Jani and Esa in World Amateur Chess Championships in Greece 2015 7/9

Jani and Esa in World Amateur Chess Championships in Greece 2015 7/9


Today is a great day!
– Today is a very great day! A day to be remembered forever. Today we kill a bear! It’s hiding there up on the mountain,
but not for long. We have thousands of dogs with us! Actually, about the dog thing.. It didn’t quite work out.. We have hundreds of dogs with us. Not quite… I gave them a wrong day. I thought the bear killing day was tomorrow. But it was today.. You gave them a wrong day! yeah.. So we have only one dog with us! – We have?
– Yes! Come Pixel Face!
Let’s go! Find! Find the bear! Smell it! One more thing… The hotel manager gave me this
empowering power drink Yeah? This should help us to kill
the bear. – Let’s take it then.
– Let’s take it. Open and pour! Why do you always have something.. Alright! Quite good actually. – This is fucking good.
– And we’re off! – It’s a good place to climb!
– You mean here? Yeah, I’ll help. Just grab my hand! – Very quick route
– Very quick indeed Forward! Esa, shouldn’t you ration the water. You should drink when you can! But it will end pretty soon
and it’s still a long way. I store the water in my body. Ok We could have used the train.
What the hell.. We would be there already. I smell the wild bear already! Where is it? Death to bears! We met a talking turtle We took pictures of the talking turtle
and abandoned it in the forest. Aki, do you got any water? No, you drank it all. Do you got any water? What do you got there? – Beer
– Water?! Do you got water? Gimme! Leave some for us! Fuck! – Esa, drank all our water
– It was great, thank you! – We might as well continue forward.
– Forward! ~Look at the beetle on the rock~ Snail Did you hear something? – Nothing
– Did you hear something? I didn’t hear anything! What was that sound? What was it? It was nothing. Phew! What!? What the fuck! Did you piss your pants! Let’s just go and kill that bear. Yeah, let’s go! The hotel manager gave me this
empowering power drink. Hey, buddies. Do you feel weird? ~I’m thirsty for your flower’s water~ ~I am thirsty!~ Wait for me! Where are Aki and Jani? Aki! Jani-Pentti! Mosaic Man! Don’t leave me! What in the world? Pixel Face! Help me! Were you bitten by a snake? Yeah Yeah, I know the feeling. Aki and Pixel Face disappeared somewhere I don’t know where.
Did they disappear somewhere? Aki! Pixel Face! Aki Man! Are you here? Who’s talking!? I won’t buy a magazine! Leave me alone! Where are the dogs?! Where is Ross? You said you’d always be there for me… But you’re not – My son!
– What!? Quiet! Men don’t cry! Father? Men don’t cry! Thanks Esa for wasting our water. We’ll be on the top soon, maybe. What? Indiana Jones? Indiana Jones, why did you join
Akakabuto’s army? Straight to my.. Let’s continue. Forward! – There must be water on the other side.
– Must be. Easy! My stuff are already here! Cool – Maybe I threw them or something.
– Something like that. No explanations! BEAR! Holy fuck! Akakabuto! Oh shit! It’s bigger than I thought! It’s bigger than me! It’s attacking! ~It’s fun to be right now~ ~Every day changing~ ~The world is as big as it should be~ ~And everyone wants to kiss me~ ~My heart beats, my breathing is hot~ ~I’m thirsty for Love also~ ~The most jovial ant~ ~The whole world revolutionize~ ~Love in my chest expands~ ~Birds are singing without a note~ – Welcome to the “Chess Square”.
– Welcome! I played with white against “Eziz,
Jumamuhammet” from Turkmenistan. The game went something like this: And I gave up. I played like shit against some Russian
and won by luck. By luck! I’m very proud of the
Finnish representation here. Welcome to the handicapped league! “Pertti Kurikan Nimipäivät”
is a very good band! The best band! If they don’t win..
(eurovision) I shoot them with my storm thing! You can’t say that, because they
will win for sures. Will win for sure! Sure, sure! Ice cream! ?? Ice cream ?? – Can we get Ice cream?
– Let’s go get Ice cream! Let’s ask if they give us some
Ice cream! I heard that you can get
Ice cream. You heard? Pixel Face told me,
there is Ice cream! I told there is Ice cream! Oh boy, Ice cream! Oh boy!
I am so excited! Ice cream is good! Strawbeery Ice cream! Strawbeery Ice cream! Strawbeery Ice cream! Help! Help! Help!

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