully evident…

  20. you are amazing you know that right Punit! they audience was silent coz somewhere your words were pricking their psyche. thank you.

  21. A part of me is laughing at the jokes & the other part (The Raja Beta), is thinking, feeling uncomfortable & is ashamed. Thank you for such content. πŸ™‚

  22. One of your videos was constantly on my recommended section. I'm glad I finally clicked on it. You're brilliant brother !!

  23. Very true sir, you are really raising actual social issue…
    Keep it up

    I also did this mistake 9 years before, still feel guilty Everytime I remember

  24. Best content ever and I really mean ever by any stand up comic…
    Brilliant writing and more effectively executed.
    Loved your baritone in sarcasm.
    Dark comedy yet with a hope of change for good.
    You performed today as a fierce cowboy with fully loaded guns out for justice.
    Way to go Amigo!
    Way to go

  25. At 4:50 …..
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  26. So rich content brought up with such impressive performance. This is how I prefer comic should. Kudos.πŸ––

  27. Also, he should have bothered to discuss how so many women file false report of domestic violence out of financial greed

  28. I smell the George Carlinish style of comedy here. If you keep doing this, I am sure you'll be rated very high.
    Feedback: Fuck the people and the system little bit harder and faster. Abuse it literally too, gonna raise the energy to a whole new level πŸ˜‚

  29. No words for you….Punit !!! Fantastic….specially constructive feedback ….and thereafter….huge applause for you.

  30. How I see this in another context is, society is the 'blind mother' and the celebrities are the 'Raja beta'. Just enjoying the fame and money but are ignorant about their responsibilities towards society.

  31. I didnt wnt it to end bro.. first time putting a comment on a video.. u must extend this one .. and show the mirror to everyone who needs to see their realselves….

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