Papers Please: The Musical

Papers Please: The Musical

(Peter) Welcome to our most glorious nation. Papers, please and we’ll get you on your way. Please provide some identification. Tell me now, how long do you plan to stay? (AJ) Please sir, let me through! My family has the flu! They’re dying in Arstotzka while I’m stuck in here with you! (Peter) Sir, your state ID is out of date, I see. But since you’ve implored it, I simply ignore it! The rest seems good to me. Welcome to greatest country, Arstotzka. Papers, please or you will not be allowed. Just a few simple questions to ask ya- I will stamp your passport once these things you have avowed. Is this here your name? Your visa’s not the same. (Miss Bird) I changed it only Sunday- (Peter) Where’s the proof to back your claim? (Miss Bird) Please, I have not lied! I am a brand new bride. My husband’s awaiting consumating! (Peter) Your entry is DENIED. (Miss Bird) Hmph! (Arstotzkan Leaders) We, the leaders of Arstotzka hereby raise security. Every permit must be signed upside-down or you’ll be fined. Glory to Arstotzka! You will tear up every visa from a person with a beard. Every woman, child and man from Antegria is banned. Glory to- Glory to Arstotzka! (Peter) Welcome into our beautiful country. Papers, please or I’ll have you thrown in jail. Please forgive, I must put this quite bluntly- On this card, it says that you are a male. (“Woman”) Oh, I got that changed! I’ve since been ‘rearranged’. (Peter) If you’re no man, this body scan sure looks a little strange… (“Woman”) Surely this could make it all a small mistake? (Peter) A false alarm, ma’am. Do no harm! (“Woman”) I’ve got some LIVES to take! (Arstotzkan Leaders) In the interest of Arstotzka we impose new protocols. (Explosion and car alarms in the background) Every migrant overweight you must now interrogate Glory to- Glory to Arstotzka! (Rebel) Hey! Yes, you! Do you back the rebellion? ‘Gainst the state and its grip upon the land? Vile, corrupt! Truly Machiavellian! Join the revolution! Now’s the time to take a stand! (Peter) Listen, sir, you seem suspicious and extreme. (Rebel) It’s true, my covert goal’s- To overthrow the whole regime! (Peter) Which side should I choose? When either way I lose? My occupation, or my kids and wife? My aspirations, or my worthless life? DENY, or APPROVE! (Peter) Cause no trouble. (Rebel) I’m a hooded figure, it’s what I do! (Peter) Next! Papers, please. (Beard) Oogh! (Peter) Nope! I quit.

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  2. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I couldn't stop laughing😂😂😂😂😂😂
    The beard:oo*puts marshmallow on the desk* ooo
    Other guy: nope I quit walks away

  3. It would have been funnier in the when he gets the marshmallow he says… "Glory to Arstozka" and eats it

  4. If you do this once again you will get shot inside your head doesn't matter when your dead you're going to face death glory to glory to Arstotzka

  5. So sister location musical I like all your musicals and I liked and subscribed plz read random encounters

  6. Tiny thing I noticed but appreciate (Two years after it came out :p), but I saw the "Password: ai_ai_poopoo" just barely on a paper in the background when the guard is contemplating to let the last shady guy in, lovely self-reference to the monkey-ball musical ^w^

  7. Wait why are they adding new protocols if he doesn’t need them because no antegrian ppl came and no overweight ppl came too

  8. Him: info mam
    Note prints*
    Me: it says tear a visa from a person with a beard and not let people in that are over weight
    Me: tears visa and kicks him out

  9. 4:04 to 4:06 -when you lose parkour in minecraft/kogama/Roblox and youre missing only one stage and there are no chekpoints.

  10. 1st the wall of China still up.
    2nd the Wall of Berlin mostly all down.
    3rd the Wall of South USA still being worked on.

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