Alright, game of Risk, who goes first? I believe it’s my turn. Alright I think I will invade… India! What? Again? You really wanna go through this again? Oh… Seriously? Not… Not there… You never change! He never changes! Eh…I’ll invade Ireland. Really. Again..yep. Good point Always the same with this guy I will invade Hong K… Sri Laaaa New Zeal.. Austraaa Egyp.. I will probably, Skip my turn. Alright, who’s next? Boys, I’m goin in the Middle East Typical! No, that’s not how the game works, you need to be beside the country your attacking. Well you just try and stop me son. Wait a second… Who’s troops are these in the Ukraine? What troops? I don’t see any troops Dimitri are these yours? I don’t know what you’re talking about We know they’re yours. I know nothing. Alright boys, I’m pullin my troops out of the Middle East. Hey! You can’t just take your troops out whenever you want! I’m not aware of that. Jesus… Okay Germany, you’re go Oh nein danke, I’m not playing, I get way too competitive, it brings out the worst in me. Okay, it’s my turn. I want to invade España. You want to invade Spain? Sí I thought you were Spain I am not Spanish! I am Catalan! Sorry. *Sharp intake of breath& Hey hold on Britain, why do you have troops in the middle of the Ocean? Oh they’re not.. No, that’s Gibraltar, And they’re the Falklands. Oh. I just assumed.. They were mine… Sorry was that weird? Scandinavia, your go Okay, I’m thinking I’m going to raid Ireland You mean invade? No I mean pillage and plunder. China, What’s going on you’re only meant to start with 30 pieces. 有一个可以说汉语的人看着我们的录像吗 And Switzerland, where’s your army? I do not have one How the hell are you meant to play the game! I thought we were playing Monopoly Ahh…. Are we not playing monopoly? I am going to invade India That’s America! India’s the other way you bloody moron Everybody bloody time with this guy Who’s turn is it now? Yesh, I will invaade Africa Count me in Ich auch. Me too Mmm Africa Africa. Africa! And while you are in Africa, I will invade Europe. Right that’s it, finish up! Time for bed! Mum we’re nearly finished! Will you come off it, you’ve been at that for Centuries! AHHH!! Hi we’re Foil Arms and Hog, thanks for watching We’ve a new video every Thursday We are on tour in Ireland in 2018, in the following places Cork, Wexford (2017) Galway, Dublin (7 Shows) Letterkenny, Belfast Cork.. oh you said Cork Bel.. Belfast, Ennis, Waterford, Mullingar! Mullingar’s my one, and Limerick. I murdered that ruined it DoomDah!