LIKE SUBSCRIBE ACTIVATE NOTIFICATIONS I missed you Nicolas Prison wasn’t too long? 3 years Wow time flies Remind me what you went down for? Doing drugs One has to live My dealer said he didn’t have any medicinal pot left but he had crack So I went for crack For the same price? Yep. Pure crack, man. Delizioso. A delight Obrigado Family So given the price I bought some more And I grabbed a little vodka from Lidl too I had a great time, good fun and all La vida loca I was alone on my bed in my mum’s flat Just enjoying my perfect moment Wait, didn’t your mum pass away 7 years ago? Yes but I didn’t tell the state So I could keep her pension and the flat Clever So I was at home and I suddenly threw up on the cat On the cat? Your mum’s cat? Yes, Totor, the Persian I see Yes, I’ve been taking car of him since… …Since your mum died I’m not suprised. You have a good heart Nicolas Then I’m not sure but the cat must’ve rubbed against a cigarette butt Or the ashtray caught fire… I don’t remember, I was high That’s normal when you’re on crack The wiring doesn’t work so don’t panic Just enjoy your trip fully Yeah, and since the cat was full of vodka it caught fire Really? Wow Damn cat So he set fire to the curtains And I thought it was beautiful so I just watched Sure, that’s funny but you, Nicolas, are able to see art everywhere That’s what I like about you You’ve got a brain, I can tell I managed to keep Totor’s collar though Oh how cute You loved that cat Yeah I was wondering, it must’ve been hot in the flat Fuck yes, really hot, that’s the thing about fire Did you try to put it out or something? Yeah I tried, I spat on it like this Like this, but it didn’t really work And I wasn’t at 100% because of the crack and all That’s normal, with crack you can’t… Yeah, if I hadn’t been on crack I would’ve managed to put it out with one spit You get 100 times higher on crack than you do on pot…I read that somewhere What about the training center for blind kids just under your flat? Ah yeah… It burned down No! Well you’re lucky it was at night then No, during the day Shit! So I got 3 years Wow 3 years… Poor you Do you still have your coke connect? Sure, wait Look, still the same, want some? Oh fuck! Shit, no! Wait… Forget it Nico, you’re meticulous but don’t worry about it It’s all over my hands I’ll get it somewhere else, Nico, forget it Don’t worry, I have another one…There! Thanks bro It’s only natural You know what? It’s good to be back I missed you Sir? Oh yeah sorry Next! Do you like mashed potatoes, dear? Ah, with lumps! Ciao!