Elon Musk Might Be A Super Villain


BEFORE, PEOPLE ARE CALLED YOU THE REAL TONY STARK. OKAY, YOU’VE GOT YOUR FINGER IN SO MANY DIFFERENT ADVANCED TECHNOLOGIES. AS I SPADE SPACE-X, TESLA. NOW YOU’VE GOT SOLAR CITY AND SOLAR PACK THAT PEOPLE PUT IN THEIR HOUSES.( APPLAUSE )ARE YOU SINCERELY TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD?>>WELL, I’M TRYING TO DO GOOD THINGS, YEAH. I MEAN, SAVING THE WORLD IS NOT– I MEAN –>>BUT YOU’RE TRYING TO DO GOOD THINGS AND YOU’RE A BILLIONAIRE. I MEAN.>>YEAH.>>Stephen: THAT SEEMS A LITTLE BIT LIKE SUPER HERO OR SUPER VILLAIN. YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE ONE.>>I’M TRYING TO DO USEFUL THINGS. ( LAUGHTER ) I –>>UH-HUH.>>YEAH.>>Stephen: SO LET’S TALK ABOUT THE TESLA. I HAVE A TESLA.>>YEAH.>>Stephen: OKAY, AND I LOVE IT. I LOVE IT.( APPLAUSE )YOU GOT A NEW THING THAT YOU THINK IS– PEOPLE ARE GOING TO UPON FOR THEIR TESLA. JIM, CAN WE SHOW FOOTAGE OF THIS? I THINK IT’S CALLED– THIS THING IS THE POWER ARM. THAT IS AN EXTREMELY–>>IT’S A SNAKE CHARGER.>>Stephen: IT’S A SNAKE CHARGER THAT AUTOMATICALLY PLUGS INTO YOUR CAR WHEN YOU GET HOME.>>THIS LOOKS A LITTLE WRONG. ( LAUGHTER ).>>Stephen: THAT REALLY LOOKS LIKE THE THING THAT JACKS INTO THE BACK OF NEO’S HEAD IN “THE MATRIX.”>>RIGHT.>>Stephen: IS THAT THING GOING TO ATTACK ME IN MY SLEEP?>>FOR THE PROTOTYPE, AT LEAST, I WOULD RECOMMEND NOT DROPPING ANYTHING WHEN YOU’RE NEAR IT. ( LAUGHTER )>>Stephen: OKAY, ALL RIGHT. NOW ANOTHER THING THAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT IS YOU SINCERELY THINK THAT WE SHOULD GO TO MARS, THAT MEN AND WOMEN SHOULD GO TO MARS.>>YEAH.>>Stephen: WHY DO WE WANT TO GO TO MARS? IT’S UNINHABITABLE. VE TOBE IN DOMES AND EVERYTHING.>>INITIALLY.>>Stephen: INITIALLY?>>YES.>>Stephen: REALLY? HOW LONG BEFORE WE CAN TURN MARS INTO SOMEPLACE WE CAN LIVE IT IS A FIXER-UPPER OF A PLANET. ( LAUGHTER ) SO AT FIRST YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO LIVE IN TRANSPARENT DOMES, BUT EVENTUALLY –>>YES, WE’RE GOING TO BE HUFG EACH OTHER.>>BUT EVENTUALLY YOU CAN TRANSFORM MARS INTO AN AIRCRAFT-LIKE PLANET.>>Stephen: HOW WOULD YOU DO THAT?>>YOU WARM IT UP. JUST WARM IT UP.>>Stephen: WITH A BLANKET OR– HOW WOULD YOU WARM MARS UP? IT’S A LONG WAY AWAY FROM THE SUN.>>THERE’S A FAST WAY AND A SLOW WAY.>>Stephen: OKAY, GIVE ME THE FAST WAY.>>THE FAST WAY IS DROP THE NUCLEAR WEAPONS OVER POLES.>>Stephen: YOU’RE A SUPER VILLAIN! THAT’S WHAT A SUPER VILLAIN DOES.>>YEAH.

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